/sug/ - Steven Universe General

nth for pony

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Why is Steven Universe so popular? It's a pretty mediocre show desu

First for dubs.

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I'm surprised that Yellow DIOmond is such a popular concept

Gembro reporting in.

>>78724871
because everything else is even mediocre-er

>>78724867
>calling nth on a first post
DISQUALIFIED
Get some confidence next time.

>>78724871
Maybe your tastes are just mediocre desu

If the world is different to you then it is you who must change

>>78724871
I'd guess strong character focus, compared to the action and comedy focus in other shows on right now.

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>>78724878
...y-yeah...

>>78724871
Do popularity and mediocrity have to be mutually exclusive?

Because I was pretty popular in high school despite being a painfully average motherfucker.

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Lapis old and busted

Bloople new hotness

>>78724871
It's because of the gay lesbians honestly. I was recommending this show to my shit friends and they just weren't interested about it.

Then they saw "tiny space lesbians" on Tumblr and got crazy excited for it. The Return and Jail Break was the highest point for this show.

>Steven most likely saw Connie change when he was a baby.
>Connie missed seeing Steven in the buff when he reverted back to his normal form
These kids have an abnormal amount of close calls.

>>78724871
>I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...

>>78724871
Was terrible at first. I know I put off watching it initially when the first episode I watched was the one where Steven turns himself into a bunch of cats or something. To this day I still have no idea how that episode ended.

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>be me
>a very tall woman compared to other women
>watch the episode giant woman for the first time
>feels good

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>>78724945

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>no edition
SOILED IT

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posy yfw you're a Perifag this week

i want to be a pearl
i want to be "programmed" to serve crazy giant women and have them treat me like their toy

>>78724833
>no edition
DELETE THIS

>>78724974
Are you from Texas? Do you drink one gallon of milk a day? Do you ride horses?

>>78724974
Cara, is that you?

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who remembers this

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>>78724980

>>78724972
Steven dies
the rest of these episodes are him going through the trials of hell
>>78724974
r u a gril

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>>78724980
I'm a perifag every week.

>>78725036
no she is a woman
a giant woman

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Feels good to be a Garnetfag this week

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>>78724980
i wanted her to stay evil

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>>78724980

>>78724871
Interesting characters in a consistent, well thought out universe.

Pretty much the same reason people lose their shit about Star Wars. Star Wars isn't some incredibly deep story with powerful, mature themes. It's a fun adventure about interesting, likable characters. Steven Universe is the same thing. Nothing alarmingly ground-breaking, it's actually fairly derivative, but its execution is original and it's characters have many facets and flaws.

I'm sorry to respond to your shitpost with a serious answer, but I figure shitposting at shitposters just begets more shitposting, and there's plenty of that around here already.

>yfw Matt Burnett is here reading your posts
RIGHT
NOW

BD's whoopie adventures

http://zottgrammes.tumblr.com/post/136717897802/su-spoilers-au-where-the-crystal-gems-were
http://zottgrammes.tumblr.com/post/136747952706

>>78725028
M E
W E

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>>78724871

>Seven Replies

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>>78725089
I told him to fuck off once and he tweeted it

>>78725089
Who? Sorry i'm an immigrant from /mlp/

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it's cold today

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>>78724980
>mfw

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>>78725089
matt why are you a prick

Fuck me Matt

>>78725089
Matt "orgasms with sarcasm" Burnett

>>78724972

>season 1A
>bad

It was objectively and consistently the greatest part of the show besides Say Uncle.

>>78725126
That Blue Pearl on the right looks ugly

>>78724878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXz05mU9kmI

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Jesus the shitters are out in force.

>>78725089
Matty B pls rape my tight asshole and then shorten YD's neck thank you

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Hopefully they will grow apart.

>>78725150
Say Uncle was fantastic. Fuck you.

Would you rather be a Diamond or a Pearl?

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>>78725155

>>78725160
Why haven't they showed Peridot the internet yet? Or given her books?

>>78725170

Not a single word in that post you are replying to was sarcasm. Most of season 1A and Say Uncle are by and far the best parts of the show.

>>78725068
Anon she blew the candles

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>>78725182
I'd be ur pearl, anon

>>78725168
>cop-ethyst

My sides.

So is it going to be revealed that Lapis was part of Blue Diamonds Royal Court? Being able to control the Oceans is a pretty significant power for a gem.

>>78725150
Season 1A filler was definitely better than filler of any other part of the show. Though really they were establishing a lot of basic shit the whole time. It just feels like they don't know what to do with the side characters any more.

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Inb4 "She's gonna fuck that baby!
Post cute Steven/Connie art.

>>78725182
I love you too.

>>78725203
She was doing Steven a favour, he was busy concealing his boner

>>78725182
I'd rather be WITH you ;)

>>78725182
i want to be a pearl and be extremely loyal to my master and be treated like a toy and status symbol

it's all i want
please make me a pearl

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>>78724980
we are going to explode

>>78725182
whatever u want me to be bby

>>78725115
:3

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>>78725195
>Why haven't they showed Peridot the internet yet?

She'd be a bigger shitposter than Pearl

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>>78725089
>yfw Matt Burnett is here reading your posts
>mfw

I have no idea who you are and I kinda don't care. All I care about is Peridot and, to a lesser extent, Garnet and Amy.

Pearl can git fukt.

>>78724871
i gotta say it the history is pretty catchy

>>78725214
Uh oh, LOOK OUT STEVEN

>>78725182
Guess who just bought you a semester of public speaking classes.

You shy motherfucker.

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>>78724974
>be you
>a manlet that wishes they weren't
>probably doesn't feel good

>>78725234
HOFU-*BOOM*

I'm okay!

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>>78725089
Awesome.
Save Jasper. Redeem her. ;_;

>>78725234
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>>78725115
It's a trap!

>>78725182
PUT YOUR COCK IN ME.

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>>78725212
Lapis is actually half of Blue Diamond
nah I'm just bullshitting, she was probably as high ranking as Sapphire though

i miss being able to post porn

>>78724945
You know, during war, bad things happen to ornamental women.

>>78725244
>Not knowing Matt "Do not believe his lies" Burnett

>>78725307
Go back to /trash/ then fąm

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>>78724980
Life's good.

>>78725307
no one's stopping you from making a /trash/ thread

>>78725307
i miss being able to make even on-topic shitposts without being banned

let us have this
we're bound to disappear for another few months
please

>>78725234
ARE THEY FUCKING FUSING?

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>>78725195
they know what they would cause

>>78725327
what's up with those rare stock photos

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>>78724980

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>mfw we pretty much know Yellow Diamond will bring her own Pearl.

I just realized, Parent/Teacher meetings for Steven and Connie will be the most awkward thing in the world.
>Your daughter brought a large weapon and lion to class.
>And?
>That's illegal Mr. Universe.

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>>78725340
If you're a fusion virgin you've gotta start with the best

>>78725115
I know women like her are just pretending to be cute, but damn if I wouldn't want one on my lap.

NYEEHEHEHE

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Reminder that Connie will eventually turn into this

Steven is pretty much guaranteed to rek her six ways 'till Sunday at some point

>>78725214
Please, Lois Lane did it first.

>>78725372
>Garnet set up Rose and Greg.
>She's helping Steven with Connie.
Why is Garnet best wingman?

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We need more BD in this thread

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>>78725344
Rare Popes you mean?

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>>78725281
>It will probably take over a year till we finally get a Jasperdemption
How do I stop the pain, anons?

>>78725378
go away, papyrus, you don't really want to be here

>>78725358
Cat Peri is best Peri

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>>78724878
DIO is just popular in general

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>>78725413
IF there is a Jasperdemption

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Hooray for Lapis!;_;

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So Sapphire and Lapis are blue because the y serve Blue diamond.

But Ruby was serving Blue diamond.

And she was red.

Why?

Rewatching "The Answer"

>Rose and Pearl burst into a crowded city center and declare that the colony won't be completed before indiscriminately attacking gems
>Pearl starts targeting Sapphire and other non-combatants once she thinks all the soldiers have been eliminated

Are the Crystal Gems a terrorist cell or what?

>>78724871
I feel like it's the only show on CN right now that's putting honest-to-god effort on telling a good story.

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>>78725408
Garnet is best everything

Susan Egan is posting pictures on twitter of the inside Cartoon Network as she goes in to record for Rose, if anyone cares about that

why is blue pearl barefoot

>>78725398
Reminder that Priyanka Maheshwaran whores herself out in the alleys behind the hospital for unregulated alcohol.

>>78725398
>that pic
WHY

>>78725413
Watch another show. Like Pony. Or Mike Tyson's Adventures

If you could bang any human character in Steven Universe, which one would it be?

Hard Mode: No human gems from Chille Tid.

>>78725440
Rubies were common foot soldiers. They served everyone.

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>>78725437

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>>78725182
H-hi

>>78725456
>why
why not?
you gay?

>>78725440
Nice try, Matt.

>>78725440
Rubies aren't fucking blue you dumb faggotlord

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>>78725441
Rose probably heard that a Gem who could foresee the future was en route.

She could not let this Gem work for BD.

So she tried to murder it in a terror strike, but managed to recruit her (and a ruby) in the end.

So win win.

>>78725448
Good, that'll give me a good idea of where to put them.

>>78725440
She doesnt serve blue dia, she was assigned to sapphire, theres a difference.

>>78725182
I'd rather be a __Human__

>>78725448
So, we're getting more Rose later on this season. Sweet.

>>78725461
Probably Mrs.Maheshwaran, holding her down in an alleyway while she cries.

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>>78725461
Fuck your hard mode

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Fuck everything, I'm going to miss the last two episodes in this bomb. It's going to be ages before I have decent internet again.

>>78724953
If not for
>healing spit
>steven's beard hair
>babyform
They would have sucked face by now

>>78725409
I want more casual wear BD with Pearl/parrot

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WAIT A MINUTE

Did anon ever eat the mug?

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>>78724980

>>78725442
>putting honest-to-god effort on telling a good story

Most episodes are filler though

>>78725496
Are they still recording for this season? I heard that the voice recordings are one of the last steps in the process of making an episode

>>78725408
Ruby and Sapphire just want everyone to become one

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This is on the wall at CN, how disgusting.

>>78725532
>filler

out

>>78725440
No she was not. She has no diamond,

>>78725489
>>78725441
This, pretty much.

Combatant or not, Sapphire was a dangerous asset to allow BD to have.

Destroy by any means.

>>78725548
Oh look at that,a abstract picture from the 1960s.

>>78725532
Filler has no real purpose, filler is very rare next to Character Development.

Pretty much Garnet Universe and Sadie's Song are the only filler episodes.

>>78725548
Anon, that was made by a literal 14 year old.

>>78725514
Seriously, I'm shocked Connie hasn't kissed him out of the blue yet. She can only take so many interruptions.

The songwriter for Frozen apparently loves Steven Universe. I guess that's not really surprising

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Do you think she will have a different weapon or it will also be a spear?

>>78725567
D I S G U S T I N G

>>78725548
Aww, that's kind of nice, they display fanart made by kids
>to purchase
Whuh

Someone email and find out how much it costs

>>78725532
>most

Yeah, no.

Even in the less action-y, laid back episodes there's still some sort of story progression.

Even when it seems like nothing happens, we almost always get a bit deeper into canon lore.

>>78725577
Well, now we know why Lars makes fun of Steven so much, he's a teenage manlet.

>>78725548
That's actually pretty good though.

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>>78725461
Young Greg or Ronaldo

>>78724974
timestamp please or i doubt it

>>78725548
For being made by a 14 year old, that's not bad at all.

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>>78725577
She wants it to be special

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>>78724872
that's not how you do it anon

>>78725584
I imagine a pair of hooked knives, the very thing you parry a spear with.

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Ruby a cute!

>>78725584

I think she was just a one off reference to reinforce the fact that Pearls are routinely assigned to high-ranking gems on homeworld and will literally never be seen or referenced again.

>>78725617
Fuck it being special, Connie needs to take their relationship to second base.

>>78725591
Somebody fucking buy it.

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>>78725548

>>78725543
COME JOIN THE FUN

>>78724974
this is 4ching girl, the fact that this is a tumblr show general doesn't matter, you know the rules

Now tits or gtfo bitch

If this post is dubs then I'll let you guys write the season finale

>>78725617
Amazing how connie can carry his fatass

>>78725584
>_500.png
Are you TRYING to summon indexer?

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>>78725548

>to purchase

So, someone here is gonna buy it, right?

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>>78725619
fuck pearl

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Even with Bloople added to the mix, still best Pearl.

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>>78725413
Drink a lot.

>>78725433
Have faith, dear anon. I trust the crewiverse to not let us down with such awesome bara character.

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Final boss will be all the diamonds fusing.

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>>78724980
Something bad is going to happen to my baby

>>78725645
this is a blue board faggot go back to /soc/

>>78725647
That was a close one, Connie almost died

>>78725567
So? Age has no meaning when it comes to talent.
I once got upstaged at a piano recital by a fucking 9 year old. "Oh! He's so young, but he plays so well! Let's all applaud him more than the guy who played the more technically demanding piece."
I've been practicing for longer than he's been alive. Fuck him. I hope he gets Leukemia.

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>>78725614
You know what else was made by a 14-year-old?

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>>78725643

>>78725374
those are the best women

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>>78725461
Greg, any age, all time

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>>78724980
>Tfw were always a Perifag
>Tfw you were one of the few that predicted Peredemption when everyone else thought she'd be killed off.

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>>78725645

I want /b/ to leave

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>>78725661

>>78725645
Go drink bleach.

>>78725685
Why does this keep being posted like what's the meme here?

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>>78725408
Because she's made of lo-o-o-o-o-o, o-o-o-o-ve.

>>78725089

I dont feel safe anymore
>>78725457

>>78725527
cute.

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>>78725685
no

>>78725691
>LapisAttemptsToCommitSuicide.png

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What the fuck is happening with these captcha's?

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>>78725737
>caught in the street sign loop

>>78725645
>If I act like a moron from /b/ I'll be more likely to see a woman's naked breasts.
I'm sure you've put a great deal of thought into that plan.

beardsteven when

*spitshines pearl*

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>>78725661
>I can't post a picture of Jasper actually fucking Pearl anymore

;_;

>>78725681
>age has no meaning when it comes to talent

Kind of completely does

Hours of practice, availability of training, access to materials

Look at you, you've become a complete faggot after years of work and experience, your mom must be so proud

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>>78725685
I don't know....LIKE YOUR MOM?

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>>78724721
>Draw some Opal.
>Do it
Here you go Opalanon from the last thread.

>>78725737
Anything is better than the goddamned blurry green street signs


I liked the Christmas presents, they always worked

>>78725744
For once it worked on the first try this time.

>>78725734
Wait, if they fused into Stevonnie, they could sneak into R-rated movies!

Someone draw this!!

>>78725182
I'd rather be a meme
your meme ;)

>>78725685
Pizza girl is 15.

Probably 16 now.

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So, if Steven never ages does this mean that if grown up Connie tries to get intimate with him, it's morally wrong?

>>78725762
That's really good anon

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Steboni cute.

>>78725363
>Yellow Diamond's Pearl and Peridot engage each other in a deadly cat fight, the one with tiny slaps and meowling.
>everyone just sits and watches, because it's adorable.
>Peridot loses again.

>>78725750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H98Q9VU6IEM

>>78725737
I had a problem the other day where it wouldn't stop giving me unsolvable capchas even when they were clearly right. It was during the log-date preview just came out, must of been so hyped made too many comments I guess.

>>78725404
Wait... what?

>>78725737
I can't look at 4x4 grids without getting nasty flashbacks to a bad time I had trying to solve a sliding tile puzzle. I wasted half a month of my life on that shitty thing. I still have the notes I wrote down too.

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>>78725762
Damn that's nice.
Thanks!

>>78725661
I'd like to.

>>78725398
>>78725456
The VA has a milf voice...

>>78725461
Both the pizza twins

>>78725409
>BD is actually an arrogant uptight snob who will never dress casually, even if it kills her.

>>78725778
In the eyes of US law, his age is however long he's been alive.

Once he turns 18 he can morph into a baby and legally have sex.

>>78725778
I mean, its probably not gonna happen since the episode ended on implying Steven can age.

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Does Connie poo in the loo or do her parents not let her?

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>>78725584
Anon, she's a Pearl. She's not going to have any weapons cause she's not going to fight.
Besides, we won't be seeing her or Blue again this season most likely, so it'll be like, 2 years before they show up again.

Also, I still think weapons weren't a thing before the war. That's why Pearl was using the swords and why she was able to kick so much ass.

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>>78725735
>>78725691

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Blue Pearl is very, very beautiful.

>>78725456

>being THIS gay

I know this is /sug/, but come the fuck on.

>>78725234
THAT BETTER BE A SHOP, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

>>78725409
I didn't know I needed this waifu.

>>78725778
Steven does age, just not normally.
It's probably linked to his mental maturity, analogously to gem reformation.

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>>78725824
>Once he turns 18 he can morph into a baby and legally have sex

>>78725834
/int/ get out.

Blue Pearl's feet.

>>78725774
Which Pizza girl?

>>78725806
Lois Lane once tried to brainwash a deaged Superman into loving her so that when he grew back up, he'd propose, Lana Lang had the same idea.

After he grew back up it turned out to be a Superman from an alternate reality where bigamy was legal, and he married both of them in that reality while the real Superman laughed his ass off

>>78725707
hoe don't do it is a meme itself. Don't feel bad, it's a tumblr thing. not knowing means you're not as much of a fag as me.

>>78725843
>being THIS gay

>implying I'm gay

Sorry I haven't explained better,but I can't fucking stand that picture. And I'm not gay.

>>78725857
Is Steven even a US citizen?

Isn't he technically an alien?

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>There's already lewds of Blue Pearl.

This is excellent.

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>>78725676
Don't worry anon. The promo just made it seem like Peridemption was canceled to throw us off.
By the end of this, she's going to show up in a CG outfit.
And then the hiatus comes again

>>78725461
Priyanka Maheswaren, in every place where two pieces of flesh meet with enough friction to get me off.

>>78725834
Her parents seem to be second generation, so they already grew up pooing in the loo.

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>>78725756
Post it on /trash/ and cross-link

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>>78725840

SHE'S LITERALLY JUST PEARL WITH FUCKING BANGS.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE GOING ON ABOUT?

>>78725867
The one who draws Lapizza Lazuli

>>78725876
He was born on US soil, therefore he's American.

Hell, that makes Amethyst an American as well.

>>78725440
I don't know, you tell me, Matt

I just keep imagining the battle between Blue Diamond and Rose.
It must have been a fucking glorious scene to behold.

>>78725737
Good luck with street signs anything.

>>78725894
she doesnt have stick legs

>>78725409
Don't you faggots dare casualise the Big Blue.

>>78725758
Some kids come out of the womb with some sort of prodigious skill. It's why we have the word "prodigy". Some kids don't have to work at all. Some little autist slides up to a piano, and his mutant brain figures out all the notes of a song in an instant. Life isn't fair.

blue diamond's giant feet

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>>78725850
na bro

>>78725876
If he was born in the US, then he's a technical US citizen.

>>78725456
because it's hot, you fruit

Will we be back to weekly episodes after this steven bomb or are we going back into hiatus?

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>>78725787
Why does this get me every time?

>>78725440
Because if she was blue, she'd BE a sapphire.

But I do wonder if there are sapphires of other colors serving the other diamonds, and if they're all clairvoyant aristocrats

>>78725461
All humans are fucking gross though

>>78725905
Wait being born in America just makes you a citizen? What the fugg

>>78725936
Steven Universe is probably going to go on hiatus and restart on February.

>>78725912
>implying Blue Diamond ever directly confronted Rose
She poofed herself before the advancing resistance forces could reach her. Better to die than to be killed.

>>78725876
The 14 amendment says anyone born on US soil is a citzen, and that's a problem.

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>>78725891
That's too much of a bother for me. Maybe I should start to crop porn and never post sauce.

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>>78725894
She's smaller and she's submissive with perfect hair

>>78725936
Hiatus.

>>78725894
She is not defective.

>>78725787
I love this world.

>>78725955
I DO like sub girls, it's true

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>>78725894
That's the point, she's an emotionally stunted Pearl

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>>78725234
>>78725925
Do we even have a Fan-Made fusion prepared for this?

Did ANYONE think Peridot would fuse with Garnet first?

This better just out of context, I don't think I can handle a new fusion so soon.

>>78725681
How many times have you been bullied? Sad

>>78725584
her Pearl won't have weapons, are you crazy, she belongs to royalty

>>78725700
That looks really cool, especially because Lapis looks like Aqua, do you know what are they saying anon?

>>78725925
I want Greg and Garnet to interact more, this is an exciting development

>>78725915
Source?

>>78724833


Why is the extended intro this SDCC version? There's a clean one on youtube right now

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>>78725954
That's also a good soluation

>>78725949
The more you know!

I actually think there are plans to reconsider this law because illegal immigrants are using it to come over, have children on US soil, and then use them to claim citizenship.

>>78725986
> she's an emotionally stunted Pearl
so shes basically Pearl except with a different hair style

>>78725955

She's the same size, she looks smaller because BD is huge af

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>>78725925

>"It Could've Been Great"

>Greg dies of a heart attack, and the Gems need to find a way to cover it up before Steven gets back from the Maheswaran's so it doesn't ruin the beach trip they have planned for his birthday.

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Who here wants poorly made crossover works?

>>78725988
Do you think she'll wear a visor and shades

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>>78725894
>>78725986
Rei moe

>>78725988
In hindsight it makes perfect sense. Who better to teach Peridot about fusion than Garnet?

>>78725955
Jesus Christ, we need more art of BD fondling gems with her giant hands. I bet she's a total freak beneath that dignified demeanor.

>>78726025
Go away sonic fag

MOON TODAY

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>>78726014
kek.

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>>78725988
CAN'T WAKE UP

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Gems having physical attraction canon

>>78726022
But they have the defibrillator, why would Greg die of a heart attack?

>>78726029
Rei was a parody of the submissive moe character designed to show how creepy such a concept really is. And the joke sailed right over the weebs' heads.

>>78726022
Its a preview from log-date, this is likely taking place in the birthday episode from Peridots POV

I know you're being sarcastic

Post your favourite picture

>>78725955
>she is smaller.
If Blue is like Rose, then her pearl is normal sized, and BD is a fucking huge giant woman.

>>78726042
?

>>78725862
Sounds great. Care to elaborate further?
>>78725876
He was born presumably on American soil, so he's a citizen.

>>78726001
The pleasure of cumming inside

>>78726063
Because she wasn't as disgusting as Asuka.

>>78726042
if you could tell from the file name you'd know that's not me.

>>78726059
I figured that was a Chekov's Gun.

>>78726025
>tfw tried to make a half-life crossover things
>been sick and my art is a shit...

>>78725952
born to american parents also makes you a us citizen, regardless of where you're born. You could probably even become president without much of a fuss. Source: Ted Cruz

>Connie and Steven finally get affectionate with each other.
>The only bad thing is that the Gems keep catching them making out everywhere.
>Literally everywhere, they even caught them on the roof of the beach house.

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>>78726065

>>78725876
As long as he's white and not a Muslim, President-for-Life Trump says he's OK.

>>78726081
Nah, Peridot needs upgrades

>>78725441

What was even the point of the fight? They weren't shattering any gems, wouldn't they just reform?

>>78725566
Sadie's Song can't be considered filler because there was actually some character development.
But well, it was the worst episode on the show anyway

>>78726059
How would a defib help if he has a stroke or if there's a rupture?

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>>78726048
Imagine that this is Yellow Diamond's face and the bullet Pearl's freakish nose.

Are we getting regularly scheduled new episodes after this week?

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>>78726093
The gems would actively encourage it though. they all approve of Connie

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>>78726063

>>78726111
lmao

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>>78726022
>>78726059

>Turns out Greg was just sleeping the whole time

"BUT WE THREW YOU OFF A ROOF!"
"Garnet, when you've slept in as many tour vans as I have, you learn to sleep through just about anything."

What if Steven becomes a baby while he is having sex with connie?

>>78725440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqUf4kg4EG8

>>78726111
Nope, it's a Hiatus courtesy Of stu snydor >>78726111

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>>78726111
Nope, Hiatus for maybe 2 months.

>>78726122
It'd still be awkward finding them on top of each other every day.

>>78726111
Ha! You wish.

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>>78726065

>>78726107
If you electrocute brain it fix stroke

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>>78726014
absolutely ruinous

>>78726109
Well now a Drawfag has to draw this.

>>78726001
>Smoke is bad for self
>who where?
>You will die and deserve it
>Ayy lmao
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
>nya nya
>AH! I am cancered now!! You are dumb fuck bitch!!

Today is my birthday.

I'm a little concerned that it arrived alongside an episode called "It Could've Been Great"