ANON! A sentinel has just landed in front of you, and identi

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Subatomic_Manipulation

Everybody can go home.

I just won harder than anybody can ever win at this game.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Isolation

>The ability to enter into a state of non-existence.

Well...this is a depressing power. But I guess I could just disappear or something until it fucks off?

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>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Fluid_Manipulation
Great, my mutant power is what would happen if a giant sentinel landed in front of me wanting me dead.

>>64035162

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Word_Manifestation

>User can transform a spoken word into the actual object

I got this.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adaptive_Armor
I'm torn between the Berserk armor and the Scarab

>>64035097
Body separation?! The fuck am I supposed to do with that?
>Sentinel "I'll tear you apart mutant."
"Not if I tear me apart first!"
>fall into pieces on the ground and play dead

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Blade_Construction

I'll make a giant plasma/energy sword and cut in half. Literal definition of boring but practical.

>>64035097

> Cyclone Spinning

Hah, now I have blown the Sentinel away

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Liquid_Manipulation

is there oil in sentinels or anything liquid?

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimension_Creation

I teleport it to the punch dimension and myself to the sex bot dimension.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Living_Anomaly

Yeah okay

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Platform_Creation

Make a wall, I guess?

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Holy shit. I'm ok.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_Lordship

That Sentinel will have a hard time, because I'm a Strong Guy.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Science

I am now a transcendent being. Your argument is invalid.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Regeneration

i think i can just use its laser weapon things to heal me

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vocal_Creation

>known users
>God (Monotheistic Religions)

Don't fuck with me sentinels

>>64035097

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invulnerability

I'll have to flee anyway.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistent_Realm_Creation

i will banish it

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Suicide_Inducement

I lose because a robot cannot commit suicide because it is not a person

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dance_Manipulation

this shit just went 1980's anime.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Suppression
>The power to suppress memories of others and/or oneself. A sub-power of Memory Manipulation. Not to be confused with Memory Erasure.
Guess I'll see you in heav....wait Muties don't go there.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unlovability%C2%AD
>Why

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mustelid_Physiology

are you fucking kidding me?

can a sentinel take on a giant badger

>>64035097

Dark World Manipulation

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_World_Manipulation

that poor sentinel is really fucked, he better call for reinforcements.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Society_Manipulation

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seismokinetic_Combat

I might make an earthquake that's so strong it fucks the whole city, but by my word that sentinel ass is going down

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire-Lightning_Breath

I'm okay with this

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Speed

I guess the only thing I'd be able to do at that point would be to run away like a bitch, right? Not like I'd know how to do anything cool with it yet.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Transferal

Melted Sentinel fuxx wit it boi

>>64035097
>Peak Human Flexibility
...... I am... So fucking fucked...

>>64035097
I flick it into orbit.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Strength

>>64035097
>Gamma Vision.
Well I'm fucked

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True_Illusion
I think I come out of this alright

>>64035097

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quantum_Manipulation

The subtlest thing to do would just be to make some transistors malfunction and have it shut itself down or go haywire. "Mutant? Me? The things obviously defective."

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_Powered_Physiology
Ahaha fuck you sentinals.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Embodiment
>Big Bang Inducement, Creation, Omnificence
Primordial Force Manipulation, Creation Magic, Absolute Restoration, Life Mastery, Omniarch, Apocalypse Inducement, Destruction

I usually don't reply to these threads but man that Sentinel is fucked.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Force_Armor_Generation

So it basically just keeps blasting me with nothing happening. Can Sentinels get frustrated? Because, if so this will be hilarious.

>paper manipulation

Um, I guess I liked ROD? So cool?

>>64035526
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Homo_Superior_Physiology

Come at me

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence

I can handle this

>>64035097
>Acrylic Manipulation
>User can move, shape and manipulate acrylic materials, a group of polymers which could be referred to generally as plastics.
Sentinels should be a piece of cake, there's gotta be plastic somewhere in there on a chip or whatever.

>inb4 they get wise and upgrade with CARBON NANOTUBES

>>64035097
[/spoiler]COME DARKNESS[/spoiler]

>>64035097
>Spellcasting
Aww shit nigga.
According to Marvel this is pretty much my best bet.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Answer_Intuition
I know exactly what to do!

>>64036033
Forgot the link and fucked up the spoiler tag. Fuck me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Manipulation

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravitational_Singularity_Generation
I am become Death, destroyer of worlds

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Party_Inducement

I think I win.

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>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Event_Collapse

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Combat
im the avatar

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Preemptive_Adaptation
Well, I just fucking lucked out to the max.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tin_Manipulation
FUCK

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Artistry
>/co/'s dream
>i hate drawing

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beetle_Physiology

Fuck my life.

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>>64035097
Shit this shit need to write brown on!
DIARRHEAMAN!!!!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Irreversible_Destruction whelp he ain't gettin up ever again

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Life_Creation

I can basically make my own sentinel and let it fight the other one?
Today is a good day.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud_Generation

EAT MY FART, SCENTINEL WAHAHA

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation

Ho ho! I'll just manipulate that Sentinel's sensor variable so that it won't peg me as a mutant.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Empowerment
I will will myself a weapon of rage and hope while striking fear into my enemies and love into all the women in a 3 mile radius after which I will make use of greedily. also compassion or something or other

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement
I have the best power ever, 10 second before death.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Law_Inducement
I am the Law. Literally. Sentinels can't do shit. BRB adjusting reality to my whims.

Electronic Communication.

That's no problem, I can just tell Sentinel to stop the attack and attack back to the owner.

>>64035097

Health optimization?

So I can get laser burned to fuck and then grow back so it can happen again. Great.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Force_Release

Guess my choices are turning my life force into an offensive power and taking the sentinel out, tiring myself out (shortening my life?) in the process, or killing myself so the sentinel fucks off but using the Life Force power to keep myself from actually dying or using it to resurrect.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Manipulation

Hey there have you heard about my robot friend? He's metal and tall and doesn't kill me at all.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Homo_Superior_Physiology

... I'm fine.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Particle_Acceleration

BTFO

>Chastity Empowerment
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chastity_Empowerment
...
I become the most powerful being this world has ever known.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetokinetic_Flight
oh, well I guess I'll just be a skeet before being disintegrated

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Manipulation

What don't I do?

>>64036377
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud_Generation

Become a square clooood. clooood become a square cloooood.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Siphoning
I'm pretty screwed unless there's a god nearby.

>>64037100
I love that guy.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Invisibility
at least my corpse will be stealthy.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Arsenal

It's over for that Sentinel.

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>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sky_Father_Physiology

And then, I become a god.

Best day ever.

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>>64035398
Punch dimension made me laugh a lot more than it should have. 8/10.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Creation
I just make a bigger gun.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Will-O%27-The-Wisp_Physiology

I probably can't die anyway. Shoot at me all you want.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Teleportation
I live!

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I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Juggernaut_Momentum

I just turned that Sentinel into a purple trashcan.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ziz_Physiology
Would be an interesting fight...

>>64037398

And I fight with the guns.

Any guns, really.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Kata

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Reversal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Druidic_Magic

Sounds like a learned thing, so I'm probably dead as hell.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seduction_Immunity
for all i know i already have that superpower ;_;

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Gliding

Welp I guess I die horribly.

I'm like a worse Angel

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/4th_Wall_Awareness

Well then...

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unavertable_Death
Word.

>>64037745
But do sentinels count as being alive?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Decoy_Creation
huh. Could work.

Guess I'm teleporting it into outer space or in front of Kim Jong Un

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Weather_Manipulation
>create cosmic storms, solar flares, geomagnetic storms, cosmic rays, coronal mass ejection, etc.

Dude, I'm good.

I'm so fucking good.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crash!

Well, that was easy. Crash and done.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Business_Intuition
This site needs a fucking purge.

>>64037983
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inodorosity

At least my corpse will be somewhat pleasant to be around

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gashadokuro_Physiology

My power is the ability to turn into a giant superstrong and invincible Japanese skeleton demon. Might be cool.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Expanding_Energy_Bolts
Kinda useful. I'll take it.

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>>64037983
The future is magnets.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Nonexistence

Would this even work on a machine, fuck.

>>64038149
Not if the sentinel kills me, which it will, because my "power" does dick-all to protect me.

Technological Assimilation
The power to assimilate any technological objects into one's body and make it part of oneself

Well guess I'll absorb the sentinel in front of me.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Earth_Manipulation
My fear of death sorts everything out for me by earthbending.

>>64038205
except it gave you the ability to see the market need for anti Sentinel products to sell to mutants.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tortoise_Physiology

Uh, hope I got a nice shell.

>>64038332
Anon, what part of "You only have 10 seconds to act before it blows you away" did you miss?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Emotion_Empowerment

This actually works perfectly as why my mutant power would activate now.

>>64035097


http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack

M8 be cool

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric-Water_Manipulation
>The power to manipulate electric water

THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intuitive_Aptitude
Can I like use it to avoid attacks and exploit its weaknesses?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Materialization

>The ability to create anything without range limits.

i create myself 3000 miles far from the sentinel.
check mate

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Logic_Manipulation

Yeah.......pretty sure I'm god now.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinesis/Gallery

I guess I'm Jean Grey now.

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>>64038256
Of course absorbing the sentinel will probably have consequences
I will most likely become Bastion

I am not a mutant anymore.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Error_Reparation

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Business_Intuition

I guess i'll probably have an army or secret power suit to fight those assholes

>>64039225
HI THERE!
>>64037983

>>64037558
If you're on a building or a cliff you'll be OK. Maybe.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flower_Manipulation

I got this.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Egyptian_Deity_Physiology

That poor Sentinel bastard,

mummy phsysiology

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/True_Name_Manipulation

I guess i just tell the sentinel to leave or tell it to stop existing and banish it from reality...

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giraffe_Physiology

Son of a bitch.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutating_Aura

Will a Sentinel identify itself as a mutant?

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chastity_Inducement

uh...........................

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Weapons

I attack it with ten thousand ejaculating cocks

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Reversal

Ah, so... ummm... I win?

>Karma incarnation

I make it feel really bad before it kills me, I guess.

>>64040056

Theoretically you could have made it so that if the Sentinel killed you, nothing would happen.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Embodiment

I feel confident that I'd be fine.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Recreation

Well' I dont't know how to use this.

>>64040313

You have the power to unfuck the Marvel universe.

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>>64035097
>Liquid Manipulation.
I just force all his hydraulics to burst. Pull the lubricant from his joints, purge his coolant system, force his rocket fuel to all catalyze... whatever kinda robot it is I can foul it. He might still kill me in 10 seconds though.

Hey, blood is a liquid too...

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>Positive Emotion Empowerment
>Users become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. by a quintessential positive emotions, such as love, happiness, hope, generosity, joy, etc. of oneself and others, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing the existing powers. Some users may be able draw sustenance from the positive emotions or even slow or stop aging

>only cited example of this is from MLP
>mfw I was literally killed by MLP

>Trajectory Curving
Still don't like my chances

I don't even know.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Healing

>Purification

Well... Man fuck this, I drive an 87 Crown Victoria, I'm runnin this fucker over.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Absorption
I hope it only has lasers.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology

I make him into a new star, Anon. A beautiful pinpoint of light.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Embodiment

>personification of the element of ice

I'll be fine

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Energy_Manipulation

For fuck's sake. "Natural energy"? What does that mean? What's the parameters of that? What energy isn't "natural"? God, this fucking wiki.

Whatever. I'm Storm I guess. No Sentinel is going to kill Storm.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rainbow_Generation

At least when I die, it'll be FAAAABULOUS

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angelic_Aura

...what the fuck?

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Energy_Manipulation
use the energy around me to mask my mutant signature?
or just jump onto the thing and start punching with the power of the earth.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensiokinetic_Combat
So... without any strength or anything to back this up, all I can do is blink around like a loon until I either get away or find a weapon.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Mass_Enhancement
I'm a big guy.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ionic_Manipulation

basically Wonder Man

Sentinel confirmed for BTFO

Enslavement Branding
>The ability to enslave and control another being through branding the body of the targeted with a symbol.
I'm going to guess it doesn't work on robots. If it does though, I have my own personal sentinel bodyguard.

>>64044908
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Investigation
I'm CIA

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Well I ghost up and try to posses it's body. Assuming I could. OR
If that doesn't work I'd blast it, teleport out, or phase out and fly

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Transmogrification
Sweet! I can turn it into a gas!

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electronic_Communication
Oh dear.

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>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Twilight_Constructs
"Ah'm gonna make that robot squeal like a pig!"

>>64045529
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Ghost_Physiology

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniscience

Applications:
Absolute Intellect
Ability Learning
Accelerated Probability
Clairvoyance
Cosmic Awareness
Cosmic Knowledge
Dowsing
Encyclopedic Knowledge
Enlightenment
Enhanced Wisdom
Instilled Knowledge
Intuitive Aptitude
Locality Tracking
Omnichronal Perception
Omnicompetence
Omnifabricating
Omnilingualism
Panmnesia
Parachronal Cognition
Precognition
Prescience
Psychometry
Retrocognition
Shapeshifting Awareness
Telepathy/Omnipathy

I think I'm good.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mana_Manipulation

Yo fuck earth Imma gonna hang out with thor

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Momentum_Manipulation

So I'm Diet Accelerator and an omega level mutant easily. I guess the fight might play out like this:

>Laser beam curves in mid-air, changing direction and hitting the sentinel in the face
>Sentinel tries to raise its arm to punch me, but the speed at which its arm raises increases to the point that it tears itself off at the shoulder and rockets into the sky
>Run, Sentinel flies in pursuit but suddenly loses all forward momentum and faceplants
>Immobile sentinel gets hit by rock flying at supersonic speeds, turns to scrap

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Inducement

Nice! I now have a sentinel robo-puppy as a pet. Think I might take a walk and see what else I can improve around here. Let's put up those mental blocks to keep those pesky mind readers out and have a good time.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inevitable_Event_Creation

> Ability to create a fixed point in time.
> Can make it so Sentinel technology never sees the light of day.
> This can never be changed by shit time travel stories.

COME AT ME SENTIBRO

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Momentum_Manipulation

I would increase it's landing momentum in an attempt to break it/send it into the ground then jump the fuck away

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unity
>has absolute control over his/her own existence.
>has an undefeatable level of immortality.
>can bend, twist, shape and reshape anything and everything with pure willpower.
>can wipe out all existence on a whim.

GUYS... Guys

Guys

I think I'm gonna be ok.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Shapeshifting
Fear kicks in
what would make me not be afraid of a sentinel?
A Spinosaurus
Not only is it simply HUGE but it also has the bonus of not having such stubby little arms.

>>64046522
increase momentum? How about reverse it.
>sent starts to land
>reverses momentum
>sent starts flying away
>sent re calibrates or some shit, cause that's what they do
>suddenly redirect the momentum of all air molecules surrounding sent to go directly towards the eyes
>blow him up

Seriously, momentum manipulation is broken as fuck. Everything moves. Villains should be unstoppable with this
>changes momentum of earth's spinning
>everyone dies

>>64035256
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Biological_Breath
cousin!
Also
>sentinel lands
>melt hole in leg with acid breath
>jump in
>tunnel through sentinel using acid breath
>melt sentinel A.I.
>turn whats left into sweat pad

>>64046271
oh, and then I think I might pick a fight with the Flash just to see if I could win

>>64046903
Nigga I'm not that creative. In fact, it's likely I would end up dying pretty early when the sentinels roll out. I would've had 0 training aside from petty shit I do at home and I just wouldn't give that a thought. It would be Omega-level power paired with Stupidity.

I thought I didn't have a chance but I got one after reading this!

My name is THE PAPER CUT!

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacle_Extension

I WILL RAPE IT

I WILL RAPE MY WAIFU

I WILL RAPE EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Manipulation
BUENO

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Field_Manipulation

>known users
>Dr Manhattan

I think i'm ok

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seraphim_Physiology

I dazzle the sentinel with radiant light and mock its inability to kill a cosmic being

According to this I am fucking Bullseye

and it also says Shadow the Hedgehog, Deadpool, Dante from DMC, and Generator Rex are my team

We call ourselves team "Midnight in a jar"

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>hope for something powerful that can effect Sentinels or efficiently get me away, scott free. Hope for no medium level technopathy, against which the Sentinel will obviously be immune.

I'm not going to tell you what I rolled, but it's one of your favorite characters power and it's often written as essentially magic.

So I escape.

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>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Artisan

I SHALL CRAFT IT A SOUL!

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Consumption

SEND MORE SENTINELS. I'M STILL HUNGRY.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Portal_Creation
Good thing I only drink water

>>64035097

Enhanced Vision.

Well, I get to see death coming for me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superhuman_Empowerment

I think I'm good.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Change_Embodiment
>Users embody and control change, the driving force that moves everything, from particles to men to stars to gods to ideas and beyond.
I think I'm good, OP.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brainless

I don't know what to think of this.

>>64035097

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artistic_Inducement

I'll make that motherfucking sentinel sing and paint.

Fucking sucker.

>>64049301

Coooool

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Manipulation

The sentinel falls in love with me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artistic_Creation

Guess I'll have to interpretive dance the thing away. Wonderful.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tin_Mimicr

So, not only have I got no offensive power, my body turns into a soft, malleable, heat and electricity conductive metal.

I'm so fucked.

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>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Speed

Hell yeah, no match for me

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension

I guess I'm now a god...

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Infusion

> Absorb and/or generate water
>create tidal waves or geysers, heating up the water to boiling temperatures, reduce beings to shriveled husks

Waterbender, k

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Mimicry
Escape is easy

>>64035182
why not grab hold of it, and vanish, then reenter existance, but leave it behind?

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Art_Manipulation
I'll bring all the supers to life to defend me.

Also, waifu creation.

>The Sentinel is out to kill me now
>Just got a power
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Scrying
... Boy, those things are jumpy, huh? Whatever. I'll take it.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self_Combustion

I can set myself on fire.
Well, I'm fucked. At least the Human Torch can set OTHER things on fire, too.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Norse_Deity_Physiology

D-do I win

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_Psychometry

Well shit

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Soul

I am become edgelord, destroyer of worlds

>>64035097
Remote Telekinesis.
Sentinel is doomed

>>64035097
>Elastic Combat

Im mother fucking Luffy, im golden, dont worry bout me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Field_Projection

Wow, I actually feel kind of bad for the sentinel.

>>64035097

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_Creation

I protest on the basis that i am clearly a magic user and not a mutant.

Then i cast teleport.

>>64050676
Sentinels are not living things.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corruption_Empowerment

Against a machine?!? Well, fuck.

>>64035097
>Implying the Sentinel ever existed in the first place
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Lordship

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Force_Manipulation


Mite b cool

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>>64035097
>Automaton Physiology
>The user is able to turn into or is, completely machine with no organic components. This allows the user to have multiple possible traits, such as disease immunity, higher processing speed, enhanced strength, etc. Though the specifics will need to fit the context of that world.

Greetings, fellow Sentinel. I vaporized the filthy mutant just as after he dodged behind the building and out of your sight, as I am also a Sentinel tasked with killing mutants. You just head back to HQ, I'll stick around here and make sure there's no other muties around.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Over_Run!

I win.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Communication
so i pray my way out of it?

>>64050993

Perhaps God really wants you to visit and thats why the Sentinel is there.

What if I rolled the ability to awaken hidden abilities? Does that make me auto-win due to plot strong?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Potential_Creation

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Constructs_Creation

I'll see your sentinel, and raise you a Cherno Alpha

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Marksmanship

This would be great... if i had some sort of gun.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Link

Uh, shit. I'm going to be the next Phoenix.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imperceptibility

The ability to be completely undetectable and imperceptible.

That was easy.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell-Fire_Manipulation/Gallery

Get Rekt Sentinels

>>64035097
hey look, free energy blasts
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Assimilation

OPed as fuck!!!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Virtual_Particle_Manipulation

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Bomb_Generation
I BLOW IT ALL UP

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Power_Augmentation

I bask in the glorious irony of my death.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporary_Invincibility

well I'm not gonna be blowing anything away....but I'll run like the fucking wind while being shot with lasers

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Tracking
Well, at least I'll be able to find my legs when they get blown off.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fatigue_Manipulation
Getting real tired of this shit.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Sense

...Well, it was a good life.

I get the ability to sense my own death coming though, so that's nice at least.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Teleportation

>Move it to the end of time.

Well that was easy

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Valley_Manipulation

Who the fuck made that power?
I don't care, I do live in a valley so fuck that Sentinel.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aspect_of_Hatred

get rekt i hate you all

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ring_Empowerment
>If the user doesn't have rings, the user cannot become empowered.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unfettered_Body

Well, I don't have to worry about being harmed.

I'm kind of concerned about being captured, though. Maybe I can fake dead? Maybe the Sentinel'll explode my home and assume my body was blown to pieces and fly away.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beauty_Inducement

Great....

well at least it will be the prettiest sentinel there is before it kills me.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Constructs

>Shows a picture of Green Lantern
>Sentinels are Marvel

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Manipulation

I use my powers to negate the fact that I'm a mutant, thereby rendering me an un-mutant, mutant.

TAKE THAT sentinel logic circuts!

>Self-Sustenance
>The power to reduce or remove the need for bodily necessities.

Well, not getting blasted apart by a Sentinel's power beam is a bodily necessity, right? Can I just... Disregard my body's need to not be destroyed?

... Yeah, I'm grasping at straws here, I think I'm fucked.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strong_Heart

I got the power of friendship

>>64054622

Probably based on "Narrow Valley" by R. A. Lafferty.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Worthiness_Enchantment
thought it would be no help then I realised. Enchant the sentinel

>>64037351
Rolled it too mang
FUCK SENTINELS GET GODHOOD

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Tracking

the fuck is this shit...im fucked hard

rerolling

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aspect_of_Valor

well, that resolved quickly to say the least

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Materialization
Whip out my phone, bring the wallpaper to life. Still might be pretty fucked here.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Afterlife_Messaging

At leastI'll be able to whine about it on /co/ afterwards

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_Creation

I'm good.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Destruction

Everybody is fucked...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Surveillance

So, I just put on a fake mustache and pretend to be someone else or something?

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Perception
There's a chance I make it out alive!
Hooraaaaaaay~

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>>64039898

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>>64035097

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aspect_of_Hatred

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyclops_Physiology

If its the ability to turn into one, I'd transform and rip the sentinels head off problem solved..

If I am now stuck as a one eyed beast for the rest of my life, I'd kill the sentinel then travel to NYC and rampage until im inevitably killed by police and armed forces .

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>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

OH BOY I'M SUDDENLY GOD

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/360-Degree_Vision\
>you can see 360 degrees around you
I guess i'll dodge him like a motha fucka

>>64035466
FOR YOU

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Light

I blind that motherfucker and run away

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subordination_Manipulation

If this works on robutts then I have my own sentinel

otherwise I'm dead

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>>64035958
you're spongebob and the sentinel is the bully.

ITT

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Repeated_mouse_button_clicking

>The power to keep using copy and paste over and over again to paste the random url of the Superpower Wiki until it gives you a cool enough power to use against the sentinel

EVERYBODY WINS!

Cryokinetic Invisibility

I can turn invisible when touching ice. Well, I'm dead. I live in Los Angeles. No snow or ice unless I've got my arm in the freezer when the sentinel shows up.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unity

I guess im Jack Kirby

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Color_Generation

no one has ever been as fucked as i am in this moment.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ink_Mimicry
Well, this is akward. One shouldn't give a shut-in nerd the ability to got full hentai on the world, with great power comes great responsibility after all..

>>64035465
You are not ok, you are beyond ok.

You are alright

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Slicing
I think im okay. this is actually the coolest power i've gotten in one of these threads.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Manipulation/Gallery

Ok... I guess I create a tornado to take the sentinel away.
Worst case, I let myself be drawn in the tornado and control my fall when it hurls me a few kilometers away.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apocalyptic_Force_Manipulation

Just ended everything

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remolding


Ahahaha, Fuck yeah. Remolds the sentinel in an awesome mecha suit for myself and destroy other Sentinels and kill Rightclops.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Weaponry Get terminated, Fucker!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/EM_Electricity_Manipulation

But...I'm not black?

>>64059717
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Soldier_Physiology
Guess I stand a chance.
Did Cap ever go one-on-one with a sentinel?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Aura
Been there, done that.
-Robert Drake

>>64059930
FUCK YOU DURIEL!

Sorry, sorry, that just, y'know, I mean I had a really bad experience with an ice-aura and it just I'M FUCKING IMMUNE TO FREEZING YOU CUNT MAGGOT! Sorry! Sorry! I can't help it! Sorry, it just really really scared me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Hallucination

I'm fucking dead

>>64059930
Secondary mutation: The power to make COOL puns. nICE!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric-Water_Manipulation
Can I just spit a big flow of electric water into his face?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cecaelia_Physiology

Wow. I'm not just totally fucked, I also get to spend my final seconds resembling my greatest fear(s). Fuckin' muties.

>>64035097

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Constructs

I think I'll be good.

>>64036293
Actually, you might be lucky. If a beetle were, like, human-size, their carapace would be practically unbreakable. And Hercules beetles are strong as fuck. I may be a hard fight, but you can come out on top, Anon.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Negation

If I get the full blown power, I'm golden. Sentinel, turn off.
Slightly below that I can only be grabbed and THEN I'm fucked. Other than that blows, blasts and bullets can be negated.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Helicopter_Propulsion
Can I make it...?

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Empowerment

I WISH I WAS A ROBOT

well, better turn into a monstrous behemoth and smash shit

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Devil_Soul
First power capability listed
ABSOLUTE IMMORTALITY!

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>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Variable_Manipulation
What the hell would I even do with this kind of power?

>>64060992
Practically anything. Read the description, that's pretty much omnipotent-tier stuff.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Transmogrification

everyone is boron

>>64060992
sv_gravity 0

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Empowerment

I will shit myself so hard that I'll destroy before it can even process what happens.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Object
Eat shit sentinel.

>>64035097
ZA WORLDO!
>Stop time
>Drop a steam roller on it
>Throw knives

Best power...ever.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Manipulation

>>64046776
It's jaws, however, are weaker than T-REX's ones.

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Imprisonment
I bury it. I bury it deep.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Immobilization

Time enough for coffee.

The sentinel's pretty fucked.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Embodiment

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Daytime_Walking
god fucking damnit.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Bite
>enhanced bite.
FUCK YOU LOOOEEEEEB!!!!
>dies

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technology_Manipulation
Ha.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feline_Physiology/Gallery

i will Yiff my way out of that

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kobold_Physiology

eh i can live with this

>>64035097
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metaphysics_Manipulation

I'm having a good day. No sentinels in sight.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hacking_Intuition

I reckon I just got me a Sentinel

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>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Claw_Retraction

Snikt bubs, get paid

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>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chinese_Deity_Physiology
So much POWER!!!

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Randomization

well then

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>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation

I'll just make the sentinel vanish and save everyone.

>>64035097

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Shield_Construction

Put up a shield and start running I guess.

>Relationship Manipulation
I make it feel like its my bro.

>>64035097
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Restoration

I'm fucked, I don't know what to do. I can't fix him to death can I?

>>64035097
Power to transform matter into fire.
That's going to be one hot Sentinel

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Rift

The user can create cracks by taking two parts of time and space and pressing them together, causing a split in the very fabrics of reality. Some cracks can act as wormholes between two different places in time, others release time energy that has the ability to erase objects from time itself as well as events. Time travelers would be able to remember erased events or objects if they are not directly involved with their past. When the time energy erases a person or event, the consequences would still remain i.e. Erasing a war with the present day remain the same.

I send the bastard into the cold reaches of the heat death of the universe.

captcha iderk Ducs