ITT: we confess/share our weird /co/ crushes.
beat mine. I don't even know why, but she has always been a crush of mine. Not full on waifu, but still. Fucking spider.
I'm not a furry, but Mrs Brisby is definitely on my list.
especially that scene where she loses her cape holy shit i don't know why that turns me on so much
>he thinks lusting over robots isn't perfectly normal
huh. That actually DOES make sense.
I guess that explains two of my weird crushes I have, despite not being a furry. Pic related.
>Not filling the void left by your non-existant love life with imaginary characters
I'm not in any way into GMILFs, but I'd rattle the dust out of her bones.
I console myself with the fact that it's Eartha Kitt's voice.
Miss Bianca is fucking perfect. Bernard was dropping his spaghetti for two whole movies, and she still married his nerdy ass, even when that fucking Aussie redneck was hitting on her.
Also, tell me the cuddling scene in the first movie wasn't cute. Go on, I dare you.
I've lusted after devils, insects, aliens, reptiles, machines, abstracts, elementals, plants, ape creatures, witches, ghosts, fairies, golems, gargoyles, vessels, bird women, short stacks, mutations, the undead, cat people, fish ladies and puppets.
Weird would be a blonde college girl in a sweater.
I just wish she was smaller, but besides from that, she's utterly perfect to me.
I get weirdly attracted to women just on exact micro portion of the masculine/feminine bell curve
I don't even consider this one to be weird. But I have always had the biggest crush on this cute green girl.
Also, Angelina Jolie as Maleficent did very strange things to my dick.
>tfw no evil fairy to make nasty faces at you
I thought they were perfect. Added to her sort of inhuman beauty. Plus, Mally had big lips in the original too.
Think of a scifi cartoon with monsterous-alien girls. You know the ones.
Yeah, them/those ones.
Oh wait there are nearly none of them, because all girls must be beautiful humanoids, or must appear to be regular humans at all times instead of just being themselves.
> monster buster club's Cathy in her true form
> young justice's M'Gann in her true form
> i want to post a third option but i can't think of any others because that's how fucking rare they are
Not a brony, but I can respect that. I guess I have a thing for unicorns though
and god that feels weird to actually say
>squirrel girl from Sword in the Stone
FUCKING SADDEST SCENE EVER. Not even kidding. It's all fun, she's chasing him, Merlin's singing, he's getting mad at the other squirrel, Arthur's getting mad at her, then fucking WHAM.
Please don't do this to me again /co/
Please let me forget
I wanted to be her sex slave so badly.
>tfw I'll never have sex with the Hex.
I loved her in Quack Pack. That perfect combination of flirty and crazy.
Top husbando. Keldor? Meh. Skeletor, take me fucking now.
You're husbando a shit
That blue robot chick. Jenny, I think? Never even watched her show. I just saw that one porn parody, and suddenly the idea of having a submissive-yet-badass robot waifu was a huge fucking turn-on.
You raise a good one, but I mean, look at this majestic motherfucker.
I've always had a crush on Amy. Something about the "cute pink girls" in cartoons always gets me horny.
The creepy thing about Amy is that she is 11 but in the body of a 18 year old or something like that, because she wanted to be old enough to be with Sonic and the gang
I don't think this counts as a weird crush /co/-wise, but it's still worth posting.
I fucking hate her and I wish I could quit her.
Even though the sequel wasn't that good, Kovu is a hunk.
This is the only time I ever liked Emma.
Mostly because of Kari though.
I got it bad for Rouge. Not sure she counts as a "weird" crush, since I know exactly why I like her.
>gets wet from pretty jewels
let's see, not an airhead like Amy, good leader, doesn't put up with bullshit, not fucking pink, dat ass, and dat voice. Seriously, Kath Soucie has one of the sexiest voices ever. If she did audiobooks, she could make a biography of William Taft sexy.
You know you lost on purpose just to see her.
Don't really have one anymore, but when I was a very young child, pic related would supposedly make me very flustered and it got to the point I would claim she was misunderstood and driven to do things she honestly felt was right. And that none of that crap would have happened if there was an actual guy to appreciate her (I took the song a little literally at that one part).
Of course, this is what my family tells me when they reminisce over my childhood, so for all I know I could be getting rused hardcore.
Babbys first /co/ crush
explains a lot, really
she was one of the muscles for the Light in Young Justice along with Tuppence Terror
a little less ripped but the white trash hair style combos nicely for a female good tough
Huh. I'm honestly surprised anyone at DC remembers Deva exists. Oh well, not the worst they've ever treated the Wonder rogues.
>the prison episode where Miss Martian and Superboy disguised themselves as the twins
>that bit at the end where they made out
That was just plain weird.
this might be more /a/ but this one make smy dick diamonds
muh moth loli
>"Poor unfortunate souls! In pain. In need. This one longing to be thinner, that one wants to get the girl, and do I help them? Yes indeed?"
Almost like she's singing to you, isn't it?
That's not weird. Glados is weirder than that--she's just a voice.
Unless if by reptile you mean, like, a photograph of a bearded dragon.
As a devotee to the Goddess Mothra, I can see that.
literally 1 second in google image search you lazy fuck
also i kind of remember that the character who crushes on her human form (cut-off on left of image) would probably freak the fuck out at her true form. feels bad man.
>literally 1 second in google image search you lazy fuck
Why do that when I know someone will do it for me? Google typically results in lots of fanart and poor shots. It's better to let someone else sort through it.
Official examples? There's plenty, this one being one of the ones that makes it the most visible.
Go ahead, come at me.
I'm not even kidding. I have no idea how or why it started. It would take me forever to try to explain it, but god damn I love him.
That voice, that smile, his taste in cars and clothing, and the way he moves. Losing my old hard drive filled with all my screencaps and gifs was torture.
>them talking about getting married in the future somehow was a huge turn on for me.
>them possibly being related made it better
I knew that was coming.
I was tempted to spoiler inb4 go to bed smithers just because it was inevitable.
>mfw I noticed she actually had four eyes as opposed to two only last year
>hair went grey stupid early into my 20s
>total fucking pushover devoted to one person in my life
>love mr. burns
More than I would have thought, actually.
>he thinks a sexually attractive spider thing is a weird fetish
Okay we're not as far gone as, say, /tg/ or /d/ but goddamn it we're trying.
Look up Meandraco sometime.
As for mine, yeah.
Sometimes I like to imagine I've gotten my hands on a magic artifact and he's keeping me in a cage, creeping on me and trying his damnedest to get it off me.
it's a fake set of ideals and fantasies where their rejection of you is as fictional as they are, so they already have something up on the flawed real-life girls that already exist.
>unicorns are supposed to be the most beautiful creatures to exist
Actually, they're supposed to be snorty ferocious beasts who kill humans on sight unless they're hot virgins. The whole, "unicorn omg beautiful pure" thing is a relatively modern idea.
There is no shame in loving something so beautiful.
Her voice drove me crazy when I was a kid. I didn't know what I was feeling.
I still have the hots for her.
>only interact with virgin maidens
Yeah but that's been twisted by Victorian romanticists. It used to be said that unicorns would kill anyone but the purest of maidens. Then it got changed to "unicorns are invisible and only pure maidens can see them."
>male lions don't do all the hunting, the females do
>they just laze around the den watching the cubs while females hunt
>hyenas actually kill more animals than lions do
>there are many other beasts that are stronger/bigger/deadlier/etc than lions
Yet people call them king of beasts.
I just don't know.
I hate farts, i have ALWAYs hated them, but yeah.. i liked 'Not Without My Annus'
Please, don't validate it.
I'm also torn between finding his shitty life fun and disheartening. Dude can't move or breath on his own, but also fucks things up constantly to get some validation/superiority.
What, you think kings go out hunting for food?
Also that's a very simplistic statement. Only pride leaders (which make up a small percentage of male lions) are free from hunting duties and only when the food is coming in fine.
>tfw yesterday was my 4th anniversary on 4chan
Nah, you go back to school.
Every time I meet a new group of girls about my age, at some point I will ask: "So which Lion King lion was hottest?". Its a weird question and you'd think I'd be booted from the group for being a weirdo but every time, without fail, it turns into a heated discussion about how to properly rank the lions. My ranking:
but really, none of them are bad looking.
He was the first choice for some other women though.
I'm gonna put in for Basil from The Great Mouse Detective too. I thought he was a really handsome mouse. Wonder I'm not a furry now, hm. I suppose something about anthropomorphic animals is especially appealing to kids. I do think its a testament to the skill of the animators and character designers that they can design animals characters we can recognize as being handsome or beautiful beyond a basic sense of aesthetic pleasantness. I wonder what it is exactly that makes one animal character more appealing than another, but I don't think it can be pinpointed down to a science.
>Kovu: badboy that is actually good, looks different from other lions, was originally going to betray Simba's pride, but was swayed by his love for Kira, their families don't want them together, etc
Sounds fucking familiar, doesn't it?
No, I'm pointing out Kovu is pretty much another stereotypical character you see in pretty much all romance novels/stories. Those traits are pretty much a check list for those type of characters.
To add to the actual discussion of this thread. Fifi is most likely where I got my thing for big fluffy tails and having said tails wrap around you.
In all fairness, as a kid Kovu was probably my first exposure to those types of characters.
Fifi was super cute, I liked her fluffy tail. I don't think it falls under the purview of crush exactly since there wasn't a romantic or sexual component attached to it, but as a little girl I would get really fixated on my favorite, pretty female cartoon characters. I really just did derive some simple enjoyment from looking at them. I thought Fifi was pretty, Minerva Mink was pretty, Rita too. Shallow as it sounds, in retrospect, some of the cartoons I enjoyed most were the ones with the prettiest characters. I liked the humor and characters behind Pepper Anne but it always bothered me that they weren't prettier.
If I thought a male character was good looking I had a tendency to pair them with a female character as opposed to fixating on the male character himself. I'd never admit it because cooties but I was SO INVESTED in Rogue and Gambit.
I liked RougeXGambit. Somehow I remember having stronger emotions towards pairs as opposed to individual characters, I feel kind of about sad missing out on weird childhood crushes. I kind of hope I'm just forgetting someone.
Man I forgot about this guy. Young me was a furry I guess
Adding Vlad, I was probably about 12. I didn't even really like that cartoon.
If you're implying this will make me less arachnophobic you're wrong
Those doujins freaked me the fuck out
I mean yeah, I still jerked off. I'm not a fuckin' Saint here. That's not the point.
Not even close
Pic related always gets a lot of replies.
/tg/ is a strange place.
It doesn't even remotely look like a girl and somehow I'm not a furry.
The other weird one I had was that fish queen from Darkwing Duck but I don't know her name. I'm 90% sure it was just a fucking fish with lipstick.
Her name was Neptunia. And you went the only one who liked her, bro.
>thread about weird crushes
>post a Asian girl
What exactly is weird about Noodle?.......
>galaxy high had a bunch of weird alien waifus
The one with all the lips was a childhood crush of mine.
Why has no one posted the one her? I would let myself be controlled by her, only to unravel her secret soft, emotional side
>people call them king of beasts
>Laze around doing fuck all except keeping their rivals in line and fucking their harem, who also provide them with food
Sounds pretty regal to me.
See, now that just looks like a giant spider is face deep in her ass, eating her insides.
young male lions "fight" (read: train) eachother every day until they get their mane, by the time they have to leave their pride they are experts at taking out other lions. They are the Batman of the desert cats, you're damn right the females do all the hunting.
>Family is the most important for her
She is perfect