hhnnnnggggggg

>>64518061

NO!! bad!!! BAD DICK!!! DOWN! I said down!!

I wanna bang out my soap suds all over those legs m8

>>64518125
but dat ass though

>>64518061
What is that?
And why do I want to put my dick in it?
Answer that last one first.

>liking bald chicks
the fuck is wrong with you?

>>64518233

It's a fetish.

>>64518257
that doesn't excuse it

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Why were all the aliens so hot?

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>>64518233
>not liking bald chicks
nigga you gay or something?

>>64518303
whoa, theyre remaking Outer Space Astronauts?

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>>64518061

r63?

The pink alien in Quill's Milano at the beginning of the movie was a QT pie. So were Nova Prime's assistants

>>64518303
>Under armor in space
Immersion broken.

>>64518061
what episode of the simpsons is this

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>>64518233
>implying you wouldn't

I thought Nebula made some cute faces though

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Oh /co/, you and your silly fetishes.

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>Marvel will never bring out a cosmic cheesecake calender

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>>64518699
That she did

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Still waiting for hi-res screenshots of my nameless background alien waifu.

>>64518178

If you like small asses, sure. Dat ass.

>>64518185
Because thats what god intended
Alien

Sin City remake?

>>64518747
That movie was nothing but fetishes.
I mean fuck, she genderswaps into a guy and impregnates her mom. Wtf.

>>64518916
>she genderswaps into a guy

Nah, she turned into a herm.
Also, it's a french movie.

Once I saw a movie about a guy that was kept as a sex slave by a hot zombie chick. it was a comedy. I think what I am trying to say is, they fuck anything there.

>>64518810

She's cute when she's angry. She reminds me of an asari. shieeet.

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>>64519015
Little bit yeah

>>64518303
did he piss himself?

>>64519140
Wouldn't you?

>>64519140
no thats semen

>>64518303
Because it's an unashamed sci-fi B movie. All alien women must be total fucking babes.

>>64519140
yes actors often find it easier to simply piss themselves rather than get out of costumes

for example christian bale once admitted to shitting himself because he knew the effort of getting out of the suit would have been too much effort

Whats this from?

>>64519257
GOTG

>>64518651
D-damn...

>>64519232
But....he's just wearing pants.

>>64518846
I will never understand why people get so worked-up over such tiny asses.

>>64519257
James Gunn's instagram. All BTS GotG shots

>>64518233
I don't know, what?

>>64519315
Anon, all asses are beautiful. They are all part of God's divine creation, and they all diverse to be appreciated, big or small, it does not matter. An ass is a beautiful thing.

>>64519305
nigga do you see a zipper on that

those are tight pants as part of his costume, he's not lounging around in a pair of jogging bottoms

I really hope they make a GotG porn parody
I love bald chicks and I love chicks with body paint

>>64518661
But what do you pull when you can't pull her hair?

>>64519441
teeth.

>>64519172
Wow he really got into character for that Jackson Pollock line

>>64519401
I just don't see thepoint.
So they're completely nonfunctioning?
Wouldn't five minutes of readjusting tight pants be preferable than pissing yourself and then waiting for that to dry and smelling like piss for the rest of the shoot?

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>>64519381
Spoken like a true ass-man.

>>64519381
Yeah, yeah, all asses are nice is a pretty good rule of thumb, but not every ass is "dat"

>>64519501
na they wear adult nappies underneath so drying is instant and the smell is mostly contained

>>64519381
I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man Yeah!

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

'Cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man OH!
I'm an Ass Man

So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man OH!
I'm an Ass Man

Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel

You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man OH!

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

I'm an Ass man
Yeah; I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man OH!

>>64519473
but what do you do when she is a dragon?

>>64519381
People say the same thing about tits, but you don't hear people going 'DEM BOOBS' when a-cups are involved. Glad that for every kind of ass, there's someone to love it, but I will never understand use of 'DAT ASS' towards flat, narrow butts.

>>64519565
scales.

>>64519565
Climb into her giant vagina.

>>64519570
A-cups are best cups

>>64519570
But anon >>64518061 ass is clearly not flat. Small yes but you can see shes got some meat on her

>>64518303

What a fucking manlet.

>>64519991
hes 6'2

>>64519991
manlet projecting his insecurities on the internet detected

>>64519991
>being this insecure
He's 6'2

>>64520213
>>64520231
>>64520228
Manlets detected

Most women are 6'2 now.

>>64520256
manlet detected for comparing to women in order to feel better about your puny size

>>64520364
manlet detected for believing someone else is a manlet

>>64520378
manlet detected for not accepting everything i say as objective fact

>>64520378
manlet detected for calling some one a manlet for beleving somone else is a manlet for camparing to women inorder to fell better about your puny size.

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>>64520256
Nigger, average height is going down, not up, dipshit.

As the ranks of Orientals and Mestizofied Hispanics increase, the average height drops further and further.

It's great for all you cats that like tiny ethnic chicks though.

I'm a manlet at 5'6" and I don't give a shit.

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>>64520213
>>64520231

>thinking 6' 2" isn't manlet

>>64520448
its looks like that person is trying to take a shit.

>>64520453
I'm 5'6 as well, let's form a club where we jerk each other off and cum into each others mouths or whatever

>>64520455
>Manlet projecting

>>64520513
OH SHIT, im also 5'6 ill get my dick ready. who wants me to cum in their mouth first?

>>64518651
>if you don't like what I like there's something wrong with you
Okay anon. You have a great day, now.

>>64520455
top kek
7'1" master race here, all you puny manlets can fuck off

>>64520453
>>64520513
>>64520562
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be a manlet when you're 12, guys. Don't start fucking each other prematurely

>>64519506
Obligatory reminder that the character who made that speech pulled it out of his own ass in order to gain leniency. He had to struggle for some sort of bullshit that the guy would buy, and he's actually into tits.

>>64520513
click the link for /fit/ is over there ^

>>64520658
except he truly realized himself that he was wrong before and saw the light
you can't argue against logic and evolution

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>>64518651
DUDE! chill the fuck out.

>>64519570
there is an acronym for that
DFC

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>>64518651
OH SNAP!

>>64518651
Take my hand, anon

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>>64520626

Somebody get this giant away from our village

>>64518303
I don't know who I want to fap to more.

>>64520553

>m-m-m-m-m-manlet projecting ;___________________________________;

I bet this faggot is 5' 2" and posts memes to get women to like him.

>>64521521
>posts memes to get women to like him
wat?

>you will never be chris pratt's son

http://youtu.be/6EPbUDEzdnI?t=4m14s

>>64518303
Look at those amazing effects going on in the background. Boy, this is creative cinema right here!

>>64521521
I bet he likes to wear skirts and suck dick all day long

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>>64521651
What else does he like to do, Anon?

>>64519315
becuase they are more sculpted and they make you look bigger by comparison. not that i would know but i imagine it to be

>>64521775
>being insecure enough about dick size to prefer smaller butts

That's rough, buddy

>>64521705

He chops down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra.

Fuck, I'd even imagine that he wished he'd been a girlie, just like his dear papa.

>>64521583
Shut up

>>64518341
:3

>>64522046
he's a lumberjack and hes OK he sleeps all night and works all day.

>>64522269
He wears women's clothing and hangs around in bars

>>64518061
Am I suppsoed to find this attractive .. or ... what???

>>64521954
small hands are nice too.

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>>64521651
I bet he posts gay shit on /a/

>>64522504
Its OK to be gay anon
Its a brave new world

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>>64518233

>>64521583
Would you prefer if they had matted the city skyline into the shot manually using glass plates?

Fuck off.

>>64520626
Go back to your ocean, Godzilla.

>>64518061
I want to impregnate rule 63 Homer

Not gonna lie, wasn't expecting myself to find Nebula attractive, but after watching the movie, got damn man she was pretty cute

>>64518303
Loved how many of the women there had bob cuts.

>>64522978
This. She was mad cute, more than made up for Gamora.

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>>64523326
>>64522978

>>64518789
But we need at elast 12 characters for that, and I don´t think there was that much in the movie.

>>64523431
>Thanks dad

>>64518061
>yellow and bald
Disgusting. Where's muh pink spaceship chick

>>64520626
That's a disability.

>>64523431

It's not gay if i found her attractive right? Wouldn't mind being her prison bitch though.

>>64524464
Are you a femon?

What movie is this?

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>>64524464
Pretty sure that makes you gay

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>>64524464

>locked up in the klyn
>no one messes with you because they know who you belong to
>walking into the cafeteria the crowd of people part like you're a stone in the river
>you see her sitting at a table alone working on her cybernetic arm
>you catch her eye and she gives you a faint smile
>she stands up grabs you by the crotch and says
>"Showers. Now."
>in her cold monotone voice
>yfw

>>64525875
Shes so angry yet so adorable

>>64525875
That's really cute. Do they sell those or was this made special like Batista's lunch box?

>>64525645
>Cute and a Giant
>Scottish Accent
Whelp, time to start stalking.

>>64526093
Custom, but she's likely to get an official one as is Ronan with the movie's popularity

>>64526280
imagine her jerking you off with that robotic arm

>>64520658
Ironically, his daughter is a truer ass (wo)man.

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>>64525596
>>64526464
Dominatrix Nebula

>>64526995
Just wait until it comes out in Japan and all the doujins are about Rocket and Groot

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>>64527350
>search GotG on Rule34
>it's all Rocket

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>>64527552
>only one Gamora picture
>it's done by Shadman

>>64518061
I thought it was real life R63 of The Mask for a second there, and now I'm sad and disapointed.

>>64518061
Is that the Yellow Woman from Sin City?

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Holy shit this concept art. If she had this midriff during the movie my dick would be fucking harder than diamonds

I cannot remember a single thing that Nebula did or said in this movie past that part where she reconstructs her face.

>>64528624
She fights Gamora for a bit, gets almost thrown off the ship, cuts off own hand, falls on a ravager ship, steals it, then fucks off from the movie.

>>64518810
Hearing Karen Gillan screaming at people without slipping into a Scottish accent was adorable.

>>64518061
>>64518341
>>64518810
>>64523431
>>64526769
>>64526280
>>64528584
God fucking damn, Nebula is cute. Even her robotic voice was pretty sexy as well.

Is it only because of Gillan? Because the makeup team's making me have some hope that this bald chunk of space vomit >>64518661 can look good in the sequel if/when she appears.

>>64526184
It was always funny in Doctor Who, because I didn't realize Matt Smith was only an inch taller than her.

So like I thought he was 6 something.
Turns out he's 5'11".
She's like 5'10"

>>64529131
It's a combination of Gillan being legit fucking adorable and also the makeup team being amazing.

Note to self:
Start cult that insists that women enclose themselves from head to toe in form fitting rubber.

>born to early to bang mythogical monster girls, born to early to bang alien girls

why even live? im serious.

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>>64529718
>you will never travel the stars
>you will never meet alien species
>you will never lead a crew on your star ship
>you will forever be stuck on this blue rock
>the closest you'll get is video games and CYOA threads on /tg/

I guess now we know what happened to Amy after the Doctor ditched her.