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Guys, how do we fix this?
I mean theyre not particularly wrong
Fusion is a pretty clear metaphor for sex and kids dont need to be exposed to that on tv
They should learn about it from older kids or their parents grunts in the night
>literally falling in love after a "one fuse stand"
It's not being bitter, I know it's a ten minute episode and all, but they could have done it in a way that doesn't throw to the /trash/ all of Garnet's "love takes time, to know each other".
I mean, they fall in love fucking? Not that it doesn't happen, but I'd rather see them grow into each other
Probably don out of consideration for mudslimes
Saw this, said to be uploaded to AT&T Uverse OnDemand. Can anyone confirm?
Yeah, let's spend another 3 seconds on greg suggestively strumming his strings, that will surely help kids be more confortable
If you wanted to do that you'd either CUT THE THING OUT for good and fuck the song sync, or do the right thing and replace it with more footage, rather than have the same tween played 3 more times
>Steven said he'd come back for her
>it has been more than a year and he still hasn't done shit
Are they not "going out" as much as they conceivably could be? I don't think they're going to worry too much about words like "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" on Steven Universe, that shit is boring
The voice of garnet is the singer Estelle. Greg pulled out an album by "Stelle"
Has Pearl or Peri stuck their tongues out like that yet?
Bonus points because she has hair-metal hair and her stripes already count as face paint. She's like an orange KISS
The only problem with Centipeetle was that it was afraid of the Crystal Gem's weapons. I don't see how Steven couldn't fix that problem with enough effort, and it would greatly enhance their team's abilities.
>tfw eating a burger will waiting for the new, uncensored episode of steven universe
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
I wish I could bluetext like Mr Frensky
BLOOPLE BEST WAIFU
>yfw its not the blacks that make pic related but the slimes
the fuck? why is the extended intro link the one from the Comic Con in shitty quality and with all the noises, why isn't the preview for today's episode and the leaks on the description?
God bless america and their jewish boys
Because they all go there to get some some banging curry sauce for the kids lunchies. And Poundland tends to be by a JobCenter, where they live.
Nah they'll bomb Harrods next m8
AND IM PROUD TO STAND UP
NEXT TO YOU
Shut up, Jason Funderberker. You didn't get the black skele poon.
Jasper is fucking disgusting. Worst gem with a man face
Two more hours and 30 minutes before (spoiler alert)
You're a cool group of guys. Stay inside between January 4 to 8 and keep your eyes glued to your TVs.
Whatever, I'm gonna get laid tonight anyways.
>headbutting a kid because he reminded her of an old enemy
>being an hypocrite
>"did nothing wrong"
I can't refute the other things but there's no character on this show who hasn't done something wrong.
>all that muscle
>still get cut down in droves by a renegade gem
Soldier gems are literally worthless.
You're pretty cool people /sug/
Dont go to the moon at 5:30 est
I just watched The Answer and i thought it was amazing and 10/10.
Is this what death looks like?
Requesting this with Blue diamond speading Blue pearl's legs
peridot confirmed for not gonna hurt steven
Ok seriously last episode was shit. Nothing happened. It was weird and created a weird conflict which was resolved in the same episode
you are heading into a negative moment
>headbutting a kid because she had every reason to believe he was an old enemy
>willing to taint herself by fusing with Lapis just so that she can solve a very sticky wicket
Absolutely nothing wrong.
Take your high points with your low points, faggot.
If every episode was lore, then they would lose their charm and just be shitty episodes over time.
Be glad that the last episode was decent, and not the fucking travesty that is Sadie's Song.
God is dead, and /jp/ killed him.
reminder this is happening at the end of the bomb
But anon have you considered:
>she got the DSLs, indicating auto-waifu tier
>she did nothing wrong
>you have shit taste
Not shit but not that good
Pretty fucking cute and it did give some insight into stevens abilities
I mean he has control of his shapeshifting and can do it for extended periods of time
We even discovered that he is aging naturally and that his mental age isnt the only factor in his outer appearance
This is fucking bullshit. I thought we live in 2016 where the system built the FCC to let mee know the rating of the content before even considering to proceed. NOW THESE FUCKEERS ARE MAKING CHOICES FOR ME., FUCK THIS GAY EARTH. LIKE I DONT WANT SOME FUCKER TELLING ME WHAT I CANT WATCH. FUCKING HELL WHAT NEXT WE GEET SHIT CUT OUT OF MOVIES AND YOUTUBE AND MY RADIO. FUCK THIS NOISE. I AM SICK AND TIRRED OF THE PEOPLE UP TOP TEELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CANT WATCH. THE RATING SYSTEM IS PERFECT AND GIVES A FUCKIING CHOICEE. I BUY MY SON CALL OF DUTY GAMEES EVEERY FUCKING CHRISTMAS BECAUSE I AM A PARENT AND ITS AN M RATED GAME. I AM AWARE OF THE CONTENT BUT MY KID WANTS THIS GAME. NOW ID IMAGIME INDUSTRY FUCKS LIKE CARTOON NETWORK AT ACTIVISION OR WHATEEVEER REMOVING GUNS AND REPLACIING THEM WITH WATER GUNS AND U SQUIRT WATER AT PEOPLE INSTEAD OF KILLIING THE OOTHER PLAYERS. THAT ISNT FUN. FUCK THIS SHIIT. REALLY I AM TIIRED OF IT ALL
It was very reasonable to assume that Steven was Rose. He has the same gem in the same spot, and with the same shield, while working with the same gems in the same area that Rose operated in.
So cute! Reminds me of this rose backed tarantula a friend of mine once had. She was ready friendly and could cling on to your clothes while you were walking around. She let herself be petted a lot too and was very soft, it was very sad when she eventually died of old age.
CN UK is really weird in their censorship. They cut all instances of barfing out of Adventure Time and yet leave the gay kisses in Clarence.
I don't think they understand what the hell they're doing.
>Peri getting loved tenderly by the Gems
My body is ready
Now that we know Matt lurk those threads.
Who form the crewniverse you think shitpost in /sug/?
YOU GUYS ARE FAGGOTS. WE SERIOUSLY HAVEE A HUGEE PROBLEM HAPPENING RIIGHT NOW. I AM FUCKING PISSEEED. WEE NEEED TO FIX THIIS SHIT BEEFORE THEY START FUCKIING WITH EVEERYTHING EELSE. I REEALLY AM TIREEED OF THIS SHIT YEEAR AFTER YEEEAR
i have the answer
Da-da-dadada-dada circus,. Da-da-dadada-dada Afro,. Circus, Afro, Circus, Afro. Polka dot, polka dot, polka dot, AFRO
aLRIGHT LETS SAY THAT PERIDOT WONT BETRAY THE GEMS AND JOINS THE GROUP AS A CRYSTRAL GEM
DO THEY UPDATE THE OPENING TO INCLUDE HER, BECAUASE THAT WOULD FUCK THE LYRICS
So now that steven changing himself is canon when are we going to get steven disguise shenanigans?
Tiger millionaire disguise?
Steven allowed to play steven tag now because he can transform into steven?
>they add her to the opening
I know it's improbable, just let me have my delusions
Honestly, though, is there any more pictures of this scene?
Everyone is so sure they're gonna fuse, but to me it just looks like Garnet is helping Peri get up and walk properly in those... limb enhancers
Connies love for Steven is really fucking sweet.
No wonder Garnet supports them,
I thought it looked more like Connie, but now that you pointed it out..
No, it would be the ultimate bird flipping from Ms. Sugar.
>She thinks Rose changed her appearance, you do realize gems can shapeshift?
That's not my point you dumbfuck, the other gems that remember Rose didn't see Steven as her.
My point stands.
Question for /sug/: When Steven masturbates is he technically fucking his mother?
peridot enhances my 3rd lower limb if you know what I mean
Steven wants to help heal Centipeetle's corruption.
Until recently, nothing has changed enough that could have given new insight into it.
But now Peridot's going to go full Crystal Gem. It's only a matter of time till she finds out about corruption and offers a solution that ends up failing after giving us hope/a glimpse of cured peetle. MONSTER REUNION
Actually, he was teaching her how to pinata correctly after she fucked up so bad with it in Too Many Birthdays.
Lapis never even says anything about Rose, and it is unlikely that she would care or even know enough about Rose to properly identify her. One of the first things Jasper says is "I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ROSE" as if it is her sole purpose in life. Jasper had every reason to suspect that Steven was Rose Quartz.
Rose and Yellow Diamond wearing yellow and pink underwear respectively
they remove the part where pearl says ..and.. afer amethyst
something like this:
i think it fits, the and is too long
Nevermind that Garnet would probably rule a very small 'junta' style government, designed mostly to keep those close to her happy and to enable the Crystal Gems to enforce peace on earth from supernatural threats.
Future Vision would likely paralyze her for governing anything larger than a large town, due to the eddies and flows of the river of time.
Because you're projecting your fantasies onto her. The actual lewdest was Rose.
WE WERE BORN TO FUCK EACH OTHER ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
Unfortunately not, had to scour around the internet for something that might be in the same scene.
God she's so fucking hideous. Does anyone except Tumblrites think she looks decent at least? I can't stand to look at her. I don't know how she looked at the past, but her whole fucking life is one embarrassing cringefest. From the Invader Zim fan OC shit to her appearance and sjw preach shit. Yea, I know I sound like some of "those" people, but she really is one walking embarrassment.
Lapis for example.
Lapis knows he's a gem and Steven summoned his shield in the fight with her.
but if she remembers the CG then she must remember Rose too.
>I'M GOING TO CALL HIM A RETARD WITHOUT PROVIDING ANY ARGUMENTS XDD
Are all Jasperfags this delusional?
Did the person from yesterday ever finish the Steven edit of this image?
Actually that sounds better. They leave the homosexuality but leave out the overly gross or overly sexual stuff. Two dudes pecking each other on the cheek isn't as bad as a man and a woman giving each other hickeys.
>Rose slept with world leaders/political figures over the course of a thousand years.
And they're just plain cute together.
>"Greg's sacrifice in the final battle" when?
Who ready for the /moon/ here?
because she will betray the gems and people here are retarded and swear she will not do that because muh peridemption
People just don't seem to try and make more monsterous/half-cured peetles. THis is the only one I have.
She clearly has a normal humanoid form when she was reforming though.
Lapis is probably the gem that i like the least, where did you get that from?
I mean, if she knew about the Crystal Gems then she knew about Rose.
If that's her silhouette in The Answer then it's obvious she does.
That's actually a fair point, shitposting and baiting aside.
What's with all the sucrose hate lately? I mean I know there was always some in the past, but its been growing lately. Soon we're gonna be like /gfg/ where every other post is "Alex is a hack".
I don't even know what to make of all of this.
>tfw David Bowie will never voice a character on SU
Got this for now. Another anon put in the text.
Gonna wait till message recieved and see if she says something to make steven stop believing in her that fits better.
Well Connie is dealing with all this gem weirdness while just being an average human being with no powers. Not to mention being in a relationship with a gem
The only one who really knows anything about what she is going through is Greg. He wants to be there for her to try and prevent some of the hurt break that he went through when dealing with rose
Friendly reminder that YD's neck is intention, not just bad story boarding