new PHG
>>65511827
Is this about him leaving the internet?
>>65511827
Is there more after this?
>>65511987
that's it for now
>We went to college!
>>65511798
>earmarks are conservative Christian values
this is a great line, not because it's at all true but because it perfectly represents the futility of attempts to profile people who troll anything anywhere
>>65511987
Apparently not.
>>65511798
>>65511804
monkey-woman looks suspiciously like the sameface creation of somebody I dislike
>>65512078
is that someone aaron diez?
what is that monkey girl thing?
>>65511827
>I'm a navy seal, ya know
>>65512100
Speak of the devil and he appears.
>>65511798
>>65511804
>>65511812
>>65511827
Aaron Diaz has been avoiding social media for almost a month now. Glorious times are these.
>>65512121
>tfw I wrote that copypasta in late 2008/early 2009 anonymously on another website and it's taken off to this level but since I wrote it anonymously and the site I originally posted it to died and the original posting was lost I can never truly claim credit or prove that I wrote it
I did really write it. You don't have to believe me, after all I can't prove it, but I wrote that one as well as a few other copypastas of a similar subject matter that are less popular but still being circulated to this day.
>>65511798
I am not saying that webcomic can't be funny, but i think it would work better without direct references. In any case, it is hit and miss most of the times.
>>65512205
I don't believe you but whatever.
What website was that?
>>65512245
Operatorchan. I wrote it in the computer lab of my dorm in my freshman year of college, I remember it like it was yesterday.
>>65512205
Even if you had definitive proof, I still wouldn't care.
>>65512205
I know that feel.
An edit of an OC I drew years ago is now a banner on 4chan.
No proof whatsoever, nobody would care anyway, but it makes me feel like I made a scratch on the surface of popular culture at large and that makes me feel good.
>>65512106
You know how Aaron likes drawing Kimiko all the time?
>>65512205
What other pasta did you write?
>>65511798
this isn't going to be all references, all the time, right?
>>65512349
Dude, the comic is based off of Tumblr feminisim and hypocracy, it has to be refererential.
>>65512349
>This comic that exists as commentary on existing webcomics isn't going to reference existing webcomics all the time is it?
>>65512407
>>65512444
I was hoping for more subtlety? I'm not saying it's bad, but that's what I got when the dude making the comic came here.
>>65512592
>>I was hoping for more subtlety?
The first like fifty comics was about a Kate Leath stand-in called "Princess Highground".
So is the point of this comic to be a shitty strawman comic, but the strawman wins?
>>65512342
I want to know that too, I always repect a well written copypasta
>>65512691
the point it is you don't defeat trolls by feeding them.
>>65512205
>>65512106
Aaron Diaz waifu.
>>65513172
This is the dumbest, most self congratulatory comic I've ever seen.
The only reason any of you pay attention to it is because it hates on comics you guys hate but read anyways.
>>65515295
It exists to annoy people I don't like, and they seem to take offence at it, which is justification enough for its existence.
You're acting like offending and upsetting self-righteous idiots isn't both enjoyable and hilarious.
Is there any porn yet?
>>65515409
I just wants to know his favourite zen pencil comic.
I feel this is no longer relevant since Diaz committed suicide.
>>65515601
sauce
>>65515655
I'm not telling this story again!Yes I will though.
>Diaz draws pin up art of his waifu, rants about how it's empowering to women because reasons.
>Tumblr girls makes comic poking fun at Diaz and his waifu, says if he wants to draw porn he should totally just go ahead and do it - just don't pretend like you're doing a favor to womankind
>Diaz sends her hate via tumblr, calls her a passive aggressive shit, goes on Twitter tirade about how webcomics are too small of a scene for this much drama (drama he's creating, mind)
>Tumblr retaliates
>Diaz has been radio silent for almost a month now
>>65515728
Should also add - literally NO ONE is defending Diaz in this situation. The only person who has shown even an iota of concern for him is fucking Andrew Dobson - which means you're as good as dead.
I seriously can't tell, is PHG satire or SJW bullshit?
>>65515808
Satire. Quite good, too.
>>65515836
I was learning towards satire, and it is pretty good.
>>65515775
>The only person who has shown even an iota of concern for him is fucking Andrew Dobson
kek. Source? Diaz's real life reaction to Dobbles jumping to his defence is something I'd would gladly have paid money to see.
>>65512078
That's because it is, and the person you dislike is also in the comic.The fivehead should be a clue.
>>65515925
Diaz didn't react. He was already silent before Dobson shoved his inflated blue snout into the situation.
>>65511827
>I'm a navy seal, ya know
>>65515949
Yeah, that's why I said real life reaction. I imagine it was probably just burying his head in his hands. At least as much of his head as would fit.
Can someone post more PHG? Tumblr is a strange and confusing beast to me.
>>65515572
No really though is there porn yet?
>>65516000
>Tumblr is a strange and confusing beast to me.
Don't lie anon. You're just a lazy piece of shit.
>>65515601
Bitch, please. If he committed suicide, tumblr and twitter would be posting about it non stop and crying about how we need to go after those evil cyber bullies by imposing Orwellian thought police tactics on all forms of 'hate speech'
>>65516028
shut up tumblr
>>65516046
Kate is fucking scum of the earth
>>65516000
I have a few saved.
>>65516046
>wouldn't it be nice if there was some sort of all powerful authority that was also guaranteed to reflect my values exactly
>>65516046
As if. Diaz has been branded with the scarlet P. They would cheer his death.
And Kate's on to talk, she was one of the Puritans that called for the burning of that JL8 guy. She was perfectly fine with people calling his house and threatening his family for Christ's sake.
>>65516046
>It'd be cool if free speech weren't allowed on the internet
>>65512205
I created professor badass but no one believes me either. It's a hard row we hoe, Anonymous
>>65516107
>>65515925
>>65515949
>>65515775
The person he bitched at turned out to be girl. This caused the brains of all his usual white knight faggots to short out over from trying to figure out which side to defend. Thus the lack of short out.
>>65516157
>>65516174
*cue Ghostbusters theme*
>>65516174
The Ghostbusters panel has to be the best one in this entire thing.
>>65516174
I love this one[Que Ghostbusters theme]
>>65516174
>Not posting the full comic
>>65516165
Her design is pretty cool
>>65516283
It's just gender-bent Vyse.
>>65516267
I love this so much
>>65516120
>>65516126
The sad thing is this is what these people actually believe. It's come to something when the people who claim to be the progressive and liberal ones are the same ones advocating authoritarianism.
>>65516165
I've seen that, I was looking for Dobson's defence of Diaz.
>>65512205
I made the OP image for /gsg/ years ago and it reads like a big, black game of telephone. Looks like somebody's cleaned it up a lot since its last incarnation, so that's cool. I think a few other OP blurbs still have my hand in them from the generals I've wandered through, and some threads didn't survive altogether.
It's neat.
>>65516165
>This caused the brains of all his usual white knight faggots to short out over from trying to figure out which side to defend. Thus the lack of short out.
There had to be wars inside his forums over this.
>>65516315
He has forums? Ew.
>>65516267
The funny thing is the term "smooth soul sister" is racist as well so the comic is pretty hypocritical.
>>65516306
I COULD GO TO HELL BY PROXY
>>65516328
How could he not have something where his circle of jerks blather to one another about his greatness
>>65516303
No she isn't? Do you even know what Vyse looks like
>>65516357
>this comic
>hypocritical
Tell me more.
>>65516357
>i-it's slang so it must be racist, unless they say it
You child
>>65516357
>What is satire
>>65511827
>Bombs are technically fighting.
>>65516357
Son, you've missed the point so hard.
>>65516359
I have never seen any form of a forum, or even a comment section, in relationship to any of his work outside of tumblr. Someone might have the opportunity to post legitimate criticism.
>>65516444
I retract my comment, I was giving him too much credit
>>65516357
>The funny thing is the term "smooth soul sister" is racist as well so the comic is pretty hypocritical.
That might be part of the joke seeing as how this is parodying Willis.
You have to remember this parodying is the kind of mindset in which it's okay for a white man to say to an Asian Woman "You're lying about your race and gender because you talk (read: type) like a white man."
>>65516267
I didn't have it saved. Here, I made this one myself.
>>65516390
>>65516393
>>65516395
>>65516434
>>65516467
>Falling for such obvious bait
I am so disappointed in you all.
>>65516357
It's actually an attack on Dave Willis, who uses his minority and female characters as his sock puppets to voice his opinions so often that you could almost forget he's a straight white dude.
>>65516509
>you could almost forget he's a straight white dude.
as if
>>65515409
>You're acting like offending and upsetting self-righteous idiots isn't both enjoyable and hilarious.
It's not.
>It exists to annoy people I don't like, and they seem to take offence at it, which is justification enough for its existence.
Why don't you just not read their comics?
>>65516557
>It's not.
Howhighminded of you
>>65516557
>Why don't you just not voice your opinion in an outlet of like minded individuals?
Why don't you lick a horse's ass?
Is it weird I hear Diaz' voice as The Brain from Pinky and The Brain?
>>65516591
On helium maybe.
I picture a squeeky helium voice.
>>65516557
Oh, have your precious widdle feelings been hurt?
>>65516479
>>65516557
>It's not.
It's working pretty well on you, bro.
>>65516640
so who are rebecca and blonde guy supposed to represent?
>>65516677
For some reason I thought Rebecca was Lemonfront...
>>65516677
Reddit?
>>65516696
You too? That's exactly who I was thinking of when I saw her art.
>>65516696
the guy who did the shapeshifter thing?
Probably not
>>65516557
You sound like you expect the readers to identify with Trolly and enjoy it because he 'wins'. It's clear to the reader that he's an unreasonable asshole. The humor comes from how the other characters react to him.
>>65516507
Man if no one fell for bait /co/ would be the slowest board on the site.
>>65516730
>You sound like you expect the readers to identify with Trolly and enjoy it because he 'wins'I know I do.
>>65516640
Putting more of the comics together. Much easier when they're not varying sizes like comic 4 was.
>>65516677
No idea. She's cute and reminds me of Faye from Shapeshifter, though.
>>65511812
Oh god, this page is perfect for /fit/ fat hate threads.
I love it how Diaz likes to redesign popular Marvel/DC female superhero costumes to be more practical and realistic and then proceeds to draw Kimiko like this.
>>65512205
I know that feel.
I still see a few of my greentext stories posted in "best of 4chan" threads.
Nothing anyone would know. They definitely arent the more popular pics, but still, ive seen them turn up a few times.
Also some of the pics ive requested in drawfag threads have been saved by a ton of people.
I didnt draw it, but it was my idea. as if that matters.
>pic related
>>65516467
Always figured Willis for some breed of chink based on how he draws himself...
>>65516848
But Anon, that was in the old days! He's a changed man!he isn't
>>65516889
Nope.
>>65516848
To be fair he drew that particular pic like 6 years ago or something, long before redesigns
>>65516935
He looks like a teenager. Isn't he in his 30s?
>>65516467
Did Willis actually say this? Source?
>>65516813
>>65516966
Physically, maybe.
>>65516935
That could easily fit behind the counter of my local fried rice restaurant. He's not exactly an Aryan.
>>65516983
>>65512205
I know you strove, operator. I know.
>>65516998
He's too much of a biohazard for that job, fortunately.
>>65516978
No, it was some other white guy having a dumb argument about video games.
>>65516955
Yes, but now he draws this. Funny but one of his redesigns specifically points out to Wonder Woman's strapless top.
>>65516935
I've always wondered what the people who wrote that sort of garbage looked like.
>>65517083
They're always, ALWAYS, slightly overweight, middle aged white men.
>>65517037
Eh, he'd fit right in with the thousand year eggs and unwashed glasses
>>65517068
Blast these poor quality shirts. If only science could produce cloth fabric that was as durable as my synthfiber underwear.
>>65517107
I assumed fat, middle aged brown women for some reason.
>>65517012
>you did that on purpose, right? I have aspergers and can't recognize sarcasm
Haha wow. This is better than I thought it would be for a comic purely made to slag and slam cunts its pretty funny.
>>65517048
Actually if I remember right Willis did get into an argument with some asian dyke on a forum once about demographic representation on an internet forum. He started calling her a "fox news watcher" and shit. Thread's gone now though, it was years back.
>>65517068
That looks like /co/'s fetish frankenstein.
>>65517165
There was an Asian lesbian on one of the Transformers forums he frequents who used to call him out on his bullshit constantly.
He had a breakdown once and wrote this huge thing about how, yes, he was a racist. And he was overcompensating for it.
That was years ago though, you'd be hard pressed to find it now.
>>65517068
She was at a party wearing borrowed clothes that didn't fit, it was played for laughs
The dude updates at a glacial enough pace that we might as well read what we're criticising, there's little enough of it after all
>>65512342
>>65512722
http://pastebin.com/geApr2Cp
This is a paste from a file I have labeled "INTERNET TOUGH GUY.txt." There are a few in the original text file that I'm not 100% positive whether I wrote them or not, it's all kind of a blur, so I left those ones out. In this pastebin are the copypastas I know for a fact I wrote, and I believe they're in more or less chronological order of when I wrote them. The one at the very bottom was actually written earlier today.
>>65517012
SACRED HOMOSEXUAL WAYS
>>65516507
/co/ is training wheels for trolls.
>>65517211
>draws racy stuff
>"It was just a joke guys!"
And then he drew that pinup. Playing it as a joke doesn't make it any less hypocritical.
>>65517202
2 minutes through google. Here you go.
>>65517150
I love how tumblr's preferred way of making characters less "perfect" (so much more relatable, you know?) is to give them a honking red nose and chimp ears. And usually (but not in this particular case) make them a bit chubby as well.
>>65517298
>Two years ago
>I am a racist person.
>now
>Makes a comic about how interracial couples are bad because they may favor a "whiter" child over the "blacker" one.
>"Blacker" in this case meaning the one who robs convenience stores.
Mmhm.
>>65517298
What do robot ninjas have to racism?
>>65517298
Oh man, I remember that. Him and his guys were trying to advocate changing the subtitles in some crappy 80s transformer anime so that a robot ninja was renamed to some term from the IDW 2000s comics series because no reason at all.
So then some guys are like "sure is some white american guys trying to dictate names for a japanese kids' show in here" and he flipped his lid.
>>65517202
They still go at it from time to time. Last time was in the Transformers Convention thread. They started talking about body shapes in female transformers and the Lesbian said something about there being two genders, which caused Willis to put her on Ignore publicly.
>>65517377
Oh, he was getting all pissy because of a Transformers dub referring to certain characters as ninjas.
He thought that was racist for some reason.
>>65517377
http://www.allspark.com/forums/topic/87731-the-meaning-of-subtitles/
Something about how an anime was dubbed or something.
>>65517012
I think this will get a bit of mileage in the coming days.
>>65517215
I think the faces are one of the best things about this series.
Fact of the matter is this -
Willis is a crazy person.
Here's a man who is in his thirties and still bitches about how mommy and daddy made him go to church.
Here's a man who draws porn comics, but didn't even masturbate until well into his 20's because he thought his dead grandmother was looking down on him from Heaven and boy does it show.
Here's a man who's only into Transformers because his mother didn't want him playing with My Little Pony as a child because she thought he would end up gay.
>>65517432
/pol/ is going to use this to shitpost about Jews/minorities/liberals in irrelevant threads
Consider this your only warning.
>>65517404
>>65517426
The argument was that this cartoon ninja in a children's cartoon was white and teal so he couldn't possibly be a ninja, so they needed to rename him as Phase Sixer, which is a codename for Transformers in the IDW comic series that can destroy whole worlds.
>>65516677
Originally they were going to be Shitty Webcomics' mascot characters before they came up with Princess Highground and Trolly
>>65517491
Oh look, we got one already.
>>65517491
>Consider this your only warning.
Ooh boy we got us a tough guy here.
>>65517529
Are you seriously saying that shitposting about political issues is fine when people are trying to talk about something completely unrelated?
>>65515728
I don't wish the guy dead, but between death and humility, he seems to be the kind to choose the former first.
>>65511812
>>65517552
/pol/ pls go
>>65517491
>>65512205
It's better this way, anon. The internet's not supposed to be about giving proper credit, it's about blatant plagerism. Let you ideas be free, and multiply.
>>65517491
You should go back in time to when it was uploaded and tell everyone your prophetic wisdom
You'd still be wrong, but hey, Time Travel
>>65516978
>>65517048
You mean this
>>65517654
Once again
/pol/ pls go
>>65517729
>everyone I don't like = /pol/
>>65517455
I do really enjoy how the Troll is just a villain. The Princess is just also a villain.
>>65517629
>someone disagrees with me
>j-j-JEWWWW!!
>>65517693
>account is protected
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
>>65516126
One of my best friends was a hardcore SJW, and a few weeks ago she decided I couldn't be her friend anymore because- I shit you not- I believe people should have a right to free speech.
Seriously, I'm not even embellishing that. I said that people have a right to make tasteless, offensive jokes because that's what free speech is about, and they have to face the natural consequences of such things. You can't just take away people's right because they disagree with you.
She said she couldn't trust me ever again, mind you this is a person whose life I've saved and who's saved my life as well, and was as close as a sister to me. All that didn't matter because of her made-up fake Tumblr world.
These fuckers say that they're not about thought control or censorship, but that's certainly what it looks like to literally everybody outside of the echo chamber.
>>65517793
>someone disagrees with me
>p-p-POL!
>>65517844
So what, she just cut off ties with you? Do you have any shared friends?
>>65517890
That's how they work, man. It's like a cult. They gotta cut out anyone who may be "problematic".
>>65517491
cue up the ghost-busters song this is about to get buthurt
>>65516848
why do all his girls have the same face
>>65517491
Well considering how old the comic is , ah fuck it, you're a moron.
>>65517788
If they're shitposting about the zionist overlords are selling foreskins to Al Qaeda in a thread about Adventure Time then yes, they're probably /pol/
>>65517215
God damn if she wasn't such a bitch I would pound her like a fucking jackhammer
>>65517844
You know what must be done.
>>65517944
You saying I should shoot a bunch of kids to preserve racial purity?
>>65517844
>I believe people should have a right to free speech.
you fire bombed a churchsteve!
Arson is not free speech!
>>65517863
But I don't do that.
>>65517963
More or less.
>>65517916
How do people think that culture is worse than ours? I mean WE as a community always have arguements. It's not a family here it's just a place to talk, like a shitty UN about useless things.
They're actually a cult. No one can EVER disagree no matter. 4chan somehow is better at evolving their ideas than them, when that happens you should realize that something wrong.
>>65517944
>Anders
Man, you've got me remembering all the chantry jokes about him.
>>65516124
>Puritans that called for the burning of that JL8 guy.
What the fuck. What did he do?
>>65517844
Seems to me that your friend has made the classic SJW mistake of misinterpreting what you said. Did you make it clear that there is a difference between having a right to do something and whether or not it is actually ok to do?
That was what you were saying, right?
>>65518010
>How do people think that culture is worse than ours?
Because 4chan did a mean thing once I guess?
I don't fucking know, man.
Tumblr doxxed a rape victim because she said she wasn't a feminist and they sent the information to her rapist.
Christ.
>>65517890
Yup, blocked on Facebook, deleted all contacts, everything. We have tons of mutual friends and acquaintances but as I'm sure you can guess she was very much a shut-in and valued her Tumblr over everything else.
In fact, I probably should've seen the writing on the wall because every single one of her close friends eventually had a huge falling out with her, and when I asked them why, they said she blew up at them for having an opinion and cut them off.
Interestingly she's apparently moderately "famous" on Tumblr, I'd rather not share her blog though because if it gets back to her somehow I'm fucking dead.
Also I still have her copy of Tales of Symphonia and I'm kind of trolling her by waiting as long as possible to give it back.Also I have her noodz
>>65518038
>Did you make it clear that there is a difference between having a right to do something and whether or not it is actually ok to do?
Why should you have to?
>>65518057
>Also I have her noodz
Now this is podracing.
>>65518041
source on that one?
>>65518057
>Also I still have her copy of Tales of Symphonia and I'm kind of trolling her by waiting as long as possible to give it back.
Keep it, it's not like she'd enjoy it anymore now.
>>65518041
We do a lot of mean thing anon. There is a reason we were named the Hate Machine or whatever the fuck they call us, back when 4chan was just a child tantrums were often. Now we're middle aged and have settled down, we're still angry angry assholes but more in a Moore way than a Black Panthers way.
>>65518086
Because if not, she might think that anon here was saying that people should be ok with racism because "MUH FIRST AMENDMENT"
>>65518038
Oh yeah, absolutely. She kept accusing me of defending rape jokes, and I kept explaining that I wasn't saying that rape jokes were ok or sensible and that I thought people who made them were scum, but that I had no right to force them to stop because they're humans with their own minds and free will.
I actually think she really didn't get that that was what I was saying though, it's one of those cases where she may have been all ready to get mad because of something else in her day and she was looking for something to get really pissed about.
To drive the point as to how close we were, about an hour before this conversation we were working on plans to move in together.
>>65516730
>You sound like you expect the readers to identify with Trolly and enjoy it because he 'wins'.
And are you absolutely sure that's not how the majority of people who enjoy this take it?
>>65518104
I've never laughed more at 4chan man. Thank you.
>>65518010
4chan is noble bigots. We're assholes, but we're all on the same level.
They're bigoted nobles. It's all about tiers of power and how you need enough tiers to be able to say whatever you want, otherwise you might as well be dead.
>>65518130
What's the last, like, evil thing 4chan did?
The last thing I remember is that we gave the cops information that girl who burned that turtle alive.
ooooh look out better buy a curtain dog or whatever.
The JLaw nudes don't count. That was a good.
Has no one posted these yet?
>>65518173
I'd saw the noods are evil, but it's just what people do when your famous. That's like yelling at a hippo for killing a million babies. It's just what hippos do.
>>65518057
>because if it gets back to her somehow I'm fucking dead.
You're already dead to her. You might as well finish burning the bridge between you like she wants.
>That spoiler
Do share.
>>65518156
I feel sorry for you. That being said, it looks like you really dodged a bullet there. Maybe she'll sort herself out.
>>65518057
>Also I have her noodz
Now we're talking.Come on
If she's cut you off like you say will she even come after you to retrieve Symphonia? Its pretty much an unspoken rule that if you burn a bridge or one of the parties moves you aren't getting your shit back unless you make a point of it.
>>65518057
Just tell us her tumblr, anon.
Promise we won't tell anyone. I haven't screencapped your posts preemptively or anything.
>>65518154
So fucking what? 1A exists for a reason, and if you can't handle that, haul your ass over to Pyongyang.
>>65518173
when those nudes of celebrities leaked, 4chan once again got called hackers on steroids and this time, not just by FOX
>the self righteous delusion of /co/'s shitposters, thinking they are so much better than "SJW"
>>65518156
>She kept accusing me of defending rape jokes
It'll come to a point where that's all she will ever have, the ability to accuse anyone in the world of rape (and all association to rape).
She's blinded by hate man, I'm sorry to say this but let her be. Or. Archive everything you have on her and then send it to a psychiatric!
>>65518254
And then a whole new wave of newfags arrived, just like Chanology.
>>65518057
>Is on 4chan
>Has nudes
>Not sharing
"Let he who not post all available nudes be cast out and subsequently stoned to death"
-- Anymous 13:7-8
>>65518057
Hey, /co/mrade
Let us do good. Give us her phone number so that we may spam her with Battletoads
>>65518241
Yes, it exists so that the government can't arrest you for saying something. That doesn't mean your neighbors can't hate you for it.
>>65518187
I don't understand how this kind of person has fans. I need to polish my drawrin skills and maybe people will kiss MY ass and ignore what an asshole I am to them.
>>65517693
Never in all of /d/ have I seen a man buttfucked as hard as that man there.
>>65518340
>That doesn't mean your neighbors can't hate you for it.
Again, so what?
>>65512205
I did like a 3rd of the content for walmart apocalypse under a name and anon content, it was nice to see it get its own clusterfuck of a 1d4chan page.
>>65518187
>>65518201
getting so butthurt over a review that gave you a fucking 4 out of 5.
>>65518264
>that ambiguous level-ground mentality that's supposed to elevate you for knocking everyone else down a peg
Do you have any defined criticisms to voice, perhaps?
>>65518206
Isn't like half the purpose of the internet to spread celebrity nude pics
>>65518254
>>65518446
We've lost touch with our roots, damn it.
>>65517298
>30,576 posts
>>65518057
post the tumblr url, dont post the nudeseven if she is a massve queefburger and cut you off for having an opinion, don't post private shit
>>65518365
You don't have t polish anything. Just use the right hashtags and accuse everyone that disagrees with you of sexism.
>>65518470
Over about 14 years time.
>>65518283
>>65518318
Oh I'm gonna share them, trust me. I'm gonna give her some time just to make extra super sure she's not gonna talk to me again and harass me for eternity for posting them.
She has friends who shitpost on /v/ and they probably have never been to /co/ but I feel nervous anyways. Though they all likely have her nudes too, they weren't exactly hard to get.
And no I'm not gonna sick mai persunel armee on her because she's pretty good at shitting on her own life and getting extremely upset over slights she made up.
>>65518485
I'm not gonna post the Tumblr because I just know some faggot here is gonna send her a PM or whatever they have over there telling her some 4chan asshole is shittalking her and since she has no other longterm friends she'll know it's me.
>>65518470
I wonder how many 4chan posts I've uhh posted. Baby Jesus better be keeping track so he can tell me when I die or itll all be pointless.
>>65518551
>violating someone's trust because you don't like them anymore
>>65518551
>Oh I'm gonna share them, trust me.
Don't.
You're just making girls more shy about sharing them to begin with.
>>65518551
You.
Yes you.
Stop this right now.
You go and talk some sense into her right now.
>>65518551
Doncha love the kind of people whom if you give them a hammer they'll quickly beat themselves to death with it
SJWs in general are turning out to be the most inherently self-destructive internet subculture to date. As Gamergate shows as soon as they get any measure of power they immediately abuse it until it falls apart around them.
>>65518551
Don't be a dick dude.
>>65518551
Do it faggot
>>65512205
Though titties, anon. I was the one who edited THIS image into the one with the hand over the pillow, and it's been way more popular than the original. I honestly want people to recognize the actual artist, but I have no idea who it is.
>>65518591
give us a hint or a cloo for the url
is it missespeon and her clique of stupid fucking new yorker friends
is it one of the canon pokemon name urls
is it a pun url
>>65518551
Don't post them. You're better than that, dude.
>>65518551
>She has friends who shitpost on /v/
And people why /v/ is so paranoid about this.
>>65517388
>So then some guys are like "sure is some white american guys trying to dictate names for a japanese kids' show in here" and he flipped his lid.
that's "flipping his lid"?
Jesus you guys have a low trolling threshold, I remember when we got the amazing athiest to stick a banana up his butt using just "if X then how Y? Czechm8 athiests." arguments.
Calling a guy racist over a ninja robot discussion and then having him overshare about his whiteness in response to such a nonsequitur is... just get back to /b/ kiddies, you need to practice more.
>>65511948
They made this before that happened
>>65518660
Barring the nudes thing, I'd like to know how that anon is going to talk sense into his tumblrist friend. Apparently she's had a falling out with everyone of her former friends about her behavior and ideaology
>>65518551
Wait wait wait. She has mates shitposting on /v/ and you get the shaft for defending free speech? I don't understandPost them anyway
>>65518551
>She has friends who shitpost on /v/
Changed my mind. Do it.
>>65518551
dont do it mang, it's gonna snowball and next thing you know a thread about PHG has 1000+ replies, is locked and has articles about it on jezebel or some shit
>>65518660
By "talk" you actually mean "violent sexual assault" right?
>>65518716
By not acting like a child, going around to her house and speaking to her as a friend.
These people are sad people, they are confused people.
You need to help them.
>>65512205
I know that feel.
I fucked Moot's mom and am Moot's dad.
No one give me credit for inventing 4chan though...
>>65518733
No. Loving, consensual sexual assault. In multiple holes.
>>65518727
>implying that /v/ is good for anything but shitposting on
>>65518755
Of course this will only work if he doesn't confirm her beliefs that he's untrustworthy.
>>65518804
Exactly
>spending time on /v/
>>65518551
>>65518629
>>65518641
>>65518660
>>65518667
>>65518691
>>65518731
Ignore these people. The bridge has already been burnt. Either way it can only get worse, so just cut loose.
>>65518551
>She has friends who shitpost on /v/
>/v/ was right about sjw shitposters
Fuck me
>>65518727
But /v/ fucking sucks.
>>65518664
SJWs are this generation's hippies. They whine and cry for changes that are supposed to be socially virtuous but really all they want is money and fame without working hard and earning them.
>>65518459
It's never occurred to me before, but how the FOX News get to the fabled Invasion board?
>>65518846
/v/ is ALWAYS right.
>>65518807
Exactly.
If you valued that friendship so much, use it as a blade to cut down the SJW cancer.
>>65518859
At least the hippies had drugs and sex
SJWs basically go out of their way to be offended at everything to the point where it's inevitable they burn their bridges and become completely powerless sooner or later.
>>65517160
>fat, middle aged brown women
no, those draw fun sexy comics.
>>65518802
And don't forgethand-holding
>>65517037
Natural selection loses again!
>>65518869
It's probably on another chan.
>>65518551
Don't.
>>65517215
I can't tell the artist how many wrongs this one strip has righted for me
>>65518551
Do eeeet
How did I just now learn of this? Is the entire comic like this or is this a recent turn like some reverse sinfest?
>>65517844
>GIRL YELLEDED AT ME WHEN ALL I DID WAS PROTECT FREEDUMS
Holy shit kid, you want to drive some nails into your palms and die for our sins since you're already determined to set yourself up as a huge goddamn martyr?
>B-BUT FIRST AMENDMENT RIIIIIGHTS
Unless this girl who friendzoned you works for the highest levels of the government, she's incapable of threatening anyone's free speech since all the first amendment says is that the federal government can't restrict your rights to speech.
You both sound like whiny cunts who deserve each other.
>>65517455
I would fuck that princess, though.
>>65519029
http://phgcomic.tumblr.com/tagged/comic
>>65517844
>muh personal blog
This is ruining /co/
>>65518846
>/v/ was right about sjw shitposters
/v/ is 100% shitposts, of course some of them are going to be from sjw's. That's like being surprised that the ocean has fish in it.
>>65519046
0/10.
>>65519046
>>65519029
It is all like this.
>>65519046
>>65518912
I mean, you can smoke weed in Washington and Colorado, and they seem to be interested in making it acceptable for women to have more sex, so it seems like they are pretty similar to hippies.
>>65519072
It's an on-topic anecdote. I know the cool big boys are all talking about how /co/'s going to shit, but lurk some fucking more.
>>65517160
Believe it or not, fat, middle aged brown women have better things to do than complain about feminism on the internet.
>>65519072
I agree, that's why I'm leaving this story at that.
>>65519046
Seriously? The point isn't what I said, it's just about how deluded some of these people are in their quest to stop everyone from ever disagreeing with them.
>>65519046
while she's about as threatening as a rock, she's still a huge cunt for cutting people out for differing opinions, normal people cut people off either because they're making them uncomfortable or they just fell out
>>65519133
SJWs never contribute to anything, though. Their entire activity is literally limited to yelling on the internet, making crazy lectures in college and apparently running video game 'news' sites.
>>65512205
>>65516133
I coined OTP, get on my level newfags.
>>65518380
>Never in all of /d/ have I seen a man buttfucked as hard as that man there.
HA, I woke up my cat, that was vary funny
>>65519169
They should be posting their tits on /b/
>>65519214
I only ever got this feeling when I told jokes form the internet to my school friends in 4th-6th grade and then they just spread it around and said it over and over and then i hated myself for even telling them the joke
>>65519029
Strictly speaking Sinfest came down with reverse-cerebus syndrome.
>>65519186
>she's still a huge cunt for cutting people out for differing opinions
Wait, she's a bad person for NOT talking to people? So you want SJWs to talk to more people? In fact, you wish for SJWs to be actively punished if they cease speaking to people?
>>65519193
Yeah, and fifty years ago all hippies did was smoke pot and complained about the man.
>>65517693
>Account is protected
I don't know shit about twitter, what does that mean? He block her?
>>65518724
pro-tumblr shitposting is a-ok anon.
>>65519304
>severing old friendships over a difference of opinion on jokes is a perfectly rational decision
>>65519304
no I don't want them to be punished, never implied that at all
they're just stupid fucking people who should be ignored and they're not a huge threat so long as you ignore them
>>65519330
He blocked everyone.
>>65515728
>4chan and Tumblr agree on something.
Who divided by zero?
>>65519437
Stopped clocks. Honestly I wish we could learn to harness this kind of situation, they would make a great weapon.
>>65519382
Who the fuck are you, the breakup police?
>>65519509
>4chan more welcoming than tumblr
I always thought tenaflyviper was a fucking idiot but this right here is next level shit
>>65518841
Like Anon said, we're still evil people.
>>65519437
Tumblr and 4chan didn't agree, Diaz just pulled a Macklemore's folly and assumed they wouldn't devour him like they do everyone else if given the chance.
>>65519587
Velma a shit, Daphne is best girl.
>>65519608
>Macklemore's folly
Que?
So are the nudes habbening or not
>>65519587
They got a point, we are all faggots and your opinion or who you are matters not here.
The fag you are fighting in one thread could be the last Anon you told "You are mah nigga" and if somebody shit over you it will last only for that thread, unless you are a massive cunt.
>>65519587
Meh, at least some of our boards are more accepting than tumbler. Ever go to /an? Lovely people, just super friendly.
>>65519608
Who is this Macklemore guy? I've heard the name a few times, but don't really care enough to actively look it up.
>>65512205
As long as we're talking about things we think we started while having no proof, I believe I was the first person to write "MODS = GODS". It was on some Smash Bros website.
>>65519587
It kind of is though. So long as you adopt the mannerisms and post style, you can easily pretend like you've been here the whole time.Like me, for instance.
On tumblr you have accounts, so some people have their opinions given more weight than others.
>>65519708
Faggot liberal who did that "thrift shop" song.
>>65519667
This comes up every time, but they're honestly underwhelming and not very good as fap material. Take it from someone who has seen them, they're disappointing and generally not worth the effort to look them up.
>>65519705
people on /an/ use emoticons non-ironically. Feels like Im posting on facebook.
>>65519695
>it will last only for that thread
Or even less, as long as you only reply to one person per post you can end up alternating between praising a person and calling them a faggot with every post.
>>65519772
>Take it from someone who has seen them, they're disappointing and generally not worth the effort to look them up.
Wait, are you a different guy from
>>65518551
?
You know who he's talking about?
>>65519705
I'm considering a career as a vet, and while it has probably the slowest traffic, I will admit /an/ is a very cosy place (unless someone's shitposting about neutering or specifically bred dogs)
>>65519774
/an/ is a really casual place though, so it's expected
>>65519587
Are we not? Sure, we're acerbic, but we're not exclusionary.
>>65519765
>that "thrift shop" song.
Never heard of it, still don't care enough to look it up.
>>65519663
The misconception that being an sjw yourself excuses you from being a white male.
Macklemore routinely gets shit on by sjw's for the most minute things despite being the preachiest social justice asshole in entertainment.
>>65519746
it really doesn't matter unless you're being an uppity cunt posting inane and stupid opinions without proof. Unless you've been here since before chanology, it doesn't matter really.
Speaking of which, wasn't surgeon spam on /b/ around 08 or something? I miss there being no captcha.
>>65519550
Someone's touchy. Did you have to cut some 'toxic' people out of your life, Anon?
>>65519742
I made some shitty MS paint incest porn on /v/ once for a thread of what kind of vidya parent you had, most of the drawings are lost and the ones that survived are on paheal under "Mama-chan" tag. From time to time I get to see them getting reposted on porn threads.
>>65519841
We're EXTREMELY exclusionary, it's just that who we exclude varies wildly depending on current events. A trip to /v/ every month will show you all you need to know about that.
>>65519804
>Stringing along multiple conversations on different posts.
>They converge into like twp other people who you were just arguing with about one thing and teaming up on the other anon over the second topic.
Its an interesting system.
UH OH HOT POCKETS IS COMING
QUICK GET YOUR LAST WORDS IN
>>65519844
To be fair he entirely deserves it.
Faggot doesn't know shit about anything he's talking about.
That one gay song he wrote legit offended me and I'm queerer than double dodger dogs trying to squeeze themselves into a single bun.
>>65517160
>brown women
because that's their avatars. SJWs are almost exclusively west coast white men with glasses that dress from thrift shops and chubby white girls that are either in or two seconds out of college that have dyed their hair some color more commonly seen in anime.
>>65519921
>Post bullshit opinion
>Somebody calls me out
>Don't reply
>other replies for me
>Fight starts
>Anon still thinks he is arguing with me
>>65519973
What about it offended you?
>>65519608
>Macklemore's folly
don't invent terms that only you understand you faggot
>>65519921
Sometimes I wish I could be a mod just to be able to see and follow who ends up arguing with who. It really seems like a fascinating thing to watch. Like every sitcom mistaken identity plot ramped up with 4chan's usual fury.
>>65519705
>never been to/an/
>check it out
>one shitposter reminding everyone that this is 4chan so nigger nigger nigger
>>65517215
>Your advocacy is contentious and counterproductive
I swear to god if someone prints this on a T-shirt I'll buy it.
>>65519987
>post opinion
>get gangbanged about how I'm a faggot
>someone new pops in with "LOL I trol u"
>everyone thinks he's me
>thread derailed for like 100 posts
Anonymous image boards, everyone
>>65520004
Macklemore said some stuff that was pro-gays, SJWS said "HE'S STILL A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, GET HIM"
>>65519919
No, we are not. We don't endeavor to stop anybody from participating. We don't treat outsiders any differently than we treat regulars, and unless you step on some cultural landmine then we're generally happy to help on any board.
We spent entire threads giving legitimate recommendations to Lazare. We even listened to his party jams, anon.
>>65520079
>Keep posting as though nothing happened
>>65519987
>Post some bullshit opinion
>Post a contrary opinion that calls me on my shit
>Other faggots argue back and forth
>Obtain free bait
>Start over again
>>65519919
>A trip to /v/
Found your problem, chief
>>65519987
>When other people argue your point better than you
>>65520117
I use a similar method to trick people into agreeing with something I've said.
>>65520089
>we don't endeavor to stop anybody from participating
What about people who strongly disagree with our opinions, or people that act like Redditors or Tumblrites?
>we don't treat outsiders any differently than regulars
Yes we do, unless those outsiders lurk for quite a while. We even call them newfags and tell them to get the fuck out.
>unless you step on some cultural landmine
Ones which change more rapidly than stock prices.
>>65519987
>post bullshit opinion
>get called out
>to lazy to reply
>someone else does it
>they get called out
>I reply for them
>the cycle continues
>>65520089
I think something that is inherent in anonymous posting is that you never know what you're going to get. One thread you can have people having an intelligent discussion, and in another thread you can have nothing but shitposting.
>>65520173
>When you join the side that was arguing with you and fluster more butts effectively
>>65520238
And you can have the same people in both threads. Kazerad got it closest.
>>65520176
Are you actually new here? Nobody has taken the newfag thing seriously. Ever. We are as likely to shitpost a bad request thread by a babyfaced tumblerite as we are to shittalk a bad opinion from some dedicated neckbeard wizard.
We're not mean to outsiders and kind to insiders. We're equal parts awful and helpful to everybody.
>>65519304
>reverse-cerebus syndrome
i'm stealing this
>>65520238
And in another you get shitposting that's actually intelligent discussion written in code.
>>65519695
>The fag you are fighting in one thread could be the last Anon you told "You are mah nigga"
which is why I will always support anonymity. your whole post really
>>65520279
Kaz has repeatedly showcased his basedness.
>No, feminists, you can't accuse people of shit without evidence.
>No, Dobson, you can't give advice you read from a How to Draw Manga book to the masses and try to pass it off as legitimate insight.
>No, Katia, you cannot have a good, normal, or decent life because your suffering makes me all kinds of money.
Whoever coined the term "shitposting" is probably orgasming to death right now.
What did we call it before though?
>>65519133
>SJWs
>sex positive
Not in the fucking least. They might be down with inventing new pronouns and genders every week but when it comes to actual sex and sexuality they're more like fucking soccer moms who don't think it people should be making sexy content (at least not of women) because it's objectifying and misogynistic.
>>65520372
unless it contains wholock.
>>65520289
Stop being silly. You KNOW we insult idiots that post shit that doesn't agree with what we think and people that clearly act like shills. You KNOW we generally act more friendly to people who follow the current trends and post shit that the hivemind enjoys. It's basic human nature. 4chan isn't some nebulous alien monster that acts schizophrenically, it's just a bunch of anonymous people who are encouraged to act like assholes.
>>65520238
>you never know what you're going to get
I love those screencaps that go like this
>OP: Hey /co/ should I read Batman?
>342 posts and 84 image replies omitted. Click here to view.
>Anons are arguing about political topics or just the farthest thing imaginable from batman.
>>65520335
He's a ridiculous homosexual but I find his long ass posts charming. I really should start reading Prequel.
Gosh I love these faces
>>65520176
>What about people who strongly disagree with our opinions, or people that act like Redditors or Tumblrites?
Being told to fuck off is somehow stopping you from participating? Sorry your feelings get hurt so much by being called names you have to stop posting tumblerite redditor newfag.
>>65511804
is it wrong i want to fuck Trolly Mcdouche?
>>65512205
4chan is my creative place where I'm always trying to write things that other people will like or laugh at. it's worked a few times, i'll see screencaps from time to time and it gives me such a weird feeling inside.
>>65520410
We are not a monolith. Neither are idiots or shills.
>>65517863
>Someone disagrees with me, using /pol/ humor, anti-jewish/anti-black/calls me a jew
>THEY POL BOOGEYMAN ISN'T REAL!
>>65520463
My favorites are the ones that end up as a complex discussion about genitals using a wide variety of metaphors made up on the spot.
>>65520531
Being told to fuck off is ATTEMPTING to stop you from participating. Being banned (which usually requires being reported by other users) genuinely stops you from participating.
I also like how your dumb ass didn't respond to my other points.
>>65520573
In which case, we can't be described as this amazing site where you'll be despised and loved equally, no matter who you are.
>>65512205
It's ok. I posted the original laughing batman from TDKR. Just the once. Now it's a common reaction image. Such is life in the land of anonymity.
>>65519995
>“And I can’t change even if I tried, even if I wanted to,"
That's basically it. The entire song keeps repeating this bullshit, tired cliche about being "born this way" and "unable to change," the end result is so sexually regressive it can't and won't even recognize the Kinsey scale.Also it's a piss poor song in general, but that offends me in a different way.
>>65512205
Sure I'll believe you did it. I mean your anon and someone did, might as well be a stranger I know nothing about.
That's pretty cool though, I wrote some joke about Tim Drake getting laid rebooted the universe and it spread for like a week and dissapeared. It's fun to see those things happen.
>>65520621
My favorites are when /tg/ stays on topicThough only sometimes
>>65520630
>Being banned (which usually requires being reported by other users) genuinely stops you from participating.
Anyone who isn't a newfag can get around a ban in under ten minutes.
>>65519973
That's entirely possible, but it doesn't differentiate him at all from diaz, or for that matter most people who try to get by on their feminist/liberal/sjw cred. Guys who join such causes tend to develop a 'white messiah' attitude, like they're there to defend the poor savages who are to weak or stupid to fight their own battles. Diaz saw himself as a leader of the social justice movement and was probably genuinely offended that a mere plebian cartoonist called him out on his stupidity. He didn't realize that tumblr didn't like him for his ideas, it liked him for his willingness to add his voice to their own. Once he spoke out of turn, he had outlived his purpose.
>>65520656
If sexuality is fluid, how come all those gays over the years didn't just turn straight to prevent themselves from getting gaybashed?
>>65520720
>evading bans
>not using bantime as a way to calm the fuck down and play some vidya
In any case, however much time you spend being banned (or working on unbanning yourself) is time you're spending not participating. It works, in a way.
>>65520630
>In which case, we can't be described as this amazing site where you'll be despised and loved equally, no matter who you are.
That is very literally the point of anonymity. Because we don't love or despise you the person. We can't.
Your argument is that we are mean, therefore we are excluding people. But we're mean to everybody. Nobody's excluded from any of it. Period.
>>65519825
Crazy girl's friend here, that ain't me, I left the thread to drink myself to sleep
>>65520711
>/tg/ stays on topic
>for two posts
Sounds about right.
>>65517693
>me rove you rong time wit big amellican dick?
Jesus kekking christ I've never seen so much BTFO in one post.
>>65520789
We're nice to people who post good content. In the thread, we'll gladly suck their egos. Plus, there's the very nature of tripfags and namefags. SOME of them are well-received.
>>65520783
>get banned
>reset router
>post again
Literally 1 fucking minute
>>65520847
I'm surprised he ran away, usually they say it's internalized racism/sexism and then disregard what the person has to say.
>>65520630
>I also like how your dumb ass didn't respond to my other points
Because you're arguing with multiple people, fuckface. And since when do you get banned on 4chan for spouting opinions that disagree with the "hivemind"?
I really don't think you get the point of being anonymous at all. The point is you do not have a reputation, you cannot be personally targeted for hate or praise because you are anonymous. You can exit a debate at any time in which everyone seems to hate you and go straight into another thread and start posting and everyone will love you.
>>65520779
>Those poor gay souls in San Francisco will never know the joying being a faggot with a concealed carry permit.
It's kinda like having AIDS, you've got a penis that ejaculates death.
>>65516021
yes
>>65520779
I think he's complaining that the song seems to portray being gay as a curse.
>>65520841
>>65520911
Depends on if they're women or not. SJW men are usually *just* smart enough to know to back the fuck out since those ancient animal instincts kick in and they realize the tide is about to turn on them.
Diaz is an example of what happens when that instinct is suppressed.
>>65520929
UH-OH YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD
>>65494464
>>65517012
>I have aspergers and cannot recognize sarcasm.
This... this right here might just be the line that made me laugh hardest in something like 5 years.
>>65520927
>You can exit a debate at any time in which everyone seems to hate you and go straight into another thread and start posting and everyone will love you.
Hell, you can switch sides in the same argument and no one can call you out on it.
>>65520929
Now I'm thinking about right-wing gays and it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks faganon.
>>65518716
God damn it guys, we're /co/! We have superman, the point of half the superheroes is to save their villains. At least try to help her understand her problems with reality, giving up is for faggots.
>>65521043
I've only actually met one bug-chaser in my life and it was pretty fucked up. Not just the whole, "I want HIV thing," but it was all part of an elaborate scheme against his boyfriend. Something like the purest expression of the concept of hatefucking.
>>65521127
>the point of superheroes is to save their villains
Don't you start with this shit.
>>65521013
This. It's always the women who like to play the "Internalized racism/sexism" card
>>65519608
I'm stealing Mackelmore's Folly.
>>65521127
The point of Superman is to do the right thing. That's why he had to kill Mr. Mxyzptlk. That's why he had to die. Nerd.
>>65520779
Woah now.
Keep that tumblr shit out of here.Honestly - at least from what I've read, a lot of LGBT groups advocate not coming out if you're in an unsafe environment and do not have the capability to move yourself away and support yourself. So that's just a shitty thing brought about by the media's romanticization of being "true to yourself" and by extension running away, for teens.
>>65520929
>tfw District 9 court ruling is going to make CCW shall issue
Feels good.
>>65517455
3rd and 4th panel are fucking gold.
>>65521244
Ninth District.
Ninth District court ruling.
>>65521127
Or he could cause her to destroy herself with her own views and mistakes.
>inb4 The Shadow would just shoot his enemy, I'm a radiofag
>>65521232
When that thread bites the dust, I'll post the image here so everyone can see it.
>>65519919
I think it's differant than exclusionary. We just have a really weird culture, we do quite a lot to keep the Hate Machine look rolling to weed out the weak. I use WE as a "more than one person", 4chan's also not a single organism unlike SJW cults.
>>65520176
We're all Redditors here anon, internet culture is basically one big family except for the hatefilled uncles.
I feel like the word "cult" has been said enough in this thread to make it obligatory to post this.
>>65521379
>We're all Redditors here
Speak for your fucking self.
Why do you all follow author drama? I thought you were above it all.
>>65521125
You're welcome, just remember that New York state has ten times the number of hate crimes as Alabama and, as far as pistol calibers go, there really isn't enough of a ballistics difference between the most common self-defense rounds to base your choice of carry gun on anything other than personal preference. It's all about shot placement.
>>65521379
>We're all Redditors here
>>65521379
Being told to go back to reddit is one of the few insults that bothers me. It has nothing to do with the community, I just hate the website's format enough that the idea of using it pisses me off. How the fuck can people post on that shitheap?
>>65521322
What is a cult? I thought it had something to do with religion. Doesn't seem like there are a lot of the religious folks on tumblr.
>>65521458
>I thought you were above it all.
That's a good one.
>>65521238
>talking to friend
>she brings up how comics are the most sexist things ever
>she's literally never read a comic that wasn't a Tumblr drawing or manga
>I am a huge nerd for comic history
>tell her the "problems" with females in comics are largely misconceptions carried over from the 90's and female characters have been pushed in comics since the 60's but nobody cares about them
>she says my opinion ccan't be trusted because I probably am biased and blind to the struggles of females
AND YET YOU ARE NOT BIASED AND MAYBE SEE ISSUES WHERE THERE AREN'T ANY BECAUSE YOU'RE A FEMALE WITH A VICTIM COMPLEX?
>>65520999
goddamn I'm happy /tg/ is my home board.
>>65521458
I didn't recognize a single real-life reference in this comic and still found it funny.
>>65521571
have the longer one then
>>65521244
>>65521292
Yeah, but you know if it does pass you'll see something like $1000 dollar fees and dozens of mandatory classes and tests.
>>65521559
You see anon, you are wrong and the reason that you don't know you're wrong is why I'm right. Crack that nut, fucker.
>>65521238
>>65521293
I said Half, important wording.
>>65521240
You are correct. Pretty sure Superman wouldn't post noods though.
>>65521442
>>65521379
I'll say alot of the internet intermingles but anyone here in this thread AT BEST browses Reddit.
>>65521686
I don't.
>>65520339
I can't remember. I remember a time before "newfag" was a term and when we had to scroll to the top of the page to reply, and had to manually refresh. There was no captchas and frames were still the norm.
>>65512049
Isn't it misusing the word "earmark?"
>>65521686
Just shut the fuck up.
>>65521686
Why don't you just go back to reddit?
>>65521686
Nah
>>65521686
I do not, good sir
I've seen it, but it wasn't my cup'o'tea
>>65520047
You know that there have to be some users that drive the SJ band-wagon on sites with an account name and come here for a FAGGOT-spam nightcap.
>>65521530
I think it just feels safe. It's a cool club to join for people who don't have friends. Hell that was half the reason I always hung out with older guys at the comic shop.
>>65521686
I did once for like five minutes. Fuck that layout.
>>65521769
>>65521760
>>65521742
>>65521720
Man this feels good to finally be validated.
>>65512205
I did this thing
>>65521686
Nope. Fuck it's shitty format and fuck upvotes and downvotes. That really DOES create a hivemind.
>>65521853
It's kind of funny how a teenager made the best western forum.
>>65521530
>I just hate the website's format enough that the idea of using it pisses me off
i THINK there's supposed to be some setting you can click on to make it sort posts into chronological order, thereby making threads minimally readable
don't really feel like it's worth the effort figuring out where this setting is just so i can read peddit though
>>65521816
I did something like that three years ago. Never went back even once.
>>65521853
Why do they always keep doing that? Nearly every site has upvotes and downvotes, has no one said how stupid that is for a community?
>>65521686
I don't even care for Reddit's community.
I don't like the site because the layout is shit and difficult to use.
>>65518551
Don't, man. I'm not telling you for her sake. If she's cut you off, that's her decision. I'm telling you for you. This is the dark, anon. No one watching, no one has to know. Only the you, the real you underneath all the stuff you wear to get through life. The decision you make is what will be in your heart. Don't let the pain twist you. Don't let the impulse turn you into something you can't look at.
I used to think like some of you, that it was okay to use this place to always be mean, hateful, spiteful, just say the most awful things you can think of and really try to hurt somebody. I was from Reddit and thought it was the coolest site ever, because it all gets wiped away and means nothing soon enough.
But after a couple weeks, I had my eyes opened from browsing a handful of /v/, /co/ and /a/ threads. As an oldfag I see that it's important to agree and support a few people you see posting, instead of just leaving a thread full of negativity. You have to encourage the right people and not just tear down the bad ones even though it's more fun to be the "epic trolly mc whatever" who gets all the replies and wins the thread for being the cleverest shitposter.
>>65521852
that was a good thread
>>65519587
>>65519509
>4chan more accepting than tumblr
We are becoming the cancer. We went to raid tumblr,and we forgot to close the drawbridge when we went out.
>>65521933
Jesus Christ man, what did you do?
>>65521930
Most people like thinking their opinions matter more than other people's. Giving them the opportunity to actually make other people's opinions worth less than theirs is like giving them crack.
>>65521949
Kill yourself you contrarian faggot
>>65521949
It's kind of our version of upvotes. It's nice to know people other than me feel this way though.
>>65521852
Good work.
Most I ever did was ask the question in this.
>>65521949
>I was from Reddit
>As an oldfag
>sagegoesinallfields
>>65522039
Man that was a good thread.
>>65521914
I found it once. It helped me go through one thread and find about two worthwhile posts. I'm pretty sure by the next time I tried to use the site it had moved and I couldn't find it again. God I hate that place.
>>65521949
Are you saying it took you a couple weeks to realize you could have actual discussions on here?
>>65522085
Seriously? Most of us are from /b/, I don't think our origins are really that important.
>>65521949
>from reddit
>oldfag
Your ignorance pains me, I wish it would pain you instead
>>65521949
>that whole post
>>65522114
The threads I'm in don't lend well to discussion, they're derailed easy. I'm not going to tell you which boards though because I know you'll go try to be epic.
I'm rarely on /co/ because it's full of newfags though so do it all you want here.
>>65522114
I think everyone has that.
>>65522085
It's funny seeing people who came in 2007 or later thinking they can call themselves oldfags
>>65521686
Reddit's layout is infuriating, trying to even make sense of a single screenshot that gets slung around here a lot is a pain in the ass to try to understand, the upvoting/downvoting bullshit coupled with blatant circlejerking in every single screenshot has done its duty in keeping me the fuck out of there.
I don't even care if Reddit were by some horrific joke of the cosmos better. Its website layout is worse than a fucking geo cities website.
>>65521949
Kill yourself.
>>65522114It took me a few months to come to 4chan for the second time. The first time all I saw was furry porn on /b/ and didn't want to see more.
>>65522164
I find /tg/ is the best board to have conversation about geeky shit here. It's usually pretty low key and as long as your witty you can change any thread to a conversation you want.
>>65522085
Man, I miss the email field and being able to see sage.
>>65522137
/co/ was my first board. I made this my home in 2011 and never went to /b/ until a week before the nudes leaked.
>>65521990
>that pic
There's a fucking rule which goes
>keep /pol/ in /pol/
you have a board for this stuff, use it. But no, you'd rather shitpost all over /co/ and ruin discussion about comics and cartoons with socio-political bullshit.
>>65521949
>calls himself an oldfag
>immigrant from reddit
Lolno
Oldfags are people who have been here since the beginning
>>65522194
I have this problem trying to read tumblr? images. and twitter, I can't decipher twitter things at all unless it's just a one twit image.
>>65522199
You are lucky. The first thing I saw when I came here was the original zippocat thread.
>>65521949
My shitposting > your shitpostijng
>>65522221
I fucked around on /b/ for porn when I was young. I really only got into 4chan six or five years ago in college and that was directly to /tg/ and /co/.
>>65521634
>Pretty sure Superman wouldn't post Wondy's glorious, god-sculpted tatas
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one.
>>65522210
>as long as your witty
my witty?
>>65522199
The first thing I saw on 4chan was some weird octopus bitemark guro porn.
>>65522265
Yeah but I got all the replies so I won the thread.
>>65522199
>coming here from YTMND cause everyone said all of it just came from 4chan anyway
>/b/ was just weird
>oh hey, there's other boards here
A couple trips to /co/ and /v/ and the rest was history
>>65522231
Excepting of course the threads where liberals post a shit ton of shit about how conservatives are silly and then get assblasted when people retaliate
Or the fact that you can be banned for offhandedly calling someone a racial slur now
>>65521933
I'm too drunk to navigate my Dropbox from my phone anyway
>>65522250
Fuck same man, I wonder if it's because I'm used to 4chan and old Facebook so anything confuses me.
>>65522288
I think Wonder Woman might make him.
>>65522323
False. I made up bullshit about posting the nudes. I wasn't even that guy.Or was I
>>65517298
AW SHIT. I KNOW THAT FORUM
ALLSPARK FORUM
allspark com/forums/
BEEN AGES. AW SHEIT BRAH.
>>65521240
But the next thing he said was that no one has the right to kill so he went into the Gold kryptonite chamber and fucked off forever.and also plowed Lois Lane and lived happily ever after, but still
>>65522039
>Superman has a fridge with a bunch of kid's drawings in the Fortress of Solitude
I thought this was actually cannon. There was an issue or something where Steal's daughter brings a villain to the Fortress because he thinks Supes is too conceited or something, so she shows him this giant wall where Superman hangs up every single letter he's ever gotten, fan and hate mail.
>>65522289
yep. how big is your witty? Mines giant.
>>65522348
Obviously that's shit man. Mods will be Mods but getting too /pol/ or too /lib/ should both be looked down upon.
>>65522413
You should try to google your first screen names and see what old forums come up. I got some neopets stuff.
>>65522289
Tweety loves some D&D.
>>65522425
Didn't make it to the third sentence?
>>65522425
Actually it turns out his timeline was destroyed in a terrible apocalypse and he went back in time to kill Batman and fix it
>>65522437
You mean this?
>>65522332
I can still hear that fucking NEDM song
>>65521737
Newfag was a term in 2008 when I started browsing, but all that other stuff was only changed in like 2012 so I'm confused as to why you included it along with newfag
>>65521686
no, reddit is a fucking sewer even compared to this place. It's a less coherent, more child-molestery version of 9gag with a user interface that Google would consider awkward and halfassed.
>>65522504
Yeah, that's the one.
I was a regular onfark (you can't judge me any more harshly than I judge myself)and someone around 2005 made some offhand comment about there being porn of tinkerbell out there on the interbutts followed by "(don't link me some page on 4chan, ok)" and after finding the site I never looked back.
>>65522394
God damn cut it out. I'm noodz guy. Not posting the shit. I might post ones of someone else I don't give a fuck about though
>>65522536
I always wished there was a real non faggoty database of where 4chan speak came from. Then I wished it would never exist because that'd probably ruin 4chan speak.
>>65522565
So you were lured to 4chan with the allure of Tinkerbell porn?
>>65522565
Man, remember the days before Paheal? Cold days...
>>65520339
I'm not sure there was a need for it before. Originally, I was only on /b, but I don't remember shitposting being possible. The whole board was just memes and porn, mostly doujins. We didn't have discussions like this or anything, we just posted epic combos, and uninterrupted cat pictures that took up 3 or 4 posts. Or interrupted slowpoke pictures (that's the joke; he's slow, so his combo was interrupted).
>>65522616
there is something similar, but if you haven't found it yet, you don't deserve it
>>65522666
I remember when Alice in Sexland was the weirdest thing around
>>65522686
How much of an oldfag are you?
>>65522707
I remember the first time I saw shitting dicknipples. So naive.
>>65521739
>1. A mark or deformation of the ear of an animal, intended to indicate ownership.
>2. (US, politics) The designation of specific projects in appropriations of funding for general programs.
>3. A mark for identification; a distinguishing mark.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/earmark
Eh, it works as a 3. or metaphorical 1.
>>65522649
I thought most of us originally came here because we heard there was porn
>original doto was made
>go to forums
>see posts about 4chan
>started on/a/as atripfag
>migrate to /co/ then stopped tripfagging because I forgot why I tripfagged
>>65522764
I was actually introduced to it by a girl I was with in high school.
>>65522764
I came here because I heard there were RPGs. And there were.
I will always hold a special place in my heart for the /tg/-that-was, Japanese birds and all.
>>65522764
That's why I'm here. Though, feel free to hate me, I came here the second time because of TV Tropes. Those guys have a pretty high opinion of 4chan compared to most communites.
I really only remember starting to come around 4chan around the time /tg/ was made, though I think I was coming here also to find streams for the avatar season 3 stuff around that time. But /tg/ has been my home board and though I left from 2011 until mid last year, I was there for most of the beginnign shit. Man I sure do miss /tg/ before half of it was fucking quests.
/co/ has been much more up and down I guess. A bit more up than down but the last year /co/ has kinda gotten a little shtity.
>>65522707
Bondage Fairies was my first manga. Followed by Slut Girl, Voice of Submission/Gehenna and Super Taboo.
I never had a chance.
>>65522799
Did you make sweet sweet love to her with all your combined fetishes?
>>65522649
>So you were lured to 4chan with the allure of Tinkerbell porn?
I'm chemically addicted to terrible things like bad movies. The internet IS porn for me.
>>65522764
I came here because I wanted to learn about what seemed to be the internet's last frontier, I stayed because I enjoy anonymous discussion
>>65522764
First time I came here there was just /b/ which was dumb as hell so I didn't stay.
Came back some time later and still didn't like it here.
Once my other places died came back again and stayed.
>>65522810
Crossposters, anon. The userbase spread between tvtropes and the hobby boards is shared.
>>65522841
It still is pretty good. Just we need a board for fucking quests.
>>65522849
>be young anon
>jerked off to futa manga
>it was traps
Mistakes were made
>>65517012
...That second panel is making my dick unreasonably hard.
>>65522852
Nah, I'm pretty vanilla.
>>65522764
That's the right way to find 4chan. My first year was spend only going to /s/. Then I got into comics and ended up checking this place out.
>>65522721
I remember being here in highschool, which would have been ~2006 or 2007. So I haven't been here from the very beginning, but I've been around for a while.
>>65522810
TVTropes was actually pretty good years ago, especially if you were a younger guy because the posters seemed really smart (relatively). Though now I see they were smug assholes.
It has long since been taken over by the imitators of those original smug assholes, and THEIR imitators, and tons of Gaiafags. I imagine a lot of them have even moved on to Tumblr now and that's where the SJW frenzy began.
>>65522764
>/l/
>/s/
God. The memories are flashing through my eyes. It is like I am dying.
>>65522909
Turn mistakes into miracles anon
>>65522892
It really is the internet's last frontier. I don't think this place will ever be tamed, those newfags we bitch about will be the next crop of oldfags years down the road. The best part is no one really stays here unless they can handle the culture so that'll stay a thing forever.
>>65522666
>using google to find my first porn
>disabling safe search and looking for tentacles because Weebl made a joke about it
>>65522946
Back when I was in high school TV Tropes was a godsend, nobody really gave a shit if you wanted to talk about the merits of eighties comics. Helps that I was into Buffy back then.
>>65522902
>>65522841
>the questpocalypse
Hello brothers
I don't browse /tg/ much anymore, but I would consider my homeland
>>65522960
I can't see that, 4chan has changed pretty drastically from the original.
>>65522960
It is kind of sad that the rest of the internet is so bought and moderated that 4chan is looked at as the extreme bad end, when it's really very tame and nowhere near deep web sites and "dark web", which ironically are still pretty strictly moderated
>>65523033
>>65522841
>>65522902
Looks like we've got a big ol diaspora
>>65522960
The culture changes though
You can tell
When I first came here in 2008 I was only 17 and wary of being banned for being underage
Now at 23 I'm an old man compared to the bulk of the population on these boards
Things have changed so much
>>65522946
>Gaiafags
God, I haven't thought about that site in ages. I'm not sure what's worse, that everyone there acts like they're 13, or that I'm pretty sure everyone there is actually older than 18.
>>65523033
I imagine it's the same feeling pre ~2010 /x/philes feel about /x/
Their homeland has been ravaged, but it's still in their heart
>>65522987
>the first /a/ material I fapped to was cover art of urotsukidoji
>the first /co/ material I fapped to was brittany from the chipettes
>>65523033
Same. I wonder how much people have to bitch to get Moot to make a quest board?
>>65522902
Oh I still love /tg/ above all other boards. I'm a mainstay in the warmachine/hordes threads.
But fuck these fucking quests man.
>>65523033
Yo
>>65523069
Oi vey
>>65522750
>2005
>Hey anon, did you know people get off to animal people?
>That's so weird!
>Look at this picture of a chicken with breasts and a vagina!
>Eew man, the internet is so weird
2014
>viciously cycling through fetishes
>bored again with dickgirls, better look for sexy pictures of dinosaur girls...again
I'm not sure how to feel about this
>>65522960
I think there are some more obscure places than 4chan to be the proper last frontier of the internet, but I consider myself pretty new since I have only been on the internet since 2006,I'm not underage, just poor
>>65523079
>Now at 23 I'm an old man compared to the bulk of the population on these boards
You're actually really young compared to a lot of /co/
>>65522892
>>65522960
4chan is the closest you'll get to the internet right before Web 2.0 hit. A fossil as much as a frontier.
>>65522960
I'm conflicted about being considered an oldfag at some point in the future. On one hand it would be like a badge of honor, on the other I only came here in 2010 so it'll feel weird as hell even if it takes decades to happen. What's the middle ground between newfag and oldfag?
>>65523088
/tg/ is a pretty good place for /x/. I think most of them migrated there in the end, I do remember getting some anon to try and sex a ghost/demon in /tg/.
>>65523088
/tg/ isn't as buttfucked as /x/ is.
It's just that there's too fucking many quests.
>>65523163
I think the textboards are closer
>>65523199
The border between /tg/ and /x/ is minimal anyway
>>65523187
There's no middle ground everyone is a newfag and an oldfag
>Seventeen years old and discover 4chan
>Nurse-Kun was 2006
>I've been browsing off and on since two thousand and fucking six
>Never know if the amputee loli got a happy ending
>>65523225
textboards were kill
>>65523187
2008 is newfag, after that is cancer
>>65523187
Same. I still have no fucking idea how to do triforce.
>>65517491
/pol/ here, I've already saved it.
>>65523161
I think that but then I see census threads where the average person is 16-19
The end of highschool, all of college and post college spent on the 4chan, what a life
>>65523187
You're an oldfag when you have a happynegro or cockmongler image saved on your PC since 2004-5.
>>65523237
One can say the same about the border between /x/ and /pol/
>>65517068
>>65517150
what the fuck is going on here?
>>65523308
Alot of the 30 year old nerds I know who were there when Moot opened 4chan just stopped. I think there is an age where your life gets complicated enough that 4chan doesn't fit anymore.
>>65523370
One man's Archons are another man's media conspiracy, I suppose.
>>65523258
I don't mean in 4chan, silly
>>65523288
That fucking guy is my spirit animal.
>>65523107
>spontaneously developed an incest fetish
>no female family members
Goddammit, for once I get one that's physically possible and I can't do shit.
>>65516935
This is the closest he has come to smiling in his life.
>>65523107
I never went that far. Honestly outside of myguroand monster girl fetishes i'm vanilla.
>>65523402
The Board-tans relationship when it comes to the two really was true. I'm pretty sure my first GF was /x/ and I was /tg/ as fuck even if I didn't know about 4chan.
>>65523262
>saying that the year you came was okay and everything after was shit
As expected of Anon
>>65523522
That's still pretty...whats the word for Not Vanilla? Chocolate?
>>65518022
He sent a picture of his dick to women he was dating on a couple of occasions, only to find out that they weren't actually interested in him "in that way" and now he's guilty of sexual assault or some shit. He posted about it while having massive white guilt trips and hissy fits over Ferguson, and has deleted the posts since.
>>65523533
I came here in early 2009, cry some more
>>65523308
Did these threads happen during the summer? Because 4chan, but especially /co, gets a lot of kids over summer break, that leave as soon as school starts up again. Summerfags we call them.
>>65523573
I think generally anything out of the norm would be considered 'kinky'.
>>65523531
The boards were really close.
Then /b/ came to /x/ and then, well, you ahve the modern day /x/ boards.
>tfw your old HD got trashed and it had all your saved old /tg/ meatbreads and ruby quest and love can bloom shit.
>>65523384
I think it might be that it just seems repetitive after a while
I'm already feeling that 4chan is kind of tedious, whether it's the "bantah" threads on /int/ or the stormfags ruining /pol/ or /co/ being assaulted by idiots or /a/ just seeming like a lot of pedos and imagedumps or /v/tards whining about "weeaboos" who like playing japanese games everything makes me feel old, like the idea that 4chan is slowly becoming worse year by year might be true, but it might just be that people younger than me have different ideas of how things should work that seem utterly retarded to me
>>65523598
I remember hearing Moot actually say the opposite. That traffic is down during summer.
>>65523598
That's a categorical lie, anon. The amount of underage posters on these boards remains constant throughout the year.
>>65516479
>>65516640
>>65516727
>>65516696
i dunno man, it looks alot like her
>>65523613
Speaking of meatbread, did you catch that one thread on /tg/ where a couple of guys tried to make meatbread and instead created the devil of sandwiches?
I wish I'd screencapped it.
>>65523573
I'm just kidding.About the guro that is.My bigger fetishes are just curviness, monster girls, more consensual shit, and bondage/BDSM shit.I'm also more into hetero shit than yuri, I just can't into yuri.
>>65523622
I wonder how Moot feels about that?
>>65523673
Is it on sup/tg/? If so, I can probably find it.
I remember the dominions 3 game thread where someone summoned an eater of the dead that ate its way out of existence.
>>65523687
>Implying he cares about anything but the money anymore
>>65523687
Everyone once in awhile I find myself wondering what Moot actually thinks about how 4chan Culture changed. It's just so weird to me that some teenager made what I primarily do in my twenties years ago.
>>65519843
its actually pretty catchy
>>65523677
>I just can't into yuri
But it's so pure!
>>65523718
Mootenberg maks a killing off his passes.
I'd know, i've bought 2. So fucking useful for dumping shit.
>>65523718
If he cared about money 4chan would be shut down.
>>65523630
I say it's because regular posters leave for the summer. Without summerfags it would be much lower.
>>65523107
>2002
>anal sex seems so horrible, how could anyone do that to himself or his partner?
>2003
>yes, fuck that ass hard. make that bitch scream
>preteens? only monsters would fap to that
>2003 (a few months later)
>Oh, Sakura, you little slut. You didn't actually care about raising money for the school, did you?
>men having sex? ew
>2004
>yes bridget, take all those big fat dicks, you fucking sissy bitch
>these japanese are such creeps, how could they be aroused by a mutilated girl shoved into a bagpack?
>2004 (a few months later)
>YES BITCH DRINK YOUR OWN BABY STRAIGHT FROM THE BLENDER! IT IS AWWRIGHT! IT IS AWWRIGHT! HAHAHAHA!
>>65516359
>I COULD GO TO HELL BY PROXY
But anonYou've died and gone to hell. This is it.
>>65523766
>But it's so pure!
Goddamn if there was one thing on 4chan I could kill this shit would be on the top of the list. There are higher priorities but this s a good candidate
>>65523785
Eh, good for him. He could barely keep this shit up for years. Nice to know he can keep the boards around and get comfortable from 4chan.
>>65523825
Really? I think there are worse things out there than purityfags. Like [insert name of group you despise]
>>65523825
Did the artist take the bra's lace pattern and just magnify it?
>>65523622
Some days this plays just kills me. Other days it's fucking exhausting. There's nowhere else and I can't stop growing older. Fuck.
>>65523825
kill what, the pure thing or yurifags?because yurifags need to be killed
>>65523811
Thank god I haven't gotten to the end game there. I'm pretty sure Fox News hasn't realized how much 4chan contributes to the gay agenda. I think we're their biggest recruiters.
>>65523868
Yeah, it's pretty shitty fanart. I just wanted to post muh waifu from DG3
>>65523865
Like I said, there are worse. It's just one of those things I find really annoying for no reason.
>>65523902
Both, I guess? Yurifags who spam the purity shit.
>>65523902
Everytime I see Yurifags I think your talking about that one character in the Russian Revolution movie.
>>65523927
I've been here going on 5 years and dicks still do nothing for me. Am I broken?
>>65523811
Back in the day when I got bored with the stuff I liked I'd have to whack it to something new or else not at all. Eventually the new stuff became so hard to find I just had to develop new fetishes to masturbate. You kids are your fucking databases full of porn, lucky bastards.
I clicked on this thread expecting a Diaz-hate circlejerk and instead found wistful reminiscence and the keen awareness that someday we all will die
Pleasant surprise
>>65523972
I had a teacher whose name was yuri, we used to give him shit at my school because it sounds like a woman's name in my language
>>65519046
Could have been better b8, mate. Much Better.
>>65524017
Well congrats on finding out your pure straight. According to Kinsey that's really rare.
>>65523749
>Thrift Shop
I'm not a fan of Macklemore's original version, but Tyler Ward and Lindsey Stirling did a great cover of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ke-sS8dPKk
>>65524048
Hate is very close to wisdom on 4chan.
>>65524017
Seeing a girl who has a penis is a strange experience
>>65524108
I've kinda known it for a while. I can't even keep up a boner watching straight porn. All lesbian and solo girl stuff for me.
>>65524247
My theory is that watching straight porn for too long will make you physically gay. Like your dick will start responding to seeing a pair of balls just slapping the shit out of something even if you're not into that.
>>65520335
Kaz a basedest
>>65524108
I hate how many SJW and feminists and fucking GAYS just throw out the Kinsey scale. As a bi boy I like being around straight guys more than "my own kind" or whatever faggot shit that means. Fucking LBGTs are horrendous from what I've seen.
>>65524058
Are you Latin American?
>>65524330
Spectrums are hard and scary bro. Most people would rather pretend they know exactly where and what they are.
>>65518187
Man, what a cunt
Anyone punch him already?
>>65524290
Interesting theory. Where do dildos stand?
>>65524359
yeah, nowdays I even like russian names
>>65524183
Wisdom can stem from hate
I've realized that the white race being a social construct is true but at the same time it isn't because of continuous interbreeding between "white" groups ensuring that Arabs, English and Russians aren't groups that will truly exist in the future in the USA because ethnic solidarity isn't a thing anymore
>>65524364
That's why I hate the shitty labels everyone has for their sexuality or gender or whatever. Hate labels feels just like fucking high school, scared people making themselves a cut out to live in for the rest of their life.
I know what I like and anxiously wait to find out what else I like, why can't we just let that be it?
>>65524417
I was always surprised, as an American, that Yuri is a man's name in Russia
>>65524495
So is Sasha.
>>65524474
I like cooking, politics, writing and languages
>>65524474
getting back to SJW that's the primary reason I hate them, when some bitch wants to label me like a fucking animal I'm gonna say fuck you. Goddamn bitch, I'll trigger you with my fist to your face.
>>65524495
putin is specially humorous here
>>65524474
I enjoy labels. They satisfy my need for categorazing stuff.
>>65523441
Trust me, usually when you have an actual sister you don't get an incest fetish, and if you do you're usually not attracted to your actual sister, just tour fictional ones
>>65518380
My sides have transcended this dimension
>>65524524
fuck WHAT
>>65524574
Ihada sister. Would fuck if possible. And I prefer cousins anyway.
>>65517693
Context for the qt asian rekking his shit?
And now I deliver on my promise.
>>65518459
Oh great... now i want to see this very same thing with the SNK op
>>65524604
Wait, really? You've never heard of Sasha as a man's name?
>>65524495
i thought it was all about what syllable your stressed, and other than that it was lesbian hentai
>>65524290
There's also an idea in anthropology that both men and women really like the sight of dicks. Doesn't imply anyone is gay (or straight), just that we're hard wired to get excited at the sight of a cock.
>>65524645
The context was that he was a presumptuous bitch.
>>65524670
I've never heard of that. I've known that Yuri was for several years now, but I've only ever meet girls named Sasha.
>>65524642
Sounds like somebody needs to develop a necrophilia fetish.
>>65524655
God I wish I wasn't a fucking man. It's inherently more terrifying than getting raped.
>>65524574
I'm not attracted to my sister in the slightest, but loving, harem incest stories are top tier erotica. Mentalcase is the greetest.
>>65524574
When I read mother-son incest comics I usually imagine myself fucking my high school teachers and older versions of my female friends, never my own mom.
>>65524729
Who don't nigga? Who don't.
>>65524758
Already okay with that. She became a he sometime before I got the fetish. Also a huge bitch.
>>65517693
How do white dudes talk like exactly?
>>65524776
Don't be so close-minded neg. You just need a nice manly poz to convert you.
>>65524655
That is really old. I learned about 6 years ago that most of those forum posts were guys trolling the communities.
>>65524574
Moms and sisters are weird. I've got an older cousin I have a crush on though. I think it's a manner of familiarity. I rarely see her, so it's more ok to crush on her than my mom, or my sister if I had one. Also, she's really hot.
>>65524742
Worked with a Sasha over the summer. Old Russian man. Very nice.
>>65524859
I have no clue.
Do I type like a white dude? Because I most assuredly am not.
>>65524550
Being bisexual doesn't make unprovoked violence against chicks okay
Violence is bad in general
>>65524896
I have the same thing. My mums good looking for her age but if anyone makes any serious moves on her you bet your ass I'd pop him in the jaw.
>>65524887
>HIV-positive man ordered to stop virus by Seattle court
>11 September 2014
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29168782
>>65519046
>mfw I remember that xkcd comic that used that argument about free speech
>>65524642
>anon would fuck his dead sister
As expected of anon
>>65524956
He's provoked, though. They want to give him a number instead of a name.
>>65524956
I know I know, I just wish those assholes would get beat by the people they "protect".
>>65524993
Fight the MIB anon!
>>65525019
Did that once, a rumor started that I wasn't really gay afterwards. It was like reverse high school.
>>65524887
>anon being a pure-pure child
Everything horrifying you can imagine probably exists in some form, and many horrifying things you haven't imagined also exists
You are one person in a world of 7 billions
>>65521458
>4chan above anything
We're on the level of Satan's wine cellar.
>>65524974
I thought most courts ruled knowingly spreading HIV attempted murder or some shit.
>>65524975
they also did that "EMP Gun, stop talking about girls on the internet because it's disrespectful" thing. Munroe can write good shit but he needs his priorities fixed.
>>65524974
Not saying the fetish doesn't exist at all. Just that most of the forum posts were fake. If all those posts were real, you'd probably have dozens more of articles like that one.
>>65525069
I hear he has some really good red wines though
>>65524992
Not dead, became a man. Although I am fine with any woman who has not yet started to rot, so you could say I would fuck my hypothetical dead sister. Which I totally would if things happened that way.
>>65524932
>Uses complete sentences
>Uses correct grammar and punctuation
>Uses full words/only uses real words
>Uses no emoticons
Yep, you're white. I can tell because you don't type like a retard. It's amazing how racist "you type like a white dude" is once you actually look at what he's saying. It's like the whole "oreo" thing. The only way to be black is to be an idiot. Anyone who tries hard is a traitor to his race.
>>65525069
Satan's cool with it though, he hates wine so we just get to drink it.
>>65525069
You see, when people say things like this, the only sensible response is to revel in it.
>>65525097
>anon would fuck his now male sister
As expected of anon
>whining about degeneracy on 4chan
>ever
>>65525108
That's the culture for most races when it comes down to it. Unless you grow up in a mutt family that's usually what happens. Just so happens most mutt families are white.
>>65525108
>It's amazing how racist "you type like a white dude" is once you actually look at what he's saying.
there's actually an extant assumption that girls and women post in a certain way too
like no periods or anything and just big run on sentences with line breaks instead of full stops
>>65525166
>>65525121
>>65525095
>acting like we're hard as fuck
Reminds me of black guys who act tough, then black guys on 4chan are overly apologetic and far less aggressive than the white guys
>>65525075
>mainstream news
>reporting on fags and aids
50,000 new cases in the US each year, and when's the last time you heard anything about it?
>>65525209
Meant for the other guy: >>65525092
>>65525203
>men who drink wine
>hard
You and I have very different mental images of hard men, anon.
>>65524932
Do you have a liberal opinion about race? Because if you don't you are most definitely white.
>>65525203
I've never met a man who drinks wine I'd call "hard" anon. Drunk sure, but not hard.
>>65525173
You got it all wrong, my problem stems from not wanting to fuck my now penised sister.
I have three rules, no fatties, no men, and monogamy. Damn second rule is getting in the way of my fetish.
>>65524859
They disagree with white liberals
Which is why I have this theory that in the next 40 years the democratic party isn't going to exist anymore, because the blacks and other minorities will be the majority in the party and demand white liberals give them real power and the white moderates will move to the republicans
Georgia and Maryland will have black majorities, which will enable blacks to have representation that isn't granted by white edicts
Libertarians and Republicans will be the two main parties, Republicans will be authoritarian and religious and Libertarians not so
You heard it here first
>>65525054
The fetish forums are real. But if you visit them, like I did you'll see that the communities frown upon actually practicing the fetish, just like guro communities would frown from making ornaments out of girls. The forum posts in those communities saying they love to do it were trolls.
I used to continuously repost some of the images that make up that collage several years ago to show people how "rotten" the world was, but I was proven wrong when linked to the forums themselves.
>>65525203
What the fuck are you talking about it?
>>65525316
He thinks you're fronting
>>65525285
>>65525247
Being drunk is being hard nowadays
Everyone is gay
Except that everyman also has a beard now
We live in a strange, hairy age
>>65525285
Not even box wine?
>>65525335
All I'm saying is roll with insults and take them into yourself.
>>65525301
I have to agree. The Dems are a bunch of pussies and the Republicans are a bunch of people but the crazy ones are the loudest and most popular. I can't imagine the Dems staying around except out of tradition and I most certainly can't see the Republicans going away since they are stubborn as a mule.
>>65523811
>Drink own baby straight from the blender
I...feel like I know where that's from. If not the exact thing, I've at least seen something extremely similar.
This is gonna bug me now.
>>65525335
I totally drink wine man.
>>65525390
That's just hard because you live in the ghetto.
>>65525303
>being this much of a life-virgin
Anon your pureness is blinding
>>65525245
>>65525209
>mainstream news not reporting click bait
This sort of thing generates panic. And panic is fantastic for news sites.
>>65525453
It's panic about the wrong thing though man. Not sure why but it is.
>>65525397
The Religious Right keeps breeding while the lolbertarians are picking up steam
Ron Paul won't live to see it, but the secular middle class will eventually coalesce into a firm lolbertarian base- regardless of race
The Republican party is dominant in politics now as a result of the Democrats alienating both the religious and the whites, but as time passes and the things which pissed whites off enough to unify them are ended the bloated Republicans will begin infighting before splitting into Libertarians and Republicans, as always happens to organizations which are too diverse and dominant and can no longer serve all their constituents equally
>>65525575
Ooh like what happened to the Whigs
>>65525453
... that makes no sense. If it's clickbait why don't we hear about it?
>>65525664
He's saying it's the kind of thing that absolutely would be clickbait
>>65525575
I imagine politics will be more interesting than it was when my parents raised me. The amount of BS that happens is growing higher and higher, eventually it'll fall.
>>65525606
Don't expect /pol/ fantasies to happen though
Whites are primarily angry about quotas, AA and large scale immigration into America
There is no popular will for a new Jim Crow
>>65525398
I recognize it, though I wish I didn't. There's a doujin out there somewhere about a woman who's completely immortal. The whole thing is her being hurt in various ways.
>>65525664
I am saying we don't hear about it because these things are in fact pretty rare.
This thread is nice. After spending some time on faster boards it feels good to have discussion continue this far into autosage.
>>65525722
>>65525847
Of course they're rare, but your argument was that it doesn't happen because we don't hear about it. I pointed out that we never hear anything about AIDS even though there are tens of thousands of new patients every year in the US alone.
A small internet community doing something awful is somehow unbelievable because it doesn't get widespread news coverage?
>>65525903
You mean instead of the thread just exploding off the board like they do on those other places?
>>65525746
The "bs" you see is primarily a result of a declining Democratic party still holding a majority in the Senate in spite of there being far more democrats in red states than republicans in blue states. The Democrats are fighting hard and losing to their decline which is a result of demographics.
Republicans are relatively young compared to Democrats in spite of what popular media tells you. The 2030s are going to be the height of conservative dominance in this country, we're essentially going back to the 1970s in terms of laws.
Up until this point the Democrats have been dominant as a result of the Great Depression, but the people who were children then are 80 year olds now or more so that anti-Republican trend is dying out.
The next great shift will begin when we're all middle aged and people have mostly gotten over racial issues. Expect the second black president to be a conservative appealing to national unity rather than "a place in history".
>>65525923
That or being abandoned with the expectation that the thread won't last long enough for significant conversation.
>>65525936
Man this'll be cool. I bet the current SJW stuff will lash out hard against the Republicans.
>>65525936
>The next great shift will begin when we're all middle aged and people have mostly gotten over racial issues.
as a 46 year old good luck waiting
>>65526261
But the real question is, how much of what SJWs preach end up being accepted by mainstream culture? Can you imagine that some of the SJWs on tumblr right now might one day hold office?
>>65525922
I didn't say it doesn't happen. I said the posts were mostly trolls. This is because the communities where those posts were picked from banned the users and have explicit rules against performing the fetish, talking about practicing the fetish, pretending to have practiced the fetish and described the guys as trolls. This makes sense to me, as Guro communities also have similar rules and also have guys who walk in to claim they have murdered and eaten people and get quickly banned.
There are guys who do spread AIDS on purpose in real life or who want to get AIDS themselves. If these guys bragged about it on internet forums, they'd be quickly reported to authorities by the communities themselves because they know that having such dangerous people running around the community doesn't do them any good.
>>65525794
>>65525398
http://exhentai.org/g/314771/e3ac813b22/
>>65525794
>>65525398
>>65526439
Nno, the thing I saw was a video. A poorly made vomit/gore fetish video. I think it may have been made by professional edgelord "Lucifer Valentine", but I could be wrong.
>>65526525
Oh well. That doujin is what I was refering to in:>>65523811
>>65526405
Of course not, they'll always be counterculture but those counter culture people raise more of them. a good percent of my friends listen to those people, they're good people outside of that but still.
4chan will never have cultural significance because of what it's looked at bu the outside but every SJW is proud to be a part of them. I can see them be like the hippy movement of one of those other failed but changed things even failure movements.
>>65526525
Lucifer Valentine is the best fucking name for a character ever. God I'm totally using that for my next /tg/ game.
>>65526261
>>65526405
SJW extremism, which is an extension of white liberal extremism will be rejected by the dominant culture
Mainly white moderates will reject them and non-white SJWs will reject the white SJWs, fragmenting the Democratic party into pieces
The Republicans will be dominant and end the laws they dislike- like AA laws- but the Libertarian Republicans will fight the Religious Republicans on abortion and gay laws, which will eventually contribute to the Republicans breaking up
>>65526756
Yay! That means everything I like wins! Sexing dudes in the ass and shooting guns, fuck yea.
>>65526405
Not really, no. I find the more intense SJWs on tumblr to be the younger ones. As the years wear on, they start to drift more into their creature comforts and mellow out into disappointed, cynical apathy... just like the rest of us.
>>65526606
4chan is a secret thing
You can never know who browses it or their gender or sexuality
We're a secret existence, denied by all yet influence leaks into the mainstream by our individual acts being influenced by 4chan culture
>>65526795
No, because the RR breeds faster
American politics are going to be at a deadlock between religious fundamentalists and "fuck you I can have whatever gun and guy's butt I want"ists during the next half-century
You won't be prosecuted for sodomy, but it is possible people will try to pass laws against buttfucking and have significant support for them
But the history shows that while the religious breed, the average people still outnumber the religious out of the result of disbelief meaning libertarians will be the broad coalition of the future while republicans will be a mostly coherent religious and racial movement
The gay republicans running now you hear about are essentially jumping the gun, they can't get their stuff in now but in a few decades we'll see homosexual conservatives lisping all over the place while defending your right to own a machine gun
>>65524645
#gamergate movement, a lot of white knights and SJWs told black people, asians, whatever that they were white people in disguise.
minoriteam comes back with #notyourshield and says "WHAT'S GOOD NIGGA?!" basically. So the asian cutie is basically telling off an SJW cunt for accusing her of being a white guy because she thinks Social Justice and video game mix like grape jelly and pus.
>>65526756
Also, this. I mean it's basically the whole reason 3rd wave feminism fell apart. The focus on the needs of the individual, while noble, simply as foundationally sound as a movement on solidarity. However, complete solidarity means exclusion of outliers. So a feminism built on third wave principles, attempting to encompass all perspectives and frames of the feminist view, is disparate in the face of a united opposition.
>>65526966
Why do Dems think guns are bad anyways?
>>65527211
The dems are controlled by a small extremist group of white liberals who are losing support year by year
That is why
>>65527077
The problem also is that I call myself a conservative feminist
One who believes a woman should be able to be whatever she wants, while having the responsibility of men, clashes with the current group
They are done, feminism as people truly think- equality of women- is mainstream, but the rule of women is never going to be a thing simply because men will not allow themselves to be conquered by women in a democracy
Think of democracy as a see-saw, when it goes too far to one side it will inevitably go back to the other
>>65527211
dems don't gun takers don't really evenly apply really align to any party lines. They're just people terrified of guns and in fairness I agree that a normal citizen shouldn't have a machine gun.
Now a bolt action rifle or shotgun for hunting? That's a different story. But every time someone tries to pass a bill that would do something sensible like banning the sale of fully automatic weapons period (you can get them if they were produced before a certain year, don't know how that applies to reproductions) someone sneaks in some retarded legislation and kills the bill.
and that in a nutshell is what happens every time someone tries to pass a gun bill either way, someone tries to do something and poison pills kill it.
>>65527398
the attempts to restrict rights however are why the democrats are slowly dying
They are poisoning themselves, along with anti-religious and anti-white stuff the Republicans are becoming a broad, multi-class coalition while the Democrats are shrinking to the core extremists
>>65527555
in fairness both sides are taking hits and it comes down to extremist movements. Tea Party has some points about immigration and other shit but a lot of the guys involved in that shit are literally racist and incapable of hiding that in front of the normals so they can't get shit done.
meanwhile you got these dumb shits out in san francisco hijacking the Left, injecting LGBT alphabet soup nonsense torn straight from tumblr into the democratic movement.
so yeah dems are slowly dying, and so are the GOP, if neither movement can get the radicals to fucking pretend to be normal on camera then this is going to become a battle of "who looks less retarded" today.
>>65511798
I fucking love this comic.
>>65527665
The Tea Party, regardless of what anyone says, is populist
The people support them and that is why Republicans are making gains
Oligarchs who think money shapes elections have been destroyed
The left isn't bad, it's just they don't have enough kids
The left of 2050 is going to be composed of a multiracial middle class which likes low taxes and lots of rights, including the right to buttfuck
>>65527912
I dunno man, way things are going we might not have a middle class in 100 years. And we need high taxes, specifically we need to start taxing the rich, especially the ultra rich with up to 75% income for people like Sam Walton who earn enough money to make up several thousand people but who refuse to do real charity work.
let the middle class and poor have low taxes, tax the rich again.