If Superman and Wonder Woman from the New 52 had a kid would that be the most OP kid in the DC Universe?
I doubt it would be additive. Either one of them having a kid with like a that magician girl whatserface or similar, and you've probably got something.
Invincible and magical, like spells and shit. That's the ticket.
Maybe supes and Starfire. Don't they both get powers from the sun?
Oh, Supes and a Daxamite. Either they'd get rid of the kryptonite/lead thing or they'd be doubly weak to something else. Hah, that would be amusing.
>Is wondy a virgin in the new 52?
Who gives a shit? Maybe she blows random dudes every day for the fuck of it. What does that have to do with the question asked?
How about you start your own little thread with the title, "can't jerk off unless my waifu is pure."
>Go vent your anger on tumblr.
So before we can have any discussion about any characters, we need to get the important stuff out of the way: is the woman pure?
Yeah, and tumbler is the problem and not the general, pervasive, non-stop creepiness.
Fuck you, dipshit. His angry, his outrage at these worthless waifufags is just 4chan needs. Waifufaggotry isn't funny, it doesn't lead to interesting conversations, it's just pathetic and creepy. It needs to go somewhere else.
Hm, a containment board was made for you know what. Maybe one could be made for the waifufags.
Fucking better be, i'd get mah money's worth
Times are different now. We've gotten to the point of discussion where Superheroines NEED pants. Anything other than that is misogynistic.
>can't jerk off unless my waifu is pure
you're almost right
I dropped toph as a waifu once I heard she was a megaslut
but I never jerked off to her
unless she was acting like a megaslut
Comic books are no longer the subject of your fetishist male power fantasy. More girls read comics than guys, more girls wear comic book t-shirts, run comic book blogs, and soon more girls will write and draw comics. Those are the facts and you'll have to get used to them.
Things change, and you don't want to be on the wrong side of history. Embrace it and move into the future like the rest of us.
>Realistic boots only belong on male characters
You're funny. I'll kill you last. But honestly, look at the image you just fucking posted and tell me why exactly Zatanna is wearing slacks that drag on the fucking ground without a belt.
Didn't know the taliban had an art program!
Because it's a popular style? She's a magician and might use loose clothing for better sleight of hand? Why do men only complain when they think there's "too much" clothing?
the OP is referring to characters that are more powerful than the ones you mentioned is all, a Kryptonian/Amazon being would be several orders of magnitude stronger than Supes or Wondy most likely, both of which are already many orders of magnitude stronger than Sinister or the first mutant.
Again strength has nothing to do what I was talking about. I was saying some Sinister guy in personality wants there child to defeat some Apocalypse guy in personality if they need to be super strong then make them super strong i'm just talking fun here, jesus.
No, no it's not, don't kid yourself.
tumblr is where prissy little twits like this guy >>63828503 come from. Not saying HE is from tumblr, but people like him are. And he sure as shit ain't from 4chan.
Their kid would have to have some kind of over the top power, or combination of powers. Maybe a Dr. Manhattan type?
It isn't about strength as much as versatility and creativity. Because of Wonder Woman's (don't know about nu52 ww) magic factor, the kids powers could possibly be very interesting, a Mxyzpltlk tier character or something.
Not just that. Every protagonist in every story since the beginning of written language has had it until the plot demands it's removal. It's essential to the story. Even then, Batman's plot armor is greatly exaggerated in most cases.
>No it'd still be Batman and his plot armor
So maybe batman and wondrwoman. The kid would be strong and shit and have access to a batman exclusive power: the ability to think ahead.
That's how batman always wins right, prep time or whatever? So a person with actual superpowers who would be allowed to plan ahead and maybe use tools and shit.
>Pants waaay too big
>No fishnet stockings
Why? Just fucking why?
>Boots don't fit
>Wearing like 10 sweaters
>Belt in her shirt
This is only acceptable in anime.
>Boots don't fit
>long sleeved sweater underneath armor
This looks like utter dog shit. Fucking why?
Slight of hand? She uses actual magic because she has magic powers. What's the point of an outfit that emphasizes slight of hand illusions when she makes things happen by saying things backwards?
Hell, a lot of street magicians I've seen don't wear any sleeves, which actually makes you wonder how they put 3 solid oranges inside an upside down cup resting on a thin table. Baggy clothes is for suckers.
The fuck is this craziness? This is Byrne levels of writing.
she's from Japan, she knows about tentacle porn
Nope. But, Wonder Woman and Batman's kid would. It would have Wonder Woman's abilities and Batman's Plot armor. Nothing could stop it.
>Can Captain Atom see into his own future and past?
No, because the DCU is a multiverse. He has timejumping, not timesight. Note how Doctor Manhattan's timeline awareness is worth jack shit because he lives in a deterministic universe. Even Dajjal's timeline awareness is better because it works via multiple timelines.
>Wasn't aware Captain Atom could resurrect himself
He doesn't have to. He's living energy. Every time he dies he either timejumps or recoalesces.
It's not though. Batman should be nowhere close to any fight that includes alien invaders or or demonic entities yet he is. Batman should stay in gotham and fight gangsters and assassins
>Batman should be nowhere close to any fight that includes alien invaders or or demonic entities
Why not? If he stayed out of fights that weren't in his weight class, then he wouldn't get to hang out with Supes. And that would be bullshit, you can't break up the World's Finest Team.
Fifty Sue has got to be their kid
She used heat vision on Fury
Considering DCAU Wonder Woman's powerset was "flying brick", if you stapled heat vision and ice breath onto her she'd pass as a kryptonian too.
Or even if you didn't, she might just be a kryptonian who doesn't like heat vision.
Probably because it would be near impossible to write a situation where they fucked. I guess something along the lines of her pitying him in a moment of weakness and him just having charisma and alphaness out his ass but that sounds like it would be a bad story.
helping out in a investigation is different from actively participating in a fight against dimensional warriors from space hell. IT just makes you think about why gotham is still so shitty when he's obviously so OP comparatively
Crime is a completely different kind of problems. With aliens, you get rid of the aliens and the problem's done. Organized crime and poverty don't work that way. You just have to take it one day at a time.
I have nothing against pant suits but why can't women wear what they want? Business attire can be sexy and be what a woman wants to wear with have men ideas forced on them, they mostly do it to themselves.
They probably just sleep without clothes... together... on an otherwise empty apartment... with no one there to watch
Designs good but why khakis? With the skirt already in place wouldn't it make more sense to have her wear leggings
Those are work pants as in everyday desk job pants not super-heroing work pants
>Pants below ankles
How do you expect them to move without falling over every third step
Well, he's not wrong. The fashion industry, which is connected on every level to MASS MEDIA, shovels certain kinds of things as acceptable for women to be seen in. The fashion industry is run by men almost exclusively.
Those men are also all gay.
Fixing the problems of an entire city takes more than just fighting skill anon. And it's not like he's taking on Superman-tier bad guys with his fists, he's doing it with his brains. The most he can realistically handle in direct combat would be mid-tier metahumans, which makes sense considering his level of skill and all that tech.
I've always fucking hated this mentality, that you are an aggressor for having things being acceptable and unacceptable to you
Why do women care? Because they desire something from people, yet it's not ok that they do something to get something? It would be like you going into a store and getting offended because you have to pay for the merchandise.
Don't let years of your misanthrope ways on 4chan let you forget.
Society is a powerful force in the lives of most of the population. People (who aren't broken) inherently seek acceptance from other people as a base part of our instinct. It's one of the few instincts humans still have, and it's effects can be both subtle and mind warping in the extreme. It's more politely known as it's politically correct label "peer pressure". Unless you are totally cut off from society, you can't help falling to it. Even your presence here warps your mind towards the mutually agreed upon rules of whatever constitutes a social circle on 4chan.
The problem with Mass Media is how easily it creates an illusion of popular opinion. Even if you maintain awareness of this facade, and exercise willpower, a slight exposure can still constitute an infection. The seed was planted.
Though frankly I'm more fascinated that women are being bossed around by GAY men rather than the straight ones they blame for everything.
>Though frankly I'm more fascinated that women are being bossed around by GAY men rather than the straight ones they blame for everything.
It's because gay men have a better eye for fashion and if they pissed on them the Gay men would total cut them off and they would have to dress themselves. Which to them is quite a terrifying thing. They would never know what's in and out and it would be a horrible mess. :P
No, 4chan is the place for creepy assholes,always has been where the fuck do you think you are? if that person wants to waifu wonder woman it better damn well be on 4chan
>What if the kid was entirely normal? No powers what so ever.
He would become the poor fucker who drives the bus.
There's a comedy-adventure comic called PS238 that actually explores those sort of conditions (without killing the cast).
One of the main characters, Tyler, is the son of two of the most powerful superheros in the world. He has no powers whatsoever but his parents got him enrolled into a superkids school just to see if that would trigger his supergenes.
If you were the son of Superman and Wonder Woman, surely you would be raised with good values and learn to find happiness in any job you find yourself committing to. Even a bus driver.
Their wholesome values would be in direct conflict with the derision and pity one would receive from literally everyone else on the planet, compounded by the knowledge that your parents, being who they are, couldn't help but love you, and that sweetness would be cloying, and turn bitter soon enough.
I would absolutely kill myself.
That's awfully cynical view, my friend. I would imagine the kid would become a prime example of the good a normal human being can do, without needing tights and capes. Help out in soup kitchens, volunteer at blood drives, always give change to those in need, help the neighborhood kid find their lost cat, etc. And he'd be content and happy with his life. Because it's what you make out of your life and what you do to others that counts, not what powers you have.
>he witnesses a crime
>realizes how powerless normals really are
>If only I had my mother's strength, my father's speed etc etc
He's fucking done for.
Maybe he could beg Batman to take him on as an apprentice, or something.
>realizes how powerless normals really are
If it's a normal thug. He could try and apprehend himself and do a citizen's arrest. If it's a supervillain, surely he has a JLA emergency signal as a key chain.
>begins training under Batman
>Clark and Diane clearly don't approve, but they haven't seen [Insert son's name] so happy in a long time, so they hang back
>Clark gives Bruce the "if anything happens to my boy..." speech
My god, it's all there...
>I would imagine the kid would become a prime example of the good a normal human being can do, without needing tights and capes
I could see him becoming a fireman, or something.
It would great if he still wore the family crest on his chest.
Just like that bus driver actually drives a rocket bus, the kid would just use super-tech. Noone that associated with rich heroes needs to be normal if they don't want to
Dude, no one ever brought up the fact that she came from man hating violent misandrist bulldyke island and that there were no men there.
They simply lampshaded it and pretended that they were all aesexual virgins who never tasted of sex or some such bullshit.
Truth is, if they actually played it "straight" she'd be a prolific dyke and any and all romance stories would feel forced and fall flat.
The reality is her cunt and maybe ass has seen some serious mileage by some really odd objects. No man save for a shape shifter is going to be able to get off in that utterly devastated war wound she calls a gash.
Because it's a pretty half-baked concept. I don't really see any reason to make WW his mother. If you sub her out for Lois, then you can still play with the idea of a legacy to the world's most famous superhero who thinks that they're a disappointment while avoiding the huge hurdle of Diana and Clark being a completely boring couple. Diana would work better as another stop on the kid's journey.
I think that the idea has some potential, and I can imagine some entertaining lines about how hard it is to sneak out of Superman's house right before he shows up on Uncle Bruce's doorstep. But I think that moment that you have Superman and Wonder Woman hooking up for the sake of 'they're the most iconic male and female heroes ever!!!!!' you lose a lot of organic milage in the story, and it starts to feel contrived and set up.
>Superman and Wonder Woman
>not Batman and Wonder Woman
Things aren't always greater than the sum of their parts, so I say no. Besides, Supes is an alien and WW is a from a race of female warriors. Who knows if they could even breed in the first place.
It's not half baked at all. There's nothing wrong with trying to make ww more human by hooking her and clark up. There's also nothing wrong with them being a famous power couple.
I mean...you honestly think that clark should hook up with lois because the two are boring together?
Clark and Lois are the most boring couple in comics. No, you just have a hate on for the idea of diana getting knocked up or in a het or mostly equal relationship with a man. '
And let's be honest here.
Supes should hook up with Catwoman.
They make a great couple and would be fun to read about. Lois is dull as shit and Clark is basically WW's beard/way to make her more relatable and marketable to women at this point.
>Why do people still think this dumbshit.
>If you exercise a muscle, it becomes more toned, doesn't fucking sag to the ground. Have you heard of kegels?
Yeah, whatever stupid bullshit helps you sleep at night. That pussy is a ginormous dry and numb disaster area. And not only is she completely retarded when it comes to men personally she hasn't the first idea of what to do in bed so...she'll be without a doubt the worst fuck on the planet.
By the way, she comes from lez island. Lesbians don't give a shit how wrecked and useless they are for het PnV sex. Nor do they care about tightening up their blasted cooches for good PnV sex.
Surly the most op of supper hero would be to mach up a super geniuses with a super powerful hero. Like the question and super girl.
Is the 52 Question a man or a woman not really read any of the new 52, kind of important if the sex is too much for one of them it should be the male, as after the love making part his job is done. Then again if Bella live through it maybe it be ok . But you know kind of having someone with brains using powers is way more effective and op.
>there are people on /co/ right now that think this is a good idea
That's Jon Kent, who was stolen from the future by an evil metahuman hunter and brought to the present and this same guy created Superboy using the present DNA from Supes and Lois in order to cure his comatose adoptive son.