Can we have a Best of /co/ Thread? The love of my life just left me and I would like a distraction.
I was thinking more comedic, but I will accept this.
Nope, don't make assumptions, anon. And I'm trying something new to cope.
Cant remember if this was /a/ or /co/ i remember a thread of /co/ that was just like this
>Are you fucking doing this on purpose?
I do not know anon...
Here faggot. One Image not for ants.
Panama still has free energy to this day because of this guy.
Wow, you people are truly terrible. Maybe you should kill yourselves.
This will never not be my favorite chatcap.
If she left you, she's not the love of your life. It may hurt now, but somewhere out there you'll find someone better who won't leave you. Pick yourself up, you'll get through it.
not him but.
Have you seen king of the hill? You know who bill is? Do you know WHAT bill is? He is guy single guy. That is what defines him. He had one relationship. It was a shit relationship. But it was the only relationship he has ever had so he still longs for the woman who cheated on him and left him.
You want to know the relevance? There is not always a somebody out there for you. You may not even meet them if they are that someone. You may not even get together because you didn't talk to her for more than 5 words when you held the elevator for her.
Being what bill is is a real possibility. Let me tell you exactly what happened to a person like bill when their "love of their life" leaves them. They get really fucking depressed. They get so depressed they don't make a daily effort anymore. You know how you ran around to keep up with her? That's gone. You know how you went shopping for close and learned what looks good on you and what doesn't? That's gone. You know how you have the need to stay slim in order to fit into the suit she wants you to wear for formal parties? That's gone. You know how you always lifted her and carried heavy things she couldn't, so you had gained physique? That is gone!
All of these things don't even pass through your mind because your "love of your life" of 3 years cheated on you and left you. But your body, it defiantly notices. So when you finally become undepressed and your mind is ready, but now your body is incapable. Even though it may have been objectivly a shitty relationship relatively it was your best one. You end up a hairy fat guy who has no girlfriend or even a chance at dating women you are interested in because your standard is set at your horrible "love of your life."
You have two options when on this road.
You can ether become bill and obsess over finding or getting back the love you once had and never get it.
Or you can rise above the whole thing, dedicate your life to higher causes. Create a legacy.
See this is why I only date 2D characters
Fuck I thought I was straight but then...
I need to go fap...
The worst part is that it's hardly the first time I've read this screen cap. Fuck I get hard at the mere thought of it now.
you take the taco shell, put meat in it, then add some meat, shredded chees, letuce tommato and onion.
it isn't that different if a mexican puts it in.
>Whether is be to fight against gant robots or open your eyes for another day of a short life.
That really ruined it for me. I just imagine him saying that bold speech with heroic music swelling in the background and then he blurts that out and then everything becomes quiet and awkward.
>you people are truly terrible
where do you think you are
>WHAT IF CYCLOP'S FORCE BLASTS TURNED PEOPLE GAY?
>even the screencap gets reactions
truly, one of the most awful posts in years outside of /b/
Boys between 6 and 14 already do lots of gay shit on their own. The most sexually frustrated people on the planet, camping in the middle of the woods with no supervision, and one of them is cute enough to pass as a girl? If someone can discover a better setup for gay shenanigans, they would win a Nobel prize.
So maybe it didn't really happen, word of an anonymous and all, but you can't say it doesn't have merit. Also it's hot as fuck.
The only thing that's hot about it is the thought of no-strings, consequence free sex. It's a fantasy.
The longer you think about it, the more the reality - that he's a ten year old who poops from there and nobody used any lube and they were in the woods - becomes apparent. If it's true, Movie Theater Lad has the most raggedy, blood and shit-caked ass with pine needles up it you ever conceived of.