Threadly reminder that /ss/ has a negative chance of happening, that is, it is certain that steven will begin to like pearl (worst gem) less and less over the course of the show.
Are Gems bodies(not the gems itself) immune to bullets?
Yeah I know Garnet was stabbed with holopearls sword, and was force to regenerate.
But holopearl also cut a tree in half with a balloon so I don't think that counts.
>cuck tier shit
What the fuck are you talking about?
>Oh yeah you like that white boi big strong black man (garnet) is dominating your white woman the white seed is gonna go extinct to the superior black seed
That's basically all I see when I see Pearlnet
I'm hoping for Lapis to help Steven out after he finds her in the same prison the gems are in. It'd honestly be the perfect place for them to team up, since I doubt a gem prison would contain very much water.
What is the best SU OST, and why is it Desert Glass?
>"Peedee is like a son to me."
>"But if he were an adult I'd have sex with him."
>implying there's anything wrong with being attracted to your son
/ss/neeple just keep coming
Its kind of obvious it was a test. In the teacups episode Garnet says to Steven.
"Steven this is gonna be your first serious mission"
Thought it was kind of obvious that some of the earlier missions were tests.
Daily reminder that Steven Universe is already on his way to cancellation because CN doesn't like shows without ungodly amounts of merchandising.
>if I ignore it, everything will get better!
You know why there should be only threads on Thursdays? Because when you have nothing new to talk about, talk stagnates terribly.
And this isn't even just for SU. It's for every show with a general here.
>Because when you have nothing new to talk about, talk stagnates terribly.
This is actually a fair point I must admit. I kind of agree, but I'm still torn. As I don't really want to have to wait until Thursdays to discuss this show.
But I don't know how to drunk.
>can't sleep, decide to get a midnight cookie cat
>didn't wake up to Pearl's vapid stare or Lion's suffocating bullshit so that's good
>head to the kitchen
>Pearl is sitting by the counter face down with a bottle of wine in one hand and a broken glass in the other
>tiptoe around to the fridge
>say hi then try to get your shit and go
>"wudderyoudoinupsholate" she slurs out with a sharp hiccup
>had to get my cookie cat on mama you know how it is
>can smell the alcohol on her breath over here holy shit
>'i kin giddit forhyoooo"
>stumbles over with the bottle in her hand getting wine all over the fucking floor and carpet
>pearl really it's k pls no
>tugs the freezer door off
>pulls the box out and thrusts it in your arms
>Pearl you're drunk
>'shtevun you look sho hanzum cmere ngive auntie pearl a hug'
Part 2 after a quick sippy
If they do add a Obsidian character I wonder what she'd be like. Hopeful it won't end up being a edgy fanfiction tier character.
Time for more crossover writefaggy shit.
Again, like I've said before, they're are two reasons why I might not do yours, but now I have a third one. They are;
>I might have just simply missed your request, and you might have to show me it again when I'm finished with the first one.
>I am not familiar with that series, so I don't want it do look like shit. (Well, more shit that it would already be regardless.)
>Because I don't have cable, I might now want to do your request because I need to catch up on that particular series. But older showslike Chowder and MLaaTR, or some Vidya Games like Kirby or Sonic, I could do.
With that shit in mind. Give me Requsts! I MIGHT do them and I MIGHT finish them. (But I doubt I'll finish them.)
No, that's terribly wrong. Have you been watching Gumball this season? Probably not.
S3 has been introducing new, permanent changes like getting Penny out of her shell. Obviously Gumball doesn't have the continuity of SU, but it has more than you think, and it's moving in a more structured direction.
That +pic related (replace rifle with akimbo pistols)
what do we get? donte
im not a fan of crossover feels like like a clusterfuck.
X meets Y clash then say goodbye. boooring.
Dandy works cuz its a bit more open. We did see being from the 5th dimension and shit. light hearted adventure stuff works.
keshi pearls are cultivated pearls that possess no nucleus material, and are made entirely of nacre. There are a large amount of reasons why keshi pearls form, and there is also constant debate on what constitutes a keshi pearl. Nevertheless, keshi pearls, as they are pure nacre, have an attractive shine, and are frequently worn on necklaces and earrings despite their often unique shaping
I'm not an /ss/fag and even I'm getting excited.
>Finally caught up
>Alexandrite is a huge letdown
>Basically just a recolor of Sugilite
So what's your favorite fanon design of Alexandrite, /co/?
>Pearl takes a deep breath through that fucking beak of hers and drapes herself over you
>'mmm you're sho hanzum shteven'
>pushes her face into your cheek
>super strength nearly crushes you when she squeezes you in those deceptively thin arms
>come on Pearl you need to lie down
>'only wif hyoo' she says with a drunk laugh
>drag her to the couch and lay her on her back
>keeps trying to pull you up
>pull away from her and lose your top in the process
>she prods your belly and giggles every time you wince at just how sharp and cold her finger is
>'you know shteebun yer a gud boy'
>'no really shteebun I mean it'
>'Rose'd be sho proud ub hyoo'
eyes start welling up
>'Rosh'd... be sho proud uh you shteebun'
>'no shteebun you don't she was good she was real good'
>'was real good shteebun n'yer real good too'
>'i tried sho hard ta be like her shteebun'
>feel like shit and take the bottle away
>she'd be proud of you too Pearl
>I'm proud of you
>'tank hyoo shteebun' she chokes out
>'I know i can be hard on hyoo shometimes but it'sh cush i lub hyoo shteeb'
>'i lub you'
>put your arms around her getting her tears and whatever that shit coming out of her nose is all over your glorious curly mane but w/e
>I love you too Pearl
>feel some horrible warmth hit the back of your neck and slide down your back
>'stheebun i madesh a mesh heehee'
>it's k Pearl just get some sleep
>'okay i lub hyoo shteebun don'choo ebur furgiddat'
So, how was it?
nothing wrong with humanoid since all the gems are humanoid but a lot of them miss 'gem pattern' we seen in the show, many just opt out by putting a star here and there or going by what the crystal gem wear, which doesn't work so well.
Rebecca said in a Q and A that Steven was the first male gem, so it's not even a possibility. I do like the idea of a war scythe and a small rainbow hint in the shine, but still retarded and the rainbow needs to be more subtle.
Ok then. Let's go!
>And some woman named Faust!
>These are the creators of two awesome cartoon shows. (Plus a really good VA.)
>But Cartoon Network accidentally added WriteFag from 4chan into the concoction;
>Thus, the PPG Steven Universe Crossover was born!
>With the Power Puff Grills known as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup,
>And now with the help of The Crystal Gems know as Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst,
>Steven: And me, Steven!
>They can help each other fight off crime,
>And the forces of evil!
(Continued so I can have a more room next post.)
What the fuck are you even on about? Steven has never said over half of those words but you choose to get upset over that one specifically? It's a lighthearted story made for fun, don't take it so seriously.
>Arguing over something this fucking stupid.
Guys guys, WHO, THE HELL, CARES?!
If Steven said mama to Pearl, why the hell should that make such a fucking big deal?
It's just a fucking story.
Stop being this fucking butt-hurt, will ya?
All good things come to an end. I mean look at the Simpsons.
With the way they treat Steven, I think they understand that Rose loved someone so much that she would give up her physical form in order to have a son with someone. That's a really powerful bond, and I'm sure that the gems, while sad about her leaving, were more than happy to look after her son because she represents the thing she stood for the most. Love.
Nah. They love Steven too much. They must have been bitter at first though.
Also Steven doesn't go to school right? Did pearl teach him everything from reading to basic math?
I wonder what Stevens first word was.
>Redwood in a shit general
Worst possible GET
>browsing the general
>worse than usual
First off, I'm a /ss/nerson killer, so don't think I approve of any of that shit.
Second, that's not an excuse, you people really need to just let things fucking go.
You people are acting like god damn CWC.
>commenting on sexts
>receive my first trips
Damn guys, we're going straight to the bottom of the barrel full retard here
Too Many Gets.
Too Many Gets.
most are too big to post, so provided link
Pic related is steven the swordfighter
Cheeseburger backpack - http://s3.postimg.org/cdqsz9kz5/Burger1.png
Serious Steven - http://s4.postimg.org/46vgzotej/Serious_Steven.png
Giant Woman - http://s16.postimg.org/ewv9k6b5f/Giant.png
Lion 2: The movie - http://s14.postimg.org/nz5qcilhc/liontwo.jpg
I notice the cheeseburger stair thingy looks similar to like Babylon/Assyrian art.
How is it possible that these threads were better during the hiatus than it is now?
'dada' I certainly hope, he probably spent a fair amount of time with Greg in his infant years.
In terms of education im sure pearl stockpiled books on basic english and math, hell for all we know Steven is fluent in several different languages because pearl wasn't quite sure which would be necessary in the long run.
Why did you abandon us
This place is filthy with perverts and autism and you did nothing
>hell for all we know Steven is fluent in several different languages
But Stevens retarded. Even if Pearl bothered to try and teach him all those languages I doubt he'd even be able to learn them.
This is from Babylon.
I guess the water spire itself was inspired by the Babylon tower.
I just want you to know that if I ever ran into you in NYC I'd punch you in the face.
This is inexcusable.
kid ain't stupid, just sheltered and far more cheerful than one would expect. Would be a riot for steven to visit connie's family and just start talking to one of them in perfectly fluent indian.
Connie would just stare at him in a mix of confusion, shock
and incredible arousal
heres the less than 4 mb pic.
it should be in the cheeseburger backpack link.
Fuck off, and don't come back.
I don't want to forgot the image of who you once were mootykins. I still fap to it to make sure I don't. :3c
>Would be a riot for steven to visit connie's family and just start talking to one of them in perfectly fluent indian.
I don't know man. It would be interesting I agree, but I'd feel that it was a bit forced.
Is connie mixed? Cus her dad looks chinese.
>You tell me I don't kill /ss/nersons
>Give proof that I do.
>All the while tons of actual shitposters are on the thread.
>I'm being called the shit poster.
mootykins please don't leave us, even if you're a faggot we still love you
PS get back on /a/ we have a million tribute threads to you
Damn it moot, you are a fag, but you're OUR fag... ;_;
Inb4 moot post gets 1000 replies.
Thank you for everything, moot. I probably called you a faggot at least once, but you did a good job. I just hope that the site won't change too much now that you're no longer the one in charge.
Shitposters arrive to butch about how much they hate these threads. Those how lack the ability to ignore them ignite flame wars. It becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.
Our only hope is to encourage discussion and try to keep the thread on topic
mods please ban this faggot
Come back someday and tell us what it's like off the ride.
I'm just gonna go to /v/, this shit's just gonna get worse from here.
Good bye you god damm fagoot, we'll miss ya.
Thanks for giving us years of some place to autistically shitpost, moot. Hope the next chapter of your life is a happy one, faggot.
PLEASE STAY, WE ALL LOVED YOU DEEP DOWN IN OUR HEARTS
Love you faggot, thanks for all your years of service.
I don't know if I love or hate you, but this website has changed my life.
Good luck, man, maybe someday you can return to us and tell us the stories of how things are out there.
You have your reasons to get out of the ride, but I can guess these have something to do with GG and all this ideological war all over the Internet between /pol/ and "sjw" or maybe just because you are simply tired.
How about we come up with some ideas for episodes? I'm interested in what some of you might come up with
IN A SU THREAD OF ALL PLACES
i wuv your tumblr btw
you're the greatest faggot, you did a neat job
see you tomorrow, you glorious faggot
>come here to discuss cartoons
>some shitty faggots gets a get
>then this annoying tripfag returns from his sitewide drama and starts causing trouble as well
I just want to talk about cartoons, why did you have to do this?
What the fuck are you doing here?
Also take this last chance to fix this place
But mostly what the fuck are you doing here
*picture of moot jerking off onto his chest w/ hat on*
He wants to see the flames burn bright one last time.
great so can Space Ghost be the new president of 4chan now?
I understand now. He did it. >>68888090 said "There is no way short of mod intervention to stop these threads" and moot did it. He intervened. He's given us our break. Thank you moot, thank you $
ROLLCALL. ALL BOARDS REPORT FOR DUTY
/v/ here. Moot we didn't mean to drive you away, GamerGate was just a mistake. PLEASE COME BACK BABY!
>L-look at me, everyone! I-I'm back!
>N-now please shower me with praise!
Literally the best football club
Hey another /v/irgin! Today is a sad day.
/rsg/ here, cementing our faggotry.
We'll miss you, moot.
ENJOY NEVER GETTING A REAL JOB
ENJOY BEING A BETACUCK
ENJOY COMING BACK HERE IN 4 YEARS TO HAVE NOBODY EVEN REMEMBER WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE
>BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE >BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE >BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE >BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE >BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE >BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE >BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE >BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE >BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE >BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE >BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE >BEING YOUR OWN PROBLEM >MY SIDES >I CAN'T BREATHE
>a goth girl
>with ink powers
>and a scythe
It's a very fine line between the two fanbases, man.
>Stevonnie has a dick and a vagina: /d/
>Stevonnie has a dick and that's it: tumblr
>Stevonnie has a Barbie/Ken doll crotch: Also /d/
thank you for posting this. Thread derailment worth it.
>posting his final post in a thread about a western animated show with blatant animes influences
>for the sole purpose of spiting /a/
Godspeed, you glorious bastard.
WE CAN FIX THIS
It'll all be over soon.
Can we actually make a new thread just to get away from all of this? The good thing is that thanks to the increase in posts we'll be at the bump limit within under an hour anyway.
Moot senpai ;_;
We'll miss you and thanks for your years of service
We all love you moot. Don't let us get taken over by the SJWs
ah well, it woulda been funny
later m00t, get a real fuckin career and stay off 4chan buddy
i came from /k/.
Cheeki breeki /co/omrade