>that one episode where dale eats magic mushrooms after thinking he has rabies
>that episode where your heart broke a little when dale wouldnt fuck the clearly superior woman.
I believe he's referring to the episode where Hank accidentally hires a drug-addict. They get rid of him after some shenanigans, Hank hires the Hispanic woman, she grabs his ass, and Joe-Jack says "Peggy's in the parking lot! She looks disgruntled!"
>that one episode where Hank was molested by a dolphin
>That one episode where
THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU!
>That one episode where Musak, Just Musak.
>in the same episode Nancy tries to get John Redcorn to sleep with the woman
she didn't deserve Dale, he should of went for it.
that episode where hank out-pimps snoop dogg
>That one episode where Peggy becomes a porn star for a foot fetish website
He smoked one, then Hank had him finish a carton as punishment. Hank relapsed trying to teach Bobby how to smoke right, then got Peggy back into smoking.
Bobby had a major withdrawal and needed cigarettes to function.
that episode where dale murdered bobby's ventriloquism doll
here ya go, sport
>that episode where Hank blew up a car dealership
>that episode where Bill stole a tank and attacked downtown Arlen
>that episode where Buck framed Hank for murder
>that episode where Peggy almost drowned Randy Travis
>that episode where Dale burned down the fire house
>that episode where Boomhauer was revealed to film the women he has sex with secretly
all these people ever did was break the law. we did a thread once where we tried to come up with an episode where a character DIDN'T break the law and came up with less than 10. they should all be in jail.
>That one family guy episode that rips off this episode wholesale.
You seen cigarette prices?
In Washington state its almost cheaper to smoke weed. In fact when you consider the effects of weed last much longer and use that as a factor of quantity, it actually IS cheaper.
>became a pimp
>caught fish using crack as bait
>kicked a retarded man at a race track
>threatens to kick peoples' asses on a daily basis
>everyone thinks he blew up the dealership parking lot
I know all these were justified and stuff, but the population must have really feared Hank by the end of the series.
>that one episode where hank almost got a false rape accusation
>That one episode where Dallas...Salad?
>That one episode Where Boggle?
>that episode where hank smoked weed
Henk caught wind of a "bait" shop. Turns out it was the local slang for crack. He shows up at the crack of dawn to grab bait for fishin with the boys.
The four catch tons of fish, but throw back the little ones. The fish end up swimming up to the boat hoping to grab some of the crack.
Henk and co. get caught, then Henk has to prove that he was using the crack as BAIT, not personal use. The judge sat in the boat with Henk and a baliff for 8 hours. Henk thought it'd be easy, but all the fish went through withdrawals thanks to addiction and ended up not being hungry. They wait and wait when finally a fish does take the bait.
oh yea now i remember. damn, i havent seen that one since it originally aired, and i only saw it one time. still dont remember him kicking a retard though.
>that episode when
IM FREEEEEEE, FREEE FAAALLIN'
It was the one episode where he actually made good on his threat to kick someone in the ass, how do you not? Bobby got a job being a retard's whipping boy, and Hank kicked the retards ass for sending him onto the track during a race which could have killed Bobby.
>mfw the episode where peggy thought she was a genius
>mfw she goes back up to the scam artist and says she got ripped off
>mfw he looks at her and says "i said you could lose UP TO 50 lbs. UP TO"
>that episode where she was fully prepared to cheat on hank with monsignor martinez
>that episode where she made hank wait until marriage to have sex when she wasn't even a virgin
>that episode where peggy mocked bobby's relationship with that one girl
>that episode where she sabotaged bobby's thanksgiving dinner
>that episode where peggy almost destroyed hank's guitar
who is worse, /co/? peggy or felicity?
On a vaguely related note, I left the tv on a kids channel and Arthur came on.
Muffy entered a beauty pageant, and so did a wheelchair girl, and Muffy thought that the wheelchair girl was going to win solely because she was in a wheelchair.
And wheelchair thought Muffy was going to win solely because she was rich and would bribe the judges.
I should pay more attention to those Arthur threads.
>That one episode where Hank had extermiantors kill Bobby's harmless pet snake
>learning a completely different language with reverse ideas of context and structure
>just to feel like you're a smooth, hip guy
Japan is wacky as fuck.
that episode where bobby burned down a church and framed his grandpa
Damn, this show was fucking dark when you think about it.
I wish the Moe Archive hadn't lost most of our 2015 posts. There was an anon over the summer who posted a story about when he saw this episode with his father, and his dad yelled "YOU DRESS LIKE A PIG, YOU DIE LIKE ONE" at the end.
>That episode where Peggy sabotages her son's talents because it makes her feel less special.
>Those episodes where Hank sabotages his son's talents because he's ashamed of them/they're not competitive enough.
>Kahn was bipolar the whole time
Imo a bigger surprise than Boomhaur being a Texas Ranger.
To be fair, both scenarios are entirely plausible.
>get into high school's version of mr. universe for the senior guys because of what I find out years later is a prank on me
You know, set me up just to knock me down? I'm morbidly obese so there's no other way I'd make it to the top ten like I did.
>one of the ten is the most popular guy in school
>one of the ten is the most /fit/ before /fit/ existed
>one is one sorta-popular wheelchair guy
>then there's the super-rich guy who was disqualified for having attempted to bribe judges
>wheelchair guy gets the win because wheelchair
How do I know, you ask?
>student president is given the win
>entire crowd boos even though they like the kid