Storymode- Spiderverse and team up

Finally... I have been waiting all morning for this

>>66985249
did somebody fuck the digital encoding? That looks fucking terrible. It looks worse than Scanbros storytime.

>>66985249
Did op ded?

Come on story time must go on. At work i need this!

Thank you based OP

Lot of questions about this already, like how three pages were skipped.

If he has Team-up though that's important

>>66985202
You missed a few pages OP.

>>66985202
OP lied to us

Fuck I'm high, nvm I'm going to bed

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Not OP but lets go

>>66986216
You're the hero we don't deserve. Read it with scanbro, but thanks for storytiming again, hope discussion will be better than the first time.

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>>66986266

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>>66986290

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>>66986322

Is there anything I should be reading before reading this?

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>>66986347

>>66986359
Edge Of Spider-Verse and some ASM and a 2099 tie-in

Here
http://www.howtolovecomics.com/2014/08/06/spiderman-spider-verse-reading-order-checklist/

>>66986359
ASM 1-700

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>>66986359
The 5 issues of Edge of Spider-verse, a few of the last Amazing-spider-man and Superior Spider-man #33

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>>66986444

>>66986347
I would buttfuck him in the pussy

>>66986444
>>66986430
thanks

and thanks for posting this OP

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>>66986473

>>66986347
Say whatcha want about Silk but this all spider-pheromones stuff turns me on. I love it.

>>66986347

Slott disturbs me when he points out Peter's ass specifically. What are his thoughts at the time he is writing this? Why is he thinking of Parker ass?

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>>66986526
>>66986525
Not Op but yeah

>>66986561
Why aren't you thinking of Parker ass?

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>>66986581
>>66986561
I thought it was kinda funny

>>66986587

Now I am.

> dammit Slott and your Peter anal fixation.

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>>66986629

>>66986473
So what's Peter's relation with Miguel, how does he know him?

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>>66986667

>>66986684
Time travel shit.

>>66986667
Kaine! NO!

>>66986667
i hate how untouchable these guys are
its like, more infuriating than normal

>>66986708
But did he know Miguel was in the present? I didn't catch the 2099 run, nor the first issues of the current 2099 run.

OP this thread is sort of quiet besides your storytiming, but I'm here and I appreciate this so much

>>66986727
This. I just want to see these assholes dying horribly, above anything else.

>>66986698

nice way to leave people who haven't already seen this yet in suspense op

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>>66986698
>>66986684
I don't have enough knowledge about when they met but they have crossed over once or twice. Now Spider 2099 is stuck in the current time because he went back to stop a certain event from happening because he was disappearing in his own time.

Ok, I haven't been following Spider-verse very closely, but where the heck is Spock? I know that he's been leading the charge for the spiders to some extent, but now the spiders are also recruiting normal Peter? What gives, time travel shenanigans?

>>66986765
Spock has been recruting on his own, other Spdiers don't know about him yet.

>>66986765
Spock has a different group of spiders that he's fighting with. There's essentially two groups of Spider-Men plotting to stop Morlun.

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>>66986762
Once again I'm not OP but thanks anyway. OP didn't post anything besides the starting reply

>>66986732
Yeah, he knew Miguel was in the present. He showed up at the end of Superior.

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>>66986765
>>66986811
I wonder when they will cross over. Will be weird if Spock actually meets 616 Peter.

>>66986811
Can you do team up as well kind anon :)

>>66986698
> the guy who never stops eating
> stops eating because someone yelled

Come on
Also I'm guessing the father changed the family to become totem hunters, and since Daemos was the guinea pig his metabolism is screwed up

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>>66986854
>>66986716
Not even Slott would dare to kill of Kaine now.

>>66986854
One of the solicits mention the two teams facing off I think

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>>66986894

>>66986561
Oh fuck off, I've only been on /co/ for a year, and even I know he's got one of the best butts in comics.

>>66986927
NOPE!
1610, not 610!
Dammit, Slott!

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>>66986927

>>66986927
> how many people will think this is meant to be 1610 when it's only Vaerna going for a snack close by 616

>>66986927
>Earth-610
Is this a typo?

>>66986927
if only Slott killed off Miles and Jessica

>>66986732
Didn't they meet in the Superior Spider-man run? Around issue 17?

>>66986854
I saings it for weeks ago. Spock will be unmaked at the end of this, by 616 Peter. They will fight him and he will start babling about how superior he is, them the fat guy of Orizon will activate hi time machine and suck spock back in time no issue #19.

That will be one of the reasons for Ott giving up of being superior, he knows that peter must return to save the multiverse.

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>>66986961

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>>66987009

>>66986968
Unless they're retconning it?

It's 1610, right? Ultimate designation is 1610? They're fucking everything up?

>>66987009
> tore off Doctor Connor's arm

Dammit Curt, throughout the multiverse the thing won't stay in its socket, why ever bother trying

>>66986266
Damn, that moon city looks cozy.

>>66987045
Yes, the Ultimate Universe has always been 1610

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>>66987033

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>>66985202
Is it just me, or is this whole story absolutely retarded? Considering the idea of endless universes and the fact that even as vanilla a spiderman as 616 put up a fight against Morlun, you'd think the first thing the spidermen would do if they had the power to gather spidermen from whatever universe is that they'd go get a spiderman who'd become a god or something. The obvious workaround for this would be for the Inheritors to be more secretive about what they do.

>>66986347
>>66986373
>yfw Pete knocks her up

>>66987045
see >>66986963

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>>66987079
>>66987049
Poor Connor.

>>66987104
so basically Cosmic Spider-Man, like what they did in this fucking issue.

>>66987104
B-But Batman does it!

>>66987079
>that 60s Cartoon Spider-Man
sheeeeit.

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>>66987109
Please god no. Kill her off already.

>>66987133

>>66986629
When did Mayday meet Peter?

>>66987104
I believe they using the great weaver to go to dimensions of Spiders they can kill.
But yeah. the super unbeatable Morlun Family it's pretty dumb.

>>66987146
*a spiderman whose powers aren't tied to their own dimension then lmao like with infinite universes there wouldn't be a fuckton of ultrastrong spidermen. I guess the simplistic way writers always do multiverse shit is lost on me.

>>66987033
I bet the guy in shadow is jjj
>>66987079
>Japan Mecha Spiderman
>60s Spidey
>Spiderman Rorschach
I want them to meet and kick the energy-vampires ass.

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>>66987182
>>66987180
My same reaction

>>66987182
>yfw their baby saves the day

>>66987133
Man, I liked it better when they bickered in Superior 32. That was Gage writing them right? Fuck, at least they cared, but Slott will only give us some lame completely dysfunctional shit >>66987182

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>>66987229

>>66987208
And as far as i can tell, since they're assumedly trans-multidimensional, there only exists one form of them each. There is (infinite universes means literally every possibility exists, even bacteria-spiderman) a spiderman decked out with anti-inheritor weaponry. And considering they seem to know which spidey's universe they're jumping into it's not like it's a crapshoot where they can't plan strategically which spideys to nab.

>>66987079
>Spider-Fist
>Spiderpool
>Spider Torch
>Uncle Spider
>Spiderine
>Spock
>Kraven the Spyder
>Two-Gun Spider
>Spider-Hulk
>Spider-Wolf
>Spidershach
>Spider-Grifter

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>>66987272

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>>66987311

Well, that sucked.

>>66987289
The multiverse is broken. Infinite isn't as infinite as it used to be.

>Mystical Spider-Totem shit

This has always been so fucking lame, why the fuck would you keep bringing it back?

>>66986373
>>66986444
>Thanks for setting me free. Now fuck off and let me play hero.

>>66987079
>60s Spider-man and Supaidahman have the biggest bubbles
Oh shit nigger

So uh... where the hell is Otto, anyway?

Recruiting someone else?

>>66987295

>still no Spider-Phoenix

WTF Slott.

>>66987183
Early on in her series she traveled back in time and met high school Peter.

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>>66987033
>>66987311
> Karn "I'm the only one who didn't like the hunt despite being chipper as fuck when we tried to take down the Weaver"

Man, look at Jennix face, that's an unhappy camper.

>>66987272
> Daemos dies first, knows this and doesn't care
> Brix and Bora will probably get thrown into some madness landscape where they won't be able to get out
> Jennix... probably mindkill/retardition?

Also r.i.p. classic Morlun.

Can someone story time team up now please

>>66986854
>>66986894
>that entire Mayday scene
god fucking dammit

>>66986737
If the cover for either the next issue of Spider-Man 2099 or the one afterwards is to be trusted, Daemos dies and gets dissected.

>>66987079
I wanna see more of that Spder-Pool.

>>66987229
I hope the Bride means the Bride of Nine Spiders, even though it's pretty unlikely.

>>66987418
this

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>dat gevoel wanneer jij niet te zien ben in Spider-Verse

Will the AVGN Spider-Man make an appearance?

>>66987461
Fuck off, you're not showing up.

>>66987450
Cindy Moon/Silk is the Bride, has already been stated.

Man, I remember when the Bride of Nine Spiders was promised to Ai Apaec if he helped out the Queen during Spider-Island. Shit was weird.

>>66987079
>Spider-Jotaro
>>66987104
Maybe they go stornger with every killed Spider?

This is fucking terrible.
I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprise, I never liked Dan Slott's writing, and the only reason I got interested in this Spider-Verse thing is seeying all the reactions here on /co of beloved characters getting butchered.
But this? God dammit this is so fucking dumb...

I love crazy comics, where cowboys and talking dinosaurs can have a team-up, but the idea of multidimensional victorian-steampunk totem-vampires hunting down spider-themed superheroes is so bafflingly retarded I can't just get into this freaking thing.
I'm sure there're writers out there that can sell me this concept, but Slott simply doesn't have what it takes to make it work.
And the Morlun's family is such a fucking cliché I doubt they spent more than five minutes puting it together... the cold bitch sister, the bratty teens, the snotty one, the big guy that only thinks about food, the token good guy waiting for redemption and the malevolent shadowy patriarch... are you kidding me? If it wasn't for all the murderers I would think that they were selling this to four year olds.

>>66987494
M-maar ik b-ben ook een spinneman...

>>66986927
>610
What the fuck is going on? could it be another miles... or just a typo

>>66987499
>being offered a sexy korean spider girl for helping the villain

That's a hell of a deal. I'd take it if I was Ai.

>>66987430
Not sure if we dislike it/like it for the same reasons anon, but it annoys me a bit less than the Mayday who came to Earth-X and brazenly said to Peter, "oh, YOU'RE not my father, your CLONE is."

I mean, I can understand where she's coming from. Her family just died, and all she has left is her baby brother, but still.

Also, Reilly-raised May a shit. No respect for her biological daddy.

>>66987541
Probably just an alternate universe. It's probably one where that whole shit with Peter and Norman coming back hasn't happened yet.

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>>66987353

Where's Team-Up?

>>66986811
>He cost us a good Spider-Man today
So is it safe to say that LSS and Spider-Banner were the best of bros?

That art alone was worth it.

>>66987507
>tfw no Spider-Kenshiro who whoops out the whole Family and shed manly tears for all the spiders gone.

>>66986629
Coipel draws her so damn cute.

>>66987079
Is that motherfucking Spider-Grifter?

>>66987619

It's the only reason I read through this crap. Still, seems like Coipel is either rushing to get these pages out or he's trying a sketchier style that I don't think suits him all that well.

Still one of the best draftsmen in the biz, tho'.

>>66987615
Assuming LSS Spidey is an alt Older Peter (not Happy Birthday last stand because he isn't earth 4, and not GH Spidey), he and Bullet Points would probalby talk science a lot, I think. The maturity of an older, wiser, and smart Peter with the young Banner that ended up taking on Peter's responsibility in another world.

>So when you see Osborn, rip off his balls.
>Don't date blondes.
>Don't anger the sentient ooze that wears you as much as you wear it
>And watch out for clones!
>Don't... don't let them die.

>>66987367
I guess i just don't appreciate that Slott is using shoddy writing as an excuse to hatefuck swathes of my favorite superhero like some dynasty warriors game

>>66987690
How many issues he's he suppoused to draw anyway? The last ongoing he did was X-Men and even then I'm pretty sure he dropped after three issues

>>66986629
Holy fuck, dat May.

My dick. My heart.

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>>66987517
I know how terrible the Inheritors are, but for some crazy reason I still like them. Someone take me behind the shed and shoot me.

On the other, posting more classic Morlun. The whole inter-dimensional travel is such a shitty thing, not to mention the family... you can add me as "reaction of beloved characters getting butchered".

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>>66987352

Fine I'll post team-up as well

So are we doing a Team Up storytime?

>>66987816
Whoop, ignore that.

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>>66987805

>>66987777
Huh. Always thought 616 Pete was 17 when he was bit, and 1610 was 15.

>>66987621
>he has eight scars on his chest forming Spider symbol.

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>>66987851

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>>66987883

>>66987615
It's sad how we came here to see Spiders interact and we end up making these interactions ourselves

>>66987777
>On the other, posting more classic Morlun.

Please stop, reminding us how sleek JMS' Morlun was aonly make this more painful.

That being said, Coipel's Morlun is fucking sweet.

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>>66987923

>>66987923
So are they like a Flock of Seagulls?

>>66987925
It's almost like Slott is a talentless hack.

>>66987937
I remember when you guys hated JMS's run

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>>66987967
>>66987976
Indeed he is.

>>66988000
They will always "hate" the current writer. Slott will be praised when he is gone.

>>66987937
I'll stop anyway because storytime.

Coipel's a rad artist, it's my first exposure to him, but it's so weird seeing Morlun so young-ish. He's the kind of character you perceive as adult and not as somebody's favourite kid, especially with his origin.

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>>66988016

>>66988000
I always loved it more than Slott's.
Then again, it was my introduction to comics, so.

>>66988000
I don't who these "you guys" are.
I read it when I was new to comics, and while Romita's was his penciller, I thought it was a blast. It got worse later on, but that's because editors started buttfucking it.

>>66987580
I have love-hate relationship with these pages. On the one hand it hits me in the heart to see Mayday like this. On the other I know Slott fucked up what was some of most interesting things about her to show how badass Morlun's fucktard brother is and it pisses me off.
I feel sad and I feel angry.

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>>66988068

>>66988029
Nice strawman, buddy.

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>>66988109

>>66988000
It's just /co/'s typical retroactive hate as a result of Sins Past. Every time a writer does one bad story, they were always shit.

>>66988000
I first read JMS when he was storytimed a few weeks ago and I really liked it. Ordered his volumne because that's the kind of comic I like to read.

Slott's stuff on the other hand... it's the kind of thing you avoid if you're not that axquainted with comics and have writing standards.

>>66988109
Gotta love that ham.

so how mad are youall gonna be when slott decapitates mini marvels spider-man?

>>66988182
Not nearly as mad as I'm going to be if he kills off Marvel Adventure Spider-Man. Given the kind of writer he is, you KNOW he'd do it, and have Chats corpse hanging in the corner.

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>>66988154

>>66988154
Don't any of these Spiders have a Spider Sense?

>>66988029
Yeah it'll be like when johns was on green lantern

Everyone hated it but when he left people missed him

>>66988221
Isn't Noir Vulture dead? Or is it similarly-looking one?

>>66988162
>>66988156
>>66988000
I liked JMS run, especially Morlun story. Overall these days I find more and more weak elements in JMS writing and he fell from my favorite writer pedestal long time ago. Looking back a lot of his stuff was weak but what was good was good.
Slott - don't really care, Verse is just pissing me off.

>>66988219
>implying Morlun and Daemos won't spitroast Chat's dead body into a bloody pulp

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>>66988173
One of the few good things about this is the interactions between the spiders. Especially when it's not Slott writing it because he can't do humor

>>66988221
.

>>66987079
Corto Spiderese?

>>66988058
I get where you're coming from.
I feel the same a bit, personally, nothing for me kills a villain threat level more than knowing that his dad is around giving him order, or that he's just "one of the childrens" not even the oldest.

>>66988265
So is Ben Reilly. And Gwen Stacy. What's your point?

Is the whole "multiverse" concept going over your head?

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>>66988289

>>66988273
Nah, the twins will get MA Spidey barerly alive and rape Chat to death in front of him before eating him.

>>66987079
>>66987295
>Spidershach

>Captain Stacy: (From outside Mysterio's apartment) SPIDERMAN! THIS IS THE NYPD, WE KNOW YOUR IN THERE!

>Spider-Man: No! No!

>Captain Stacy:If there's anybody in there with you, send 'em out unharmed.

Spider-Man: No! No, no, no, no!

Captain Stacy: Come out and make this a nice, clean surrender.

Spider-Man: Walked right into it! Stupid Parker luck, stupid responsibility, stupid, stupid, stupid! But I can't surrender now, never surrender, never compromise, never give up.

Captain Stacy: Alright times up, I hope you're ready, wall-crawler.

Spider-Man: Ready when you are.

>>66988329
Wait, I thought Last Stand Spidey, Noir and Ham were part of Otto's group?

What happened to Otto?

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>>66988329

>>66988068
Old Man Spidey doesn't mess around. I like it.

>>66988365
I think Otto had the monkey.

>>66988289
Jesus christ, was this the artist's sick day? They look like porcelain, fuck.

>>66988365
No they're with spider-uk

>>66988365
Last Stand and Ham aren't with Otto. Noir is, though. So is Spider-Monkey.

>>66988365
You mean Spider-monkey and I don't see Noir.

>>66988393
Oh yeah, that's right.

But my question still stands. Where's Otto? Did I miss an issue or something?

>>66988374
>What If... Spider-Man was allergic to Spiders?

>>66988029
Slott was praised until Superior pissed everyone off.

>>66988365
Spock's team is Noir, India, Spider-Monkey, Assassin, Spider-Bitch, six-armed Spider-Man and cyborg Spider-Man.

>>66988424
Ironically I liked Superior

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>>66988374

uh, wheres the OP

>>66988403
>>66988412
>>66988415
Ooohh. Sorry. Sometimes I get all these spiders confused. So how did Noir end up going from Otto's team to Cosmic Spidey's?

>>66988365
I don't think we've been shown yet. But I doubt they would have gone to get 616 people if he still was in charge, at the least. Maybe he got called back to the regular time stream, or otherwise benched?

>>66988457
Why is Noir is such a jerk?

>>66988461
Noir ISN'T with Cosmic Spidey.

>>66988503
He's from the Depression, man. Give him a break.

>>66988507
Oh.

Jeez, it's getting hard keeping track of who is with who.

We need a chart.

>>66988461
Where are you seeing Noir?

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>>66988457
>>66988458
Be patient, typing all these captchas are not easy

>>66988527
So far, nobody has changed sides. That makes it much easier.

>>66988530
I thought I saw Noir.

Goddamn it, brain. You've failed me for the last time.

>>66988424
Superior, while pretty badly-written, was at least entertaining. Which is more that I can say for the borefest that is Slott's run.
I've tried to reread Post-Big Time Amazing recently and barely could finish it because I couldn't feel anything but indifference for anything that's not Marcos Martin's issues.

Superior was a necessary improvement.

>>66988549
A chart would still help.

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>>66988542
People keep mixing up Last Stand with Noir. Noir has fully black clothes.

>>66988542
It's cute seeing Noir being so amazed at modern day stuff.

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>>66988586

>>66988586
Gee who would've thought that a bunch of people in masks and similar clothes would get confused with each other?

>>66988611
And here I thought he was a werewolf.

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>>66988611

>>66988625
But Noir's the only one in all black with a badass long coat.

>>66988633
There actually is a Marvel Werewolves universe.

>>66988611
What the fuck?

>>66987517
>all those character descriptions of the Morlun family

If it's such a stereotype name me another piece of fiction with all those characters.

>>66988639
Oh Six Armed Spidey, you're such a rascal.

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>>66988625
Quite the difference between Noir and Last stand though. Noirs outfit doesn't resemble the regular Spider-Man outfit at all.
>>66988639

>>66988662
Man-Spider Pete, saw this one coming from a mile away as soon as I saw that arm of his.

>>66988709
It isn't homo if it's with yourself.

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>>66988709

>>66988747
It's still incest.

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>>66988747
No, everyone knows it's masturbation
>>66988750

>>66988783
I love how silly Six-Arm Spidey is.

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>>66988783

>>66988774
>>66965445

>>66988750
I guess Noir really does not like humanoid abominations, makes the team up with 6 armed spidey all the more golden

>>66988783
Who wants to bet they end up reproducing that serum to cure some of the other Spider-Men later on in the arc?

>>66986347
>stop looking at his butt
don't tell me what to do Slott

So everyone else in SpOck's team I can get why he'd recruit them, they're mostly pragmatic people willing to kill, with Spider-Bitch and Assassin-Spidey even agreeing to genocide. 6-Armed Spidey, though, clearly is just as moral as 616-Peter. Why would SpOck recruit him? Does he just need someone to fill in the scientific skills that he wouldn't have (Otto is not a chemist like Peter is)?

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>>66988805
Reminds me of the 90s animated series

>>66988813
Fucking done. This issue was much more fun than the other one.

>>66988854
I bet Otto makes some as an insurance policy in case he gets found out.

>>66988813
This is great. Pete deserves the happy ending.

>>66988873
Spock wasn't out to recruit Spiders who would kill. In a startlingly Parker moment he was saving all he could. Well, actually, he got to their worlds just as thy were being attacked by Karn.

>>66988873
What about the Indian Spider-Man? He's the last guy I'd expect on a team of killers.

Thanks for the storytime. Team-Up was nice, probably because there were no Inheritors to kill the mood.

>>66988912
So he just got lucky that half of his Spider-Men agree with his mentality?

>>66988922
Yeah, I forgot about Indian Spider-Man.

>>66988873
I think he wants the 6 arm chemistry and the potential time bomb of 6 arm becoming man-spider and working on a way to have a spider beast of burden

>>66988905
The only happy Peter there will ever be.....

>>66988961
Until now.

>>66988940
Pretty much. I mean, he saved India, who is basically a kid Peter. And then Six arms, Cyborg. They don't kill either.

>>66988695
>another piece of fiction with all those characters

All together? I admit, I can't think of one right now.
But what are you implying? That lumping a dozen clichés all at once in the same team is less hack writing?

>>66988961
>several days later
>Pete is discharged from the hospital
>Pete, May and Ben are driving home
>suddenly their car is rammed by a truck into a building
>building collapses onto the car
>by the time the rubble's cleared they're all dead
>guy driving the truck was Dan Slott
>he escapes unscathed

>>66988695
"Character Descriptions" come the fuck on anon, haven't you ever heard of tropes? Google it. Fact is, we know the character archetypes but it's highly doubtful Slott could give them the spin to make them interesting.

I really hope Karn's lying about himself being important/not enjoying the hunt, anything, just so this fucking thing wouldn't be as predictable.

Also, ASOIAF splits them all into different houses, and basically every shonen anime has them in villain groups - the oni/bara, the nerd, the ice queen vagina with sex appeal etc, heck, that formula is even standard for many protagonist groups. And twins hating each other is fucking lame, but it's either that or fucking each other in Marvel.

>>66987378
Because he's a hack

Frankly, it's amazing that Firestar and Iceman didn't curbstomp the enemy as Morluns are only super-effective vs. spider-men

>>66986581
At first I was annoyed that Porker was so snarky, I thought snarky animal people are overdone.

But then I realized he's been taken to a dimension where everyone is cannibal giant monkeys who think it's funny to talk about luaus, and it seems like every dimension in the multiverse is made up of cannibal monkeys. Never mind the actual spider-cannibal-monkey-draculas, I'd be pissed too.

>>66989133
On the bright side, he's a cartoon character, so he's tougher than most of the spider-men. Ham said so himself, an anvil to the head is a flesh wound for him.

>>66989172
I liked that panel, I love it when different tones in settings are talked about in-universe like this.

>>66988813
How do they know which Morlun will go for which Spider?

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>>66987009
Yes, I know he was referring to one of the barrel-rollers.

>>66986811
>spider banner dead already
man fuck this

>>66987104

I've been saying spiderman eating draculas are retarded for a while now.

It's a fun idea but the antagonists are idiotic

>>66987045
It's an alternate version of Ultimate so that Slott doesn't mess with Bendis' stuff, which isn't at good point to get involved with this event.

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>>66989172
Which can also mean that his death woulb be more gruesome than most

>>66989202
Point is, if the other spiders get hungry and decide to pig out on him, he'll take a few of them down with him.

>>66989254
*would

>>66989214
Actually, I think 1610-Miles is getting involved in Spider-Verse. He's teaming up with Spider-Buckley from the Ultimate Cartoon.

Who also teamed up with another version of Miles already in his cartoon.

>>66989254
Shut up and whip 'em out, Junko.

>>66988774
No, it's masturbation

>>66986811
Slott just murdered another JMS creation, Wonderful.
What a bitch.

>>66989379
It's homobatcest.

>>66989424
It's almost like Slott is a petty manchild.

...nahhh...

>>66989460
hot

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>>66988374
>>66988457
>>66988542
>>66988586
>>66988611
>>66988639
>>66988709
>>66988750
>>66988783
>>66988813
>>66988877
>All of this great party banter between the edgy as fuck Noir and the bright, cheery,optimistic 6-armed Spidey

>That Bogart nickname

>All these Buck Rogers machines

>Noir slowly learning that a bullet doesn't have to solve every problem

>Those feels at the end were at least one Peter had a happy ending wile the spider duo leave with a job well done

>yfw you realize all of this will never be in Slott's main book because LEL CHEAP SHOCKVALUE, NOW LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!

Which issues is the JMS run?

>>66989515
>had a happy ending
They will show him having a meteorite falling on his house or something like that.

>>66989547
He wrote the title from issue 471 to 545, it's all collected in a series of trades.
You might want to stick to intial part of the run, where he works with John Romita Jr, after that a lot of stories are rather shitty, with turds like Sin's Past and One More Day smelling up the whole thing.

>>66986322
>what makes this earth so special
status quo is delicious alright.

>>66986198
Underrated post.

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>>66989583
Nah, he will probably be professor or scientist in the future and live happily with his uncle and aunt.

While Jonah Jameson will be president, Mary Jane will be Rescue and Green Goblin never exist. That world is better off without Spider-man.

>>66986198
I understood that reference/

>>66988813
It;s like Stern saying "Up yours, Dan."

>>66989214
nope, he tweeted that it was a typo

>>66986290
Is this the first time Earth-1 has been shown in Marvel? You'd think someone would have used it by now

>>66989764
What universe is picrelated?

Also... Tony Stark (presumably) wanting to save the relationship? OOC!

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>>66986854
Just notice...
Fat, lumpy, out of shape asses should't be in my Spider-Man comics, especially not ones drawn by Coipel...

I was already planning a Last Stand Spiderman costume for an upcoming convention since the suit is so classy, but this whole Spiderverse event has really made me like the guy even more, even if it's not exactly the same guy.

>>66989764
Well, he was going to be murderous monster. Maybe it's a horror universe where all superheroes are slasher serial killers?

>>66989965
It's clarly a movie poster, she's an actress.

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>>66989882
I don't even.

>>66986322
What makes Earth 616 so special?
Where do I begin?
-Kang and Immortus go there all the time
-Mojo goes there all the time
-Brian Bradock, head of Britain Corps and last Captain Britain
-Bishop, Cable, Rachel Grey
-Illuminati and incursions
-Crossed over with Ultimate, Age of Apocalypse, 2099 and tons of other realities
-Destiny War
-JLA/Avengers
-Living Tribunal died here
-Aparently the only world where Superior Spider-Man hapened
-Only world where Morlun has previously gone, so only world where The Other hapened
Earth 616 is such a unique special snowflake that you'd think somebody would notice

>>66987731
That's not LSS Spidey, it's Uncle Ben Spidey

>>66990022
Yes, and she's playing Pepper Potts (Rescue). So it's either a spin-off of the Iron Man movie, or its rule 63 analog.
So why is this movie's Tony Stark so OOC?

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>>66989851
Can we have Stern back? Juggernaut issues were the best thing about BND.

>>66989965
It's still 616 world where Peter Parker never existed from ASM Annual Vol 1 #39

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Okay.

"ORGANIZED"

I also added more room for more spider-folks.

What did I fuck up? Who did I miss?
I see on that page Spider-pool, Spider-Wolverine, Spider-Fist, Spider-Cowboy, Spider-Torch, Spider-Rorschach, and Spider-Tarzan.

Anything else?

>>66990050
Shouldn't editors look these things over?

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>>66987079
>>66988311
shiiit

>>66990114
>female spidermen are so much less than males ones

#WhyWeNeedFeministSpiderMan

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>>66989974
>Not enjoying Spider-Betty's fat ass
>Next thing you know anon will start bitching about based Mexi-Gwen
anon confirmed for shit taste

>>66990050
So Nick Lowe and the fatty assistant editor couldn't add a number 1?
Holy shit, being an editor seems like the perfect job, you get paid for doing nothing.

>>66990108
Learning the world would be a better place if you were never born must hurt.

>>66986667
Seriously? He beat the New Warriors? He beat Justice, Speedball, Kaine AND Nova? I call shenanigans

>>66990149
>All of those White Spider-man

#WhyWeNeedMoreSymbiotes

>>66990181
It was more of a quip about the clunky drawing, I don't really care who she is.

And don't talk shit my shit taste.

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>>66990201
>a better place
>no Iron Man movies with based Downey-jr

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>>66990077
>it's Uncle Ben Spidey
YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS CLAIM, IT IS MORE LIKELY THAT THIS IS JMS LAST STAND OR GRIM HUNT. SO WHERE THE HELL DID BEN COME FROM?

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>>66990354
The fact that it can't be LSS or Grim Hunt because it uses a different earth designation, and they made a point in saying that Old Man Spider's identity was secret. They wouldn't keep his identity a secret if it wasn't going to be a crucial twist.

"Oh, it was just another Peter all along" isn't that kinda twist.

>>66990196
They're too busy thinking of ways to piss people off to focus on their actual jobs.

>>66986762
Uncle Spider Ben from earth 4

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So /co/ be honest, will Aikman survive to see the rest of the Spider-Family?

>>66990402
That actually works. But WHICH Uncle Ben Spider-Man?

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Has there ever been a story where Jameson became Spiderman? I mean if Aunt May can become Spiderwoman, this doesn't seem to farfetched either.

>>66990375
>Spider-Man 2211
He's dead. I didn't know PAD killed him himself until more recently.

>>66988813
Liked this ending, I was getting worried that this would be he man-spider we saw die in Spider-Verse.

>>66990659
Im pretty sure there was a story where he become superhero/sidekick after adopting Peter 'cause his son, aunt May and uncle Ben have died

>>66990637
that would be retarded and a complete waste of development if they were to just create a character, his story, origin, and supporting characters only to have him killed in the end

but of course it's still gonna happen.

>>66989974
Hopefully some drawfag gibs us more of this spectacular spider-booty. Didn't know Betty was this stacked. Maybe the spider bite gave her that ass.

So she'd have another place to store fluid

>>66986879
>and since Daemos was the guinea pig
Where was that established?

>>66990724
Yes. That would be the Peter 96282
He doesn't have a proper mask. Just some facepaint.

>>66990641
A new one. Earth-4 has never been used before.

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>>66990659
Jameson-Verse when?

>>66990724
Easily best JJ. Much like Peter, it takes a tragedy to make him stop being an asshat.

>>66988029
I still like his run right up until Superior.
I even liked #700, but damn if Superior wasn't cringe worthy.

>>66990724
Yeah I read that, it was corny but a good laugh.

But I mean think about it. We've had every single person connected to Parker become Spiderman in some universe or another at least once EXCEPT Jameson. He'd be the least qualified and would probably be a terrible Spiderman, but it would certainly be an interesting read, I think.

>>66986581
spider ham is forever voiced by drake bell in my head

Holy shit it's amazing to see TASM with good art. I got so used to Ramos' terrible fucking art that this blew my away.

>>66989515
I really wish Stern would get another shot writing ASM. He's had a few one-off stories like this in the last few years that shows that he's still got it.

>>66990637
>beats/escapes
>tries to save world from dimension hopping monsters
>opens portal
>meets supiadman
>builds his own team from there
I know he'll likely be killed without a fight, but this is my reality

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>>66990823
Okay, the world finds out this man is Spider-Man, which by the way, based on your prior record I'm not convinced is true... You put that out there... then what? Then the city has one less hero and this family's life is ruined. The world will not be better. Justice will not have been done. You're just burying someone so you can... your words: make money.

>Implying this isn't the best JJ

>>66989927
And the Master Weaver is from Earth-0. Slott is lucky not a single writer ever used the most obvious earth designations ever

>>66991036
Noir Jameson was pretty cool too, he was genuinely heartfelt.

>>66990062
Earth 616's "specialness" is getting kind of anoying. It feels much less unique when so much stuff hapens in only it.
BTW, this idea of Morlun being a unique being in the multiverse is ontradicted by him being in What if Spider-Man the Other?

>>66990120
As an X-Men fan I can assure that Nick Lowe is very bad at his job.

>>66990062
I think The Great Weaver spider-man did notice and that's why he's gathering all the spiders together. Technically he's probably going to get Peter and Spock to team-up, so he'll have 2 spider-men from 616.

>>66991085
He was a dirty rat and he got his.

When I first heard of Spider-verse, I thought something would happen like this SVTU #1. It was very entertaining.

Let's hope SV #1 coming next week will be like this.

>>66988109
Damn, Ham is a force to be reckoned with. So is Spider-Monkey. Cant wait for them meeting.

>>66987403
Hey, I read that crossover, and nowhere does she identify herself as Mayday to him.

Why are the morluns so damn strong that Dr. Strange or Thor or Hulk of any dimension can't just turn them into pancakes? Is everyone just magically weak to them like some pokemon bullshit?

>>66991910
Dan Slott refuses to do his homework? I'm shocked, I say. Shocked.

>>66990258
>grandpa
>not Spider-Ben

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So would any member of the spider-verse date each other? Or would it be too weird knowing that your basically going out with a version of yourself from an alternate universe?

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>>66988783
Aw, man. I really wanted a Man-Spider on the team.

>>66992196
Why do they never bring up India Spiderman? He had a cool costume.

>>66988877
>Scarlet Spiders
>Spiders
>s
Ben and Kaine team up comic?

>>66987923
>>66987883
>>66987967
Let's see, 1610 Vulture, Noir Vulture, 90s TAS Vulture, I don't know the one with the head covering.

>>66992309
Wasn't Morlun's whole schtick that he was really strong against animal-totems, but kinda shit against anything else?
Or was I misinformed?

>>66992212
So what? Just so he could get eaten by a bunch of dimension hopping Twilight rejects?

>>66992368
I was talking about Paviitr Prabhakar

>>66992364
>Noir Vulture
Didn't he get shot in the fucking head by Noir Spidey?

>>66988457
>>66988503
>>66988524
30s, his best friend was given a lobotomy for being black, his uncle ben was eaten by the Vulture. Also that's Cripple-Man, he becomes an icon for the disabled. So he's probably very sensitive about language.

>>66992345
Kaine, Ben, and Ult Drew

>>66988586
>Not holding six test tubes
Come on!

>>66992212
>>66992373

I am sorry m8

>>66987133
>>66987033

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>>66992345

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>>66992726
>more ultimate spider-woman

>>66992615
>>66992726
Don't know about that girl, but nice. Too bad it may be strictly about this event.

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>>66992848
Believe it or not, that is actually Ultimate Jessica Drew. Who in that universe is the female clone of Peter Parker, serves as the big sister mentor to Miles Morales, and the closest thing we got to a scarlet spider over there.

But unfortunately her awesome costume design was thrown into the garbage the moment she was made into the 3rd Black Widow, rendering her virtually unrecognizable.

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So who do you think will show up on Slott's Killdar next? My bet is on this guy.

>>66993419
He'll probably live because nobody would give a shit if he died

>>66985202
That cover. Is that some Friendship Fusion?!