What are they watching, /co/?
They are watching us OP. They are using Rick's dimensional cable provider to watch us and our pathetic lives. It makes them sad OP. It fills them with despair.
Hello Alex & Justin word of your appearance has been notified to them
It's a bit to rough to be exploitable, but I think I managed to make it work
Come on you lazy fucks! What the fuck are they watching on that goddamn TV? the 9/11 attacks new coverage? OJ being found not guilty? That reporter being beheaded (too soon?) guy shitting on girls face porn? (take that to /b/ of course)
Definitely watching 9/11
I gave my hand at a transparent template of the second one.
Alex if you're watching this then why is Disney so sporadic when it comes to the dates new episodes of Gravity Falls air?
Justin if you're watching this then can you give us any teasers for Rick and Morty season 2?
This took me a million hours in photoshop, enjoy.
You are wasting the gift of consciousness. Imagine all the sponges in the ocean who would give anything to be conscious. Think of them every time you waste this precious gift -Hirsch
Alex, if you're really here, give me the most brutally honest feedback on this. It's not my best work, and I made it a couple days ago in like, thirty minutes, but whatever. Also, I love the show, you're an amazing man. Oh, and hi Roiland.
Well, this does sound like a Hirsch answer.
Although I believe sponges are conscious, they just can't see or speak or like, move. Which is probably for the best, since....y'know
Best I can do with a cold.
Also, good lord, has Hirsch found
Simon's Epic golf club murder gif?
They are watching Kelly's new animated series.
So when does the new season of Rick and Morty start
as for Hirsch
will we get a Gravity Falls movie
Issues? You wanna talk about issues?
I'll tell you the real issue here, and that issue is that your mother is a
very kind and respectable lady who must be very proud of you and your success.
Alex, when the gnomes said they were looking for a new queen, whatever happened to the old one?
It's gonna take a long time. He's a kid first of all. So there's that. Think about that for a minute.
Dipper is insecure. Girls can smell that from a mile away. He's gotta get his own shit together first. And also not be a kid. -Hirsch
Alex, what do you think of Ice Climbers being cut from Smash 4?
And of course Simon's tale that's been circulating.
why did you have to expose everyone to this
I'm fucking laughing my ass off waiting for more people to get fucked up
will the season end with a mad cow killing erry one
Justin what was the up with the evil Morty at the end of the season finale?
So Alex what do you think of this photo. Beautiful, isn't it?
Say Alex, how about an exclusive piece of backstory for us? Like how Mabel went to the ER for eating stickers and Wendy punched Robbie out for pulling her pigtails at a party when they were younger?
Stone Cold! It was Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Chill out ya loons. This is pretty typical for any Q&A, much less one here of all places.
I doubt they're intently updating the page like all of us are, they're probably hanging out, dicking around, and occasionally glancing at what we've said to cherry pick a post to respond to.
>confirmed showmakers on 4chan to answer questions
>immediately leave so they can roll around in piles of money and think they're better than us
Are you Alex and or Justin?
All of the webcomics I followed have ended or the creator's have lost interest and stopped updating.
I would be work on Clarence.
And be worked ON by Skyler.
I'm starting to think that they got bored and left long ago, and we have just been asking ourselves these questions.
Will she look more like she did in season 1, or is the design change permanent? If so, why? Did Disney think it was too offensive?
roiland still here.
I spilled water in my computer. It's game over for this machine. My friend. It is dead. Hope I can the files off.
If you need further proof:
Who ever rolls a 6 - ask me a yes or no question. I will reply on twitter with my answer for proof that it's me.
Also image here is top secret shit.
Would Mr. Jellybean let Mabel lick his candy coating> Would Mabel lick his candy coating?
FIRST Y/N QUESTION!!!!!!
52 posts and this is the best you could do.
Only a single person has asked an appropriate question after rolling a 6 and
YOU MOTHER FUCKERS KEEP FUCKING UP
Did Summer have a terrible rehab coming down from getting so buff to beat up the devil?
There has seriously been one single post in like 80 posts that is a yes or not question and also rolled a 6.
And just in case this post is a 6 too, so as not to continue the trend:
Mr. Jellybean was really trying to rape Morty, wasn't he?
Well, the first one is a yes no question and rolled 6.
So... that's two.
One being "are you not entertained?", the other being "Is this all a ruse?"
In case I 6, how about... will the Sentient Dogs make a return appearance?
Oh god, I almost died of secondhand embarrassment.
What the fuck has gone on ITT? Am I missing something? You look like a bunch of lunatics. I can't find one post from Alex or Justin, and you guys still somehow go on for 300 posts spewing questions as if they're gonna answer just because someone posted a picture off their twitter?
This could have just been a nice exploitable thread. Why you gotta get all over excited and crap your pants?
Alex, did Matt Chapman do the "Soos' season 2 preview" thing at comic-con? It reminded me a lot of Homestar.
Also, the third episode of The Proud Family (an older Disney Channel show) focused on a game of spin the bottle. Disney cheated you.
>OP sketches signed by Alex Hirsch and Justin Roiland
>Hirsch's confirmed tripfag GF confirms it as legit
>claims they are monitoring this and at least one other thread on /co/
>nothing else confirmed or denied
For all we know, the just started the thread, and watched us make fools of ourselves... but if we can bring a bit of joy to these men, who have brought joy to so many of us, is it not worth it?
GFGGF has tripfagged /gfg/ for quite a while now. She's made twitter posts and such confirming her identity. There has even been other GF artists in /gfg/ who have posted original art and acknowledged her. I'm to drunk to find links for all that shit tho. You will just have to trust anon, anon.
How do you feel when you're in the same room as Dan Harmon?
Because whenever I open my mouth and talk with the guy I just start shooting off shit that makes me feel like I did when I was an acne-ridden teenager and a complete doofus. He's so nice about it and entertains me, but damn I feel I have an inferiority complex when it comes to hanging with the guy. Second question, any tips for conquering that?
one anon to another, let me answer your question by saying I have never once been in the same room as Dan Harmon. But If i was, I would simultaneously feel both inadequacy and utter geek shame for feeling the aforementioned feel.
RICK AND MORTY FUCKING DROPPED ON SHEER PRINCIPLE! FUCK THAT FEDORA WEARING SWEDISH MEATBALL
nice one anon.
How was candlejack reference not the only good thing about summerween episode?
The rest was just Dipper constantly droppping spaghetti over wendy over and ov-
Mystery shack mug coming out of the second portal from the left.
If they can make an episode called "Soos and the Real Girl," I don't think they'd have much trouble making a reference to another cartoon, nor would suits actually notice these things.
Hey Alex, what's are you friends with Neil Cicierega? Because he's hated here for his political opinions and general rudeness.
>Buster gets Kenny'd
>Arthur is a fatass
Dang, this is accurate.
They're watching this scene on loop, hoping it can teach them to love themselves.
i think this may be the greatest moment in the history of /co/. i'm cryin tears o joy right now
(see pic related)
the absulate most important question
>you will never be asked by a horny teenager to finger her
You mean, besides picking on Jontron?
Well, he thinks rape jokes are immoral and dislikes bronies for taking a show made for little girls and plastering rape jokes all over it. He vocally supported Down with Molestia, Tumblr's protest over a non-pornographic (but still tasteless) webcomic in which Princess Celestia was portrayed as a rapist.
He also refused to give Pewdiepie permission to use Brody Quest as background music, his refusal consisting solely of the conventionally rude phrase, "Fuck no."
But this is mostly about the Jontron thing. I don't have a screenshot of the whole argument, but Jontron called something (not someone, someTHING) retarded, he refused to apologise, Neil called him a white piece of shit..
Really, screencaps? I know you guys have them. In retrospect, I should've gotten one.
Found the first one. Jontron did the "I respectfully disagree, but I still love your work" thing and Neil did the "you should be ashamed" thing.
Ah, here's the rest.
>Pick your battles better then! Right to say "retard" isn't exactly up there with defending LGBT rights
It is, actually. South Park did a movie on this and two separate two parters. And a bunch of standalone episodes. Really, South Park is probably one, giant argument about the importance of being able to say "retard".
>He also refused to give Pewdiepie permission to use Brody Quest as background music, his refusal consisting solely of the conventionally rude phrase, "Fuck no."
To be fair, I would've said the same thing. Pewdiepie is a fucking hack.
why do you guys put so much effort into trying to defend your actions when you can just go "sorry" and be done with it like a normal fucking human being
seriously all this shitflinging about SJWs, who fucking cares? Like I understand not giving a shit but when you actively are out there trying to fuck with people, how does that NOT make you an asshole worthy of derision? Can someone explain this to me? Why do you deserve the high road?
no it can't, though
like how are these gamers being discriminated against, other than being told "stop being a fucking asshole"? Like who is actually suffering here?
it's a matter of not just sitting on your ass and not caring, these people are actually actively trying to ruin people's lives, why the fuck would you expend that energy to be an asshole unless you were one?
there isn't really a way to spin this so you're the victim, dude
the point is he gets butthurt to the point of being aggressive about his butthurtness, even when it's something completely unrelated to him.
You remember the people that attacked Goblins guy because of Kin's backstory?
He's like those.
>implying Jontron is actually out to ruin lives
>why do you SJW put so much effort into trying to defend your actions?
>Seriously all this shitflinging about political correctness, who fucking cares? Like I understand not giving a shit but when you actively are out there trying to fuck with people, how does that NOT make you an asshole worthy of derision? Can someone explain this to me? Why do you deserve the high road?
I don't know anything about Cicierega, but all the stuff you said sounds like pretty normal reactions to me. Rape jokes are low-tier humor, Bronies are shit, Pewdiepie is overrated, and Jontron just can't say sorry for being a dick.
And even if something or someone is unrelated to you, there's no reason why you can't talk or rant about it. That's just everyday life.
the point is, if you found out something you didn't really give a shit about was making someone else's life hard, would you stop doing it?
If it was just a passing fleeting thing you didn't care about, why keep doing it? Does your fleeting whim mean more than their wellbeing? If the answer is yes, unfortunately you are an asshole.
you'd be surprised bro
All you really gotta say is "I'm sorry" and then not do it again, that's literally all it takes, so I don't know why these guys are having such problems
>All you really gotta say is "I'm sorry" and then not do it again, that's literally all it takes, so I don't know why these guys are having such problems
Because he doesn't genuinely believe he did something wrong.
I think value apologies as the next guy, but they only matter when you truly mean them. Jontron doesn't believe in no no words, and neither do I.
Do I think it's wrong to go out in public and use foul language? Of course! Do I think you should use slurs at a comedy club? Of course not! But this isn't a public place. This is Jontron's twitter. His domain. He should be allowed to talk however he wants, and if he wants to use an offensive word, that's his business. And he should not have to make a fake, insincere apology just to appease people. Because a fake apology is worse than no apology at all.
Because they're actively trying to do the thing they're supposedly against i.e. censorship and borderline dictatorship.
It's not about not offending people, it's about controlling them. Sorry just isn't good enough for some people, and those are the people we mean when we say "SJW." They are the extremists, bullies, and hypocrites. Not just anybody who might think a rape joke could have been inappropriate.
well you can't change the assholery deep down, we all know that, but you can at least say sorry and not do it again even if you aren't actually sorry about it. This is, yknow, adulthood 101
You're right, its his twitter and he can be an abrasive dickhole about it. But it isn't his perogative to actively shit on people or have anons go after people, because they don't like it. Freedom of speech doesn't mean everyone should put a bullhorn in front of your face, freedom of speech IMPLIES people will take issue with your BS and call you out on it. If you can't handle that, you shouldn't be fucking talking.
Notice how this has nothing to do with, say, abusive behaviour. You have the power to shut your face, but that is an "inward" thing. If you're outwardly trying to ruin people's lives, say, by doxxing them or stirring up lies and anon hate, that's an "outward" thing and you deserve what's coming to you.
In the end it comes down to this: which requires more effort: not being an asshole, or CONSTANTLY covering up your ass by fighting everyone telling you to just not be an asshole? What is harder?
one of them is "controlling" people into not making other people's lives hell, and helping more people because of that who would feel like shit otherwise.
the other is "controlling" people by emotional exortion and threatening their fucking families and excluding them from their own industries.
which do you think is worse? Is this hard for people to understand?
>one of them is "controlling" people into not making other people's lives hell, and helping more people because of that who would feel like shit otherwise.
>the other is "controlling" people by emotional exortion and threatening their fucking families and excluding them from their own industries.
That's a lot of cherry picking you're doing. As long as you and the people like you do that, you'll never be taken seriously.
For the record, I don't agree with that doxing bullshit and it makes you a piece of trash no matter what you like or believe. But I know exactly what you're talking about, and that person is not a fucking victim nor is she blameless. She doesn't deserve that crap, but as long folks treat her like she is, you won't be any better.
Also, not being an asshole doesn't require that much effort, which is why SJWs should practice what they preach.
>But it isn't his perogative to actively shit on people or have anons go after people
>have anons go after people
He. Didn't. I'm doing this of my own free will. It has nothing to do with him.
it isn't cherry picking, it's morality.
I don't know how to break this down for you, and I find it hard to believe you don't get it and aren't just doing mental gymnastics to not feel bad about what side you're on, but don't want to go on the "SJW" side because your peers will reject you.
it's hard to convey this to you, because there isn't really a word like "fag" or "dumb bitch" to call you that doesn't make you feel as bad as it makes the people on the receiving end feel. That doesn't exist for you. "fat fedora-wearing sweaty neckbearded fucktard" is as close as it gets.
Here's the thing: Zoe Quinn made a game, and because of a sourceless tumblr post that nobody's bothered to fucking fact-check yet from her angry ex, everyone doxxed her. That's your motivation, that's all. Instead of getting pissed at the guys who hand out 5 stars for blowjobs, the REAL problem in journalistic integrity, you get angry at the girl? Why? Was she the one who did it? No, the guys were. This is assuming any of this EVEN HAPPENED. Why is she catching heat for this, and they aren't? Why is that?
......All it comes down to is angry is nerds that are pissed that the thing they said for years that was the reason why everybody else hated them- their games or hobbies- aren't the reason why they're hated. It's because they're ASSHOLES. And when they see girls and normal people enjoying games and comics they get pissy and say shit like
>baw women dont even play our games yet they want them to change to suit them!?
and "suiting them" means, not being sexist and fucking 1960s level bullshit?
explain it to me, man, am I wrong? I think all of us get it, it's not rocket science to understand exactly what's happening.
You're really not getting it at all. And that's the problem. This isn't about angry nerds, this IS about decency. And your side seems to think they're exempt and allowed to be assholes because there are other assholes out there that have attacked them. It doesn't work that way.
You can't say one side is dedicated to making people happy and one side is dedicated to harassment. The best intentions of one side and the worst intentions of the other. That's cherry picking at its finest.
I don't disagree with you that morality and common decency are important. I disagree with the assertion that your side knows and understands that and actually practices it.
I get pissed at both the guys who hand out 5 stars for blowjobs and the woman who cheated to give them. But you seem to think since Quinn is a woman, it should be on the guys to be shamed for their bad behavior. How is that different from the assumption that Quinn is just a whore and those guys are heroes? How is that equality? Equality means you're allowed to get pissed at someone on your side doing something shitty.
When I say SJW, I mean those exactly those people who judge one side and not the other. Who do the same thing the MRAs do, just to the opposite side. The people willing to call others a ""fat fedora-wearing sweaty neckbearded fucktard." And you think you're entitled to do so because you're the victim in the situation, you're not the asshole, you're the one fighting the assholes, right?
Well that's not how morality works. I don't mean every woman, every minority, everyone who agrees that not being an asshole is important. I mean the people who do shitty things and justify it because the people they do them to are somehow shittier.
Someone has to be the bigger person, and as long as you pass the buck and attribute people like Quinn as blameless victims, you won't be. You'll just be fighting that pointless war against the MRAs, same guns, same attack plan, different uniform.
There's some dithering around the white, but you're going to get that in a png anyway,
>If Alex is here
How foolish are you people? At no point was this thread serious, even when they were confirmed for being here. It was just a stupid little thread they made because they were drunk and bored, and wanted a quick laugh. Why would they care enough to come back to the same fucking thread? Hell, most of /co/ didn't even care about the thread that much, or else we woulda hit bump limit within hours. Only reason it's still up is the half a dozen or so actual autists who don't know how to let go.