Ned Thread

The one where he's remembering all the embarrassing shit he's done is still probably my favorite.

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>>65058586
>that techno-babble
>Leaning on Trees Magazine

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>>65058628
my fav is this one

>>65058628
>my entire life when
I wish I could like it more.

I WANT A BEARTATO EMOJI!!

>>65058586
Alt text:The very next day, a new phone came out with TWICE the emojis

>>65058793

The sunburn one I think is pretty great because it describes most of my summers too.

>>65058628
This anonymous mix tape will surely win Becky's heart!

>>65058805
This one makes me think about the roaring emptiness inside of me.

And then I want some candy.

When did emoticon become emoji? What does emoji mean?

>>65059221
>I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you...

>>65059243

Don't you think I know that, man? Just help me, instead of rubbing salt in the wound. Help me...

>>65058829
That always happens!

>>65058586
I like Nedroid just like that. He releases a comic whenever he comes up with something good, not to fit some kind of schedule that would eventually water down the final result. For that purpose we already have Dr. Mcninja, which is actually coloured by Anthony

>>65059221
Emoticons are various facial expressions used in forums and text chats to poorly convey human emotions.
Emojis are glitter stickers inside your phone.

Teenage girls on their cell phones have been calling them that for at least the 10 years I've been trying not to pay attention but failing. I guess it's catching on.

>>65059267
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoji

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Easily my fav

>>65058756

Fucking extreme.

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>>65059409

>that final panel

Every time.

>>65058805
this one hits too close to home.

>>65059323

Is this pfsc spoofing Nedroid, or Nedroid spoofing pfsc?

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>Anon's_girlfriend_leaves_him.jpg

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>>65058805

>>65059409

Fucking hell I love this one.

>>65059531
ned spoofing pfsc

>>65059368
That last panel slays me everytime.

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This one might be my favorite.

>>65059642
Does the chinese translate to anything funny?

>>65059642
Might as well as what that Chinese says if anyone knows.

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>>65058628

>>65059568

I've got this sudden recurring-esque dream this year out of bumfuck nowhere that basically, at the start of the year, I made an appointment (in a dream) for a piano lesson at a really high end place, and only took one awkward lesson - only really I just spent forever in the waiting room trying not to make eye contact with the secretary and woke up before I was called in. And now throughout the year I keep having dreams that I have another appointment to get to and that I've forgotten to go all year and I don't want to go because it will be awkward on it's own let alone given the fact that I've missed every lesson since and will have to explain myself.
I haven't played piano in 5 years, goddamnit, and I haven't taken lessons in like 10. Why is this happening to me?

I guess it's just a new brand of weird anxiety dream. I also occasionally get "I have to go back to high school, the past 5 years have just been a holiday and oh god I forgot where my locker is and I didn't study for the exams which just happen to be the first day back," and "I'm actually still at uni, yada yada same deal," dreams. But they're less frequent than this piano thing and at least sort of make sense because I actually went to those places for a long time.

Maybe I should just start playing the goddamn piano again and see if that appeases my stupid subconscious.

>>65059519
Requesting One Piece edit

So Nedroid's probably the funnest webcomic, right?

Sure it's funny and charming and clever, but what really defines it is that it's just fun.

I'm a little concerned about his new Patreon. One milestone goal is that he'll update at least once every week, and another goal is for at least twice a week. As much as I would love quality Nedroid comics on a regular basis, I have to wonder if those goals might have a negative effect.

>This site does not have a set update schedule. I would rather post a comic because I have had an idea I think is funny than because it’s Monday and I feel obligated.

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why are the ned girls always the cutest?

>>65059772
Sweet blog, bro. You should learn to lucid dream using your reoccurring dream as a trigger.

>>65059917
>Dat last panel
God damn Ned you slay me.

>>65059658
"There's no hot water". Probably random words put together

>>65059972

>mfw this is me whenever I get a compliment

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>>65059972

>>65059658
>>65059665
My Chinese my be completely horrible, but I think it just says "Don't get out of hot water."

>>65059926

Last time I tried to lucid dream, it always resulted in someone raping, murdering and generally terrifying me back into panicky delirium before I could gain enough confidence in the fact that it wasn't real.

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>>65059776

Anyone else read Reginald's in Mordecai's voice

>>65060098
No, that would ruin it for me

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>>65060086
That comic happened to have the same punchline as an XKCD comic, so this comic happened.

>>65060098

I always read it as a child trying to talk like a fancy british person.

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>>65060019
here's me receiving a compliment, also by Anthony Clark

I'm thinking this has to do with his new Patreon account. But now he gets almost an extra $1k a month and we get new comics so we all win.

>>65060139
especially us lazy parasites

>>65060112
Why would Reginald talk like a British person?

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>>65059776

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>>65060107
>those last two panels

>>65060207

Because his name is Reginald, and it sounds like the sort of thing a kid would think to name a British person, and Reginald often says things that sound like he's trying to be fancy without actually knowing any fancy words or grammar, whilst acting like a child.

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>>65060237

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http://youtu.be/opBjk2e8QFE

By the lovely people who make Baman and Piderman.

>>65060089
>>65060224

Thank you. Love these things.

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>>65060120

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The One Piece edits are equally good.

>>65060297

Fuck you, I laughed, and now I have to live the rest of my life knowing that.

>>65060327
me too anon, me too

>>65060297
>tfw thought about making this same edit
I laughed and I'm not ashamed at all.

>>65060297

i chuckled out way too loud than i should have

>>65059536
>anon's girlfriend

Stop making thing's up

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>>65060297

>>65059881

>I do not require silverware

I almost pissed my pants the first time I read that.

>>65059696
>>65058628
Same

It simultaneously triggers me and makes me laugh

It's the quintessential Ned comic that I'd print and frame

>>65060297
It will never stop being funny.

Dark Night Rises is like the Buckley miscarriage of film.

>>65060041

i dont get it,

was he supposed to show a future reginald that was shitty person so he would change into a nice person but accidentally showed him a time when he was being a hero?

>>65060119
I hate when that happens

>>65060455
He accidentally showed himself being evil.

>>65060456
This guy >>65060098

>>65060455

He took himto show him a vision of the future and instead of a vision of him not enjoying christmas in the future, he showed him a vision of your typical post-apocalyptic action movie in which he sacrifices himself for Beartato after uttering a cheesy line. Note he's also fighting the ghost of christmas future.

It's the subversion of expectations.

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>>65060456
>>65060098
I didn't before, but I do now

>>65059772
I had a dream the other day that dragons invaded Denmark.

>>65060487
>>65060487

i think i get it now

>>65060541
That was no dream anon. Don't you watch the news?

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>>65060098
Nope. I read it in this guy's voice.

>>65060072
harrison's face being pressed up against the glass is a nice touch

>>65060041
Is that a hall of mirrors?

>>65060590
I read that guys voice as "THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO... IN THE FUTURE"

>>65060487
Holy fuck I've seen this comic a ton of times and I've never noticed that's the ghost. FFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

requesting "give me the diamonds" please

>>65059917
>/v/

>>65060610
No, so we can only assume he lives through the fight to be reunited with his sweet beartato

>>65060628
How is that /v/ related? Reginald is clearly playing video games.

how does ned do it

>>65060321
That is actually one of the better depictions of an afterlife I've ever heard.

So do evil people become shitty ear-worms that are overplayed on the radio and stick in your head for days?

>>65060635
So wait, Reginald has TWO encounters with a deadly ghost? And one of them kills him?

>>65060589
Yeah, but I don't believe what Fox says.

>>65060652

/v/ PLAYS video games, they just dont talk about it

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>>65060652
kek

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>>65060622

>>65059842
It's probably the funniest comic
Only one I can think of that can match is Perry Bible Fellowship

>>65059387
Mount&Blade

>Merry Christmas, Beartato

>>65059746
I never got this is he at home drinking and having an existential crisis or did he imagine the whole thing while being in the dark alone

>>65060721
He has at least 2. possibly more. But the last one will be in a hall of mirrors.

>>65060418
I consider this canon

>>65060792
existential crisis

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>>65058586
> You will never drink delicious camera juice.

>>65060768
Both have irregular update schedules, probably "whenever the author thinks of a good gag"

>>65060853
W-what? Why?

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>>65060730
>/v/ PLAYS video games
Suuuure they do, friend.

>>65060793
There's no way that'll be his last one. He will definitely become a ghost who hangs out with all kinds of deadly ghosts.

>>65060351
Jesus, same here

>>65060883
Truly Nedroid has the deepest lore.

>>65060224
I'm glad I finally caught up to a point where I can enjoy this edit.

>>65060730
lolno

The people that play videogames are too busy having fun to shitpost on /v/

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>>65058756

>>65060792
Yes

>>65059972
>tfw don't want compliments, just want to be acknowledged
Never happens man.

>>65061003
why are they sleeping to gether?

>>65060098
For some weird reason I read Reginald as Sam and beartato as max.

You know from Sam and max.

>>65061013
>not sleeping in the same bed as your best bro
fag.

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Reginald's time in the Sinestro Corps.

>>65059642

Don't let out hot water

I think it's supposed to be a joke about "Don't piss yourself"

>>65060098
No
He has a voice
But I cant describe it or point to a source

just a nasally very toned down Iago there I lied I described and provided a source for comparison when did I become this person

>>65059221
An emoticon is made from ASCII (or unicode) text:
:), =D, ;-;

An emoji is a unique symbol of its own. It doesn't show on computer fonts, but does show in smartphone fonts.

>>65061054
me and my 2 best bros sleep in the same room together but not the same bed.

>>65060867
which proves it the superior schedule

>>65060949
>>65059288
>I guess it's catching on.

its already caught on couple years ago

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>>65060248
>Because his name is Reginald, and it sounds like the sort of thing a kid would think to name a British person

95% of British people, if asked to describe someone named Reginald, would describe a large black man with an alabama accent and silly haircut.

Reginald D. Hunter did really well over here. He's even my first google result for "regi"

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>me literally every single time in a store

>>65061121
Haha what are you, gay or something?

>>65061148
yeah but then there's people like us, people who are socially out of the loop, it's only penetrated our vernacular a few months ago. That's when I started hearing the term.

The same thing happened when fedoras caught on, and Hannah Montana, and twitter, and fucking everything

why am I always so damn behind on everything ;_;

>>65059221
For the record, the term is Japanese. "e" means picture, and "moji" means written character.

>>65061121
do you guys sneak bjs

>>65061203

i watch a lot of shows where pop culture is discussed so i am in the loop

shows like Conan, Colbert Report, TMZ etc

Could Nedroid be the best currently active webcomic period?

>>65061121
>>65061121
>not the same bed.

what a bunch of fags

>>65061276
It's either this or Whomp.

>>65061253
The only tv I watch anymore is The Walking Dead, which is popular, but not in the sense that people ever talk about it. Meanwhile, if I had gotten on the Game of Thrones train, or the Dr Who train, I'd be up to my ears in people to talk to about that shit. The only thing I seem to like that fucking everyone else also likes is Marvel movies, and those only come out twice a year so I only have a short window to be socially accepted.

Life as a hipster is hard.

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>>65059593
you're not the only one it slays

>>65061276
The best comic is one that just started, where the author hasn't run out of ideas yet. You know that.

>>65061321
you need help Carlos.

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>>65060610

>>65061227
>>65061175
No my roommates are my best bros. In about a month im moving to a new apartment, and 3 more bros are moving in. Then there will be 6 best bros in one apartment.

>>65060873
Most people are camera juice intolerant. Our bodies usually don't have the enzymes to break it down.

>>65059593
Reginald pls.

>>65061121
I don't see what's weird about it. I live with my friends father (well, really step-father but fuck that noise) and we sleep in the same bed. Shit's just cheaper. I'm not gonna buy two beds.

>>65061537
Charlie?

>>65061320
>The Walking Dead, which is popular, but not in the sense that people ever talk about it
uh i think you have Walking Dead and Dr. Who switched around

>>65061479
with that much morning wood i have a hard time someone isnt sneaking bjs

>>65061813
well 2 of the guys are gay and dating each other. so probably.

>>65061320
You need to watch a talk show just to be in touch with current shit, just pick some late night show and give it a chance for an episode, if you don't like it switch to another late night talk show, rinse and repeat

Also just began watching GoT, each season has 10-11 episodes and only 4 seasons have aired so far so won't take much time to catch up, can see why it so popular

>>65061865
Im never wrong

>>65061589
Ah, I see someone else thought the same thing.

>>65062063
I am pretty sure that was the joke, anon

>>65062219
Well, I feel like a dumbass. Thought the anon was being genuine.

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This one is my favorite.

>>65060098
I always read him with a sort of awkward, almost teenage-like voice. Like he's not really sure what pitch or accent he's more comfortable talking in, so every emotion and tone comes off completely wrong.

>>65060019
If someone compliments you, that just means they think you;re shit the rest of the time and are pleased at how relatively un-shit you are at the moment.

>>65059972
>get complimented at work by boss
>flat out tell him "I have no idea if you are being serious or not right now"
I mean I was high as fuck, but still I can't take a compliment to save my life. I still think he was just fucking with me

>>65060098
I read comics in my own voice.

>>65060290
Good to know that "RAFTS" shirts are cool and sunglasses are not.

>>65062461
Fun fact: Pterodactyl (the SyFy movie) is hilarious.

>>65063122
>tfw you read your waifu with your voice

>>65062461
I could use a Throne of Blood in my flat.

>>65063311
i would love a Throne of Blood. Put a nice cushion on it and it might be pretty comfy.

>>65063399
a cushion... of blood?

>>65063423
yup, just a big ol' bag of blood to sit on,

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>>65060989
i don't remember this
what is this
where did you got this

>>65063435
It's also quite convenient in case you find yourself in need of an imminent transfusion - which might happen quite a bit with a Throne of Blood.

>>65058756
Damn there's like 10 different jokes in there

>>65060685
no. those are your parents.

>>65063611
exactly!

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>>65061054
>>65061013
>>65061121
>>65061003
because it's actually secretly a parody of this abortion

>>65064329
what WHATISTHIS

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>>65063498
I think it was posted on either Anthony's Livejournal or Twitter back in the day.

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>>65064820
it's by that disgusting thing that makes that comic about the little girl and the unicorn.

she/he/it/whatever genderqueerfluid nametag it wears is one of the ugliest abominations ever to be made from mashed-together human flesh.

>>65064820
>>65064985
remember that Heavenly Nostrils thing?

This is what the author of that was doing before she made that. Apparently it has something to do with transexuals? I don't even know.

Although to the author's credit, it's pretty clear that they knows they fucked up and are not about to repeat that fuckup.

>>65061166
This is me.

>>65065041
>she
Hhhhohoho

>>65064329
Could Nedroid be the best webcomic of all time?

>>65061162
in that man's defense, he is actually incredibly funny

>>65065230
Stick to the low-hanging fruit, kid. You're not ready for the big stuff.

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>>65065041
>tfw it's obvious you wrote the whole post calling her a "she" and then went back to change it all to "they" to avoid snarky posts

>>65065230
>And then it happened anyway because you left ONE out

>>65065584
I honestly neither know nor care whether he/she is mtf or ftm or what the fuck ever. Tried to use neutral ones because of that, but forgot one. All I know is that Raine Dog was stupid and disturbing bullshit and Heavenly Nostrils is adorable and not disturbing.

One Piece edits are literally the best thing. Best Shonen and best webcomic

>>65065689
She's mtf. Now you know.

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>>65064329
>fetish comic
I don't see anyrthing wrong with this, most people on /co/ likes/have done worse things.

>>65065979
but it wasn't a fetish comic. It was an incredibly poorly executed SJW comic.

>>65066035
Oh...
oh.
Carry on then.

>>65059696
I laughed and then punched a wall the first time I read this.
I broke a finger doing it

>>65066035
Wait, how is it an SJW comic?

>>65066323
the dogs were a stand-in metaphor thing for transexuals... I think? Maybe? Like I said, poorly executed. Incredibly poorly executed.

>>65065029
>same person who made the little girl and unicorn comic
Well that's depressing, I actually like that one

>>65066496
I like it too, but its does have that weird 'almost porn' vibe that some comics with anthropomorphic characters often have

Wait, why can I only find 4 pages of Raine Dog

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>>65064329
I'm not sure if I prefer Nedroid's parody or this one.

>>65063311
>not having a bean bag of souls
Get a load of this necropleb

>>65066759
is there more

>>65066544
The author's worked his shaving fetish in at least once, so yeah.

>>65067000
no, the comic ended with hot bird, nothing else is required

>>65066759
>Do you think it's easy, being an abnormally sexy animal?

>>65067022
but I need to know if they will or wont

>>65067129
yes they will continue to let Hot Dog on the couch, so naughty!

Is there a single bad Nedroid comic?

>>65067306
At worst it's just "well, that made me smile".

>>65067306
nope, at its very worse Nedroid is still just goofy and innocent, and not in the soulless way that newspapers 'funnies' are

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>My Guess: It's a Chinese Character Meaning "Courage"

Is it wrong that this comic and alt text remind me of Man of Steel?

>>65062665
God, I always feel like shit when people compliment me because I think they're just being sarcastic and patronizing, and in fact think I'm doing a shitty job that they'll have to fix when I leave

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this one hasn't been posted yet?
this is one of the best nedroid strips of all time

Ned is love, Ned is life

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>>65071333
>superior /mu/ version

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>>65071333

>>65071333

>my_entire_life.png

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>>65071333
>>65071376
Both inferior to the original

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Nobody posted my favourite. ;(

>captcha: having oneFlea

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>>65060652

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The joke is dumb but i like it

Has anyone contributed to the Nedroid Patreon?

>>65072122
no. im poor. so i'll just leach of the kindness of others.

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I like the cat comics which is weird cause I don't like cats. This and the "You're stinging me" one makes me smile.

>>65072122
I would, but I don't want him to force himself into a schedule that encourages quantity over quality.

that and it's not a one time thing it's a monthly thing, so fuck that noise.

There's a comic where Reginald goes "crazy" and begs Beartato (a pillow) to speak to him.

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>>65072843
I found it

>>65072843
>>65072891
what about the one where Reginal might be a psycho and some imaginary Beartato tells him to hurt everyone?

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>>65063892
Oh my god.

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>>65060207
Why wouldn't he?

>>65064329
where the hell was this from???

Because I checked Raine Dog and it literally has 4 pages

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>>65074398
Raine Dog was rebooted sometime after the backlash caused by that comic.

>>65075457
yea i read up on it on badcomicswiki

what is even the commotion anyways its a boy kissing a dog

how new to the internet to you have to even be to make something out of that

theres furry comics

>>65075625
The commotion was because the dog was supposed to be allegory for transsexuals, or something. But it was really shittily done allegory.

>>65075817
so it was because the dog called herself a girl?

i dont get tranny drama
then they wonder why they dont have muh representation

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>>65071608
This one's from 2011?! I still remember the thread we had about it.

>>65063251
Oh my god yes.

>that moment when the Pterodactyl swoops down and decapitates a guy with its wing.

>>65059457
>beartato's seatbelt

>>65076221
Me too man. Me too.

>>65065356
that's (the parody thing) not an actual nedroid strip I think it's something fans made.

>>65062461

This reminds me of when I was 14 and had an overnight movie marathon with some friends, and the rest of us bagsed the couches with one friend left with the floor, and he was all sore about losing out and refused to sleep on the floor, so he took all the chairs from the dining room, arranged them all facing inwards for a flat surface to sleep on and aptly dubbed it the cradle of death, and, predictably, fell straight through to the floor as soon as he put his weight on it.

Beartato emoji when?

>>65061003
>go to bed
>something is off
>my body is being tickled all over
>what
>oh that's right, I ate cookies here this morning

Reginald always gets me on a personal level.

>>65076979
>eating in bed

Disgusting.

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OK guys is this beautiful or what?

>>65077053
I like eating my breakfast in bed. That way I can stay comfy for a few more minutes and trick my body into believing it's had more rest.

>>65077060
It's... it's... I can't read that shit.

>>65077174
What, cursive?

>>65058628
I wish it wouldn't get brought up so often.

I'm sick of being reminded of the time two girls touched my butt and I ignored them in a panicked way of playing cool.

>>65077174
"What is meaning, Bartholomew? What is it to live?"
"We live that we may know pain. We know pain, that we may recognize joy"
"Let us eat cherry blossoms"

Harrison is the best character

>>65076004
The entire comic was about how it was wrong of society to keep the dog and the kid from fucking each other.

It was meant to be an allegory for something like transsexuals.

Turns out comparing transsexuals to animals, while making a case for beastiality, really doesn't make you look good to anyone but dog-fuckers.

>>65060325
where are these one piece edits

>>65066759
>Tweet.

Every time.

>>65077557
http://wanpisscomics.tumblr.com/

>>65061894
But they're all shit. Every one of them. They're all cultural flotsam that's not worth the brain cells watching them kills.

>>65077769
If the only thing you can think to talk about is television and movies then you apparently aren't filling the void you've created by being a media hipster with anything valuable.

>>65077926
Wha? Nah man, I'm just talking about talk shows. They're steaming garbage.

>>65059772
Well last night I had a dream a hamburger was eating ME.

>>65077306
Or that time you asked out a girl because you thought she liked you because she added you on facebook and then you sat next to her in a lot of classes for the next three years and every time you saw her it was like she was a personification of every failure you've ever made in your life, and there have been oh so many?

>>65076221
You can check out any time you want, Anon, but you can never leave.

>>65077372
he's always there when you need him.

I like how he's not the typical "snobby jerk who's too stuck up to hang out with the protagonists" but he's just another loser like them who they forget about all the time.

>>65077926
hey, you're talking to some other guy now. he's the one who called talk shows garbage.

I'm still here though.

Anthony blocked me on twitter because he thought I was accusing him of stealing someone's joke.

Sure I can see his tweets still but it's just not the same considering he considers me as one of the guys he hates dealing with. ;_;

>>65059881

Easily the best. You guys are finding some golden one in here, though.

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>>65060072
This, >>65071608, and my attached picture are my absolute favorites.

>>65079537
Either i'm drunker than i thought, you're second sentence doesn't make sense.

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>>65060652

>>65077306
On the plus side, might've been a setup for trolling you.

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Personal favorite.

>>65059772

Last night I had a dream I was doing super parkour through the gym and girls' changing room in the dark at my old school.

>>65080240
That's pretty good.

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>>65079842

>>65077438
Wasn't it supposed to be an allegory for racism?

>>65061003
>>65064329

kek

>>65071333

i9s this a /v/ edit or something?

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I enjoy this one; it's a nice, silly little anticlimax.

>>65059568
I had a dream last night where my family and I were astronauts and we went into space and into a space station. Except the space station was our house. And I kept trying to float in no gravity but every time I stepped the house started moving instead of me. When we were on re-entry my mother berated me for not putting my seat belt on. We crash-landed and the house exploded. And then for some reason my dad turned into Stacker Pentecost.

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and the last of my favorites...

>>65077438

dont forget pedophilia

>>65082306
>Book attracts spiders
That's the one that kills me.

>>65082215
I just love how many of these end with a person sobbing uncontrollably.

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>>65082292
I like the edit better, actually

>>65082306
jesus fuck, I bought one of those volumes and I'm not shitting you when I say the amount of spiders in my room has drastically increased

the beartatocrisis is real

>>65082497
Just like real life.
>>65082514
fucking hell, I haven't laughed this hard at a loss edit in ages

>>65082624
So true, so true. It's less funny in real life though.

>>65082923
>It's less funny in real life though
Thats why every day i wake up and contemplate suicide. HahahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>65082923
Says you

>>65082514
kek

>>65082306
My favorite part is that the part about the code revealing how you die isn't denied at the end.

>>65083048
oh shit didnt notice it, why would they put **** if they are not even gonna address it

>>65071608
Anyone else imagine young Beartato, and only young Beartato, with a british accent?

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I could swear this was a real show back in the 90s.

>>65083534
I did.

>>65082306
The asterisk say nothing about the hidden code that reveals how the reader will die.

>>65059593
>>>65059927
>>65060237
Yes, this is typically where the jokes happen.

>>65071540
Pretty sure the Chinese character is 'fear'

>>65059323
I miss pfsc

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"Because you take a laser to the eye and you are blinded forever and you walk into an intersection and you are killed by a milk truck, THAT'S why."

>>65060098
Actually yes.

And I read Beartato in Rigby's voice.

>>65077060
Man Harrison is the best

>>65085202
Yeah he's so much better than Woman Harrison

>>65085202
>>65085410
But those are both wrong.
Shark Harrison is best.

>>65058586
beartatos phone cover . . .

>>65064329
Oh god, why did I never notice!

>>65077146
>Cookies for breakfast
????????

>>65083644
god I love this one

Kinda weak honestly

>>65084347
Didn't he go crazy?

>>65059696
>You've grown and matured since then.

S-sure I did.

>>65073772
>>65063892
>>65060685
>>65060321
>tfw we all become shitty bandcamp songs

>>65071333
God, he really does draw women SO CUTE!

>>65076768
Cool story bro.

>>65086980
Yeah, but everyone did get their books eventually.

>>65082514

I'm pulling you over for doing a 3 in a 4 zone

>>65070725
I tried pulling some treasure out of my guts and all I got were these lame organs.

>>65083644
Reginald is such a child, I love it.

>>65082239
no idea, just got posted in an earlier thread here

>>65082239
no thats the real comic and punchline

>>65086954
Shut the fuck up Kaito. Shouldn't you be an Overlord right now?

I cant post it
But theres this simple comic he has on his tumblr that I always laugh thinking about it


His site or tumblr has a section where he has a FAQ and theres this one where he's like stop asking about it

so of course he gets one ask on his tumblr and he has comic ned grab his head and tear it off

if you find it post if for me