Most Blatant Cases of the "Not Gays" in /co/ History

original Batwoman and Batgirl

She was the token female character because the execs felt the film would lose out on the girl demographic without it.

This is just a bait thread. Good night everyone.

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This one and her sisters.

When they were first introduced, they were shitty gender-swapped clones

In the 80s /90s they were shitty clones with a speck of difference

Now they are shitty gender-swapped clones: CGI edition

>>78702221
I don't get what Lola has to with this

>>78702221
Literally the only reason to watch Space Jam.

>>78702318
As a girl I don't really appreciate a character that's clearly just fapfodder

Also Bugs was lusting over other female rabbits in many shorts, so no

>>78702519
She's literally bugs with tits. She feels so forced because bugs has always seemed like a solo-bachelor character and now all of a sudden he's playing basketball with this fluffy tailed rule 63 character who was made in a board room. I dont think she's a bad character whatsoever, but the motives behind why she exists are kinda obvious.

>>78702599
While it goes against what OP is trying to argue, your opinion right here comes off pretty faggy to me.

>>78702637
>but the motives behind why she exists are kinda obvious.

Bugs Bunny for girls

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>>78702478
Now they're shitty gender swapped CGI clones that sing Beyonce. How horrid.

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>>78702637
>She's literally Bugs with tits.
Bugs with tits is Bugs himself

>>78702758
Point taken.

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>>78702695
Whatever you say.

>>78702637
Wrong, bugs does the bugs with tits role.

>>78702797
God, I'm lucky I didn't turn out as a furfag with this being my first boner.

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>>78702853
And he's pretty good at it.

>>78703003
Honestly I wonder if he gets off on it a little

>>78702913
>first boner
10 year old spotted

>>78702599
She was the worst part of Space Jam though.

>>78703110
Probably

>>78703124
Yes, I'm sure he popped his first boner when he was -10.

>>78703124
Space Jam came out in 1997 Anon, it's been 19 years

>>78703124
Space Jam was released in 1996.

If he was born on the same day as it, he would be 19 years old.

>>78703124
If I was 10 when Space Jam came out, I could be like 29-30 right now. It's been nearly 20 years since the movie came out, anon.

>>78703124
OP here, I take back what I said about Lola. This guy has a much bigger case of the not gays.

>>78702758
Would you?

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>>78703802
Sure. I always thought Bugs makes an attractive woman.

Shite thread is shite.

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>>78704645
>x y is x

>>78702697
>>78702318

That may, MAYBE, have been the initial impetus for her creation...

>>78703916

But it's clearly not the direction they went with it.

>>78702221

To be fair I don't think there's much evidence that Bugs wasn't at least /d/-tier fucked up.

>>78706423
What do you mean?

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All the other female characters seemed to have an actual purpose for existing other than to kiss her male counterpart in the season one finale.

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They had to stop the shopping somehow

>>78706671
*shipping, fuck iPhones

>>78706671
To be fair, Rigby and Eileen is by far better than any other couple on the show.

Anyone got the official Lola sketch showing underboobs?

>>78706671
She was pretty fun at first, and when the main crew was she, CJ, Mordechai, and Rigby, they had a good dynamic going for a bit.

Fucking "Mar-Gar-Et", though. Ugh. What a cancer. At least the worst Eileen became was a bit too self-inserty. Margaret is like a birdwoman-shaped black hole of charisma, boring unto herself and draining the interesting bits out of any character or episode in close proximity to her.

Why does everyone assume that a lone wolf character is gay?

>>78706671
That was a small section of ignorable faggots for a show that is barely a blip on the radar. I love it, but it's not like TMNT where you can't have a thread without people's shit tastes popping up.

>>78707135
Because faggots Jimmy. Faggots ruin everything.

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Maybe not SOLELY cuz Tulio and Miguel seemed gay for each other. But they did make her the most insanely sexy woman ever drawn to compensate.

>>78707621
That's just how they assume Native women look because South American Women are gorgeous when they are young

>>78707621
>Best friends
>gay
I despise this, with every fiber of my being.

>>78707791
It's just the problem with most stories. Shoot some people want incest between characters and the writers have to make it clear that they won't have sex. Or like in Ben 10 put Gwen in the background.

>>78707791
This is how the recent generation of people has been raised to think. Any form of love is seen as inappropriate because it's linked to sex. A parent getting too physical with their child can be viewed as sexual. Simply touching someone can be perceived as sexual. People now-a-days don't seem to know what "sexual" actually means, they think it's synonymous with physical. Maybe it's because the recent generation has completely cut out most physical social interactions in favor of virtual social interactions.

>>78707976
>This is how the recent generation of people has been raised to think
No
Blame the internet
The dawn of free porn and readily available fanfiction brought on about everything being linked to relationships and then being linked to sex

>>78707791
I thought in the early stages Tulio and Miguel were actually gay for each other.

>>78708055
>No
>Goes on to prove yes.
The internet has only been available to the public for roughly 30 years. And all those people who grew up with it while a subculture started to form (Mostly people born in the 90's) are the ones who make these connotations in the first place.

>>78707868
It's not a problem with the stories. It's a problem with the viewers. A lot of the shows make it very evident that "x" character is straight or "y" will never happen because of the target demographic. Does that stop the dipshits that push for off the wall romance shit between characters that would never do that? No. I fucking loved Road to El Dorado. Those guys had the relationship I'd want with another guy. Two buds doing fucking whatever for whatever reason. Fuck bitches, get money, fight a giant stone panther. Shit was cash to little me. The idea that such a relationship is viewed any way besides brotherly fucking pisses me off man. Like how can people be so fucking dense.
>>78707976
You make a great point. I'm super physical, hugging folks and shit. Like, a light peck on the lips ain't shit between family. Adults deep kiss. You want tawdry shit, watch 2 fuckers grunt and slam their mouths on each other. To me, that's 2 separate expressions. I don't think it's the current generation though. It's the one in charge of the media. Whichever one that is.
>>78708058
Well fuck you.

>>78707791
Shippers think any interaction whatsoever is romantic. There is no such thing as "platonic" no matter how much evidence there is to the contrary to these people. They are just so damn thirsty.

>>78706671
Regular show would have been better if it was literally just the Eileen show and it stopped being about Mordecai failing at everything. A slice of life show about Eileen doing day to day stuff would be great.

>>78708307
Well I think that since most movies and tv shows try to force a romance in all the time. Viewers are almost expecting any 2 characters to be together. The viewers also lead to issues, since they try to force things but still.

>>78708413
And then the show ends and their ship never happens, but they push it anyways. Now you have weirdos posting Kim X Shego shit still around when you try to have a thread about it.

>>78708307
Miguel and Tulio were faggots face it sempaitchi

>>78708460
Eileen and Rigby as main characters and Mordechai as their awkward friend who is bad with ladies would be pretty great... So long as we still get episodes at the park, because I like most of those characters, too.

>>78708605
Were they? Because they sure seemed to be enamored with at fine ass Chel was packing. Face it faggisimo.

>>78707791
>>78708307

repressed homosexual detected

>>78708605
Tulio was bi, Miguel was gay. That's why they couldn't just have a threesome with Chel and fix the situation.

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>>78707791

Do we tell him?

>>78708694
Wew lad, you got me. Those super gay brains of yours are so much smarter than my closeted ones

>ITT faggots projecting their homo shite on fictional characters
B-but, /co/ is gay

>>78703389
lel

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>>78702478
>dem nut sucking lips

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>>78702221
I might have thought Flower was gay. But he was the first to be twitterpated.

>>78702797
>large.jpg

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>>78703916
>only 3 feet tall

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>>78710844
When did this happen?

>>78711031
Truth or Square

>>78707621
They're probably both just bi. And I think she was in the original script.

>>78711169
So it was a real marriage and everything? This is just how Sponge Bob is now?

>>78708641
I unironically like Muscle Man episodes better...

If I had to decide between that, shipping, or Modercattoni, to be honest I dropped the show seasons ago

>>78711622
It was a TV movie thing from 6 years ago.

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>>78702315
It's nice how they rescued old Batwoman's character and changed her for the better

>>78702221
She was such a mary sue

>>78711169
It was a play or something. Not real, but they sure as hell advertised it like it was.

It was a shitty clipshow episode and that was one of the 'clips'.

>>78711622
no, it was a play.

>>78710568
I'd still fuck it. I'm already past the Judy Hopps threshold.

In defense of teenage characters and school setting; they need someone to take to the dance and crush over.

That's just the way it goes.

>>78710494
My favorite PROOF PEOPLE was when the owl was explaining what twitterpated was, and then he pointed to Bambi, Thumper, and Flower in turn, saying " It will happen to you, you, and..." but he hesitates for a moment upon looking at Flower, then goes "And even you."

>>78706532
Wasn't Rocket originally introduced Icon's protege in the comics?
Shame she got shafted like that though.

>>78703872
underrated post

>>78702221
Are there any examples of the opposite? Making one of the main characters gay to avoid romance between the two of them just because they're a man and woman.

>>78702315
I've never thought about but I guess it's pretty ironic that the new Batwoman is gay.

>>78707791
You're not really best friends if people don't think you're gay for each other.

>>78703802
Totally.

>>78702221

What a dumb argument. You could make that the argument why ANY female character exists. How you can you people be so fucking stupid?

>>78708307
>Like how can people be so fucking dense
It's not stupidity, it's a lack of perspective.
I've a friend who was among other things my lifting partner, my school mate and the guy I'd rely on to steal a shopping cart or save me if someone tries to stab me.
When we graduated college, the dude cried because he knew we'd be seeing each other a lot less. He called me when he got his first job and he once texted me to tell me to take care and that he loves me.
Shit was beautiful to me. I fully developed a perfect platonic relationship with a person.
But here's the deal, my girlfriend was ridiculously jealous. She'd actually ask me "why is he so faggy? Telling you he loves you! Bullshit".
The worst part is that I totally understood what she meant. I'm not an autist and I get that it COULD be viewed as gay, but who gives a shit?
It was clean. It was friendship. Life is awful, you can't trust anyone and people will slit your throat or leech off you because they think they're entitled to, but here comes a friend who's got my back, who I can open up to and rely on but I have to quit it because it's seen as either childish or gay.
Fucking society, man.

>>78712950
What a bro. A friendship like that is worth gold.

>>78712950
Don't lie, you fucked Him didn't you.

>>78708563
This. People don't have perspective of reality anymore.
My mom loves detective shows and gangster movies, and she actually thinks that makes her tough/badass.
She's said stuff like "that's not how it works among those people" like she's been in the mafia or something.
People actually lose perspective on how little they know about things they haven't done, so when all the romance they see is shoehorned into two episodes of X show or fifteen aggregated minutes of Y film, they cannot visualize what an actual homosexual relationship would look like as it's unfolding.

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>>78712950
>it COULD be viewed as gay
It IS gay, you closeted little shit.

>>78706338
Clearly. They were told to include a female character because they felt the movie needed a female character.

So they made fap material instead.

Thank you clueless execs.

>>78713164
>People actually lose perspective on how little they know about things they haven't done
>so when all the romance they see is shoehorned into two episodes of X show or fifteen aggregated minutes of Y film, they cannot visualize what an actual homosexual relationship would look like as it's unfolding.
Your argument would make sense if the great majority of people consuming media like films and TV series were the average, 4chan-dwelling sperg with zero friends and zero experience in dating. But normal people, with normal lives and normal relationships, make up much of any audiovisual show, so your "People actually lose perspective on how little they know about things they haven't done" statement loses much weight.

>>78712681
Honestly, this.

>>78703916
3ft tall
good god, she could give me a blowjob stand up straight

that is FUCKING HOT

>>78712620
Yeah, but it's a recent phenomenon.
One example that comes to mind is at the end of ParaNorman when that one token jock dude talks about his boyfriend to intentionally not get with the hot piece of ass that is Norman's sister.

>>78707976
I'd say it's more about all the sexual liberalization during these past decades. Gays and lesbians becoming mainstream doesn't help, obviously, because now there's no "excuse" not to be suspected of wanting to fuck your BFF. People treat the Kinsey Scale as if it had neither a 0 or a 9.

And it's only going to get muddier and more convoluted over time, to the point people will be shipped with their furniture and so our society gets trapped further and further into a Brave New World-esque scenario.

>>78713347
Well, I was referring to the sort of people who spurt fanfiction about otherwise incompatible characters (two straight men, brother and sister, etc).
Those types of people are usually not the dating type.

But yeah, my mom is pretty aspie.

>>78713150
>>78713196
We might have wrestled but believe me that my erect dick was never around him, so help me god I'll get hit by thunder.

>>78713632
>my erect dick was never around him
You hid it?

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>>78713427
Fucking Courtney, man. That shit was ridiculous.

>>78713196
You seriously can't have deep friendships without there being a sexual undertone?
What is wrong with America?

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>>78713815

>>When we graduated college, the dude cried because he knew we'd be seeing each other a lot less.
>>he once texted me to tell me to take care and that he loves me.
>>Shit was beautiful to me.

Anon, I'm sorry you had to find out through a Singaporean vase-painting forum and not through a journey of self-discovery. But that is very, very gay. At the very least, he was totally gay for you, and you never noticed him. I'm sure he cries himself to sleep every night.

Not created per se, but Nu!Uhura's relationship with Spock.

>>78703124
Anon...I hate to tell you this. But 1996 was 20 years ago.

You're getting old.

>>78713940
Nah, I'm not the guy you replied to, but that just sounds like a sincere friendship. Hell at my best friends wedding we both cried a little because we knew we wouldn't be able to hang out as much which was weird because we had lived together for a good 6 years. With true friends you feel like family and you love each other in a platonic way. He's the Turk to my JD, or blue beetle to my booster gold ya know? Shit might look gay but doesn't mean we rubbed dicks or anything

>>78703110
I know I do!

>>78707648
>because South American Women are gorgeous when they are young
This is true.

>>78713712
The shape of her head is so off-putting

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>>78702221

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>>78702758
Bugs has no right to be that attractive.

>>78702221
That's kinda contrived. What sounds more likely to you?

>This movie won't sell because people think Bugs is gay!! Quick, create a female lover for him!
or
>This movie will sell more tickets if we throw an attractive female character into the mix. Make her a female version of Bonks Benny or whatever that thing is called, I don't give a fuck. Now excuse me, I have to snort a mountain of cocain.

Stuff like >>78710494 seems more fitting.

>>78712950
I always wanted a friend like this. A best friend. Hell dude, I think you and your friend hit the jackpot of Friendship or something.

>>78712950
>literal MLP tier friendship

must be nice

>>78707621
It sucks no one can capture that same sexy essence in fan art tho. It's all pretty terrible.

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>>78702221
I can't believe you fuckers don't know a Carrie Kelley thread when you see one

>>78710481
CATLOS

>>78716133
oh shit that's what that chaturbate was cosplaying as

>>78702697
no that Babs

>>78715598
this

i mean, never will there be a guy how can dress in drag and be a stunning 10/10 woman with FEMALE FEATURES aka tits

>>78702221
Mods were created so anons won't think OP is a faggot.
It failed and OP is still a faggot.

>>78703916
I was just watching the clip then next thing you know the damn announcer was in my head. I didn't even know I remembered his voice or the way he pronounced their names until I read the words.