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Making Claire so adorable you almost don't notice the new shitty ass plugs in her ears.
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>>78680661
really hope marten starts realizing what a horrible mistake he's made when her gauges stretch her earlobes to the breaking point
they're the only holes that'll ever get stretched
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>>78680661
>literally giving tumblr a shoutout

Patreonbux must be down.
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>two gay men
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>>78680758
Harrison Ford is the best
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>>78680661
>Jaques
>overt tumblrnose joke

This is getting sad.
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>>78680661
>Art is getting progressively worse
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We're closing in on the end. I can taste it.
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>>78680739
This.

I can't wait for Patreon to fucking blow up and leave all of these fucks penniless.
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What the fuck is he doing with those fat, ugly lines on Claire's head.

That looks terrible.
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>>78680739
>shoutout
Isn't tumblrnose something of an insult for tumblr?
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If this was any other girl, Marten would have broken up with her by now and would be hitting on a black clone of her.

Nope, not the tranny. His hand would get fucking cut OFF if he tried anything funny with her. Literally in both things, probably.

When will Momo and May be robo-lesbians? He kind of killed May's "Robot Racism" story before anything happened with it.
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>>78680661
>copyright 20016
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>>78680986
I'm not sure what this face is trying to convey.
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>>78680661
I didn't believe it when someone posted that pic of a piercing filled sidecut Claire saying it was only a matter of time, but holy shit, he's going for it.
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>>78681126
>but holy shit, he's going for it.
What choice does he have? Claire is Tumblr/SJW bait. He has to do with her what THEY want or he has to find a real fucking job.

Claire was his escape ticket from Marigold becoming Tumblr: The Character.
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>>78681115
oh my god
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>>78680735
>implying Martens holes aren't being stretched beyond any physical limits
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>>78680661
>trans
>tumblr nose
>plugs
>college student
>TA
>20016
>One giant tooth
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>>78681270
See >>78681164
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>>78680661
And there could have been an actual, if short, storyline about Claire becoming a TA instead of a librarian. But nope, happens off panel, retconned!
Has JJ done that before?
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>tumblr-nose
Alright, I didn't believe you fucks when you claimed Japh lurked here before, but that's fairly suspicious. Is that a term that's used many other places? Reddit? I know some of you know don't even pretend.
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>>78681331
>Has JJ done that before?
Dale and Marigold suddenly stopped hating each other and then fucked off-panel. May got over her robo-racism fight and got a job off-panel.
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>>78680986
Claire's transforming into a were-chipmunk. Gabe from Penny Arcade must have bit them.
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>>78681368
Try Google.
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>>78681368
I'm pretty sure even Tumblr is aware of the Tumblr nose at this point.

If this were 2013 and he said that, I could see that as evidence of him lurking.

But, I have seen strips that look like they're reactions to things said in these threads, like that time he had Claire reading a book after everyone noticed that someone who liked books never talked about books.
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>>78681368
Try tumblr
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>>78681388
Wasn't there a whole thing about Dale manning up and cutting out acting like a pigtail-pulling 2nd grader with a crush and just fucking the fat nerd already? And then they tried to fuck but she OD'd on Benadryl? Then they had kinky pancake sex the morning after? Or was that a fever dream?
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>>78680661
Was there a time skip?
Is Sven fucking the robot now?
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>>78681488
>Then they had kinky pancake sex the morning after?
>kinky pancake sex
This screams of "XD" reactions from a chat room when he pitched that as an idea.

Disgusting.
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>>78681565
Everything Jeph Jacques thinks is funny is LOLSORANDUMBXD, anon.

Do you think people are just name calling when they call him a child?

He puts shit like random dog musicals and robots farting in the comic and that's the joke, and then gets mad when you call a character random, insisting they're actually rounded characters despite never showing that in the comic.

He just did a week of updates consisting of comics where the joke was funny words
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>>78681097
>If this was any other girl, Marten would have broken up with her by now and would be hitting on a black clone of her.

Absolutely not true.

Claire would have broken up with him. Marten latches on and won't let go until you make a clean break.
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A tumblr nose joke could be funny, but I feel like QC with two human characters overtly talking about it is more of a "lol, tumblr reference ^_^, keep watching and maybe we might even reference nicki minaj :3"

I know it's a dialogue between fictional characters, but it reeks way too much of legitimately unfunny tumblr banter; like the kind of shit you'd overhear in the hallways at an anime convention.
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>>78681741
>Claire would have broken up with him. Marten latches on and won't let go until you make a clean break.
That was going to happen during that mini thing when Faye was drinking again, but Jeph put an instant stop to it.

I wonder why.
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>>78681115

>A QC from 18000 years into the future falls through a wormhole and we see that the plot has only advanced this much.

Not surprised, really.
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>>78681778
That and Emily's rants are the two worst examples of Jeph's total inability as a storyteller, and his slavish devotion to pandering to his fanbase.

He is completely unwilling to let his fanbase be uncomfortable for the sake of telling a story.

At the same time as both of those, Tom Siddell was doing a storyline that made his fans incredibly uncomfortable, but he kept on doing it, because that was the point. You were supposed to be uncomfortable.

Some people today are completely unwilling to accept that art can do more than make you feel happy or excited. Look at that GoT rape scene for another example.

I also can't believe I called GoT art.
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>mad about those plugs

damn what's it like in the 50s? I was expecting so much worse
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>>78681998
Gauges are just gross, and this is coming from a guy who likes piercings
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>>78681998

Plugs are terrible. I don't care if it is THE CURRENT YEAR.
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>>78681970
>He is completely unwilling to let his fanbase be uncomfortable for the sake of money and not having to find a job.

Fixed.

Do we know why his wife left?
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>>78682061
>>Do we know why his wife left?
If I were to make an educated guess, and am going to right now, I'd say it's because he's a self destructive insane person.

Could you watch your partner go through numerous mental breakdowns, to the point of self harm? How many potential Stabbenings did she have to talk him out of?

At best, she left because she couldn't handle seeing him like that; at worst, because she was legitimately afraid that the next stabbening might not be limited to jeph's own person.
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>>78681970
I can kind of understand the complaints with GoT because they're clearly just forcing them in for shock value by this point. It's not actually adding to anything and they didn't go anywhere interesting with it while something like what happened in GC was built up, interesting, and helps grow the characters.
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>>78682174
I would think that he was making good money with over-priced t-shirts at the time, so I'm surprised she left the money.

Going by how much he spams his new book and likely shitty CD, he must really be reaching for cash now.

How long until he pulls a Buckers and we have QUESTIONABLE CONTENT: THE ANIMATED SERIES?
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Where did things go so wrong?
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>>78680661
>ass plugs in her ears
Sounds painful.
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>>78682204
>How long until he pulls a Buckers and we have QUESTIONABLE CONTENT: THE ANIMATED SERIES?
It's not the 00s anymore. Internet animation is dead and buried.
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>>78681126
>>78681164
Is it really tumblr pandering? Maybe he just wants Shad to draw porn of her.
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>>78682233
At number one
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>>78680661
Fuck off, jimbles.
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>>78682233
>Marigold has a nosebleed from Momo hugging her
>Not lesbians

DAMN IT.
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>>78682204
>so I'm surprised she left the money
They were married, so he has to pay Alimony.

Plus, as far as I'm aware, she's still his webmaster/manager.

>>78682233
It never went wrong, because it was always fucking terrible, no matter what you say.

If you're asking when he went from normal human being to insane person, the answer is when he became an E-Celeb .

E-Celebs tend to surround themselves with the most sycophantic of their host, shooing away those who criticize of moderate their works.

Jeph is especially bad at this, because he was a fragile candy-ass before he surrounded himself with asskissers.
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>>78682174
Is it me or does he look just a little bit like Bob Newhart in the right painting?
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>>78682321
His forums are also pretty shit, literally saying anything bad there can get you banned
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>>78682481
I wanted to do a smutfic between Momo x Marigold, but I was afraid he'd sue me.
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>>78682508
If he does just pay him in kitchen knives
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>>78680661
> whore your comic on /co/
> someone calls you out for carlos mencia-ing other comics
> thread disappears, replaced by new thread

Pathetic, Stabby.
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>>78682539
I have some neat Pikachu-themed kitchenware, would that work?
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>>78680661
This art looks like a steaming shit. It wasn't great before but it was at least tolerable and didn't cause me physical discomfort to look at.
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>>78682479
Dunno, mang.

>>78682481
That's because even the slightest criticism is too much for him to handle.

He calls the Reddit Toxic to him, and that thing positively sucks his dick most of the time, with the criticisms that were present being pretty minor and well justified, tending to concern things like QUALITY and dropped storylines.

His E-Fame has fucking crippled his ability to function as a human being in society. How would he ever hold a job if the most minor of suggestions causes him to go into mental distress?

It's kind of sad, but he's beyond pity now.
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>>78680661
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>>78680661
This tripe isn't even edit-worthy.
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>>78682568
He can yell pikachu when he is stabbing his hands
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>>78682297
Why doesn't he just ask then?
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>>78682613
Thankfully he is at least staying at home where he can only hurt himself in his rages when someone says his salad drawing looks like shit
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>>78680814
>Ford is on talk show to promote TFA
>"So Harrison, I'll give you $100 bucks if you tell us something about Star Wars"
>Takes the money
>"I hear they're making a new one"
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>>78682297
>Is it really tumblr pandering? Maybe he just wants Shad to draw porn of her.
Christ, that would be fucking hilarious.
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>>78680661
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>>78680661
>her
you do know it's trans-cyborg right?
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>>78680739
>>78680859
>an insult against tumblr created by 4chan
>jacques does it
>it becomes a "shout out"

I can't handle this level of retardation.
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>>78680661
Jacques is cancer.
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>>78683044
Yeah, it's weird when people grasp at straws to criticize jeph when there are so much meatier things to grasp if you want to talk shit about him. We've all probably been doing this for too long. We're looking for anything that hasn't been said 10^9 times.
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>>78683269
My problem is that whereas Dobson, Diaz and B^uckley get mocked for being insufferable cunts who aren't good comic artists, most QC threads consist of FAGGOT TRANNY SJW tUMBLR TUMBLR . You can tell that people are mad that Jeph is rich and they/their favorite webcomic artist is not.

Jeph is not a good writer or artist and he posts douchey things on twitter, but he is nowhere near the levels of fuck-headedness of the aforementioned artists.
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>>78680739
>>78681018
Jeph was already extremely well-off before Patreon due to ads/merch sales. He would be fine.
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>>78682959
Goddamn, I started coughing from laughing so hard
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>>78680661
So now every character has gauges in their ears except the indie hipsters that should have them?
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anyone else notice how it is suddenly winter?

It was just late summer/early fall in the last couple pages. As the summer internship came to an end.
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>>78683828

There was a time skip. Dora's hair grew several inches.
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>>78683978
They're still wearing t shirts inside the Coffee of Doom.

Emily is wearing a Faye shirt.
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>>78683978
Speaking of which, how much time has passed in-comic since qc started. Something like a year?
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>>78680661
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHE HAS THEM TOO?? WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
IS THERE NO END TO JEPH'S BULLSHIT
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>>78680661
it's like he's doing a punk version of bimboification.
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>yfw Jeph's setting up a body mod fetish for Claire that gets way out of control and she has a Faye level breakdown and almost dies
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>>78684053
A year would be way too long for Emily to still be employed if she's only just now grasping the espresso machine
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>>78683617
Jeph is an oaf and a retard and a panderer, but that's not unique to him.

What's fascinating about jacques is that he's basically the opposite of an artist, and incompetent on every level, yet he's still successful.

It speaks more for his retarded fanbase than for him. QC would have withered on the vine if it were held to its own merits.
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>>78680661
Do people still read this shit?
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>>78684410
Yes, it's like watching an accident.
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>>78684597
It's more akin to peering into the window of a nursing home.
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These college undergrads are so stupid said the man dressed as a woman with metal in his nose.
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>>78684597
Except not.

It's like expecting to watch a trainwreck, except all that happens is the train stalls for 20 years until the conductor finally blows his brains out. All that happens after wasting so much goddamned time is that you shrug your shoulders and go home.
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>>78682479
He DOES look like Bob Newhart!

I think it's mostly posture and expression, though, not so much physionomy. That's a really Newhart piece of body language.
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>>78684699
Is she screaming into a block of ramen?
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>>78681270
>smith college student
>in northampton
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>>78682174
I'm waiting for /co/ to turn this into pasta and then gospel.
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Oh hey, he finally updated the "About" section of the website. It no longer says he's still married to his ex-wife.

How many years did it take?
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Is it just me or do the body mods and the new art style make Claire look more and more like Jeph himself?
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>>78681164

That's what happens when you ride the tiger. You can feel his heart, but you know he's mean.
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>>78682233
>Clare was introduced in 2012
>I've been reading about this tranny drama daily since I started college
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>>78681368

Look at his Twitter for all the proof you need.

Around the end of Summer, we mocked Jeph's increasingly confrontational tweets and "awareness" of the edits some of us were making. Then he wised up and began to make his tweets less.....spastic.

Of course, this is the same guy that likens his blocked list on Twitter as a trophy piece.

https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/592815509747462145
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>>78685625

....and cue "Canuckelstan Health Care will make me a beautiful girl" pic.
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>>78685552
It's my dream to become QC Jesus.
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>>78686222
yesterdays comic said he has "surgery" this friday...
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>>78686222
The best part is he had to come back to the States because he isn't a Canadian Citizen.

I hope he didn't know that he didn't get automatic coverage, that would have been amazing
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How long has it been since Irish posted dem nudes? How long have I been here?
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>>78682204

I think that would highlight just how much of a nothingburger the plot is. Besides, if you want to watch that story on TV, you can watch literally any shitty harem anime, because that's essentially what this comic is.
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>>78680661

do you guys, like, ironically like this or something? Like early XKCD was good then it just became ONLY quirkiness and weird facts. Was this EVER good or was it always this hollow shell of a comic like in the OP?
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>>78684213

Is... there a version of this where the girl retains or increases her intelligence? I like the expansion/aging up/curviness aspect but not the "LOL dumb blonde" part
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>>78684699
Sometimes I just want to spend a few minutes out of my day criticizing and talking shit about trains and their conductors. It doesn't matter if it doesn't go anywhere or do anything because that's not the point. The point is for the train to sit there and a group of us get together and commiserate on the shittiness of the train and its conductor, spray some graffiti on the train to make it look better, and spitball better ways to conduct the train. So when 20 years have passed and the conductor finally blows his brains out we will shrug, say, "called it," and go home to continue doing everything else we've been doing this entire time. Fuck you, fuck Jeph, fuck the tranny, and:

>her

>>78686771
It's a subset of the fetish and harder to find, check out a bimbo thread on /d/ and ask there.
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>>78681368
/co/ is Jeph's Motivation Dude
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>>78680661
The tranny thing looks like a fucking chipmunk here.
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>>78680661
/co/ predicts the future yet again
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>>78682061
>Do we know why his wife left?
because he's a tranny trapped in a morbidly obese man's body
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>>78686735
>do you guys, like, ironically like this or something?
No.

>Was this EVER good
No.

>was it always this hollow shell of a comic like in the OP?
Yes.
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>>78680661

Claire is such an unappealing character, just because you're pumping hormones into your body like a moron doesn't mean you can impose your moodswings on everyone around you.

I've been a TA, it's decent money for some of the easiest work you'll ever do.

And that overbite... I mean what the fuck is going on with the art these days?
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>>78687029
>>78686771
>>78684213
>tfw I had an idea for a story about a man trying to use a bimbo potion on his girlfriend, but she turns into a smart amazon instead because the Chinese shopkeep he bought the potion from thought it'd be funny to profit from the creeplords who try to pull this shit...
>... but I'm too lazy to actually write/draw it
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>>78681331
Maybe I've been out of school too long, but what sort of TA has fucking Ear Plugs and a Septum piercing? I mean, she's doing grad school TA work, sure, on a college campus I presume, but have standards dropped so low in the past 5 years?

Seriously? Be a fucking professional and remove the metal from your face.
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>>78688783
>And that overbite... I mean what the fuck is going on with the art these days?
CH-CH-CH-CHIP AND DALE

RESCUE RANGERRRRRRRSSSSSS
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>>78688665

I bet that's WHY he did it, there's even the tumblr nose reference, he did it to spite you co.

You could have stopped it.
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>>78684683
>It's more akin to peering into the window of a nursing home.

And fapping vigorously.
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>>78686771
head over to /d or /aco.

Its rare, but sometimes "corruption/mindcontrol/tf" tends to have more instances of individual becoming "more". letting go of inhibitions, etc, while becoming smarter, stronger, better looking.
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>>78689350
Fucking this no one hires people with guages for any decent job.
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>>78683044
> Black mage
> Wielding white mage gloves and staff
> Casting a blue mage spell
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>>78680661
what the fuck is happening to her face

it keeps changing
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>>78685711
>ride the tiger
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>>78689047
I keep trying to motivate myself to write a short story about an absent minded bimbo professor, but writing good jokes and a plot I can be satisfied with is damn hard.

One day we'll succeed, one day.
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>>78691003
That's Vivi from IX you cunt.
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>>78691003
>>78691276
for reference.
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Vivi_Ornitier


http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Blk_Mag_(Final_Fantasy_IX)

>Stop: Oak Staff Target is frozen in time and is considered KO'd. EXP, Gil, and Items are not won. Has a 40% base accuracy, and improves with Spirit.
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>>78690713
You'd be surprised. The job market is more varied than you might think. It's not just suits and ties.
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>>78691736
Tell us what you consider a decent job, to give us more of an idea.
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>>78686385
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>>78691866
I've a feeling I'm walking into a trap and the result will be shitposts no matter what I say, but fine.

My best friend has a steady job as a sys admin, and she's got 2 inch ears among other things. I too think it's a bit extreme, but hey, if it works for her...
Personally I'm just glad I get to wear my cap at work.

I realize that, over the last couple years, 4chan has turned comically conservative, primarily as a reaction towards tumblr, but the thing is, the rest of the world hasn't. A lot of it depends on the individual. No matter what you look like, you need to convince your employer that you're indispensable. That's what matters in the end.
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>>78692384
It's not so much about being conservative as it is that choices you make regarding body modification do legitimately say things about you.
A sys admin isn't going to spend a lot of time face to face with people, and certainly won't be representing the company in a situation where the people they're talking to will see them, so looking like your friend does is fine, especially if she turns out to be a hard worker.
My uncle was the head of a hotel district's IT, and he basically got that high up because his boss knew next to nothing and was impressed whenever he solved the smallest problems. So, despite doing next to nothing, he kept up appearances to get to a great position. It got to the point where, when the specific hotel he worked in began liquidation, he was offered the chance to just live there for his salary and make sure nobody looted it while it was closed. That went on for about a year, giving him plenty of time to continue his career elsewhere and providing the cushiest job possible, all for looking valuable.
People that make life-changing decisions that mainly show insecurity obviously have to try a lot harder to look valuable.
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>>78687412
Then why hasn't he killed himself like we've been motivating him to do?
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Please don't ruin May, Momo, Marigold, Emily, and Hanners.
Please don't ruin May, Momo, Marigold, Emily, and Hanners.
Please don't ruin May, Momo, Marigold, Emily, and Hanners.
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>>78692874
>choices you make regarding body modification do legitimately say things about you.

Those things don't necessarily have to be true, though. Certain types of body modification carry a heavy stigma in our society, but that doesn't mean everybody who wears a septum ring is a broken, insecure person with daddy issues.
Of course, a potential employer won't give a crap about the individual reasoning behind your face metal, and people who go to great legths in order to radically change their appearance like that clearly do have to try harder to gain approval in a professional setting. I completely agree with you on that.

However, all I'm saying is simply that there are obviously decent jobs that are perfectly attainable even for someone who looks a bit freaky.

And now, if you don't mind, let's go back to talking about shitty comics. I think I'm gonna try my hand at drawing a QC/ChoAniki crossover.
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>>78693318
he already ruined Emily and Momo, anon
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>>78693369
>he already ruined Emily and Momo, anon
How?
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>>78693369
I'm always confused when people talk about how Jean Joubert ruined certain characters, because to me the entire thing has always been shit. Emily I get, what with her rant about people disrespecting her for acting like retard, but what about Momo? When was Momo supposedly good?
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>>78680661
Oh I can't stand fuggers (Formative-Pluggers). People should stop calling them gauges. Using a non-insulting name only encourages them.
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>>78693963
From what I've passively witnessed, a lot of people with stretched piercings already feel plenty insulted when others refer to their jewellery as 'gauges' since the word describes a unit of measurement or a measuring device, but not the jewellery itself.

I don't even give a shit about piercings, but I admit, as an engineer it makes me a tiny bit second-hand mad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuTvbeTDK_Y
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>>78682253
she's a big girl
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>>78694956

I feel guilty fapping to that and it's not even because of the penis.
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>>78680661
>nose ring
Kill it.
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I don't understand why a tranny would intentionally make herself less attractive.
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>>78681063
It looks like he's trying to play with line width, for better or worse.

>plugs
>nose ring
>thickening brow

All she needs now is a sideshave, some uneven scruff, and 25 pounds of flubber. We're halfway there.
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>>78693473

When she could shoot eels out of her cooch.
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>>78688691

Holy shit, not the JJ that made those awful Star Trek movies plagiarized fanart.
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>getting tricked into reading this sub-mediocre garbage webcomic for months because a guy got pegged by a tranny one time
why are we so gullible
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>>78697300
I've been following qc since 2003.
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>>78697419
Were you cursed by a witchdoctor, or are you the world's most retarded human?
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I just wanted to see the red hair get fucked

It happened

Why am I still reading
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>>78680661
Isn't he that tranny?
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>>78681998
They smell like literal rotting flesh
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Can we determine the minimum length of the time-skip by how long it would take to get those retarded gauges?
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>>78698211
how the fuck does his eyes work

i swear he will wake up one morning blind
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>>78683675
don't worry for Jeph, worry for his hand
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>>78680735
>MFW
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>>78682233
Martin fucked the tranny A YEAR AGO

people are still reading
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>>78698211
>Cutting off the tip of the nose

I'm afraid to ask, but can someone upstage this idiocy?
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>>78698258
They're eye tattoos.
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>>78689824

CLAIRE ORIGINS ISSUE 1

spoiler: what happened to the black chick?
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>>78698508
Yes
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>>78698258
I'm pretty sure it's contacts, and he has more problems than just going blind.
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>>78698527
if I ever went blind I'd honestly consider suicide
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>>78680661
>Claire so adorable
Why are people like you allowed to live?
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>>78698546
I was really talking about his lack of brain activity, but okay.
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>>78697963
to watch the slow descent into author self-insertion with each new shitty piercing.
it's a trainwreck recorded in super slo-mo.
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>>78698550
Because the injustice of civility is the price we pay for our modern morality.

It's wrong to execute a person who drowns their five children because they're insane. In a truly just world, we'd execute her despite that, but the world of rights is far superior than a just one without them.
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>>78698520
>what happened to the black chick?
Eh, she'll show up eventually. Maybe. Jeph has a habit of dropping characters for no real reason.
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>>78698678
Jeph is afraid of black characters, so he got rid of the only one he ever had.
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>>78698460

We're just waiting till some SJW triggers Jeph into stabbing himself.
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>>78698520
She quit college off-strip, it's mentioned in one strip that she's no longer an intern.
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>>78698723

He had several. Two from The Secret Bakery, Amir (the bandmate of Marten and Hanners), and the morgue chick.

All gone. Jeph is a fucking white supremacist.
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>>78698770
>He had several
None of those were black. They were all vaguely West Asian.

The fact that they all had the same skin color is moot.
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>>78680661
>little blue stud on claires neck in panel 3

looks like she has snake bites now
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>>78698901

I think that's just the wall.
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>>78698550

Because you still bust a nut when I slob on your knob.
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>>78698520
Is being "high as hell" required to watch Adventure Time?
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>>78698824

Staph Infection just hates dark people in general.
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>>78680661
since timeskip is confirmed maybe Faye will be pregnant with Bubbles' cyborg halfbreed baby
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE HAS PLUGS NOW TOO

JEPH IS CLAIRE CONFIRMED
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>>78689350

College is actually the only place this sort of affectation is tolerated. If you want to be like this, you have to be in college. Or in hip retail.
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>>78680661
How can we make him stab his hand again?
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>>78702473
we knew this a while ago, anon. see >>78688691
>>78688665
>>78682959
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>>78702559
these threads generally help
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>>78698258
cant'wakeup
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>>78698508

MTF transitioning.
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>>78680661
MTF? Check.
Earplugs? Check.
Nose Ring? Check.
Center of attention? Check.
Always treated in a sympathetic manner? Check.
In a stable loving relationship? Check.
Jeph isn't even trying to hide the fact that Claire is his standin for wish fulfillment.
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>>78698508
That fake picture of that guy getting a dog muzzle and ears sewn onto his face.
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>>78681164
>>78682297
>>78681270
>>78681368
Wait a second... what's the date supposed to be in the comic right now? Because in the decade+ that Jeph has been churning out this shitstain of a comic, only a few years have passed.

He started QC in 2003. Tumblr was launched in 2007, and took a few years to become widely noticed. In theory, the concept of "tumblr nose" has yet to even be fucking invented in-universe. Way to go, handstab...
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>>78693337
>ChoAniki
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So now that Handy Jay's is coming back, am I gonna have to start trawling this cesspit of a general for HJ's stuff again?
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>>78704415
it would seem to be Winter 2004 in the comic, so you're correct there, but the comic exists in some sort of alternate universe where AI exists, there has been a singularity, humans live in a sentient orbiting space station, and yet every human still has to work and Hacks can't decide if robots are machines, pets, equals, or all three
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>>78705168
>2004

is the the slowest moving comic ever?
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>>78680661
so she's Squirrel Girl now?
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>>78682233
Can someone make a webpage with links to every Hannelore appearance? She's the only thing I care about anymore.
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>>78705168
>if robots are machines, pets, equals, or all three
tools of the elite, like these do nothing white kid bourgeois with 20-something "problems"

either that, or they're the product of the stunted bored brain of a manlet known for puncturing his hands and face with various implements
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When Marten grabs her butt like in panel 3 do you think he plays with her tucked penis?
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I swear to fucking god that Jeph is the one who makes these fucking threads. Here on /co/, nobody fucking likes anything about QC, and the amount of lols/lulz/keks it gives is pretty small. We have "You and Me" and some assorted shoops, but that's about it.
There's no need to make a semi-permanent thread about this excrement, except for certain person being so desperate for a reaction he jumps right into the vipers' den.
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>>78706928
that's what he's trained for
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>>78696912
You really don't get it?
If they can blame the nose ring and shitty tats, they don't have to blame the fact that they're ugly nonpassing men.
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>>78705431
pretty much
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>>78705578
HOLY
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>>78693337

like 90% or more of piercings can be removed for job interviews and while at work with out even being noticeable.
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>>78702371
Do you think when we see Faye she'll be four months fatter?
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>>78709868

Skinny, long hair dyed blonde. Tits remain same size.
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>>78698211
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>>78709868
considering how bad he is at modeling
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>>78680661
Septum piercings are the opposite of adorable anoj
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>>78698460
I think people are now waiting to find out if the tranny is pre-op or post-op so we can all put to rest if the guy has a big ol' stretched asshole from nights of butt pounding.
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>not giving Sam a webcam so she can camwhore
Why live?
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>>78714324
>lets attract the twitch audience
>lets randomly reintroduce a character that hasnt been in the comic for over a year
>surprise marigold!! xD
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>>78681388
>Dale

He was a huge asshole for no reason, then a magic robot cured him and he fucks the nerd. Lame.
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>>78714324
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>>78707036
Fact.
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>>78707036
Eh, I do but not enough to make these threads.
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>>78714324
>He still hasn't fixed the date
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>>78695176
4u
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>>78714620

>Hey kid wanna /ll/?
>Not with you!
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>>78714324

>Martin, Claire, Sam, and Marigold all coincidentally end up walking on the same street at the same time

Does anyone else live in this fucking town of theirs?
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>>78715737
everyone else is part of someone else's comic
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>>78714324
Trick question. The best are pairs of LPrs. Like:
Chip and Ironicus.
Slowbeef and Diabetus.
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>>78707036

These threads are made by people on /co/. Your mistake is thinking that people only do things because they like them, and avoid doing them because they dislike them.

The people in this thread, myself included, enjoy hating QC. It gives me and everyone else a sense of superiority. Watching Jeph churn out shitty strip after shitty strip is funny. It's funny to rework them into better versions of themselves that make them. One of the sources of comedy is cruelty.

We are sad, nasty people.
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>>78681119
I just learned about Opeth this morning. It's not that bad.
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>>78716346
I, for one, feel superior to the lot who need to reinforce their feelings of superiority to Jacques.

Taking potshots at Hacques is like making fun of a retarded person, it's cruel and unnecessary.

Jeph can't help being incompetent, it's in his nature.

All you're doing with these threads is refusing to let QC die the death it deserves. QC isn't Jack or CAD; it's just submediocre garbage, not humorously terrible.

It deserves to wither on the vine, not be beaten to death by a bunch of insecure tumblrites.
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>>78716575

I think the comic will only wither on the vine once people stop funding his patreon. Our negative attention doesn't keep the comic afloat. I spend my idiot years reading the comic, I might as well get what pleasure I can out of it. I know it's not particularly bad, but I keep making fun of it. It's that one friend everyone in the group hates, but who is stuck in the group because of force of habit.
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>>78716660
You speak of your idiot years as if they've ended.
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>>78714324
>Lets Plays
It amazes me how shit this comic can truly get
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>>78716703
Kek
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>>78716703

Relative idiot years if it pleases you. I'm still not bright, yeah. But I also don't think this thread has any impact on the comic whatsoever, beyond making Hacquez put a few more bricks in the wall of his media garden. He's going to keep making it as long as it pays him a huge yearly salary, or maybe when that dwindles, when his supportive forums - reddit, QC forums, etc, dwindle. He has plenty of people just jerking him off.

We're really just doing here what you're doing to us. The activity is basically the same: enjoying superiority. I'm sure you hate these threads all the time and thank yourself you're not us. The only real difference is you're not involved in QC.
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The piercings look fucking stupid.
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>>78681119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVGvszaIr-w
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>>78716575
>feeling superior to a bunch of neckbeards
fawning over a shit comic with futa fetishes

Bar has been set pretty low don't you think?

>defending a literal retard

This comic desrves to die and then be revived in an endless cycle of pain and misery
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>>78715926
objective truth

also how does let's play even exist, considering the year it's supposed to be in-universe
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>>78716825
>defending a literal retard
>Implying I'm defending Hacques

QC is probably the worst kind of garbage that can exist. It's just kind of terrible in an unremarkable way.

Jacques never deserved the attention he got from his fans, and he sure as fuck doesn't deserve the attention he gets here.

He isn't B^Uckley or Diaz, he's just an incompetent, oafish moron who styles himself an artist. He fell assbackwards into E-Fame, and he deserves to be forgotten, not preserved as one of the Worst of All Time.
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>Nose-ring
>buck tooth
>oreo ears
Man, I'm glad i quit this a while ago
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>>78714620
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>>78716763

Yeah, his Patreon is at 7K (of his asking 10K goal after it got "readjusted" by Patreon from around 9K figures here and there), I don't think his shirt income is going gangbusters right now, his books don't sell too well, and there is no way his piddly amount of cock-sucking fans is giving him THAT much ad revenue.
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>>78716825
>fawning over a shit comic with futa fetishes

It's actually a shame that Hacques squandered an opportunity with the Marten/Claire relationship. Even sadder many transgender folks actually support this moron with his grandeur of the "perfect" relationship.
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>>78691050
it's called semen
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Why is the artist giving the tranny similar piercings to his own?
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>>78718066
Wish fulfillment.
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>>78681115
hahahahaha
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>>78714324
>lets plays
>in 2004
again, this shit would not have been a thing yet.

HACKS, yOURE NOT EVEN TRyING
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>you've got a serious case of tumblr-nose
BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES THEY'RE BECOMING SELF AWARE
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>>78715172
he's planning ahead
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>>78714324

Ok, who showed granddad Youtube?
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>>78718714
It's an alternate universe that has AnthroPCs and you find the idea of Let's Plays existing to be alien. Guess it takes all sorts.
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>>78718966

It's a cultural anachronism. It's like putting flappers in steampunk just 'cause you like the look. It's lazy writing that he could and would have handwaved with a single line of dialogue if he was aware.
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>>78719015
Whatever helps you sperg at night Anon.
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>>78718966
He's barely incremented time, and he knows that, but he clearly forgets that shit like LPs and Tumblr weren't yet in existence.

JJ is just being fucking lazy.
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>>78719130
either get to stabbing, or get the fuck out of the thread jeph
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>>78719147
Again, you guys are just making mountains out of molehills because it triggers your autism. Were you guys sperging out at Miura for introducing fire hoses?
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>>78714620
You've given us a wonderful thing.
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>>78716703
>>78716909
>>78717940
Question, why don't you just use a tripcode if you feel so inclined to make your presence known that you have to post the same smug anime girl images in every QC thread?
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>>78718714
Wait, the comic takes place in 2004? Really?
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>>78715926
yeah except Slowbeef and Diabetus have stagnated and become what they've mocked.
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>litearlly Tumblr: the comic
what the fuck is wrong with all of you people?
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>>78721703

Sliding timescale, same as every other story that takes place in the 'present', but doesn't move fast enough for people to age in real time.
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>>78714324

It really offends me that Marigold no longer has any kind of acne or acne scars, it presents an unrealistic body image promoted by the patriarchy.

It's my body, I have the right to have as much acne as I want.

Okay I was only sort of kidding when I started typing all that out. Now I challenge anyone to name a single reason why this wouldn't get traction on Tumblr, or why one issue of body image is more important than any other.
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>>78700934
yes. You'd know if you ever tried.
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>>78721599

>implying you can filter smug
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>>78721959
you're one of those people who compares slowbeef to dsp, aren't you
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>>78680661

.... is Jeph turning her into a version of himself?

Seriously, is this Jeph trying to tell us he wants to start transitioning to a woman?
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>>78722976
Teenagers with acne can probably look around at school and see that most of the other kids have some degree of acne. Fat kids won't necessarily have lots of other fat classmates. It all comes back to triggers.
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>>78723774
>mfw i used to think Martin was jeph's insert
>now i realise its the tranny

what a world
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>>78723774
It's why he moved to Canada he was just too stupid to realize he wouldn't get free health care right away
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>>78715926
Yahtzee and Gabe

>tfw Gabe pointed out recently that the series will end eventually
>>78721959
Pic related.
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>>78680661
>her
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>>78707909
Who drew this? tineye and google gives nothing.
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>>78721959
Bull. Ridley voice will NEVER get old.
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>>78727132
I dunno but we need moar of it
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>>78727225
I love this edit so much. Even the title has keks.

>>78707909
liquidmark drew it. He's a true hero.
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>>78729447

Not the only hero!
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>>78728641
To be fair, it'll never get old because they only bring it out every so often
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>>78729447
and you are mine
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>>78716346
>Watching Jeph churn out shitty strip after shitty strip is funny.
I bet you find frogposting funny as well.

>>78716660
>Our negative attention doesn't keep the comic afloat.

>>78716763
>But I also don't think this thread has any impact on the comic whatsoever, beyond making Hacquez put a few more bricks in the wall of his media garden.

Under the perverse logic of the Tumbler Twats, it does. Jeph is a "creator" being "victimized" by the "evil pissbaby channer dudebros". It's the same logic used by a certain YouTube
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>>78727225

First edit of that scene where Marten is the one with the rape-phalluses.
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>>78736325
Marten is merely a temporary vessel. A gateway of flesh to be passed through by Him who waits behind the walls.
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>that artstyle shift between 3116 and 3126
>Emily making bullimic jokes
>doras hair length

how much time in-universe has past for this shit to make sense!?
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>comic was oringaly about hipsters and indie music
>jeph gives up on indie music

https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/684776465175572480
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>>78736938
Stretching your ears like Claire did and growing out your hair from a pixie cut to what Dora has right now both take time. I'd say half a year at the very least, but a whole year seems more realistic.

Nevertheless, I'm fully expecting Jörg Jansson to be the greatest possible idiot about it, so it'll probably end up being more like one or two months tops.
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>>78691003
>Blue mage spell
>Stop is a monster spell
Anon what
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>>78721703
No. It's like Yotsuba&! - every page occurs in the year it was written, even if that doesn't make sense.
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>>78737450
>2015 may have been the year I gave up on “indie rock” entirely....
Bet you a cookie Jeph did it for SJW reasons

http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/710-the-unbearable-whiteness-of-indie/
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/music_box/2015/04/against_indie_new_albums_from_modest_mouse_sufjan_stevens_and_more_show.single.html
http://www.villagevoice.com/music/the-assumption-is-that-im-a-prop-on-being-a-woman-of-color-in-the-indie-music-scene-6625030
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>>78737971
Are you just stupid or are you purposely shitposting?

Of those 10 albums, one was a compilation and one was made anonymously. Of the remaining 8, all we made by men and 7/8 were white men.

I'd beat you to death with your own shoe, but I'm checking out Jeph's recommendations right now.
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>>78736938
Hasn't it been only a couple months or something in-universe since the start of the comic?
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>>78740613
best estimates, taking into account the two time skips, would put it at the end of 2004, when the comic started in early 2003. before this time skip to winter, it was around August 2004, so about a year and a half passed between comics 1-3125
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>>78680661
I'm getting IllWillPress vibes from this new-ish art style. I think it's the line thickness.
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>>78680661
it's a tranny, so you know mutilating itself is not a problem for it.
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>>78741210
whoa... foamy.
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>>78714324
It still says 20016
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>>78742393

He acknowledged it after the first time, now I think he's just being silly.
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>>78740613
Something like three to four years I think.
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>>78743399
It's barely been one.
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>>78742393
the man making 10k a month can't be fucked to have quality control
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I see Jeph is still slowly turning Claire into himself or vice versa how long until you think he announces his hormone therapy?
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>>78715926
The best friends are getting an office soon
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>>78705158
That's the exact reason why I opened this thread.

I'm excited to see Handy Jay's is making a come back.
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>>78705158
>>78744657
HJ's is coming back? I'm hyped.
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>>78744688
Yup. There's like, five new pictures by the new artist.
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>>78744782
yum
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>>78744782
I'm still getting ready to get a few projects going this year including handy Jay's. Right now I'm dealing with some stuff (as well as helping out with the badges for an upcoming convention). Once I get that out of the way, I can start whipping out pages.

>>78729447
Thanks! I'm honored. I love your work as well.
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>Patreon
>2004

Stop the world, I wanna get off.
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>>78680661
I had no idea there was a QC thread. Gonna come to /co/ more often now.

I got the name Claire Augustus on League of Legends.
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>>78745780
Are there like 5 teeth for all of this shitty comic?
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>>78745834
how big is your dick?
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>>78745780
WTF is this horse bullshit?
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>>78745780
>Copyright...2467

Now he's just fucking around.
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>>78745834
If you're a fan, prepare to suddenly not enjoy this revelation.
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>>78745834
>I had no idea there was a QC thread. Gonna come to /co/ more often now.
We only do it to laugh at Jeph's bullshit. It's a bad habit and we should stop doing them altogether,

Mods, please nuke this cancer.
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>>78745780
>>78745900
Odd, 2467 also has this character in it.
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2467
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>>78745752
I'm gonna enjoy this.

I have hype.
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>>78745780
>do you have a patreon yet?
>you could earn 10k a month!
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>>78686771
Fairchild from Gen13.
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>>78705158
Naw, once Liquidmark and RF win an Eisner and Image turns it into the most popular monthly since OG Spider-Man, Handy Jay's will get its general. Then its own board.
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>>78745780
>Tumblr
>LPs (not the vinyl kind, /mu/fags)
>Patreon

it's like he found a way to set the bar even lower by not even abiding by his own timeline...
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>>78680661
God, I can't wait for the day of the rope.
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>>78745914
>>78745948
Oh.
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>>78746048

Pre DC-Comics.
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>>78745834
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>>78745752
Morgan looks great. Can't wait to see more when you have the time. God bless you for reviving the project.
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>>78745780
>do you have a patreon

What the fuck? That shouldn't even be a remote thought for someone just starting up. What an utterly vapid line to put in.
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>>78745780

>Jeph's actually gong to spend the entire week on the street focusing on a a minor character's plot point he'll forget in three days

Fuck you Jeph
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>>78749064

Asexual hack artist probably is trying to subtlety get more money since his SJW blood money took a nosedive.
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>>78749950
If he was smart, he would have been stockpiling his cash all this time.
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>>78750350
>If he was smart
Well there's the problem with your plan.
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>>78751935

He's not Jewish?
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>>78753622
Too gay to be jewish
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>>78746383
more foreshadowing martens homoness
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>no redheaded tranny dandere librarian qt with masochist tendencies and my hands on evil genius science tech to mod her into a shemale cbt/milking lovepet who I then sell her nuhalf milk on the internet to strange japanese people to make bank while getting my dick wet
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>>78680661
So Claire is slowly turning into the >>>/co/ parody version.
Is JJ such a hack that he can't come up with something original?
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>>78757342
No, it was his plan all along, make her the tumblr darling by revealing she's a transgirl and then slowly morphing her into a tattooed, body modding liberated young professional, like he tried to do with Tai.
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Why do people bother reading this crap when John Allison's Giant Days has done more in ten issues than QC has managed in ten years?
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>>78759144
Why do you bother shitposting on a board where no one cares about your garbage recommendation?
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This should just be a HJ thread. QC is done.
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>>78762377
Last time we tried a HJ thread it just devolved into a bunch of people being wrong and saying Karen was best girl when it's objectively stated truth that Alex is best girl.
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>>78762727
>Alex
>Girl

Pick one
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>>78762749
Why should he have to? Alex didn't.

Also fuck you buddy, Karen best girl. Married slut > Trap slut.
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>>78762727
Still better than falling for Jimbles' bait in here
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>>78762727
I'd read it if they dropped that tranny bullshit.
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>>78764671
But that's the best part
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>>78764919
You mean the worst
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>>78764671
Trap, not tranny. And Alex ain't gonna be getting any hideous piercings any time soon, so he's already a leagues ahead of Claire.
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>>78765267
Yeah, Alex is a boy who likes dressing up and acting like a girl. It's how he gets his kicks.

What I want to know is how he manages to keep his face smooth, in fact, I want to know how traps in general keep their facial hair from giving them away.

You'd think 5 o' clock shadow would still be a thing for them.

Instead of taking smoke breaks, Alex had to take shaving breaks.
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>>78765688
Maybe Lucy helps wax him daily.
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>>78691866

My friend has the gauges and septum, whole punk look. And she is Lab Tech for a big pharma company, if that counts?
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>>78766773
>lab tech

let me know when managers and executives start walking around with that shit and maybe I'll be impressed. until then its just losers like lab techs and programmers locked away from the face the company shows where that kind of degeneracy is (barely) tolerated. good luck ever getting a promotion looking like this>>78688665
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>>78745780

>comic slowly changes focus to the life of a person famous on the internet, their friends and family slipping away as their patreonbux increase
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>>78766398
Waxing your face must really hurt like hell.
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>>78767226
Think Lucy would care?
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>>78745780
>I am a giant nerd
>Copyright 2003-2467
>www.questionablecontent.horse

This shit isn't funny. Jeph here also owns the domain dord.horse, so between that and this new joke domain there's around 60 bucks a year he's wasting on stupid bullshit.

The site also still isn't HTTPS, though to be fair web comic "artists" are usually retards incapable of configuring Apache2 or Wordpress properly.

Shit's Cloudflare at least, if it weren't for that service covering his ass then Questionable Content would've been meme'd in hours.

I could spend time also talking about how the comic is shit, but I have everyone else to do it for me.
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>>78767536
I think she'd take great care in helping Alex look like a girl if he asked for her to help.

She'd do it in a very teasing way with borderline sadistic delight if wax were being used.
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>>78766398
She probably helps him wax... other areas, but I don't know about his face.
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>>78757342
no, he's slowly turning her into himself

>her
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>>78765688
This works like a charm. My uncle has been using stuff like this since the 70's and his face gets as smooth as a baby's bottom every time. No razor bumps or anything.
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>>78766862
>no one hires people with gauges
>yes they do
>not for any decent job
>yes they do. Here's examples
>yeah, but they'll never be execs

Whether you're impressed or not is utterly irrelevant. The point is that people like that can indeed get decent and well-paying jobs, but go on, keep moving those goalposts, son.

>but they'll never be president!
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>>78764671
Alex is a trap. Bisexual, yes, but distinctly not homosexual or transsexual.

He gets turned on by jerking off men, then channels all of that into fucking Lucy.
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>>78766773
Who's she blowing at work?
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can someone tell me if the redhead has a dick or not
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>>78770624
>Formulated exclusively for black men

That's racis
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>>78745872
They all share three sets of dentures. They have to rotate who wears them between panels, like witches sharing an eye.
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when did she develop that monster over-bite?
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>>78753622
His name is *Jeph* Jacques, not Jew Jacques. He's like ethnically Canadian or some shit, his mind's oot the eh.
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>>78775155
Jimbles. It was always Jimbles.
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>>78760687
>implying John Allison's garbage

Jolly good laugh old chap, he's pretty good and even at his very worst he's mediocre, his characters and drawing have ten times the life and individuality JJ's will ever have
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>>78779486
That bulge is an international celebrity.
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Does that fuckboi look like Marten to anyone else?
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>>78779963
its feminized Marten crossed with nightcrawler knockoff from Alice Grove
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>>78779963
Freud would have a field day with this.
At least his ex can sleep soundly knowing it wasn't her*.

*she didn't grow a penis for him
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>>78715926
chewie and fuckface
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>>78779963
>Does that fuckboi look like Marten to anyone else?
Dont they all look like Martin?
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>>78779963
you're all gonna dump on Jeph and say this is him "projecting" or whatever, but this is the first time in a long time I've genuinely found one of his comics funny. Just like the rest of you I was super annoyed with him about to throw a vague premise about Lets Plays into the comic for extra internet references, but I really thought Marigold's goofy porn game was funny
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>>78779963
>jeph
>profiles
>10k down to 7
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>>78782576
oh hey jeph hows the ear surgery going?
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>>78711787
Headcanon accepted
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>>78782576

I liked this one better for pervy Marigold.
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>>78784105
Where's the "it's either chicks with dicks or no chicks at all! I'm in hell" version?
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I h8 this comic. everytime you faggots post it it contains no good art or any good writing.
also you fucks made me to fap to that ginger tranny again, so thanks i quess
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>>78680661
Everytime I see Claire I can't help but picture the bug queen thing from the old DBZ cartoons.
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>>78774482
Well it's basically nair for your face. I think that the part about it being for black men's hair is due to black people having such corse hair that most other products don't work very well. It's pretty strong stuff tho and it will remove the hell out of facial hair. It also feels like it tightens your skin.
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>>78766862
>cube work is the only thing I know

You can do better anon.
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>>78779963
if the genders were reversed this would be sexist
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>>78784379
here's half of it
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>>78779963
Doesn't most fujoshit have the dudes either in an aggressive role or be gay?
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>>78782576

That's just your mind breaking, anon, QC is literally the comic equivalent of being raped until you like it.
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>>78792562
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Dumbing of age threads are funnier
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>>78779963
>minecraft
>comic takes place in 2050

DON'T THEY HAVE ANY NEW GAMES?
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>>78793067

Minecraft is still fucking massive and popular dude, it's kinda ridiculous.
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>>78777886
Everybody including Allison and Jim Jangus knows that Jip Jap's nothing but a low-rent John A. He just imitated the piss out of Allison to start with and then added a ton of pandering, I think Allison's still a bit bitter about that.
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>>78793233
Did you miss the part where the comic is in 2050 and this is 2016?
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>>78794161

Also should be noted that Allison is doing Bobbins on the side at Bobbins.horse, which is gonna be for a simple jokey joke strip that is set before erin was banished to the oblivion, and is gonna be a lead in to a "month of morwwa" in feburary.
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>>78795194

It's set in 2016, but there was a soft singularity event.

SORRY, did you not pay attention to jacques' deep lore in his "two people talk to each other while standing because Jacques can't draw people sitting down any more" comic?
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>>78793067
did you miss the part where the comic takes place in 2004?
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>>78784105
ahaha
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>>78792892
I didn't say I liked it, the comic as a whole is still stupid pandering bullshit with no plot, I literally just think that one panel is outrageously creepy and funny.
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>>78771227
Handy J's really needs more stories where teenage girls stop in
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>>78779963
This is the first QC comic I've liked since the tranny saga ended
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>>78792898
john allison draws top-tier waifu material
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>>78719147

in a world with comic relief droids....
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>>78791346
therefore, it still is, except privileges and shit of course.
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>>78782576
They ignored me. Behold, this, the flower of their ignorance.
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>>78782699
>f-fine...
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>>78809700
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>>78804667
There was that one thing about the Swedish volleyball team... And that married couple.
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>>78812423
yeah those were great. Have we had an /ss/ one yet?
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>>78700934

it helps
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>>78812509
No. We specifically said back when it first started up, there's a cosmic coincidence that stops anyone underage from setting foot near HJ's.
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>>78779963
God help me I actually found this one funny.
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>>78812674
There was one green text about a Griswold style family trying to get a table, with the parents quickly rushing back to the car and telling the kids to buckle up.
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>>78814480
Where can I find these?
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>>78814528
Check the links at the bottom of this page.

http://the-conservatory.wikia.com/wiki/Handy_Jay's

Pretty sure it's in the google doc, or one of the docs linked to within that one.
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QC is a poor man's Love and Rockets
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>>78814644
Thanks anon
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>>78779963
Jeph, Jeph, Jeph

You put the punchline at the END of the comic
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>>78814644
Yeah, all the greentext is in the gdoc. 90+pages of it.
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>>78814765
That's a QCism.

Jeph apparently thinks he's above standard jokes and feels the need to subvert them right at the end with something he feels is witty.

I mean, I hate to be a broken record, but the man is an oaf with minimal understanding of anything related to writing or drawing who has somehow been deluded into thinking himself witty.
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>>78698508
yes
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>>78816205
I don't think he believes he's above the standard joke set up. I just think he has no capacity for humor and doesn't recognize what is funny. Like if you had a friend that you had to explain the joke to after every punchline.

It's bad enough that his progress in this "story" is always set up to end on a pun or silly joke. But to make it so much worse he has to add in some inane side comment to completely undermine the joke. Take pic related for example. There is another panel where they just explain "DERR! Why didn't we think of that!?"
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>>78680758
>>78680814


>>Ford only took the role in TFA so he could finally kill the character like he always wanted to do since RotJ

Han was my hero you bitter old son of a bitch
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>>78681063
>What the fuck is he doing with those fat, ugly lines on Claire's head.

They're what's known as "Eyebrows"
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>>78686771

You're kinda missing the whole point of bimbofication.

Idiot
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>>78692294

How would GRS cause amnesia?
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>>78698211
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>>78698211

>>When I grow up, I want to be a Star Trek alien
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>>78714324

She's a child you sick fuck
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>>78714620
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>>78707036

Then hide the thread and movie on. No one's forcing you to come in here

Christ, is that so hard?
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>>78709868

I sure hope so
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>>78716575

Then go away.

There are many comics and characters I don't care for. But I don't go into threads dedicated to them and give people shit over it.

I genuinely don't get why you people feel the need to go into each of these threads and say the same rigmarole over and over about how we're in the wrong to discuss this comic. It isn't going to make us stop. No matter how many times you do it.

Why don't you just go to a thread about a subject you DO want to talk about. Or if there aren't any, start one.
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>>78680661

Dead eyes!
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>>78818280
If you think these threads were made to discuss QC, then you're retarded.

They're made to beat up on a fat, oafish retard who can't help but make a shitty comic.

Actually discussing QC would be, in itself, disgusting, and a disgusting which I could easily see /co/ as being capable of, but this isn't that.

This is a fucking eternal general devoted to shitting on this submediocre piece of wretch that needs be forgotten.

The Dobson and Diaz threads were bad, but even at their height, they were never 24/7.

This shit needs to be b&.
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>>78818392
*retch
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>>78716909

Okay. You clearly expect us to stop talking about a comic on a comic related board. So answer me this. Why should we have to change for you?

No, I'm serious. I am genuinely curious how you think you have any sort of authority to dictate to us what we can and cannot discuss here. Why should we do what you want us to?

/lit/ has a distinct rule about no Ayn Rand. But there is no rule in /co/ that says we are not allowed to discuss QC, Dumbing of Age, or any specific comic.

So here's the deal. Either convince the admins to ban QC discussions, or just go away, Because we aren't going to stop simply because you say so
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I kind of want to read this now because I want a transgender waifu.

What can I say, I really like cock and ass, but prefer the feminine figure.
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>>78817968
haha fuck i got it stuck in my head again, thanks asshole
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>>78745878

Paul Lynde out of nowhere
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>>78745948

Then either convince the admin to ban these generals or shut up and hide them
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>>78745878
now im even more turned on
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>>78698610
what is this from
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>>78680661
>her
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>>78817093
Why Ford really took the role again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrRGTEwNS2M
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>>78818392

Then why are you subjecting yourself to them?

I don't like bee stings on my dick. I don't go thrusting it into beehives expecting it to make them stop. That's what you're doing. That's exactly what you're doing. You're subjecting yourself to what you claim to hate and expecting us to abide by your demands
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>>78818392
>This shit needs to be b&.

Then go convince the admin to ban it.

We aren't going to stop because you tell us to
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>>78819026
>>78819050
Because if it has to exist, then it will exist on my terms.

If I need to be the spur which goads this horse into action, then so be it.
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>>78819336

It's really not your place to decide this. Get the fuck over yourself
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>>78819336
Good luck with that friend.
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>>78779963
>He will never make a series of strips about the two of them playing a game of spanking Marten catboys

Fucking dropped.

But then again, if people push the issue, the dude might just give in and do it.
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>>78824337
Yeah, the guy blocks people on twitter after neutral comments. I don't think anyone could get through to him at this point.
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>>78827339
yeah hes definitely a bitch, really supports the "jeph wants to be a tranny" theory
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>>78680739

plus he is drawn to look like the classic tumblr special snowflake tranny. glasses, earplug, nosepiece, red hair.
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>>78681087

not really its more of a lighthearted jab at them, they react to that the same way /pol/ reacts to being called racist
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