Are y'all excited for Norm of the North?

>>78689281
In the same way one is "excited" to see if their HIV tests were negative or positive, yes.

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>>78689281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A_F5oYJGI
>stock roar sound effect
>"We gotta copy that roar and make it a ringtone!"

I laughed, but for the wrong reasons.

How is this actually getting a theater release?

>>78689307
Hell if I know, they're bragging on their website that after the theater release they'll release 2 direct to DVD sequels.

No seriously, they're BRAGGING ABOUT THAT.

What the hell even is this

>>78689281
>Rob Schneider
>Rob fucking Schneider

God damn it is this a Canadian thing?

>>78689528
First JB now this?

>>78689281
a cast of has-beens and never-wases

>>78689281
This looks a PSOne game cover.

>>78689281
I won't watch the movie but I might fap to the porn of the glasses girl.

>>78689281
>Fart/pee joke
>Annoying comedic relief characters designed to sell merchandise.
>Ken Jeons

I honestly thought this was a dream works movie.

>Movie called Norm of the North
>Not casting Norm Macdonald

I know it's been said before, but come the fuck on.

>>78689281
Hey, these animals don't look that ba-
>that ship
>them people
Fuck this.

>>78690596
I mean these guys are real jerks.

Little panda crossover would make this movie

>>78689281
yup. excited to see it bomb. i hope the cinemas get overridden with shit like this so cgi can get bombed. then a glorious hand drawn film can come and convince people 2d is ultimately better and thus break forth a new disney renaissance.

Whenever I hear people talk shit about computer animated movies, this is what they are talking about

>>78693079
That will never happen pal.

>>78689281
that cast is insane

ROB SCHNEIDER…...

>>78689281
>Look at our all-star cast
>Look at how relevant they all are

Maybe... 10 years ago when this movie was supposed to come out.

Or should I say 15 years ago, when this was actually passable 3D animation.

>>78690596
He's too busy being a pigeon and a dead fast food entrepreneur

>>78689485
ROB SCHNEIDER IS

>>78689281
Ken Jeong? Why?

I thought you were done appearing in shit after Hangover III?

>>78697530
HERPA DERPA DIDDLY DEE

>>78689547
You mean first Nickelback, then JB, and now this.

>>78689304
So can they understand the bear or what? They keep switching between him speaking and roaring.

>>78693079
One can only hope...

>>78689281
>Rob Scheider
Of course it is.

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You know your movie's bad when your main character makes derp eyes

>>78689281
>Norm Holdings LLC
>They made a company to release this movie
>And two direct to DVD sequels

>>78701755
Probably to distance the actual publishing company from this piece of crap.

>>78689281
I don't think it'll be as fantastic as Schneider's last animated project.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrljkl8WYY

Guess the RT score!

Im guessing a solid 21%

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>Lemmings are indestructible in all forms of media because of that meme Disney started in the 50s

>>78689281
Are those Lemming designs supposed to be cute? Because they look like every opposite of cute.

How do movies like this keep getting made? There is absolutely nothing about this that would make me want to spend 8 dollars on a ticket.

>>78689304
holy shit, that animation is so atrocious, jesus.

How did this afford to make it to theaters? It looks like a bootleg PS1 game.

Please someone post the edited version.

>>78707393
I'm going to use this everytime someone mentions Norm Of The North.

>>78689281
For some reason when I hear that title I think of that eskimo movie that killed all the fat comedians

>>78707535
10/10

>>78707535
is the lighting on that nose off?
It looks like it was 'shopped on

>>78707535
SOME BEARS JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN. ROB SCHNEIDER IS NORM OF THE NORTH, ONLY IN THEATRES.

>>78689281

>FEATURING FUNNYMAN ROB SCHNEIDER

>>78693500
They'd have to be to sign on to this trainwreck.

>>78703057
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER SEEING THIS SHIT ON NETFLIX

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>>78707393
we need more norm memes

I am, for no other reason than for the experience of watching the kind of movie I find in the $5 bin at Walmart with a "Family-Approved" sticker on the big-screen.

>>78697530

A POLAR BEAR!

AND HE'S ABOUT TO LEARN THAT BEING A POLAR BEAR, IS A LOT TO BEAR!

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why are they called polar bears instead of white bears?

is this a zootopia spinoff?

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>>78710344
>White bears
You just reminded me of that volume of Blacksad with Nazi polar bears killing animals with black and brown fur

>>78693079
But WDAS is already in another golden age though. It's called the Disney Revival

>>78710344
Because they actually have black skin and clear fur.

Last two digits predict the RT score.

>>78711908
Probably not too far off, tbhonest

>>78711908
Last 2 digits predict Kung Fu Panda 3's RT score

>>78689304
>"We gotta copy that roar and make it a ringtone!"

Was this made in 2004?

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>>78689304
It looks like something that would have come out straight to video in 2003.

How is this getting a theatrical release now?

>>78712374
Even more unbelievable, it already has two confirmed direct-to-video 45-minute sequels coming out sometime afterwards.

Listen to that fucking line splicing. And when Norm was saying the "take a picture" line that was cliché in the 90's, his voice was digitally slowed to not match the horrific animation.

The worst example is at 1:56, when Norm says, "Dinner is erved." And then le big bone meme.

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>>78689281

>>78689304
2005 movies looked beter than this, what the fuck.

I'd be ashamend to have my name on this piece of shit

>>78689304
this has to be part of some sort of money laundering scheme. something about this is just so off.

>>78712547
Bill Nighy what are you doing on 4chan

>>78712547
Maybe you would, but that's because you have integrity.

All these people have are minimal acting careers, waiting to get whatever quick buck is thrown their way

Another January, another shitty animated movie.

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>>78689304
>CariBOOYAH

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>>78693835
>>78712322
http://variety.com/2010/digital/news/lionsgate-goes-3d-with-north-1118014561/

Research says this was announced in 2010 and was supposed to come out in 2012, which makes the animation seem even worse. IMDb also says it was originally going to be direct-to-video, but for some reason letting it sit in production hell for 6 years convinced them to put it in theatres.

>>78712914
ahahahah

>>78712633
YOU WA ROB

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>>78707393
>>78709620
>>78712633

>>78713134
Kek

>>78689304
I like to imagine the meeting where they decided that the movie wasn't unique enough so they added the pop star bit to shake the story up

>>78712172
>>78712019

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>>78689281
>Rob Schneider

Can I blame Adam Sandler for this?

>>78689281
This looks like a movie that was forgotten about 13 years ago, and just now someone was like "whoops, almost forgot to turn that in".

>>78713414
You can blame him for Rob Schneider's career, but I feel like this film would've been made with or without his involvement

>>78712625
>look it up
>it's fucking true
HOW