President Connie and Her First Boy Edition
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I bloody love this character
In all honesty, it's probably just Pearl.
So /sug/, what your favorite crack ship?
That's not a crackship, a crackship is Shadow the Hedgehog x Curt Kobain.
I'm legitimately holding out for Peridot to get star shaped hair in the future. I've seen some decent fan art of this design too.
If anyone has any star Peridot please link or post it.
Dude, people defend Greg to the death in these threads what are you even talking about. Whenever I mention that he isn't that great of a singer people shit themselves and rage at me.
Connie confirmed steven-sexual
Where did he live while Steven was a baby though, just in the van?
Please tell me this is some kind of joke I'm missing.
“Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.”
Lapis Lazuli, the true final boss
I have a theory that Rebecca is hyping up Lapis to become the final boss of the series, being stronger than any diamond could hope to be. We've already seen her massive power when she has the ocean at her command, it is not too unbelievable for her character to end up just wanting to end everything.
Steven only started to "stagnate" after the gems started raising him, because they have no concept of "growing up" and always treated him as is, never questioning his childish behavior,
It's an example of a real crackship. Another example is Spongebob x Shrek.
What you're thinking of are non-canon ships.
Also pic related is my favourite non-canon ship.
>Does this mean I have to start wearing a star? WHERE AM I GOING TO PUT THE STAR
I'll show her where to put the star.
If I take the gem out, will a cute, small blue chick come about?
Seriously though, I think it might be lapis lazuli embedded in this, it's rich blue with goldish flakes in it. Picked it up in a Polish marketplace.
Was he eight when he moved in with the Gems?
...Well, given last night, that could easily be true.
I wonder if he EVER went to school? Also, does he have a legal identity? Probably does...
Awww, I've been listening to the Dead Milkmen lately and can't stop imagining that we I hear Bitchin Camaro.
You know... if Gem society is so stratified, and so rigid (but what do you expect? They're stones), perhaps it's not so surprising a small group using unorthodox methods can defeat them.
I think the reason lapis and peridot are so popular, aside from being waifu material, is that they gave you such a feeling of wonder. The CG’s are cool, but they’re who we’ve known from the start, who set the tone of the show in the first place. These two were so new to us and were so unique. Lapis with her magical twinkling tower of water and peridot with her funky mysterious alien marble tech. A bird broken out of it’s cage, bitter and pretty, and a panicky nerd with one of the weirdest but cutest designs I’ve ever seen
Like damn these tracks had me filled with so much awe and excitement and wanting to know more about them
reminder that yellow diamond a shit
He's not against aliens, he just wants to boot them out and have them come in legally through a big beautiful door.
I think Peridot would be into how big, loud and charismatic Trump is and she'd be like his little secretary, really eager to please him.
This episode may not be great for YD, but it definitely will be for Peri-antics.
This is analogous to ancient Japanese society. Over time everything was rigidly placed and stratified to the point of stagnation.
On the one hand the culture lasted almost unchanged for thousands of years, which is impressive, but on the other all it took was about fifty years of directed chaos to dismantle the system completely.
As much as I'm invested in the plot and story, I have to admit, if it weren't for the show's witty dialogue, I'd be out. This show's comedy has always been top-notch for me, with the right amount of this chill, laid-back attitude that's hard to define.
That's some freaky black magic shit if I ever saw it, anon.
Burn it, nigga. Burn it.
And release the demon trapped inside?
Your question rests on the unjustifiable assumption the Gems would be any good at sex.
For instance when she still had her ship.
They had a book-trapped gem in one of the comics.
Pearl sucked it into her pearl and it made her ill.
I don't think she ever really was, it was more what she represented that was intimidating. But she always just seemed like a scared nerd stomping her feet about people messin with her shit to me
>Your question rests on the unjustifiable assumption the Gems would be any good at sex.
I don't know if anyone is making that assumption. I don't think anyone would even consider that here
I think Lapis becoming the final boss only makes sense.
She has no allegiances (loosely allied to Steven), she's become a fugitive to the home she has dreamed about returning to for over a millennium, her power is immense when she has a large body of water to control (to the point where she defeated the crystal gems with only a portion of her powers), she continues into a downward spiral of despair and loneliness, and she is desperate for any sort of control that she can get (as she has had none for the last millennium and still truly doesn't have any).
I can see her lashing out and ending up as the final villain of the series. She is perfect for the underdog into the big baddy also, as she is the only outcast without a home to call their own. Every other character has some sort of crutch; she only has herself (with Steven loosely being a crutch that could end up as a trigger for a villain transformation rather than redemption under the right circumstances).
>first!Garnet has one boot
Does this imply that sapphire is barefoot?
I don't know, I kinda like it. I haven't decided what kind of thing I want to write in it yet.
Yes. Would fit her esthetic, too.
>mysterious or distant.
Plus giant, hand-shaped ship with death rays and armor that can resist any weapon the CG's could field equals deeply intimidating to me.
Like are we doing all the kinky stuff I'm into? I don't think they'd come back after a week anyway.
I'm not a lesbian so it wouldn't be the really hard stuff that I see lesbians get up to, but it wouldn't be nice either
What do Lapis-types do on the Homeworld if there's no weather cycle like Earth and hence probably no bodies of water
> Final villian
You seriously think they'd make Lapis the FINAL villain? She has basically no goal in the story as it is, she doesn't even know what she's doing now, aside from helping Steven in return for how he helped her and was kind to her.
She doesn't want to stay on earth, and at this point we don't even know if she still wants to go back to homeworld. I imagine if she gets to the point where she doesn't have anywhere to call home, she'll probably just want to die.
The homeworld gems are the endgame for the series, that much is clear, there's no way they'd end it on Lapis going crazy, even if she does.
I though it was just her reaffirming that she was a gem with a name, not some accessory that they could keep trapped in a mirror. She was a living feeling creature, which they kept tortured and alone for over 5,000 years.
I could see it but we currently have a looming threat and there is another whole season confirmed so I don't see why not. A lapis redemption style arc with her doing something good then wandering off again would be more likely.
Just kinda creepy that shes still caging jasper in the sea though.
nothing. this is the end my dearest friend. quoth the raven, "nevermore".
How fortunate for her that she ended up on of two places in a four-lightyear radius where her powers are useful. (The other one is Europa.)
I personally don't think Lapis will be the final boss. But Malachite might be.
I think you guys need to rewatch Warp Tour. Your right that she wasn't exactly intimidating in the same manner as some horrible monster but she did drive Steven to the brink of madness and had the CG's hiding and cowering in fear from her because of what she represented, the Homeworld.
The first thing she does is silently smash her injured robot. I think you guys have forgotten how you felt the first time you saw it.
>blue diamond was revealed out of the blue
>yellow diamond is about to make her first appearance
>peridot is oficially joining the crystal gems
Anyone else think that the show's plot is
going too fast?
>the diamonds are taught the sanctity of life
>the homeworld gems form an alliance with the crystal gems for the betterment of all life across the galaxy
>All of the sudden LAPIS LAZULI and her overwhelming despair is the immediate threat
They'd have to work at making her even more miserable, but I think she could end up snapping sometime in the future. Especially if Steven is hurt/if Steven forsakes her.
No, it doesn't seem to fit in the style of the show, and we already have Yellow Diamond and the HW empire to fuck around with. Plus Lapis is only good when there's a bunch of water, and she isn't some berserker insane person no matter how much of a meme that is, she just looks out for herself and her actions don't have inherently evil intentions, just selfish ones.
Steven's Birthday was filler, honestly, but needed filler to flesh out the world. The Answer on the other hand... well.. that was just just beautiful and fantastic. Then again, Ruby and Sapphire episodes are my weakness. There are families and couples in the show but nothing quite like those two.
Literally cannot remember anything from the sardonyx week what even happened?
>implying you wouldn't fuck with idiot fans on twitter given the opportunity
> Homeworld gems form an alliance with the crystal gems
If that were the case then Lapis wouldn't stand a chance against the combined powers of the crystal and homeworld gems, even if she was still fused with Jasper, she'd squashed like a bug.
Actually I always assumed he was MORE intelligent given how fast he learns.
He just doesn't have a studious personality.
What if she fuses with a Homeworld Gem who disapproves of the Crystal Gem treaty?
When der Diamonds say we is de master race
We heil heil right in der Diamonds' face
Not to love der Diamonds is a great disgrace
So we heil heil right in der Diamonds' face
Are we not der supergems?
Homeworld pure supergems?
Ja we are the supergems
When der Diamonds yell
I GOTTA HAVE MORE PEARLS!
So we heil heil, and so we make more Pearls
If one little Pearl should stab them in the -
We heil heil, right in der Diamonds' face
Ve bring der world new cluster!
It's Diamond's new world buster!
Everyone of human race
Vill love der Diamond's face
Ven ve bring to der world disuster!
Any more lyrics, guys?
>implying a need for berserker insanity is necessary for a final villain
>not just picture attached
Despair can cause people to go from rational to irrational very quickly, especially those who "just look out for [themselves]". She's at her breaking point. She'll either get a redemption arc or become a villain. I am thinking they'll hype her up as a villain (maybe the final villain) and THEN she may get her redemption.
I feel like I should know what this means, but I don't.
>Pearl gets too thirsty
>Garnet gets mad and turns one half angry and one half uncaring
>something about a play with deep lore, satanic onions and child birthing
>Pearl fucks up a few more times, which causes Garnet to finally forgive her
>creates doppelgangers with all of the originals' powers
>implying that she couldn't wipe out an army by herself with a mixture of her AOE water attacks and an equally powerful army of water doppelgangers
Remember, she was still cracked when she defeated the Crystal Gems. I think the fact that Steven's shield was the key to defeating Lapis's doppelgangers may have been foreshadowing for a potential battle ahead. Maybe, maybe not. But nonetheless, you can't deny that her invincible doppelgangers alone couldn't defeat almost any gem (or groups of them).
We already saw he's starting to grow, albeit at a slow rate
He stopped aging once he joined up with the gems, now that he's got some frame of reference he'll probably start aging goku-style
Nah, I really didn't find her herself intimidating, just mysterious. Squishing the robot looked like a kid trying to look tough by stepping on a bug. The most threatening she ever seemed was with the big floaty hand and the ship, and that was just a casual use of technology. Whenever someone confronted her directly she turned into a scared cat. And little steven was easily able to thwart her scary prodding stick which made her look even more like a goof
I think I may have been in the minority, I never got how people saw her as a "dom" back then. Cute nerd from day 1 for me
I work for my dad that works for CN so I know that in season 5 Steven will grow into
an eight year old with two facial hairs. The Malachite arc will still be on hold at that point, and the Cluster arc will be just finishing up.
Even if that were the case, and Lapis would be willing to fuse with yellow Diamond, the major player both mentally and physically in that fusion would likely be yellow Diamond, at most she'd get Lapis's water abilities.
And that's even assuming yellow Diamond would fuse with another gem type, considering they think it's disgusting.
ARE YOU READY TO GO TO THE MOON TONIGHT /SUG/?
>tfw kevin barnes isn't relevant enough anymore to voice a gem or have a song on SU
>implying /sug/ are any better
>i'm so fucking funny because i'm a contrarian 100% of the time on twitter
>DUDE SARCASM LMAO
Sorta, but not quite correct. I work for CN and I am your dad, so I know that in season 3 they'll have defeated Yellow Diamond but have realized that there's an even bigger threat that they need to tackle (in Steven Multiverse).
The Malachite arc will still be left open, and Peridot will not yet have a fusion at that point, but Lars and Jamie get a good couple episodes together.
Or maybe you're a kid that takes things at face value? People were really dumb about peridot for the longest time. The characterization was a bit subtle but obvious to me, and other people
She's such a babe. I want to hold her and play with her cute bangs.
God I want her to be redeemed
Blue Pearl already appeared once, but then no one was interested in her.
Who is responsible for the leaks?
My guess is some korean animator in revenge for their awful conditions.
ship is dead unless she recorded something about Steven
You realize that him being a failure of a musician is canon right?
I'll take your butthurt to mean that I hit the nail on the head.
She's TR8R tier, a breakout character that gets 30 seconds of screen time. Still doesn't mean I wouldn't drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie with a low battery.
Real talk though, I would absolutely love to bag a girl with that aesthetic.
Steven will sexualise himself for the Gems when he grows up.
>watching Steven Universe with other 4 friends since Jail Break.
>they're all Pearlmethyst and Lapidot shippers.
>they get fucked with on internet because people say their ships are shit. they mad about it.
>they say everyone should respect everyone ship.
>mfw they find out I secretly ship Pearlnet since Cry For Help and Amedot since Catch & Release.
>mfw they're shocked.
>mfw they're mad at me for not shipping Pearlmethyst, saying it's the only ship sane people would ship.
They're not friends.
They haven't never been.
I hope your tea goes cold anon.
Slutty Steven is the best Steven! Is that what /ss/ stood for this whole time?
Relationship w/ best gem.
Besides, I couldn't handle with Jasper and her freaky shit for a whole week
>>they're all Pearlmethyst and Lapidot shippers.
>>they get fucked with on internet because people say their ships are shit. they mad about it.
All the GemxGem ships are beloved on the internet. StevenxGem ships or HumanxGem ships are the ones that gets the most hate.
All the Gems are end game after Connie dies from old age.
But still, I'd like to see Pearls reaction to other Pearls.
If anything she'd become the new homeworld ruler, it seems like a good ending for such a tragic character who has nowhere to go, if she doesnt join the CGs, she'd make a fine ruler over everyone
so steven turns into Ralph Bakshi?
I bet you fucking faggots won't love Yellow Pearl this much, fucking racists.
Yeah, but they should be getting way less hate than all the other shippers get.
"So Greg, about that time I headbutt your child.."
"Forget about it. I wanna punt that little fucker every day. He's the reason his mom is dead. Fucking shit."
If the ship is non-canon, so is the dialogue. Should we add Sonic and Rainbow Dash in there while we're at it? I mean, if you're gonna make cringe pairings, might as well go ALL THE WAY.
>Still doesn't mean I wouldn't drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie with a low battery.
Oh I.. I just died in your arms tonight.
Shit, I was intending to post this image.
>she'd make a fine ruler over everyone
Yes, the character that tries to murder her savior, creates the most deranged fusion and constantly swaps between grudge holding lunatic and hopeless loser is going to make a very fair ruler.
Steven, Greg and Garnet are the only characters that are stable enough to be fair rulers.
When I graduated high school, I got a good job away from home with decent pay and I get to travel often.
Then, I go home and see most of the people I grew up with. Mothers at 17 years old, druggies, bums, and people with Walmart jobs. I pity them, but I don't want to help them. They're beyond that, they don't know any better. They don't know anything else than mediocrity and subservience. They're too naive and lack the ambition to help themselves.
I imagine that's how she would feel. Empathetic, but apathetic to them.
>mfw all I can imagine now is the Crystal Gems getting screamed at while a fat, middle aged Steven Universe screams at them as he takes a gigantic, dry shit.
>StevenxGem ships or HumanxGem ships are the ones that gets the most hate.
that's because different is always hated by ignorant losers. The true irony of the "tolerance" movement is that it's still about hating things different from you and your belief structure.
Considering Greg pays for all of Steven's and the gems' stuff (and likely all the fees for fixing shit they break) to this day and actually owns a bunch of stuff while even having time to take naps at his day job he's at least making it okay.
He's just talking about his prom night video.
He was so nervous he just kept stuttering around his date. It was cool though, because she still loved him anyways. I mean, what mother doesn't love her child, no matter how disgustingly flawed?
Of course you'd want to help them if you had the time and energy and nothing else to do with your life
Everyone can be helped they just need to be shown how much better things can be
>guy and his sort-of girlfriend are awkward when she starts putting the moves on him
I do know better, it's just [insert parental excuse]. It's more like a combination of defeatism and a desire to not help the machine that creates fuckups like me by empowering parents who should instead be in an insane asylum.
But I'm really happy you did all right for yourself because I'm familiar with failure
and even though you can get used to it, it still sucks sometimes although, one of the perks is when you're familiar with failure you can process by elimination a successful choice as long as you have the discipline
Oh damn,I woke up a whole neighbourhood.
You did good anon.
I suppose using the real name would have been regarded as product placement, and there's laws about that stuff: Agreement between the show and the record label, contractual obligations, etc.
Pretty sure the guy is talking about the song itself. Talk singing is the most cringe inducing shit. Sometimes it can be done in a way where you can deal with it, but this fucking sucked.
"so um i've been thinkin" was the worst part. Fucking hell
Because fuck writing things REAL people say.
We want our characters to sound like the most perfect screenplay.
Pic related. You in everyday social situations.
I'd say Jasper is the max I can find sexy before it comes Deviantart fetish shit.
again, no, them singing it was the shit part. If they did say those exact words, and NOT sing it, a lot of people wouldn't have a problem with this episode.
Look at the talkback thread, "OH SHIT A FUCKING SONG" "0/10 SONG" ruined it for people. It wasn't like, the end of the world bad, but jesus it was cringe
I'm usually a big fan of the songs in this show, but this one was probably a 6/10 with a 4/10 performance. So what would that make it? 5/10? I dropped out of high school. I guess my point is Ruby's VA can't sing too well, or at least didn't here.
> Send rubies against them
> evaporate the water doppelgangers
But really, even if they're unrelenting, get to Lapis herself and the battle is over, which I imagine would be extremely easy with both the crystal and homeworld gems.
>completely lost control in both instances
If you're gonna bitch, bitch about an actual problem. Such as your need to bitch about everything.
I love how the fans of this show get butthurt outside of Tumblr when someone says a song was poorly done.
Just curious, what's your least favorite song, and out of 1-10 10 being best, what would you rate it?
>not enjoying fun
>being on a cartoon board,where fun should (and actually does)exist
> Using the same word of a post I'm replying to as a point of reference
>Lapis was in a secret relationship with Blue Diamon's Pearl.
>She was poofed and put into the mirror as a punishment when Blue Diamond found out.
(accidently posted full on Lapis x Pearl porn the first time.. same filename apparently)
>lapis fucked all of blue diamonds pearls and the people of the courtyard
Also BLUE BOARD
Would you watch a crossover between Ed, Edd n Eddy and Steven Universe?
>Homeworld has "perfected" the artificial fusion process
>eventually a Homeworld Garnet appears
>she's made of a Ruby and a Sapphire soldered together
>she's even more stoic than our Garnet and speaks in complete monotone
>"Please kill me."
>mfw no sleep for a while
>Lapis is actually the gem equivalent of a gigolo
>She is trying to get some sweet /ss/ going with Steven by white-knighting for him (thus the reason she is trapping a defeated enemy)
>She's gonna end up the queen of Homeworld with her own gem/human harem at the end of the series
You guys are too cool.
Any song that Greg sings is automatically in the worst song category of SU.
It's not really even me hating on his VA's singing, it's just that every other VA is really fucking good at singing. Even Connie's VA is great at singing.
Jeff Liu writes some great little songs but don't seem to translate too well with the show's more theatrical performances.
I dunno though, actually. I thought On The Run turned out great. Maybe "Tower of Mistakes" was just sort of a misstep. The song itself is great but maybe a little too low-key to convey the right amount of melodrama it needed. The demo version is better IMO.
guys a group of pearls...are they in a bath-house or bird-bath?
>you will never hear soft giggles and gentle coo of pearls carnal explorations and whispering you to come in even though it is forbidden.
This show dropped majorly in quality at Jailbreak
Like, I mean that as in that was the last GOAT episode, the rest steady decreased until we got "steven is a zygote!!!11" shit
i implore all of you to come watch OUR finale and best it up