Look out guys, new Nedroid! Thats three in one month, its like an all time record!
>Leaning on Trees Magazine
I like Nedroid just like that. He releases a comic whenever he comes up with something good, not to fit some kind of schedule that would eventually water down the final result.
For that purpose we already have Dr. Mcninja, which is actually coloured by Anthony
Emoticons are various facial expressions used in forums and text chats to poorly convey human emotions.
Emojis are glitter stickers inside your phone.
Teenage girls on their cell phones have been calling them that for at least the 10 years I've been trying not to pay attention but failing. I guess it's catching on.
I've got this sudden recurring-esque dream this year out of bumfuck nowhere that basically, at the start of the year, I made an appointment (in a dream) for a piano lesson at a really high end place, and only took one awkward lesson - only really I just spent forever in the waiting room trying not to make eye contact with the secretary and woke up before I was called in. And now throughout the year I keep having dreams that I have another appointment to get to and that I've forgotten to go all year and I don't want to go because it will be awkward on it's own let alone given the fact that I've missed every lesson since and will have to explain myself.
I haven't played piano in 5 years, goddamnit, and I haven't taken lessons in like 10. Why is this happening to me?
I guess it's just a new brand of weird anxiety dream. I also occasionally get "I have to go back to high school, the past 5 years have just been a holiday and oh god I forgot where my locker is and I didn't study for the exams which just happen to be the first day back," and "I'm actually still at uni, yada yada same deal," dreams. But they're less frequent than this piano thing and at least sort of make sense because I actually went to those places for a long time.
Maybe I should just start playing the goddamn piano again and see if that appeases my stupid subconscious.
I'm a little concerned about his new Patreon. One milestone goal is that he'll update at least once every week, and another goal is for at least twice a week. As much as I would love quality Nedroid comics on a regular basis, I have to wonder if those goals might have a negative effect.
>This site does not have a set update schedule. I would rather post a comic because I have had an idea I think is funny than because it’s Monday and I feel obligated.
why are the ned girls always the cutest?
Last time I tried to lucid dream, it always resulted in someone raping, murdering and generally terrifying me back into panicky delirium before I could gain enough confidence in the fact that it wasn't real.
That comic happened to have the same punchline as an XKCD comic, so this comic happened.
here's me receiving a compliment, also by Anthony Clark
Because his name is Reginald, and it sounds like the sort of thing a kid would think to name a British person, and Reginald often says things that sound like he's trying to be fancy without actually knowing any fancy words or grammar, whilst acting like a child.
By the lovely people who make Baman and Piderman.
i dont get it,
was he supposed to show a future reginald that was shitty person so he would change into a nice person but accidentally showed him a time when he was being a hero?
He took himto show him a vision of the future and instead of a vision of him not enjoying christmas in the future, he showed him a vision of your typical post-apocalyptic action movie in which he sacrifices himself for Beartato after uttering a cheesy line. Note he's also fighting the ghost of christmas future.
It's the subversion of expectations.
That is actually one of the better depictions of an afterlife I've ever heard.
So do evil people become shitty ear-worms that are overplayed on the radio and stick in your head for days?
> You will never drink delicious camera juice.
>/v/ PLAYS video games
Suuuure they do, friend.
Reginald's time in the Sinestro Corps.
He has a voice
But I cant describe it or point to a source
just a nasally very toned down Iago there I lied I described and provided a source for comparison when did I become this person
>Because his name is Reginald, and it sounds like the sort of thing a kid would think to name a British person
95% of British people, if asked to describe someone named Reginald, would describe a large black man with an alabama accent and silly haircut.
Reginald D. Hunter did really well over here. He's even my first google result for "regi"
>me literally every single time in a store
yeah but then there's people like us, people who are socially out of the loop, it's only penetrated our vernacular a few months ago. That's when I started hearing the term.
The same thing happened when fedoras caught on, and Hannah Montana, and twitter, and fucking everything
why am I always so damn behind on everything ;_;
It's either this or Whomp.
The only tv I watch anymore is The Walking Dead, which is popular, but not in the sense that people ever talk about it. Meanwhile, if I had gotten on the Game of Thrones train, or the Dr Who train, I'd be up to my ears in people to talk to about that shit. The only thing I seem to like that fucking everyone else also likes is Marvel movies, and those only come out twice a year so I only have a short window to be socially accepted.
Life as a hipster is hard.
I don't see what's weird about it. I live with my friends father (well, really step-father but fuck that noise) and we sleep in the same bed. Shit's just cheaper. I'm not gonna buy two beds.
You need to watch a talk show just to be in touch with current shit, just pick some late night show and give it a chance for an episode, if you don't like it switch to another late night talk show, rinse and repeat
Also just began watching GoT, each season has 10-11 episodes and only 4 seasons have aired so far so won't take much time to catch up, can see why it so popular
I always read him with a sort of awkward, almost teenage-like voice. Like he's not really sure what pitch or accent he's more comfortable talking in, so every emotion and tone comes off completely wrong.
>get complimented at work by boss
>flat out tell him "I have no idea if you are being serious or not right now"
I mean I was high as fuck, but still I can't take a compliment to save my life. I still think he was just fucking with me
i don't remember this
what is this
where did you got this
because it's actually secretly a parody of this abortion
I think it was posted on either Anthony's Livejournal or Twitter back in the day.
it's by that disgusting thing that makes that comic about the little girl and the unicorn.
she/he/it/whatever genderqueerfluid nametag it wears is one of the ugliest abominations ever to be made from mashed-together human flesh.
remember that Heavenly Nostrils thing?
This is what the author of that was doing before she made that. Apparently it has something to do with transexuals? I don't even know.
Although to the author's credit, it's pretty clear that they knows they fucked up and are not about to repeat that fuckup.
>tfw it's obvious you wrote the whole post calling her a "she" and then went back to change it all to "they" to avoid snarky posts
>And then it happened anyway because you left ONE out
I honestly neither know nor care whether he/she is mtf or ftm or what the fuck ever. Tried to use neutral ones because of that, but forgot one. All I know is that Raine Dog was stupid and disturbing bullshit and Heavenly Nostrils is adorable and not disturbing.
I don't see anyrthing wrong with this, most people on /co/ likes/have done worse things.
I'm not sure if I prefer Nedroid's parody or this one.
>My Guess: It's a Chinese Character Meaning "Courage"
Is it wrong that this comic and alt text remind me of Man of Steel?
God, I always feel like shit when people compliment me because I think they're just being sarcastic and patronizing, and in fact think I'm doing a shitty job that they'll have to fix when I leave
this one hasn't been posted yet?
this is one of the best nedroid strips of all time
Both inferior to the original
Nobody posted my favourite. ;(
>captcha: having oneFlea
I like the cat comics which is weird cause I don't like cats. This and the "You're stinging me" one makes me smile.
Raine Dog was rebooted sometime after the backlash caused by that comic.
yea i read up on it on badcomicswiki
what is even the commotion anyways its a boy kissing a dog
how new to the internet to you have to even be to make something out of that
theres furry comics
This one's from 2011?! I still remember the thread we had about it.
This reminds me of when I was 14 and had an overnight movie marathon with some friends, and the rest of us bagsed the couches with one friend left with the floor, and he was all sore about losing out and refused to sleep on the floor, so he took all the chairs from the dining room, arranged them all facing inwards for a flat surface to sleep on and aptly dubbed it the cradle of death, and, predictably, fell straight through to the floor as soon as he put his weight on it.
OK guys is this beautiful or what?
The entire comic was about how it was wrong of society to keep the dog and the kid from fucking each other.
It was meant to be an allegory for something like transsexuals.
Turns out comparing transsexuals to animals, while making a case for beastiality, really doesn't make you look good to anyone but dog-fuckers.
If the only thing you can think to talk about is television and movies then you apparently aren't filling the void you've created by being a media hipster with anything valuable.
Or that time you asked out a girl because you thought she liked you because she added you on facebook and then you sat next to her in a lot of classes for the next three years and every time you saw her it was like she was a personification of every failure you've ever made in your life, and there have been oh so many?
he's always there when you need him.
I like how he's not the typical "snobby jerk who's too stuck up to hang out with the protagonists" but he's just another loser like them who they forget about all the time.
Anthony blocked me on twitter because he thought I was accusing him of stealing someone's joke.
Sure I can see his tweets still but it's just not the same considering he considers me as one of the guys he hates dealing with. ;_;
This, >>65071608, and my attached picture are my absolute favorites.
I enjoy this one; it's a nice, silly little anticlimax.
I had a dream last night where my family and I were astronauts and we went into space and into a space station. Except the space station was our house. And I kept trying to float in no gravity but every time I stepped the house started moving instead of me. When we were on re-entry my mother berated me for not putting my seat belt on. We crash-landed and the house exploded. And then for some reason my dad turned into Stacker Pentecost.
and the last of my favorites...
>It's less funny in real life though
Thats why every day i wake up and contemplate suicide. HahahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I could swear this was a real show back in the 90s.
"Because you take a laser to the eye and you are blinded forever and you walk into an intersection and you are killed by a milk truck, THAT'S why."
I cant post it
But theres this simple comic he has on his tumblr that I always laugh thinking about it
His site or tumblr has a section where he has a FAQ and theres this one where he's like stop asking about it
so of course he gets one ask on his tumblr and he has comic ned grab his head and tear it off
if you find it post if for me
I hate myself for loving this meme this much but it takes me back to the chocolate rain days of internet chuckling
I suppose one of these days I should get around to watching that movie so I can finally understand what all these "FOR YOU" jokes mean. Is it really something that funny?
I don't read it on any specific voice, but Reginald is read in the same inflection as my irrational thoughts, and Beartato is read in a mildly more childish inflection to my own internal monologue.
Barring certain characters like Batman and Hellboy, I don't read characters in specific voices.
can't believe no-one has mentioned this yet
I can see how it's kind of cute I guess.
I'm sure I'm not the first person to say this but Bane's voice is a lot more.. lilting than I was expecting. Aaanyways...
It's like I'm watching Cosmos
no it isn't a hall of mirrors, and more importantly, that is a robot he is fighting not a ghost. The ghost of the robot takes him to view it. So wrong on both accounts, he totally survives.
Amazing. Also, this one.
nedroid girls are all so perfect
except for their boyfriends
I knew it was from batman, but not which ones.
Sometimes time get all muddy you know, it's difficult to tell what came first and what after
it's all a series of identical days spent doing the same things over and over and over
I think it's time to watch some funny cartoons, anon, you're getting a little bleak.
But that does make me realise, was there no quote latched onto from the first Nolman movie? My friends and I liked throwing around "Do I look like a cop to you?" but it's only funny in the Bat voice and is literally the only thing I remember from the first movie at this point.
actually the screenplay available everywhere always suggested that Bane was actually trying to say he is a big guy for the CIA guy
But Tom Hardy did an AMA where he said upon asking about this, that originally it was supposed to be delivered like a pause after extremely painful and continuing the FOR YOU indicating it would be extremely painful for the CIA guy if he attempted to remove Bane's mask. Tom Hardy however changed the delivery perhaps to keep in tone with character being calm and composed and Nolan rolled with it and it ended up being confusing whteher he meant the former, latter or perhaps both
I get that but
why cant people just be this honest
instead of this passsive aggressive guilt trip
>ehhhhh why dont you support this persons lifestyle you evil jerkasshole baby soul eater I bet you bleed darkness
this isnt directed to that guy I replied to or anyone here just what ive read across other posts
people get so defensive about it
>why cant people just be this honest
Because it comes off in a dickish, standoff manner that people don't want to hear when they give $50 to a stranger.
And honesty isn't always the most tactful approach for things.
There's only one thing more frightening than a giant talking blue bird, and it's a bear with a bow breaking into your house.
This must be my favorite strip just because of the mental image it invokes.
So for the record, Anthony Clark is having a Patreon to raise some funds so he can focus more on the comic. He's at about 1,000 a month right now; if he hits 2,000, he's saying he can turn down enough outside work to get at least an update a week.
For the record, in comparison, Jeph Jacques is getting almost 9,300 a month to churn out Questionable Content
No, I told you straight up that you're a retarded shitposter and I don't want to give my money to a useless leech like you who comes to /co/ and begs.
You know, since we're being honest and all.
I don't know what you're talking about, he has a normal patreon that you should donate to
How is that the comic tells basically one joke (how awkward the bird is) and that I'M the boring one?
>Hey pal, do you have to watch that paint dry?
>I don't know, what do YOU have in mind? God, aren't you boring!
>a once happy thread devolves into madness
>somewhere, a fat man laughs
>Hey pal, aren't you just being ironic?
>Hey pal, aren't you just using wordplay?
>Hey pal, didn't you just use a punchline?
If you have to psychoanalyze every line and subtext, of course things will be boring for you
The problem is that I've seen the jokes so many times I can finish them before I even read the last panel. It's very predictable. The REAL problem is that this probably would be funny if it were animated with voice actors, because they can really sell those lines where the art otherwise doesn't. And sometimes, especially with wordplay, there's no real expression to make it funnier, so it just ends up feeling like the comic medium isn't being taken advantage of.