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Previous Thread: >>78716999

>Steven's Birthday DL Link
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw

>The Answer DL Link
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu

>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8

>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JFXk4sLVQw
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What was the blue pearl's name again?

http://strawpoll.me/6459342
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If I can't get last image, at least I can get first!
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Human beings?
Human beings.
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>>>/trash/843600
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>tfw this will never be canon
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drawfag

request something cool and I'll do it
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RIP thread
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>>78721043
Steven playing Dark Souls.
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>>>/trash/
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What's your favorite Sum 41 song, /sug/?
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>>78721017
I bloody love this character
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>>78721057
fuck off
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>>78721034
In all honesty, it's probably just Pearl.

So /sug/, what your favorite crack ship?
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>>78721041
That went from creepy to kinda sweet.
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>>78721043
Steven and Blue pearl snuggling on stevens couch watching some romcom and blue pearl tearing up
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>>78721041
gems aren't mammals they don't produce milk silly

though I guess if they can cry then why not
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>>78721043
Draw all the gf fags that getting angry that SU is on page 1.
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>>78721043
Ronaldo getting arrested for squatting in the lighthouse.
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>>78721043
Peridot, but with Stars in place of her diamonds.
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>>78721067
Lapidot
>>78721057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMwZR4PgnUo
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So last episode was even more confirmation that Greg isn't a dead-beat dad at all and is actually pretty based aside from living in a van.
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>>78721043
Peridot after she just experienced fusion for the first time.
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>>78721089
did...did people really still think that?
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https://youtu.be/pNnaFpAC63o

>Peridot, are you gonna be okay?

>NO! :D

fucking lol
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>>78721089
Greg is honestly the realest human being.
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>>78721089

That still needed confirmation??
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>>78721067
That's not a crackship, a crackship is Shadow the Hedgehog x Curt Kobain.
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>>78721084
I'm legitimately holding out for Peridot to get star shaped hair in the future. I've seen some decent fan art of this design too.

If anyone has any star Peridot please link or post it.

>>78721089
Dude, people defend Greg to the death in these threads what are you even talking about. Whenever I mention that he isn't that great of a singer people shit themselves and rage at me.
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Connie confirmed steven-sexual

>>78721089
Where did he live while Steven was a baby though, just in the van?
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>>78721089
Did Steven spend the first 8 years of his life living in a van?
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>>78721110
>Curt Kobain
Please tell me this is some kind of joke I'm missing.
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>>78721110
That's the extreme anon

Marceline x Bubblegum used to be considered a crack ship
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>>78721104
>IT'S A CHRONICLE OF MY DESCENT INTO MADNESS!
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Do you think we will get to see a new intro?
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>>78721043
Buck Dewey running Nanafua down in a bitchin' camaro at the beach city fair. Ya know, cause he won't get arrested cause he's the mayors son.
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“Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.”
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>>78721043
Lapis Lazuli, the true final boss

I have a theory that Rebecca is hyping up Lapis to become the final boss of the series, being stronger than any diamond could hope to be. We've already seen her massive power when she has the ocean at her command, it is not too unbelievable for her character to end up just wanting to end everything.
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theory time!

Steven only started to "stagnate" after the gems started raising him, because they have no concept of "growing up" and always treated him as is, never questioning his childish behavior,
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>>78721104
>WHERE AM I GONNA PUT THE STAR!
I'm glad she's got her priorities in order
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>>78721133
Considering we haven't even had the new one for 20 episodes, no.
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>>78721129
It's an example of a real crackship. Another example is Spongebob x Shrek.
What you're thinking of are non-canon ships.

Also pic related is my favourite non-canon ship.
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>>78721104
>Does this mean I have to start wearing a star? WHERE AM I GOING TO PUT THE STAR

I'll show her where to put the star.
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>>78721146

I also want this very much. Blue Diamond made me feel like the dream is dead, but if someone else far away holds hope I can too

thanks anon
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If I take the gem out, will a cute, small blue chick come about?

Seriously though, I think it might be lapis lazuli embedded in this, it's rich blue with goldish flakes in it. Picked it up in a Polish marketplace.
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>>78721151

I could believe this, hell, they didn't even know what birthdays were originally.
And it's clear that Steven's aging is somewhat effected by his emotions.
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>>78721110
Guess I know mine.
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>>78721128

Was he eight when he moved in with the Gems?
...Well, given last night, that could easily be true.

I wonder if he EVER went to school? Also, does he have a legal identity? Probably does...
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>>78721171
lol no pic
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>>78721155
You cheeki breeki.
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>>78721155
Would you kindly go fuck yourself?
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>>78721155
Awww, I've been listening to the Dead Milkmen lately and can't stop imagining that we I hear Bitchin Camaro.
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>>78721178
This doesn't make sense, Trump is against aliens?

I guess that's why it's a crack ship.
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>>78721137

You know... if Gem society is so stratified, and so rigid (but what do you expect? They're stones), perhaps it's not so surprising a small group using unorthodox methods can defeat them.
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>>78721133
Eventually yes, but don't expect it for about 20-30 more episodes.

>>78721163
On her BUTT!! If Zuke had her say that is exactly where it would be too.
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>>78721180
I now realize I have no idea what age he was. For some reason I assumed 8.
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Why is everyone that's blue so sad, /sug/?
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>>78721196
We know it's you Zuke
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>>78721171
Forgot pic
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I think the reason lapis and peridot are so popular, aside from being waifu material, is that they gave you such a feeling of wonder. The CG’s are cool, but they’re who we’ve known from the start, who set the tone of the show in the first place. These two were so new to us and were so unique. Lapis with her magical twinkling tower of water and peridot with her funky mysterious alien marble tech. A bird broken out of it’s cage, bitter and pretty, and a panicky nerd with one of the weirdest but cutest designs I’ve ever seen

Like damn these tracks had me filled with so much awe and excitement and wanting to know more about them
https://youtu.be/FaSTcCUFBRo
https://youtu.be/LDDezMCkTuE
https://youtu.be/9KGb2KgXHwc
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>>78721205
cus symbolism. Blunt, unimaginative symbolism.
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If you had your own personal pearl from the world of Steven Universe, what would you do with it?

>http://strawpoll.me/6463709/

i got a warning for being off topic, the fuck?
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reminder that yellow diamond a shit
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>>78721180
He's homeschooled by the Gems.
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>>78721191
He's not against aliens, he just wants to boot them out and have them come in legally through a big beautiful door.

I think Peridot would be into how big, loud and charismatic Trump is and she'd be like his little secretary, really eager to please him.
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>>78721155
How dare you play with my hopes and dreams anon!!
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>>78721104
This episode may not be great for YD, but it definitely will be for Peri-antics.
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>>78721230
She has such a pretty face though. I like it.
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>>78721076
Pay attention foo' she stuck the milk inside herself and excreted it via nipple
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Hooray for Lapis!;_;
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>>78721205

Like the Smurfs?
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>the Gems spent 8 years grieving and getting over Rose
>they never attended his birthday till he was 8 even
>because his birthday = Rose's deathday
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>>78721212
Don't read that shit.
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>>78721192
This is analogous to ancient Japanese society. Over time everything was rigidly placed and stratified to the point of stagnation.
On the one hand the culture lasted almost unchanged for thousands of years, which is impressive, but on the other all it took was about fifty years of directed chaos to dismantle the system completely.
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>>78721183
>>78721187
>>78721189
sorry family I had to get more replies in this thread
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>>78721212

What's the book about? Any illustrations?
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>>78721222
To think Peridot used to be intimidating.

>>78721249
Aww shit, dis nigga. Sorry to say that you will have to wait until Stevenbomb 5 to see any Lapis.
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>>78721205
Sapphire isn't sad. BD isn't sad.
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>>78721264
It's a handmade leather bound journal.
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As much as I'm invested in the plot and story, I have to admit, if it weren't for the show's witty dialogue, I'd be out. This show's comedy has always been top-notch for me, with the right amount of this chill, laid-back attitude that's hard to define.
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>>78721247
Lol I haven't seen the image since many many many /sugs/ ago so I didn't even bother to look.
>>78721212
Release your waifu from her prison anon
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>>78721261
>I had to get more replies in this thread

Why?
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>>78721281
i bet /gfg/ would jizz over it
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>>78721291
I thought they only jizzed on little boys. kek.
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>>78721279
What you know about BD son
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>>78721212
That's some freaky black magic shit if I ever saw it, anon.

Burn it, nigga. Burn it.
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Would you guys rather have a week long fuck fest with your gem of choice, or would you rather have a long relationship with them, with sex only happening maybe once every few years?
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>>78721269
>Peridot
>Ever intimidating
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>>78721284
It's because the jokes usually serve a purpose instead of just being there for the sake of having a joke.

Usually.
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>>78721304
Is it wrong to just say I want a platonic relationship with no sex
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>>78721315
what are you, gay?
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>>78721212
Nice.
Kinda terrifying, and you've probably brought down an ancient curse upon yourself by possessing it, but nice.
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>>78721304
"with sex only happening maybe once every few years?"

So we would be married? zing!
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>>78721104
Peridot is gonna live, baby
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>>78721304
my gemfu is for the long term, buddy
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>>78721303
>Burn it.

And release the demon trapped inside?

>>78721304

Your question rests on the unjustifiable assumption the Gems would be any good at sex.

>>78721308

For instance when she still had her ship.
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>>78721304
I'd rather not fuck them at all knowing they could poof from my dick.

>>78721315
Not really, like I said, I'd rather no sex then them dead.
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>>78721269
no
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>>78721212
They had a book-trapped gem in one of the comics.
Pearl sucked it into her pearl and it made her ill.
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>>78721269
I don't think she ever really was, it was more what she represented that was intimidating. But she always just seemed like a scared nerd stomping her feet about people messin with her shit to me
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>>78721329
>Your question rests on the unjustifiable assumption the Gems would be any good at sex.

I don't know if anyone is making that assumption. I don't think anyone would even consider that here
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>>78721168
I think Lapis becoming the final boss only makes sense.

She has no allegiances (loosely allied to Steven), she's become a fugitive to the home she has dreamed about returning to for over a millennium, her power is immense when she has a large body of water to control (to the point where she defeated the crystal gems with only a portion of her powers), she continues into a downward spiral of despair and loneliness, and she is desperate for any sort of control that she can get (as she has had none for the last millennium and still truly doesn't have any).

I can see her lashing out and ending up as the final villain of the series. She is perfect for the underdog into the big baddy also, as she is the only outcast without a home to call their own. Every other character has some sort of crutch; she only has herself (with Steven loosely being a crutch that could end up as a trigger for a villain transformation rather than redemption under the right circumstances).
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>>78721227
If it ain't broke don't fix it
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>first!Garnet has one boot
Does this imply that sapphire is barefoot?
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>>78721331
> they could poof from my dick
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>>78721329
She wasn't really ever intimidating, more like mysterious or distant.

Lapis was more fucking intimidating.
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>>78721345
I mean I don't see it but okay
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>>78721334
Post the rest faggot
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>>78721319
Just an unnaturally low sex drive.

It keeps my mind relatively clear.
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>>78721353
I know that's not how I works but I'm too lazy to explain how.
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>>78721357
All the comics are on theworldofstevenuniverse

Go find it yourself
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>>78721303
I don't know, I kinda like it. I haven't decided what kind of thing I want to write in it yet.
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>>78721345
"I'm Lapiz Lazuli"
Maybe she said that meaning how important/high ranked she was.
Never thought that before.
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>>78721356
Really? You can't see the "Tragic Heroine" becoming the "Tragic Villain"?
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>>78721345
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>>78721365
Dedicate it to hardcore Lapis smut
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>>78721349

Yes. Would fit her esthetic, too.

>>78721354
>mysterious or distant.

Plus giant, hand-shaped ship with death rays and armor that can resist any weapon the CG's could field equals deeply intimidating to me.
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>>78721161
Nobody tell this person.
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>>78721304
Like are we doing all the kinky stuff I'm into? I don't think they'd come back after a week anyway. I'm not a lesbian so it wouldn't be the really hard stuff that I see lesbians get up to, but it wouldn't be nice either
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What do Lapis-types do on the Homeworld if there's no weather cycle like Earth and hence probably no bodies of water
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>>78721365
Write a story about a boy possessed by a demon who is training the boy to destroy the world under the guise of this goal being for good and justice.
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>>78721376
I 2nd this.
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>>78721345

> Villain
Maybe
> Final villian
Hell no

You seriously think they'd make Lapis the FINAL villain? She has basically no goal in the story as it is, she doesn't even know what she's doing now, aside from helping Steven in return for how he helped her and was kind to her.

She doesn't want to stay on earth, and at this point we don't even know if she still wants to go back to homeworld. I imagine if she gets to the point where she doesn't have anywhere to call home, she'll probably just want to die.

The homeworld gems are the endgame for the series, that much is clear, there's no way they'd end it on Lapis going crazy, even if she does.
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>>78721370
I though it was just her reaffirming that she was a gem with a name, not some accessory that they could keep trapped in a mirror. She was a living feeling creature, which they kept tortured and alone for over 5,000 years.
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>>78721257
>>78721365
is that Tom Riddle's Diary?
that shit looks evil as fuck
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fresh OC straight outta the oven
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>>78721017
>It's a filler episode today

Yaaaaaaay..
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So after Friday, what is the next episode?
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>>78721386
Exotic bedwarmers
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>>78721392
write in it and it'll write back to you
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>>78721345
I could see it but we currently have a looming threat and there is another whole season confirmed so I don't see why not. A lapis redemption style arc with her doing something good then wandering off again would be more likely.

Just kinda creepy that shes still caging jasper in the sea though.
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>>78721393
Dope af
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>>78721365
>>78721392
This.

Once you start writing in it it's gonna start talking to you.
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>>78721398
sadness. I haven't planed my life out after friday, I hoped that day would never come.
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>>78721398
nothing. this is the end my dearest friend. quoth the raven, "nevermore".
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>>78721370
If she were really that important, wouldn't they have kept her on homeworld after she came back to snitch on the CGs?
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How fortunate for her that she ended up on of two places in a four-lightyear radius where her powers are useful. (The other one is Europa.)

I personally don't think Lapis will be the final boss. But Malachite might be.
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>>78721393

need to redo it with yellow diamond later
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>>78721405
What if I write in it, and it can only repeat things I've written previously?
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>>78721396
>filler episode
C'mon have we been watching the same show? SU is mostly about the filler.
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>>78721423
Why is Matt such a piece of shit?
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>Connie willing to stay with Steven even with a baby
Have you ever been so thirsty you want to fuck a baby
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>>78721430
then get that gem outta there
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>>78721335
>>78721354
I think you guys need to rewatch Warp Tour. Your right that she wasn't exactly intimidating in the same manner as some horrible monster but she did drive Steven to the brink of madness and had the CG's hiding and cowering in fear from her because of what she represented, the Homeworld.

The first thing she does is silently smash her injured robot. I think you guys have forgotten how you felt the first time you saw it.
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>blue diamond was revealed out of the blue
>yellow diamond is about to make her first appearance
>peridot is oficially joining the crystal gems

Anyone else think that the show's plot is going too fast?
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>>78721396

Filler isn't even necessarily bad. The problem is when it is rehashed filler that is more awkward than amusing.
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>>78721423
Well I guess this is the end then /sug/.
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>>78721392
>is that Tom Riddle's Diary?
FFS, go watch the Evil Dead series ASAP
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>>78721423

No need to be a dick about it...
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>>78721390
>the diamonds are taught the sanctity of life
>the homeworld gems form an alliance with the crystal gems for the betterment of all life across the galaxy
>All of the sudden LAPIS LAZULI and her overwhelming despair is the immediate threat
They'd have to work at making her even more miserable, but I think she could end up snapping sometime in the future. Especially if Steven is hurt/if Steven forsakes her.
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>>78721437
I could do this out of the novelty of the act, but then I would feel like a butt for ruining a nice book.
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>>78721435
You mean hilarious? He's tactfully avoiding spoilers
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>>78721435
>piece of shit
>virtually confirms in a sarcastic way that we'll see Blue Diamond and Blue Pearl again
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>>78721447
ooops i didnt mean to quote the post with the Necronomicon pic
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>>78721443
>blue diamond was revealed out of the blue
ayyyyy

nah I think this is natural development. things have been accelerating. besides, the malachite thing's still going.
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>>78721436

Pssh! Not since I was president of A-Land.
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>>78721442
Did you know warp tour will be exactly a year since Log-date, did they really plan that?
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>>78721371
No, it doesn't seem to fit in the style of the show, and we already have Yellow Diamond and the HW empire to fuck around with. Plus Lapis is only good when there's a bunch of water, and she isn't some berserker insane person no matter how much of a meme that is, she just looks out for herself and her actions don't have inherently evil intentions, just selfish ones.
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>>78721396
Steven's Birthday was filler, honestly, but needed filler to flesh out the world. The Answer on the other hand... well.. that was just just beautiful and fantastic. Then again, Ruby and Sapphire episodes are my weakness. There are families and couples in the show but nothing quite like those two.
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Literally cannot remember anything from the sardonyx week what even happened?
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>>78721423
If this is real, Matt is either a sarcastic chucklefuck, or he's burnt out as all hell.
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>>78721423
Ha! I like his sarcastic replies. A hint of playfulness that only Tumblrites would get triggered by.
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>>78721396
STOP CALLING IT FILLER. THAT TERM IS STRICTLY RESERVED FOR ANIME THAT IS BASED ON A MANGA YOU FUCK.
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>>78721435
>implying you wouldn't fuck with idiot fans on twitter given the opportunity
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>>78721461

That we'll see Blue Diamond again seems kind of inevitable.
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>>78721453
Yeah I think that would require some kind of gem homeworld rebelion or power struggle that results in the diamonds getting overthrown.This show isn't really about that.
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I hope you guys create a PR nightmare for CN.
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>>78721386
it could be that the small amount of water lapis uses to make her wings can be used as standard water that lapis can use for combat on other worlds
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>>78721453

> Homeworld gems form an alliance with the crystal gems

If that were the case then Lapis wouldn't stand a chance against the combined powers of the crystal and homeworld gems, even if she was still fused with Jasper, she'd squashed like a bug.
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>>78721474

Pearl roofied Garnet.
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>>78721017
So, its canon that steven is mentally retarded when compared to a normal human being, right?
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>>78721453
You seem to be underestimating the diamonds and overestimating Lapis. She isn't final boss material no matter how much she cries and no matter how depressed she gets.
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>>78721484
I hope your favorite show ends after one more episode.

Oh wait..
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>>78721396
>today as in when they go to the moon today
Oh anon.
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>>78721497
nah bro just physically.
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>>78721484
how would that even happen
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>>78721497

Actually I always assumed he was MORE intelligent given how fast he learns.

He just doesn't have a studious personality.

>>78721500

What if she fuses with a Homeworld Gem who disapproves of the Crystal Gem treaty?
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>>78721484
What do you mean
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>>78721017
OHHHHHHHH
When der Diamonds say we is de master race
We heil heil right in der Diamonds' face
Not to love der Diamonds is a great disgrace
So we heil heil right in der Diamonds' face
Are we not der supergems?
Homeworld pure supergems?
Ja we are the supergems
When der Diamonds yell
I GOTTA HAVE MORE PEARLS!
So we heil heil, and so we make more Pearls
If one little Pearl should stab them in the -
We heil heil, right in der Diamonds' face
Ve bring der world new cluster!
It's Diamond's new world buster!
Everyone of human race
Vill love der Diamond's face
Ven ve bring to der world disuster!


Any more lyrics, guys?
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>>78721470
>implying a need for berserker insanity is necessary for a final villain
>not just picture attached
Despair can cause people to go from rational to irrational very quickly, especially those who "just look out for [themselves]". She's at her breaking point. She'll either get a redemption arc or become a villain. I am thinking they'll hype her up as a villain (maybe the final villain) and THEN she may get her redemption.
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>>78721484
>PR

I feel like I should know what this means, but I don't.
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>>78721067
Jaspearl
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>>78721474

>Pearl gets too thirsty
>Garnet gets mad and turns one half angry and one half uncaring
>something about a play with deep lore, satanic onions and child birthing
>Pearl fucks up a few more times, which causes Garnet to finally forgive her
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>>78721300
ayy
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>>78721539
you forgot something
>ugly buckteeth fusion
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>>78721520

> What if she fuses with a homeworld gem

Again, against the might of the HG and CG's, she'd still get wrecked pretty quick.
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>>78721497
He's not very smart since apparently he didn't go to school but he's one of the most emotionally mature characters in the show.
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>>78721528
public relations
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>>78721522
What is the original song?
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>>78721484
That's not how PR even works, are you retarded?
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>>78721500
>creates doppelgangers with all of the originals' powers
>implying that she couldn't wipe out an army by herself with a mixture of her AOE water attacks and an equally powerful army of water doppelgangers
Remember, she was still cracked when she defeated the Crystal Gems. I think the fact that Steven's shield was the key to defeating Lapis's doppelgangers may have been foreshadowing for a potential battle ahead. Maybe, maybe not. But nonetheless, you can't deny that her invincible doppelgangers alone couldn't defeat almost any gem (or groups of them).
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>>78721528
Puerto Rico
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So will Steven actually grow and get older, or will he stay in the body of an eight year old forever?
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>>78721554
She never defeated Pearl.
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Guys, holy shit, that lapis book spoke to me.
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>>78721559
>eight year old
>facial hair
There's your answer.
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>>78721423
/co/ backlash in 3, 2...
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>>78721546

We don't actually know how many Homeworld Gems are left.

And Malachite just on her own seemed pretty terrifying. Combined with the power of, say, Yellow Diamond...
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>>78721559
We already saw he's starting to grow, albeit at a slow rate
He stopped aging once he joined up with the gems, now that he's got some frame of reference he'll probably start aging goku-style
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>>78721549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6sWmBh3jzI

From an old anti-Nazi Donald Duck cartoon
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>>78721565
What an excellent way to start the book.
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>>78721549

I think it's "Der Führer's Face".
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>>78721565
Not only is Lapis a god-tier youtube poop mixer, she has decent penmanship.
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>>78721565
nice writing, anon
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>>78721442
Nah, I really didn't find her herself intimidating, just mysterious. Squishing the robot looked like a kid trying to look tough by stepping on a bug. The most threatening she ever seemed was with the big floaty hand and the ship, and that was just a casual use of technology. Whenever someone confronted her directly she turned into a scared cat. And little steven was easily able to thwart her scary prodding stick which made her look even more like a goof

I think I may have been in the minority, I never got how people saw her as a "dom" back then. Cute nerd from day 1 for me
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>>78721057
NEVERTHELESS IMMA DRESS FOR THE OCASSION
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>>78721565
That is the best thing I seen tonight
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>>78721565
I laughed.
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>>78721554

> Her invincible doppelgangers

They aren't invincible, I doubt they'd even be able to take down a fusion like Sugilite or Sardonyx.
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>>78721154
we all now she's gonna just have a star shaped hair lamo
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>>78721584
Well you're probably just an autismo, so you don't have the proper reactions to things.
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>>78721559

I work for my dad that works for CN so I know that in season 5 Steven will grow into an eight year old with two facial hairs. The Malachite arc will still be on hold at that point, and the Cluster arc will be just finishing up.
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>>78721607
Im the CEO of CN and steven will fuck all gems in season 10 believe me
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>>78721570

Even if that were the case, and Lapis would be willing to fuse with yellow Diamond, the major player both mentally and physically in that fusion would likely be yellow Diamond, at most she'd get Lapis's water abilities.

And that's even assuming yellow Diamond would fuse with another gem type, considering they think it's disgusting.
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ARE YOU READY TO GO TO THE MOON TONIGHT /SUG/?
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>>78721396
perisong and moonbase, u dum?
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>>78721616
who voices orange diamond?? pls say
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>>78721597
>Well you're probably just an autismo
Hey, can you aim that insult at me real quick? Thanks.
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>>78721607
>3 seasons to wrap up one arc

I know the pacing can be slow but jesus
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>>78721212
>>78721565
Someone should put the images on top of each other so it looks like Anon opens the lapis book and it talks to him.
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>>78721565
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>>78721628
john cena will voice oange diamond and rob sugar will voice steven's child
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>>78721386
But what about places like the sea spire?
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>>78721621
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIq8jLj5TzU
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>>78721528
Power Rangers
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>>78721552
True, but people willing to hack servers just to spoil episodes of a cartoon like this is kinda sad
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>>78721539
Ahh yeah, now I remember. That was the time people left all those terrible Yelp reviews on a real motel as a joke.
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>>78721640
orange*
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>tfw kevin barnes isn't relevant enough anymore to voice a gem or have a song on SU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXOwiQNTZ5o
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>>78721300
>>78721291
>implying /sug/ are any better
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>>78721300
oh snap
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>>78721675
I'd jizz on dipper and alex hirsch
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>>78721665
Kevin's talking voice is so grating. He sounds like a valley girl.
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Blue Pearl?
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>>78721423
>i'm so fucking funny because i'm a contrarian 100% of the time on twitter
>DUDE SARCASM LMAO
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>>78721607
Sorta, but not quite correct. I work for CN and I am your dad, so I know that in season 3 they'll have defeated Yellow Diamond but have realized that there's an even bigger threat that they need to tackle (in Steven Multiverse).

The Malachite arc will still be left open, and Peridot will not yet have a fusion at that point, but Lars and Jamie get a good couple episodes together.
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>>78721694
He's still bitter over the whole pie thing.
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>>78721646
God fucking damn it nostalgia.
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>>78721694
>contrarian

If you're going to use a word at least google what it means first
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>>78721597
Or maybe you're a kid that takes things at face value? People were really dumb about peridot for the longest time. The characterization was a bit subtle but obvious to me, and other people
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>>78721693
I want to see Steven and CG Pearl rescue all the Homeworld Pearls.
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>>78721675
at least our little boy looks like a girl
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>>78721693

>Blue Pearl is choking Steven so hard that he turns blue from oxygen deprivation

That is more brutal than Lapis.
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Greg is cute! CUTE!
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>>78721693
She's such a babe. I want to hold her and play with her cute bangs.
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>>78721732
fat dumb loser
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>>78721722
That's Blue Diamond's son, Stephan.
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>>78721732
post grion pics
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>>78721718
Naw, you're just autistic.
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>>78721565
dude, I laughed like an absolute retard in the middle of my lab, I may now be classified as mentally unstable by my colleagues, thanks
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>>78721737
Fuck you he's got hit albums under his belt. WHat do you have to your name? Some student debt? Get raped.
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>>78721722
Look at his face, that nigga into choking something fierce.
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>>78721713
Are you being contrarian right now?
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>>78721675
The only person who likes sexualizing Steven is Para2.
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>>78721722
>>78721736
God I want her to be redeemed
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>>78721746
Will you be my gf yet? y/n?

PS. please
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>>78721732
best dad
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>>78721104
TFW still not Peridot jealous over Connie.
Fuck that, writers are playing it safe with no love triangles. Thats why she wasn't present at Steven's birthday
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>>78721721
dipper is way more feminine than steven
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>>78721621
Fuck yeah, you know we are.
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>>78721393
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>>78721753
you're awful
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Blue Pearl is even hotter than Lapis
Bravo Rebecca
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>>78721762
No.
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>>78721746
In a place full of autists I'd figure the people in the minority are the non-autists

so basically, no u
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>>78721753
Greg is a failure of a musician and the only thing he's ever accomplished is managing to keep Steven alive for a few years and fucking a space amazon.
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Blue Pearl already appeared once, but then no one was interested in her.
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Who is responsible for the leaks?
My guess is some korean animator in revenge for their awful conditions.
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>>78721763
Amy likes to sexualize Steven also.
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>>78721770
Good.

Love triangles are fucking cancer.
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>>78721393
remember when that stormtrooper spun his weapon?
what was ALL that about?
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>>78721231
>steven is hiding a boner.jpg
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>>78721786
We could've had Blue Pearl, but instead we have just Pearl
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>>78721770
ship is dead unless she recorded something about Steven
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>>78721753
You realize that him being a failure of a musician is canon right?

>>78721768
I'll take your butthurt to mean that I hit the nail on the head.

>>78721789
Don't project.
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>>78721763
Connie sexualized the shit out of steven on his birthday.
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>>78721792
>Greg is a failure of a musician
Only thing failing here is your taste in music, shithead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3M47LlGAWU
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>>78721787
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>>78721819
Uhhh you do know that ship is offensive, right? Steven is underaged. So like don't do that, disgusting.
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>>78721792
Woah woah woah, if you don't think "Let Me Drive My Van (into your heart)" is the tightest shit you can get the fuck out of here.
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>>78721830
He was alright but now he's living in a van with a slightly profitable car wash.
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>>78721764
She's TR8R tier, a breakout character that gets 30 seconds of screen time. Still doesn't mean I wouldn't drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie with a low battery.

Real talk though, I would absolutely love to bag a girl with that aesthetic.
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>>78721830
he is a failure regardless of whether you like his music or find him talented.
there can be no argument for his failure in the music industry.
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>>78721836
Yet it is Connie who would have sex with a 8year old even if she was a grown up or if she raised him as her baby.
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>>78721763
Steven will sexualise himself for the Gems when he grows up.
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>>78721783
What's she going to drop? Her panties?
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>be me
>watching Steven Universe with other 4 friends since Jail Break.
>they're all Pearlmethyst and Lapidot shippers.
>they get fucked with on internet because people say their ships are shit. they mad about it.
>they say everyone should respect everyone ship.
>mfw they find out I secretly ship Pearlnet since Cry For Help and Amedot since Catch & Release.
>mfw they're shocked.
>mfw they're mad at me for not shipping Pearlmethyst, saying it's the only ship sane people would ship.

They're not friends.
They haven't never been.
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>>78721794
Fuck. FUCK!
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>>78721836
I hope your tea goes cold anon.

https://youtu.be/1TO48Cnl66w
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>>78721857
Slutty Steven is the best Steven! Is that what /ss/ stood for this whole time?

Slutty Steven.
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>>78721836
>don't do it
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
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>>78721821
Only a failure in the financial sense. He's still cranking out hits going into his 40s and that's success if I've ever seen it
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>>78721304
Relationship w/ best gem.

Besides, I couldn't handle with Jasper and her freaky shit for a whole week
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Wait, Greg was 22 when he met Rose? Why does he look like a shlubby 19 year old?
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>>78721836
Peridot is Steven end game after Connie die from old age. He will need to spend eternity with someone and Connie is not immortal.
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>>78721821
anon asking you out ain't me

but is it y/n answer them
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>>78721794
But Blue Pearl's pearl wasn't blue. It was white. Just the rest of her that was blue.
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Nice Easter egg
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>>78721871
>shippers
your friends aren't actually human
they're soulless meat puppets in the shape of humans

ditch them now
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>>78721853
I guess most great bands must be failures then
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>>78721871
>>they're all Pearlmethyst and Lapidot shippers.
>>they get fucked with on internet because people say their ships are shit. they mad about it.
All the GemxGem ships are beloved on the internet. StevenxGem ships or HumanxGem ships are the ones that gets the most hate.
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Blue Pearl will show up again by Blue Diamond's side where she will have been secretly trained to become a deadly assassin, much more so than Pearl will ever be.
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>>78721875
You're a total babe.
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>>78721878
Don't hope for that! That's worse than being stuck in a mirror!
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>>78721901
yeah it was really really subtle and not easy to spot at all!
I missed it the first time and tumblr had to point it out to me
thank allah for tumblr
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>>78721897
All the Gems are end game after Connie dies from old age.
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>>78721887
WORTH
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>>78721901
I dont get it.
Is it just a reference?
Why is garnet upset?
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>>78721847
Your right.

But still, I'd like to see Pearls reaction to other Pearls.
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>>78721146
If anything she'd become the new homeworld ruler, it seems like a good ending for such a tragic character who has nowhere to go, if she doesnt join the CGs, she'd make a fine ruler over everyone
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Why are Non-Canon ships such shit?
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>>78721794
Oh, god...
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>>78721017
>the one hair on his face
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>>78721926
Isn't Pearl like a super tumblr tier lesbian?
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>>78721934
She needs to preserve her secret identity.
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stay then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Ih8I4ZJ0I
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>>78721936
You'll see that tomorrow with YELLOW PEARL!
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>>78721941
greg and lion a good ship though
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>>78721308
That's like the fifth time I've seen this post, are you going to contradict everyone who says that Peridot used to be intimidating or badass?
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>>78721926
so steven turns into Ralph Bakshi?
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>>78721941
All the best ships are non-canon.
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>>78721856
So the real /ss/ ship all along was connverse
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>>78721901
Why doesn't Garnet like Stella?
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>>78721906

That doesn't save them from the hate from people who doesn't ship their ships.
Get it?
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>>78721966
damn i want an ep about Greg getting back into the dating scene
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>>78721977
She thinks she can sing better.
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>>78721977
She simply cannot stand for fourth wall breakage.
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>>78721349
Well she doesn't have feet so yes? No? You're not the boss of me now?
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I bet you fucking faggots won't love Yellow Pearl this much, fucking racists.
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>>78721980
Yeah, but they should be getting way less hate than all the other shippers get.
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>>78721966
"So Greg, about that time I headbutt your child.."
"Forget about it. I wanna punt that little fucker every day. He's the reason his mom is dead. Fucking shit."

If the ship is non-canon, so is the dialogue. Should we add Sonic and Rainbow Dash in there while we're at it? I mean, if you're gonna make cringe pairings, might as well go ALL THE WAY.
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>>78721984
>Pearl staring at him in disgust because he didn't even spend a thousand years in mourning
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>>78721984
>upcoming episode "Mr. Greg"
>Greg finds a husband
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>>78721997
But it's not Estelle, it's Stella.
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>>78721847

>Still doesn't mean I wouldn't drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie with a low battery.

Oh I.. I just died in your arms tonight.
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>>78721017
>President Connie
>First Boy Steven
Absolutely yes.

Why the military uniform though? It looks French.
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>>78722005
>Pearlfags not loving every form of Pearl, including SmolPol
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>>78721871
do you have fun banter at least
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>>78721212
>>78721565
I had to
http://imgur.com/tX8ayKr
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>>78721799
I wanna see Steven do it back missing the point, and it makes things awkward, with the other Gems looking at him disrespectfully
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>>78722014
It's still an obvious reference to Shine.
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>>78722008
Shit, I was intending to post this image.
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>>78722011
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>>78721939

>she'd make a fine ruler over everyone

Yes, the character that tries to murder her savior, creates the most deranged fusion and constantly swaps between grudge holding lunatic and hopeless loser is going to make a very fair ruler. Steven, Greg and Garnet are the only characters that are stable enough to be fair rulers.
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>>78722015
>Slut Pearl

[New Fetish Acquired!]
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>>78721936
When I graduated high school, I got a good job away from home with decent pay and I get to travel often.

Then, I go home and see most of the people I grew up with. Mothers at 17 years old, druggies, bums, and people with Walmart jobs. I pity them, but I don't want to help them. They're beyond that, they don't know any better. They don't know anything else than mediocrity and subservience. They're too naive and lack the ambition to help themselves.


I imagine that's how she would feel. Empathetic, but apathetic to them.
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>>78722027
thank you based drawendo
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>>78721904
they're a shipper too

shipping is pure goodness for the soul as long as you never start fighting about it
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>>78721962
>mfw all I can imagine now is the Crystal Gems getting screamed at while a fat, middle aged Steven Universe screams at them as he takes a gigantic, dry shit.
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>>78721906
>StevenxGem ships or HumanxGem ships are the ones that gets the most hate.
that's because different is always hated by ignorant losers. The true irony of the "tolerance" movement is that it's still about hating things different from you and your belief structure.
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Man Steven sucks at birthday parties.
How is he going to fuck up Connie's?
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>>78722043
I'd ship it
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>>78721926
>All the Gems are end game after Connie dies from old age.
Don't worry, Connie will get her own gem long before that's a concern
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>>78721792
Considering Greg pays for all of Steven's and the gems' stuff (and likely all the fees for fixing shit they break) to this day and actually owns a bunch of stuff while even having time to take naps at his day job he's at least making it okay.
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>>78721894
That's not a big difference and early 20 somethings can look like a lot of things

I'm 22 and look like a 15 year old..
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>oh
>um

This is the cringiest shit I have ever watched
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>>78722044
>Garnet
>wanting someone who will only use love as a guide causing complete economic collapse and societal upheaval
>if anyone disrespects muh fusion they are put to death
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>>78722080
intentionally awkward m8
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>>78722070
What.
Is that a euphemism for something?
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>>78722080
What?
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>>78721900
It's a night palette, with a specific lightning. It makes things darker and bluer.
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>>78721955
you can't call someone a lesbian when they've never experienced anything but rock people shaped like women.
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>>78721887
Who's the qt?
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>>78722080
Was this your first experience in your life ever?
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>>78722091
#triggered

>>78722080
A wild autismo appeared.
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>>78722080
I greatly enjoyed it, but you're under no obligation to.
There's plenty of episodes.
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>>78721708
Kek what a pussy
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>>78722103
Fair enough, the other ones are far more clearly blue.

;_;
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>>78722102
He's just talking about his prom night video.

He was so nervous he just kept stuttering around his date. It was cool though, because she still loved him anyways. I mean, what mother doesn't love her child, no matter how disgustingly flawed?
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>>78721934
Singer Estelle is the voice of Garnet.

Since Garnet isn't talking in this sceme, I'll bet she wasn't in on that joke/hommage.
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>>78722056
so how does it feel, over there on the other side of the coin for once?
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>>78722080
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How much muscle should a gem have?
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>>78721249
>>78721333

https://youtu.be/hEZlHLn71k8
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>they danced
>garnet went out of her way to put on a slow song and give them space
>still no stevonnie
Steven you fucked up your chance for birthday fusion
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>>78721424
They already grew a replacement. The gems strike me as a race that only grow new gems when needed.
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>>78721821
He wasn't a failure of a musician, he could have gotten big but chose to settle down with Rose instead.
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>>78721036
holy shit that last page hits hard.
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>>78721955
Pearl isn't a lesbian, she's Rosesexual. And Steven is part Rose so idk
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>>78721887
woah mama
look at them tetas
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>>78722146
>a race that only grow new gems when needed.
>Kindergarten churning out all those Gems
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>>78721871
>getting buttmad over ships
I still remember the Naruto shitstorm last year, though thankfully my friends were casual readers and preferred the DC series
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>>78722047
Are people seriously shipping our Pearl and Blue Pearl already?

Seriously? They never even appear in the same frame.

>>78722080
Love is awkward. News at 11:00
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>>78722133
I want to be in the position the camera is, I want her bowing over me in that outfit
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>>78722047
Of course you'd want to help them if you had the time and energy and nothing else to do with your life

Everyone can be helped they just need to be shown how much better things can be
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>>78722144
he was straining to stay tall, imagine you're holding a shit through a long car drive, thats pretty much all you can focus on, stopping it from going badly.
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>>78721853
He didn't fail, he chose not to pursue success, there's a difference.
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>>78721041
It is canon that Pearl is disgusted by body functions.
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>>78722080
>guy and his sort-of girlfriend are awkward when she starts putting the moves on him
Gee whodathunk
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>>78722047
I do know better, it's just [insert parental excuse]. It's more like a combination of defeatism and a desire to not help the machine that creates fuckups like me by empowering parents who should instead be in an insane asylum.

But I'm really happy you did all right for yourself because I'm familiar with failure and even though you can get used to it, it still sucks sometimesalthough, one of the perks is when you're familiar with failure you can process by elimination a successful choice as long as you have the discipline
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>>78722146

They probably need a lot of new gems to make up for all the gems they crush for saving lives.
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>>78721875
Oh damn,I woke up a whole neighbourhood.

You did good anon.
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>>78721180
He never went to school, one episode Connie said she had to go to school and Steven has no clue what it meant.
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>>78722014
I suppose using the real name would have been regarded as product placement, and there's laws about that stuff: Agreement between the show and the record label, contractual obligations, etc.
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>>78722170
Pretty sure the guy is talking about the song itself. Talk singing is the most cringe inducing shit. Sometimes it can be done in a way where you can deal with it, but this fucking sucked.

"so um i've been thinkin" was the worst part. Fucking hell
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>>78722165
War is a need
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>The only reason that homeworld Pearls aren't fusion crazy, is because they are sill pure.
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>>78722080
Because fuck writing things REAL people say.
We want our characters to sound like the most perfect screenplay.
Pic related. You in everyday social situations.
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>>78722140
all
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>>78722036
kek, that looks like Sant,for some reason...
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>>78722181
So he chose failure. Still a failure.
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>>78722207
>implying you laughed that hard
no. stop over amplifying things
retard
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>>78722140
I'd say Jasper is the max I can find sexy before it comes Deviantart fetish shit.
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>>78722178
Excatly, if he just didnt let it get to him he could have been all up in her buisness. But no, had to be a little bitch about it.
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>>78722231
*Santa

>>78722242
u mad
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>>78722140
>3DPD
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>>78722242
Stop being an autistic piece a shit, retard. :3
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>>78722144
>>Garnet went out of her way to put on a slow song and give them space
Garnet is a down ass bitch.

I love how all the CGs blatantly ship StevenxConnie.
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You know i really like how kind of scratchy ruby's voice is compared with how smooth saphires is.
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>Steven can turn into a giant ball of cats
>can't stretch out a few cm for more than a couple of hours

hmm
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>>78722223
again, no, them singing it was the shit part. If they did say those exact words, and NOT sing it, a lot of people wouldn't have a problem with this episode.

Look at the talkback thread, "OH SHIT A FUCKING SONG" "0/10 SONG" ruined it for people. It wasn't like, the end of the world bad, but jesus it was cringe
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>>78722143
I never asked for this.
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>>78721871
Pearlmethyst isn't all that great tbqh
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>>78722270
Same. The differences. One's a footsoldier and the other's an aristocrat.
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>>78721595
They are unrelenting. Versus their counterparts, the water clones were doing fantastic, wearing them down and tiring them out until the rose shield did it's voodoo to undo them.
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>>78722282
someone mad that a thing and thought it was funny

rape that guy
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>>78722273
>an uncontrolled transformation is is easier than a very carefully constructed one
Gee, I wonder why that is.
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>>78722277
I'm usually a big fan of the songs in this show, but this one was probably a 6/10 with a 4/10 performance. So what would that make it? 5/10? I dropped out of high school. I guess my point is Ruby's VA can't sing too well, or at least didn't here.
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>>78722273
To be fair, the cat ordeal got out of hand really fast. He didn't intentionally turn into an Elderich abomination.
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>>78722018
Read Dr NcNinja.
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>>78722294

> Send rubies against them
> evaporate the water doppelgangers


But really, even if they're unrelenting, get to Lapis herself and the battle is over, which I imagine would be extremely easy with both the crystal and homeworld gems.
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>>78722270
>>78722289
Probably intentional.

>>78722273
>completely lost control in both instances
If you're gonna bitch, bitch about an actual problem. Such as your need to bitch about everything.
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>>78722294
>>78722329
>unrelenting
>unrelenting
stop samefagging
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>>78722057
More crying but it won't be baby Steven this time
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>>78722060
8 feet tall, massive hair, she is his type after all.
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I love how the fans of this show get butthurt outside of Tumblr when someone says a song was poorly done.

Just curious, what's your least favorite song, and out of 1-10 10 being best, what would you rate it?
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>>78722344
>autism
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>gems of the same type can fuse to become a bigger gem
>hundreds of Pearls
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>>78722080
This has lots of replies
Here's another
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>>78722353
Indeed.
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>>78722369
>replying to yourself
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>>78721887
That is a REALLY good costume.
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>not enjoying fun

>being on a cartoon board,where fun should (and actually does)exist

Pick one.
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>>78722273
At least people will now stop bitching about how Amethyst can shapeshift so why is she smol???

It was obvious from day 1 that shape shifting is temporary and takes effort.
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>>78722344

> Using the same word of a post I'm replying to as a point of reference
> S-Samefag!!
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>>78721764
I want her to take those hawtpants off.
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>>78722375
NICE-UUU!
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>>78722367
the one amethyst sings in cry for help, probably
i dunno, 4/10
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>>78722367
Anything with steven 3/10
His VA just can't sing, the song may be cute or fit the mood, but his voice isn't for singing.

Every Steven song sounds better on the demo with Sugar
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>Lapis was in a secret relationship with Blue Diamon's Pearl.
>She was poofed and put into the mirror as a punishment when Blue Diamond found out.

DEEPEST LORE!

>>78722405
(accidently posted full on Lapis x Pearl porn the first time.. same filename apparently)
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>>78722372
PEARLS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUSE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DOING SO WILL RESULT IN REPROGRAMMING AND IN EXTREME CASES EXECUTION
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>>78721887
Autism doing that shit
but her tits are pretty wild
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>>78722367
"My darling son, remember when..."
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>>78722375
joke's on you, mod-fag.
I have 4chan x so I can still see the lewds :^)
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>>78722406
It's a shame, the song started out decent then just dropped.
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>>78722375
>>78722416
More like
>lapis fucked all of blue diamonds pearls and the people of the courtyard
Also BLUE BOARD
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>>78722395
Jesus, I've been on 4chan for YEARS, and that was among the lowest bait possible.

and.. you fucking took it.
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When did this show get so boring senpai?
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>>78722424
faggot
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Would you watch a crossover between Ed, Edd n Eddy and Steven Universe?
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>Homeworld has "perfected" the artificial fusion process
>eventually a Homeworld Garnet appears
>she's made of a Ruby and a Sapphire soldered together
>she's even more stoic than our Garnet and speaks in complete monotone
>"Please kill me."
>mfw no sleep for a while
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>>78722425
I mean pretty sure theres a trash thread for lewds.
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>>78722425
A mod didn't delete it, I did.
>>78722447
Indeed.
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>>78722416
>Lapis is actually the gem equivalent of a gigolo
>She is trying to get some sweet /ss/ going with Steven by white-knighting for him (thus the reason she is trapping a defeated enemy)
>She's gonna end up the queen of Homeworld with her own gem/human harem at the end of the series
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>>78722027
You guys are too cool.
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>>78722441
ABSOLUTELY
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>>78721966
Jaspearl is better. Just sayin
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>>78721043
See folks , THIS is how you get attention.

Instead of shitposting try to pretend you are a drawfag and get all the attention from meme loving fuck anons.
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>>78722439
he SAID worst song.
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>>78722436
Might as well just cancel the show now tbqh it will never be as good as Say Uncle ever again
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Is there no end to Pearl's salt?
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>>78722442
>wasting a Sapphire with a Ruby
baka desu senpai
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>>78722424
>>78722439
>>78722467
Any song that Greg sings is automatically in the worst song category of SU.

It's not really even me hating on his VA's singing, it's just that every other VA is really fucking good at singing. Even Connie's VA is great at singing.
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>>78722406
Jeff Liu writes some great little songs but don't seem to translate too well with the show's more theatrical performances.

I dunno though, actually. I thought On The Run turned out great. Maybe "Tower of Mistakes" was just sort of a misstep. The song itself is great but maybe a little too low-key to convey the right amount of melodrama it needed. The demo version is better IMO.
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>>78722461
>filename
yep, it's a Zuke episode alright
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>>78722190
So they've now officially slept together
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>>78722484
Only until she gets in bed with Steven.
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>>78722441
YES
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guys a group of pearls...are they in a bath-house or bird-bath?

>you will never hear soft giggles and gentle coo of pearls carnal explorations and whispering you to come in even though it is forbidden.
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This show dropped majorly in quality at Jailbreak
Like, I mean that as in that was the last GOAT episode, the rest steady decreased until we got "steven is a zygote!!!11" shit

i implore all of you to come watch OUR finale and best it up
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>>78722499
>not liking zuke

Kill yourself
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