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Why is Steven Universe so popular? It's a pretty mediocre show desu
I'm surprised that Yellow DIOmond is such a popular concept
It's because of the gay lesbians honestly. I was recommending this show to my shit friends and they just weren't interested about it.
Then they saw "tiny space lesbians" on Tumblr and got crazy excited for it. The Return and Jail Break was the highest point for this show.
>Steven most likely saw Connie change when he was a baby.
>Connie missed seeing Steven in the buff when he reverted back to his normal form
These kids have an abnormal amount of close calls.
Was terrible at first. I know I put off watching it initially when the first episode I watched was the one where Steven turns himself into a bunch of cats or something. To this day I still have no idea how that episode ended.
>a very tall woman compared to other women
>watch the episode giant woman for the first time
Interesting characters in a consistent, well thought out universe.
Pretty much the same reason people lose their shit about Star Wars. Star Wars isn't some incredibly deep story with powerful, mature themes. It's a fun adventure about interesting, likable characters. Steven Universe is the same thing. Nothing alarmingly ground-breaking, it's actually fairly derivative, but its execution is original and it's characters have many facets and flaws.
I'm sorry to respond to your shitpost with a serious answer, but I figure shitposting at shitposters just begets more shitposting, and there's plenty of that around here already.
I told him to fuck off once and he tweeted it
Season 1A filler was definitely better than filler of any other part of the show. Though really they were establishing a lot of basic shit the whole time. It just feels like they don't know what to do with the side characters any more.
Inb4 "She's gonna fuck that baby!
Post cute Steven/Connie art.
>Why haven't they showed Peridot the internet yet?
She'd be a bigger shitposter than Pearl
>yfw Matt Burnett is here reading your posts
I have no idea who you are and I kinda don't care. All I care about is Peridot and, to a lesser extent, Garnet and Amy.
Pearl can git fukt.
>a manlet that wishes they weren't
>probably doesn't feel good
Lapis is actually half of Blue Diamond
nah I'm just bullshitting, she was probably as high ranking as Sapphire though
they know what they would cause
>mfw we pretty much know Yellow Diamond will bring her own Pearl.
I just realized, Parent/Teacher meetings for Steven and Connie will be the most awkward thing in the world.
>Your daughter brought a large weapon and lion to class.
>That's illegal Mr. Universe.
If you're a fusion virgin you've gotta start with the best
Reminder that Connie will eventually turn into this
Steven is pretty much guaranteed to rek her six ways 'till Sunday at some point
>It will probably take over a year till we finally get a Jasperdemption
How do I stop the pain, anons?
DIO is just popular in general
So Sapphire and Lapis are blue because the y serve Blue diamond.
But Ruby was serving Blue diamond.
And she was red.
Rewatching "The Answer"
>Rose and Pearl burst into a crowded city center and declare that the colony won't be completed before indiscriminately attacking gems
>Pearl starts targeting Sapphire and other non-combatants once she thinks all the soldiers have been eliminated
Are the Crystal Gems a terrorist cell or what?
Rose probably heard that a Gem who could foresee the future was en route.
She could not let this Gem work for BD.
So she tried to murder it in a terror strike, but managed to recruit her (and a ruby) in the end.
So win win.
Fuck everything, I'm going to miss the last two episodes in this bomb. It's going to be ages before I have decent internet again.
Do you think she will have a different weapon or it will also be a spear?
Even in the less action-y, laid back episodes there's still some sort of story progression.
Even when it seems like nothing happens, we almost always get a bit deeper into canon lore.
that's not how you do it anon
I think she was just a one off reference to reinforce the fact that Pearls are routinely assigned to high-ranking gems on homeworld and will literally never be seen or referenced again.
So, someone here is gonna buy it, right?
Drink a lot.
Have faith, dear anon. I trust the crewiverse to not let us down with such awesome bara character.
Something bad is going to happen to my baby
So? Age has no meaning when it comes to talent.
I once got upstaged at a piano recital by a fucking 9 year old. "Oh! He's so young, but he plays so well! Let's all applaud him more than the guy who played the more technically demanding piece."
I've been practicing for longer than he's been alive. Fuck him. I hope he gets Leukemia.
You know what else was made by a 14-year-old?
>Tfw were always a Perifag
>Tfw you were one of the few that predicted Peredemption when everyone else thought she'd be killed off.
Because she's made of lo-o-o-o-o-o, o-o-o-o-ve.
>I can't post a picture of Jasper actually fucking Pearl anymore
>age has no meaning when it comes to talent
Kind of completely does
Hours of practice, availability of training, access to materials
Look at you, you've become a complete faggot after years of work and experience, your mom must be so proud
>Draw some Opal.
Here you go Opalanon from the last thread.
So, if Steven never ages does this mean that if grown up Connie tries to get intimate with him, it's morally wrong?
>Yellow Diamond's Pearl and Peridot engage each other in a deadly cat fight, the one with tiny slaps and meowling.
>everyone just sits and watches, because it's adorable.
>Peridot loses again.
I had a problem the other day where it wouldn't stop giving me unsolvable capchas even when they were clearly right. It was during the log-date preview just came out, must of been so hyped made too many comments I guess.
I can't look at 4x4 grids without getting nasty flashbacks to a bad time I had trying to solve a sliding tile puzzle. I wasted half a month of my life on that shitty thing. I still have the notes I wrote down too.
Does Connie poo in the loo or do her parents not let her?
Anon, she's a Pearl. She's not going to have any weapons cause she's not going to fight.
Besides, we won't be seeing her or Blue again this season most likely, so it'll be like, 2 years before they show up again.
Also, I still think weapons weren't a thing before the war. That's why Pearl was using the swords and why she was able to kick so much ass.
>Once he turns 18 he can morph into a baby and legally have sex
Lois Lane once tried to brainwash a deaged Superman into loving her so that when he grew back up, he'd propose, Lana Lang had the same idea.
After he grew back up it turned out to be a Superman from an alternate reality where bigamy was legal, and he married both of them in that reality while the real Superman laughed his ass off
>There's already lewds of Blue Pearl.
This is excellent.
Don't worry anon. The promo just made it seem like Peridemption was canceled to throw us off.
By the end of this, she's going to show up in a CG outfit.
And then the hiatus comes again
Post it on /trash/ and cross-link
SHE'S LITERALLY JUST PEARL WITH FUCKING BANGS.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE GOING ON ABOUT?
Some kids come out of the womb with some sort of prodigious skill. It's why we have the word "prodigy". Some kids don't have to work at all. Some little autist slides up to a piano, and his mutant brain figures out all the notes of a song in an instant. Life isn't fair.
Why does this get me every time?
That's too much of a bother for me. Maybe I should start to crop porn and never post sauce.
She's smaller and she's submissive with perfect hair
That's the point, she's an emotionally stunted Pearl
Do we even have a Fan-Made fusion prepared for this?
Did ANYONE think Peridot would fuse with Garnet first?
This better just out of context, I don't think I can handle a new fusion so soon.
That's also a good soluation
The more you know!
I actually think there are plans to reconsider this law because illegal immigrants are using it to come over, have children on US soil, and then use them to claim citizenship.
>"It Could've Been Great"
>Greg dies of a heart attack, and the Gems need to find a way to cover it up before Steven gets back from the Maheswaran's so it doesn't ruin the beach trip they have planned for his birthday.
>Connie and Steven finally get affectionate with each other.
>The only bad thing is that the Gems keep catching them making out everywhere.
>Literally everywhere, they even caught them on the roof of the beach house.
Imagine that this is Yellow Diamond's face and the bullet Pearl's freakish nose.
The gems would actively encourage it though. they all approve of Connie
>Turns out Greg was just sleeping the whole time
"BUT WE THREW YOU OFF A ROOF!"
"Garnet, when you've slept in as many tour vans as I have, you learn to sleep through just about anything."
>Blue Pearl will never sit on your face
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
What would happen if Connie stared rocking baby Steven back and fourth, and it caused fusion?
Probably nothing. Women get away with that sort of thing all the time.
Ask around. Many of your friends will tell you of the aunt or cousin that gave them a handie when they were young.
Mary Elizabeth McGlynn has been my waifu for as long as I remember.
I wrote a Fic long ago where Steven and Pearl find another Pearl who is basically attached to where she was staying, constantly cleaning a place that had been abandoned for 5000 years.
I wish I knew who these where so I could try to care.
I wish I has the Scrubs Steven Universe pic saved.
>It could have been great
>Peridot and the gems go to the moon base to find out more about the cluster
>Peridot steals the gem
>Steven takes the gem from peri and locks her in the car
>Steven debates for 2 days weather to tell the gems or not
>no one has found peridot
>Pearl asks where peridot is, she was supposed to have the power source for the cluster disruptor
>steven starts sweating bullets
>garnet says she knew they couldnt trust peridot with such an important task
>steven confesses that he has the power source gem and that peridot is locked in the car
>fade to black as amythest is laughing
>peridot is pissed and attacks the gems with her robot because they bettayed her
>steven shapeahifts into yellow diamond to get her to calm down
>peridot calls him a clod for stealing the gem
>turns out it was the real yellow diamond
>Many of your friends will tell you of the aunt or cousin that gave them a handie when they were young.
fucking asians ruining the animation
Kind of makes me want to watch Wall-E again. Also can't remember other media where similar things happen, caretakers taking care of things forever.
Think there was a part in Baldur's Gate 2?
Gotta admit, it's pretty good. better than some I've seen on tumblr
I could see that working with a subtly unsettling and mournful realization that the Pearl in question, despite her physical appearance, has long since gone corrupt and can no longer conceive of anything beyond what she has been doing.
>Blue Diamond will never sit on your everything
that and more
i live to serve. it is its own reward
>Blue Pearl was lost an attack by the Rebellion thousands of years ago
>BD had already ordered a new Pearl when she either feld to homeworld or got poofed in the final battle
>BP has been standing in a remote region of the world for millennia, waiting for BD to retrieve her
Reminds me of that storyline from Alan Moore's Swamp Thing where they Gotham City police arrest Swampy's girlfriend Abby on the charge of bestiality.
Which raises the question; Is a Human and a Gem having sex and or fusing, a crime against nature?
>Blue Diamond will never crush your legs
>Blue Pearl feels she is not being decorative enough with the CG.
>the other Pearl appears to gather much more attention.
>and she don't even sit properly, like she should.
>and she keeps doing stuff.
>maybe that is the thing? earth people want Pearls that make things?
>that boy said he liked cookies made of cats, yeah.
>time to find some cats and bake something nice to everyone.
Well anon, at least that one's not a huge mindfuck as to how it happened.
No, she's still sane, just in extreme denial, and cleans so that she doesn't have to dwell on it. Pearl and Steven catch her deliberately breaking something so she can clean it up.
they just make that shit up anon, I'm sure everytime I've heard that it's been a lie
But my male cousin did seduced me when I was a kid and made me an homophobic scared of being too close or having friendship to other guys person though
I have some questions about The Answer.
When Sapphire foresees that her physical form (not her gem) will be destroyed, why does Garnet frame it as if it's actual death and refer to her as a "casualty"? Why does Sapphire say she "wishes she could've seen more" of Earth, and rebuff Ruby when she says there's still time, when she knows she'll get reformed (and once the rebels are done away with there's no reason to doubt the colonization will continue, so she could always visit)?
Too bad, you better get used to it because you will never be someone's beloved pet, being kept around the house like a small lap dog and having a purpose in life by serving somebody above you.
And maybe wearing a collar or something? If that's what you are into I'm honestly running out of ideas here how to formulate it.
>you will never have a harem full of Pearls