>Hey baby, how 'bout I jerk ya off with my finger?
>You'd like that, little man?
But you're the faggot who can't contribute any actual thoughts here.
Not to mention the tumblr scapegoating, which is pretty much an immediate sign of autism here.
You're as bad as /b/; which I'd be glad to direct you to.
They get along with nature, okay I get that. What do you mean color coded? Are you talking about people who think that Amethyst and Garnet are black and not crayon purple and red?
Because Homestuck hasn't updated in over a year and it was nothing but shitposting. Only general that's remotely similar is Frozen general, but at least they talk about the movie, even if it's just shipping bullshit.
>The color coded characters
Oh because there are brown and black characters in this series instead of the pure white utopia you envision riiight...
> the get along nature
Yea fuck that "get along nature" stuff! Shows are always pandering to their tumblr audience with it especially in the 70's. I mean Scooby Doo, The Super Friends, Voltron were clearly just trying to be hipster douches and be all about "the get along nature" before it was cool 40 years later.
Yea fuck those guys and fuck this show amirite?
i-i guess i am just a faggy tumblerite because i hide my draws there bawwwww guess i better quit 5eva and get hax
but lets get real if i missed your request from the talkback let me know here
Also has Steven Universe aired in Japan yet? I feel bad for posting porn for a show that hasn't aired there.
Sugulite's new theme:
Ah yes, that is because A: I am usually drunk at this time, and B: Since I have been workig on the E.M.M comic, plus the Hiatus is over, everything is looking good.
btw, do you want to see a preview of the comic?
This has been just killing me. Sugalite is based on something. I think it's an ancient Japanese creature but I can't for the life of me remember. It's either that or based on the Vegata's ape version.
>Amethyst is the courageous free spirit who wants to be wild and do whatever without restraint
>Garnet is the pure, unrestrained muscle who can destroy just about anything with her fists
>Pearl is the disciplined wise one who knows the most
I think these are the dominant qualities of each gem that manifest when they fuse. They each have more than just that trait in their base gem form, like Garnet is also wise, Amethyst is pretty strong, and Pearl can be a wild and courageous at times, but when they're fused, their dominant attributes take over. You can see this with Opal and Sugilite.
>Opal is a free, courageous spirit who has grand expertise in strategy and battle maneuvers, like how she seamlessly jumped around the temple with little trouble, and knew exactly where to strike at the giant gem bird to kill it and its evil kin
>Sugilite is the pure, unrestrained wild spirit who also has the power to back it up, but didn't have enough wisdom to balance out the rage and brute that was contained within
If Pearl and Garnet ever fused, I'd imagine them being a sage-like woman, who didn't really move much, but could topple a mountain with strength alone. But that's just my overly autistic analysis about it. What do you guys think?
I assume you mean Oni
>Implying that you would not be ambushed by a five dicked futa while she yells "PENTACOCK! PENATRATE AND DESTROY!"
>And isn't Zone more partial to loli than to adult women?
That Toph thing was only because he didn't know the voice actress was underaged. Other than that and Amalia (who doesn't look like your average 13-14 year old), he hasn't done anyone under 16 in a long time.
I have a request.
Your good friend Scraps being "serviced bu Suglite. Or me being lewd with Suglite.
I don't know what killed the fusions, but they're obviously able to be damaged.
The population dwindled because every fusion made permanent reduced the total number of gems by 1. This adds up.
>The tumblr pandering
This is what people say when they have nothing to say.
>responding to a reasonable question with a single buzzword
Let's be real here, we're all grown men watching a show for little kids, autism is going to play a pretty big part in the threads.
Drawfags keep threads productive and fun, which is especially important with a show like SU that seems to come out with a new episode once every month or two, meaning there's often little to discuss.
I tried using a tablet that came in a child's PC learning set. The pen was a big plastic crayon and the lag was insane. I ended up going back to the mouse.
I forgot the hat. Also sorry this looks so goofy.
how do you choke on a pen you're masturbating with?
Well there's a large number of things that could of gone wrong there, perhaps the drivers were shit, maybe it was faulty, tablets are very, very testy.
Thanks for doing a request. I can tell you flat out why the tablet didn't work right. I can't find a picture of it, but it was essentially one of these. It was a dollar at a yard sale so I thought I'd try it out. I regret spending that dollar.
I added hat, and text. My handwriting is illegible.
I want to draw more pearl in a bathing suit
you'll prob like these thighs too, even though it's nowhere near done
You see this pic >>63758875 and you decide that a skrillex song is appropriate?
If anything I would think
Would be more appropriate.
Don't be terrified! Her arms are easy as hell my friend.
Think of her torso as a box with two thin rectangles atop it, that's all it is. The top set of hands and arms are longer and thicker than the bottom set.i
I bet the person that makes these dickshit threads is the same person always talking about getting your dick laughed at by cartoons. Was just in the mermaid/dolphin rape thread. Fools got problems...
For me, its more of an issue of how the armpits and shoulders might work.
Actually it would be better without her. Her character could just be collapsed into Amethyst. She hardly ever talks and the novelty of being mysterious wears off after a while. The real gem that this show couldn't do without is Pearl.
Sings well too.
Oh, I get it. Sugilite was so obsessed with hugeness because Amethyst is upset that for all her shapeshifting, her default form is the shortest of the trio and she's barely taller than Steven.
>tfw FF.net has no stories about Steven shapeshifting into a trap and getting pounded by futa Amethyst
>There will never be an heartfelt episode where Amethyst admits to Pearl the only time she's ever felt truly alive is fused as Sugilite.
>That's the reason she was so excited to fuse in the first place, so she could finally taste what it was like to be herself again, instead of the broken fragment she is now.
>Pearl doesn't know what to say to make her feel better.
it's funny cause it sounds like a plausible idea for an ep
>big fry bit that was lodged in the Beach Citywalk Fries fryer for 15 years
>Both Pearl and Amy constantly yearn to be inside Garnet
Garnet's power and Amethyst's lack of restraint.
It's like, Garnet always controls herself, yeah? But when she's merged with Amy, that's overridden. And Amy's knack for chaos is tempered by the fact she's really basically sweet. But while Garnet is kind and loving, she's also rock-hard.
It's unfortunate it doesn't go the other way. It might if you also threw in the tempering influence of Pearl. But the result would probably be the size of Metroplex... aand... be called Diamond maybe?
Coach Steven (S1E20).
I am glad I am not a bitter jar of vinegar piss like you.
She was excited at the prospect of being Sugilite. I guess it's like being on PCP or something.
Seems logical. But then I am autistic.
Are you color-blind, poor thing?
So you're tall but skinny. I got half an inch and 25 lbs on you. I get to be Sugilite!
Plus Garnet spread her legs as Amy jumped in. Jinks.
Look at the temple... a six-armed giantess. (Or is it eight?) Could well be a representation of all the Gems in merged form... actual size.
>underneath her facade she is scared and vulnerable
Here is the great and all-important secret: We all are.
I never got that. What is there to hate? It's a nice show.
Seems a lot more intimate than having sex.
>Let's partially enter each other's body and have no idea what the other is thinking
>Let's physically and mentally become one being
>Seems more intimate to me
I am glad you don't enjoy things. You don't deserve to.
I bet a lot of us here do.
Has that EVER stopped ANYBODY??
...Actually that seems very likely.
And here's the kicker: I am not. Despite not being a delusional fool, I am still a happy man, given to mirth and merriment. I can appreciate funny, happy things for what they are.
Why don't you try that for a bit, sad sidney?
Yep and Opal is pretty much a purple Gerudo
I predict that Pearl/Garnet fusion would look like some mob or boss from some other Nintendo game
Well, since one of my requests was a Futa story, I can add this in as well.
She looks like Joey Wheeler in that pic
Anyone have a link to said episode yet? It's for uhh....research...
Coach Steven link here: https://my.pcloud.com/publink/show?code=XZick7ZxmR9ya2Rs9JDjPsb3fTm7VWcGWj7
thanks for the episode dude...It was great until the singing. had to mute.
>You sir get a Banana Stacker!!!
>episode literally has a petite white girl get beat up to the verge of snot nosed tears by a giganigga magic gorilla girl in a risque rape scenario
>hard to write
nigga it writes itself
What right did Pearl have to say Sugilite wasn't a real individual? What right did she have to say that she had no right to live like herself, and instead lie comatose in the form of two other entities? What if you woke up one day and someone said you're not allowed to live as yourself anymore because you're not really "you", you're two other people you've never met or known who you owe somehow?
The morality here's kind of grey.
I thought he refuses to do Korra because
he hates niggers.
That's why the Yoruichi flash was cancled, right?
>yfw Sugilite is to Garnet and Amethyst as The Hulk is to Bruce Banner
>The morality here's kind of grey.
Your mom is kind of grey. Kill the one to get the two back!
>The three fused to be a godlike being, but due to their combined power they went berserk often
>Rose Quartz, in order to protect both Human and Gem Kind broke them into three parts and became their mentor and friend
>If they were to ever pull off a three way fusion again the World/Universe'd be fucked
>the result would probably be the size of Metroplex... aand... be called Diamond maybe?
I imagine that would only be possible if all 5 Gems merged together.
I accept the theory that Garnet is already a gem-fusion Rose/Steven is required to form the head.
Sugilite was a danger to everyone around, she didn't even care she could've killed Steven with the pillar's debris, she could've destroyed the whole city if left alone, probably.
Plus, the gems have shown Time and Time again to be petty (at least Amethyst and Pearl do) and uncaring of the Damage they cause or how said damage affects others.
I'm surprised that they haven't been run outta the city yet.
Honestly, I'd love an episode where the townsfolk and the Gems have legit tension with one another, the pizza episode was kind of a copout. I want to see Dewey pull some game of thrones shit to get the gems out, I want the gems to be completely oblivious while steven tries to warn them, I want steven and his dad to be caught smack in the middle of it.
can somebody give me links to a few episodes i was in the hospital for reasons id rather not go into. Last episode i watched was the one where Steven's about to beat a video game and the gems fuck i up for him
ask and see what happens i dare you i double dare you mother fucker
this and double pneumonia its a miracle i even lived im at 100% health again
I looked up psittacosis, and it apparently sucks the big one. I would link you to the episode downloads I had, but my computer died and I lost all of my bookmarks. If you're willing to stream, watchcartoonsonline has them all.
Why are there so many fucking shitposters in SU threads?
>"The show's canceled"
>"Rebecca Sugar left the show"
>"We don't like drawfags"
Steven Universe deserves so much better than this, it's one of the best cartoons on right now.
There's an arrow next to people's post numbers. Clicking it allows you to report and hide those posts. This is a much much more preferable action to take instead of falling for their bait.
How about you watch the goddamn show instead of asking retarded questions? It's 20 ten-minute episodes. You can watch them in an afternoon. Loser.
Amy isn't a bitch. She's a roughhousing tomboy.
I am very serious. Please explain the nature of the emotional issues which compel you to hate this friendly, cheerful show.
Ah, you come across as healthy, happy and well-adjusted...
Because she knew Amethyst and Garnet ARE real individuals? Besides, she is PART of such a fusion. And Opal can't exist at the same time as Sugilite. So..
Korra is an (n-word because fuck you) because she is tan?
She did. It's after the mission that was the problem.
...Also... pearl is white... Garnet is burgundy and Amethyst is purple... wouldn't that be pink? Kinda like a... rose quartz?
She has two gems and three eyes.
Ah, the "Retarded Gotham City criminologist" school of reasoning.
...Are you fucking stupid?
Fortunately nobody is forcing you to watch a show you clearly are incapable of enjoying.
And why do you want things like that to happen in a kids' show?
Just tell us where the nasty lady touched you, we won't judge you, the group understands.
It's inflammation of the lungs. So yeah... bad. And parrot's disease.
Probably a Nazi in Leningrad in 1944.
>YOU LIKE THAT LITTLE MAN?
Someone's been taking cues from Brooks, I see.
Strange thing to say in a commercial, since it implies it's difficult to understand why kids like it.
"It tastes of horse piss and sweaty ballsacks, but those kids just gobble it right up. It's a conundrum."
I have a request, a small comic based on this:
Pearl is Peter and Steven is Chris
I was wondering when somebody would mention that.
No it doesn't...
Snyder left and we got snydor, that's why shit got bad you tard. Who do you think caused the haitus, grope zero, hero fuck harem quest, creepy uncle good touch show
Or all Gem fusions were like Sugilite and eventually went wild, becoming the gem beasts we've seen so far.
When a gem beast dies, the left over jewel that gets bubbled is really the result of two jewels that permanently became one over time.
After seeing Garnet's dance, who has better hip movement; her or Amethyst?
>you will never have Sugilite smash you into pieces with her fist mace, then pick up your pieces and eat them as she laments how bland you taste, before she lets out a belch and laughs about your pathetic existence, before going back to destroying the town
It's likely that the gems were there long before humans or at least the eventual founders of the city settled that area, and they tend to stay around the temple when Steven isn't leading them around. The huge statue itself might not even technically be withing city limits.
Plus probably some respect for serving a historic function in the revolutionary war, though their role in it is likely downplayed pretty heavily if the public even know they're old enough to be the same people.
First two pics came off of those initial leaks, how do they hold up to current canon?
For a giant woman, her breasts aren't nearly as pronounced as I thought they'd be, especially when considering the fact that the two women she's made from are each fairly stacked.
magical clothes are magic, i mean look at garnet and look at pic related.
She has nice
delicious chocolate milk jugs
I wish I could stop seeing this when I see her
Someone should draw them ...
So more than just an anon, hm? I'll see what I can come up with.
Why don't you just tripfag? Less spam, more ham.
I've never drawn Garnet as a futa, personally.
I cannot wait for the episode where steven tries learning to fuse
"Hey, you!" an old lady shouted from across the beach. She directed her voice to the voluptuous Garnet, who was out on a beach day with the gems and Steven and Steven's dad. Garnet turned around, her shades giving a glimmer of the sun above. The lady approached her with wide eyes. "Do you remember me, missy? I met you when I was a young-in myself."
Garnet takes a moment to recollect. "Yes, I do remember seeing a child fitting your genetics. It was about 90 years ago." Just then they flashed back to when Garnet and Rose were smashing a monster over the head, thus saving the city. By that time a young girl came by and tugged on Garnet's leg. She spoke to her. "Lady, when i grow up, I wanna be just like you!".
Having returned their attention to the present, Garnet sees the lady and her kids, with their grand kids, and she gives off a smirk. "you wanted to grow up to be like me, hmm? Well, I always make sure my new family is safe, and it looks like you did the same thing yourself. I say we grew up to be like eachother after all. " With that she hugged the old lady, who was now in tears after seeing her gem idol recount her experience and give her such a warm compliment.
And then Steven says something stupid and the moment is ruined. THE END.
Sounds great, but I don't think Garnet would show emotion to anyone other than Steven.
You guys don't think Garnet is just doing that because he's a child, right? She won't become stoic towards him when he grows up, right?
tapeworm ive missued u you're the light of my life
ik i feel like shit for not keeping up with the threads during hiatus but I'm back now and I'm gonna make it up to all ya'll by drawing some requests so what do you guys want?
Bancolilimon being a bad influence on Connie
Well, she showed emotion during the beach party episode. She was elated when they called her "mysterious" and "powerful." Furthermore, in The Birthday episode, she showed joy when she was the one to wear the cape and crown.
I think she responds to praise quite well.