ITT: villains being petty as fuck

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>>61976547

If you wanted a Black Manta thread, you only had to ask.

Who is Eobard Thrawne?

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>>61976725
>Hi Barry

DC has alot of petty assholes while I can barely name 5 from Marvel. Could you educate me /co?

>>61976593
That panel is even better in context. He's literally saying that after killing thousands of innocent people, he's going to come back and drink Aquaman's tears.

>>61976770

Sometimes I wonder if it's not laziness. Like DC can't be fucked to come up with a decent motivation for the villain so they just go with "Because."

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>>61976770
I think Norman Osborn counts as petty.
His main schtick is basically to fuck with Spider-Man/Peter Parker with every chance he gets.

>>61976770
Dr. Doom

>>61976910
Depends entirely on who's writing him.

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>>61976898
Norman Osborn is the epitome of petty

Any time he has a bad day he tends to take it out on Spider-man, by getting as personal and cutting as he can. His business is falling apart and his son is on drugs, so he kills Gwen Stacy. He's in something of a slump, so he kidnaps Peter for a month and injects alcohol into Flash's veins and puts him in a car with no breaks. Everything about him is pettiness incarnate. That time he created the cure for cancer, just to weaponize it to try to kill Deadpool. That time he injected Dr.Ock's girlfriend with AIDS, for basically no reason.

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Lex, you can literally achieve universal peace single handedly, good vibes throughout eternity. All thanks to you. All you have to do is not try to kill Superman.
nope

>>61976577
>the fuckin' jetpack
it's like something out of Looney Tunes.

>>61976944
Wait, so Deadpool having cancer is a good thing then? I thought it was supposed to be a bad thing!

>>61976663
>Johnny Blake
why does that sound familiar

>>61976942
That pained face he makes before giving it all up was hilarious.

>>61976976
No, it's the only thing keeping his far too powerful healing factor form making him into Akira.

>>61976910
Only when Reed is in the story.
He's more arrogant than petty.

>>61976996
I, huh, I never knew that.
So that's what Weapon X gave him huh? A healing factor far superior to Wolverine's?

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>>61976942
>lex you literally cannot use that power to do wrong
>CRUSH SUPERMAN

>>61976754
>Thawne left his saliva on all Barry's clean dishes so no matter what beverage he drank it always tasted just a bit off ruining his day ever so slightly so whenever he reached for something to drink his face instinctively cringed in disgust.

And he never enjoyed a single quiet meal ever since.

so does dc timeline have unavoidable destiny, or was there an original timeline where barry up and murdered zoom for no reason

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>>61977030

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Because it's your family name, Victor

>>61976963
I really want to see a cartoon battle between Wolverine and Sabretooth. It'd be great. You'd have the no-consequences logic of Loony Tunes but with realistic gore.

>>61977027
>tfw android Lois makes you feel things you don't really wanna feel

>>61977030
>Thawne went back in time and poked holes in all of Barry's condoms
>Thawne went back in time and pissed off all of Barry's teachers by spilling their coffee or something before they taught Barry
>Thawne makes sure that every time Barry uses a thermostat, he sets it just a little bit above or below the temperature Barry sets.
>Thawne goes back to every instance of Barry having sex, and rubs his dick really hard so he climaxes prematurely

Which one seems most out of character?

>>61977164
The teacher one

Too indirect

>>61977164

Fuck, I can't say.

>>61977164
>Thawne went back in time and nudges Barry's hand everytime he's about to win a videogame
>Thawne goes back in time and flashes images of naked women in front of Barry when he sees good looking men to make Barry subconsciously get a boner so Barry thinks he's gay, ruining Barry's love life because he's not
>Thawne goes back to a shitload of instances when barry was sleeping a kid and scratches the walls or shit to scare him shitless
>Thawne goes back in time to when Barry was a baby and flicks him

Round Two

>>61977230
The gay thing

It probably wouldn't work

>>61977275
Yeah, I guess you're right.

Thawne goes for simplicity.

Though, it IS almost offensive enough to get a DC event comic.

>Boner Crisis
>Everyone on the planet thinks they are suddenly the opposite sexual orientation
>Asexuals become bisexuals and vice versa too

followed soon by Marvel's

>House of LGBTAQ+
>Scarlet Witch whispers "No more cis people..."

>>61977230
>flashes images of naked women in front of Barry when he sees good looking men to make Barry subconsciously get a boner so Barry thinks he's gay

Naw man, what you do is, every time Barry tries to talk or get with an attractive girl, stick something disgusting under his nose so he starts gagging from the stench

>>61977310
>>61977343
I'm starting to wonder if this board is invested with different iterations of Thawne that all want to fuck with Barry but have no other place to talk about it at.
That might explain all the dicks.

>>61977343
>not raising Barry's arms up and rubbing his pits with a sopping wet rag so he looks like he's pitting out
>not taking pieces of food and rubbing them on small areas of Barry's clothes to cause stains
>not prying Barry's lips open and placing lettuce in his teeth

It's like you guys don't even hate Barry.

>>61976577
I've seen this picture posted a fuckload of times. What is it from?

>>61977117
>Because it's my NAME

>>61977394
>Thawne literally puts spaghetti in Barry's pockets

>>61977400
Wolverine and the X-men, I think.

>>61976547

so Doom thread?

>>61976663
Birth of a supervillain.jpg
VENGEANCE!!!

>>61977394
>not peeing onto Barry's pants a little every time he finishes so that he thinks he's pissing in himself,

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Anyone who gets tired of hearing Johnny Storm apologize on the evening news is never heard from again

>>61977014
Yeah, but it doesn't know when to quit. His body is in a constant state of destroying and repairing itself. Even stuck like he is though, he grows back limbs on a regular basis and regenerates from I think anything short of complete molecular destruction.

>>61976593

Anyone have to pages where Manta becomes a succesful fishmongerer when Aquaman is dead?

And the second he sees that Aquaman is back, he brutally murders everyone in the store, burns it down and goes after him again?

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>>61977736
Is this it?

>>61977014
It gave him a weird healing factor. To use a very faggy example, its like Kakashis sharingan. He didnt have it naturally so his factor is kinda always on. If Wolverine had cancer his healing factor would cure it, Deadpools instead kills his cancer then gives him cancer again cause thats what it perceives as his "natural state".

>>61977766

Yup.

Dang Manta you crazy.

>>61977122

Something like that happened with Daken and Frankencastle. It was great.

>>61977786
>those soldiers
Is there a rule that living underwater makes you dress like a dork

>>61977766
Why does Manta hate Aquaman so much?
It's not like he killed his dad or anything.

>>61977810
No reasons

Only hate

>>61977014
Not really, his healing factor just doesn't have an "off" switch like Wolverine's does. It just keeps going even if nothing's wrong. Lucky for Wade, he always has something wrong.

>>61977810
Aquaman let Manta get raped by a dolphin. Or was it pirates? Or pirate dolphins?

>>61977774
I thought it also gave the cancer a healing factor, so his body is at constant war between the cancer and the healing factor trying to fix the cancer, which is why his skin is so messed up.

>>61977810
In nu52 it's because Aquaman killed his daddy.

Of course, this was after BM killed Aquaman's son, so who knows.

>>61977810
Aquaman raised Atlantis' taxes too much that he had to close down his fast food business.

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Licking is not a practical way to clean surfaces, therefore it is petty

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>sitting in your chair, reading Mein Kampf, waiting for you to come home, just to mock your surprise that the God of Evil is right there in your house

>>61978014
It's like...
It's like she's actually getting off on this.
>Anon just might start shipping this because it looks gay as hell.

>>61978111
Oh man nothing really compares to Darkseid sitting in people's chairs.

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He even dares to not give a single fuck

>>61978127
it's all he really wants, Anti-Life equation? what is the opposite to having a life? sitting in a really comfy chair for all eternity, he'll find it one day then he'll be happy

>>61978111
Imagine this
>You're at a restaurant with you friends
>Right before your meal comes you have to use the bathroom
>As you do your business, it suddenly becomes quiet outside
>You start to receive frantic unreadable texts
>You begin to investigate
>Half the restaurant is gone the other half are still
>You turn to see the almighty Darkseid
>He's eating your steak
>Tears run down your cheeks
>The only thing he says to you is if you washed your hands.

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>>61978188

Also, not getting rejected from jobs

>>61978205
What the hell's going on here.

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>>61978237

Previous two pages

1

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>>61978246

2

And 3 is >>61978205

>>61978237
Cursing someone with eternal life I'd imagine.

>>61978252
Darkseid you are not very good at punishment.

>>61978260
Wow. He really is a Thanos ripoff

>>61978281
Except, the thing here is that most of Darkseid's servant on Apokolips literally do find the desolate place to be a paradise, and worship Darkseid so much.
Most wouldn't even stand a chance in hell of surviving on Earth. So it's kind of backwards there, like Bizarro world sort of.

>>61978260

Just letting her go. Earth is basically his nightmare.

>All that music
>All that colour
>All that freedom of choice

Disgusting

>>61977016
>Remember that time on your wedding night when someone cut the bacon and your wife thought it was you and you thought it was her? It was ME!

MEEEEE!!

AAAA HAHAHAHAHAA!!

>>61978339

Darkseid: the ultimate statist.

>>61976593
How angry nigger can be threat to Aquaman?

>>61978312
Is this nigga serious?
>>61978281
The people of Apokolipse don't know anything other than what Darksied teaches them. And he teaches them that freedom, choice and life itself are the biggest curse there ever was. When you live under Darksied's rule you are shielded from this curse, away from uncertainty, hope and disappointment. In Darksied's world, order is absolute, there are no unknowns.
Now imagine living in that world, where you know how you will live, how will you die, and the purpose of life. And then, you're thrown out into the real world with all its chaos and unpredictability, a world where even death has no meaning because you're not dying for something. It's the perfect punishment for an Apokoliptian.

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>>61978424
>IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

>>61978642

How man retarded be post on 4chan

>>61977810
It's only natural for a proud Homo Sapiens like Manta to hate those mutated Atlanteans.

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>>61978111
why isn't mein kamph burning an evil being's hands?

>>61977158
I like android lois more than I like the actual lois.

I like androids in general for some weird reason.

Didn't she died though?

>>61978828
Not him, but I have this doubt, I don't know much about the character and the wikis doesn't speak much, what makes Black Manta so dangerous to a man that's basically Superman lithe?

>>61978111
Darkseid does indeed do that, but in that particular picture it's Oberon who has snuck into Darkseid's home.

I guess he really likes late 20th century suburban American decor.

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>>61979039
Haha, Flash's villains are so fucking weird.

>>61979403
The same thing that makes Batman or the Punisher dangerous.
He's smart, determined, has lots of money, sci-fi gadgets and training and is psychopath who is willing to murder the shit out of you if you get in his way. He also has a bunch of submarines and a small army of mercenaries at his disposal.

>>61979433
GODDAMN! Lobdell's dialogue is cringe worthy.

>>61979403

Easy: he just goes the Lex Luthor route and fucks up everyone in Aquaman's life but Aquaman.

>>61979433
A lot of them are actually mentally ill. I mean not mentally ill in the "lol I like to stab people but you can't send me to prison" sense of Joker's rogues, but more in the sense of "I have to take large amounts of pills or I put on a circus outfit and try to rob banks with a rubber chicken".

>>61979482
>>61979495
Oh, then makes perfect sense that in the universe where Aquaman gave no fucks about killing or slaving Manta were his insta bitch.

>>61979493
As is tradition.

>>61979499
Are you talking about Flash villains or comic writers?

The lack of rape and cuckold are disturbing

>>61976983

Officer John Blake, aka Robin Blake

>>61979757
Fuck off Millar.

>>61979725
Is there a difference?

>>61978049
I keep seeing this, what is it from?

inb4
>muh husbando
>villain

>>61980264
jack of fables

>>61980280
Ah okay...what's Jack of Fables?

Any good?

>>61977027
HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD THAT LOOK ON LEX'S FACE IN THE FINAL PANEL

It's basically the look you give when someone calls what cards you have in poker
>"You wouldn't happen to be pretending you got a perfect hand, when in reality you only have a pair of Sevens, would you Lex?"
>lexface.png

>>61980449
spinoff of fables
no

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>>61978111
>dry clothes
>me: "oh I wonder what he meant by th-"
>mfw Darkseid was making a joke about how he pissed himself seeing Darkseid

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Oh Lex...

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>>61980529
...what a neat guy you are.

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>>61980552
See, we got him figured all wrong you guys!

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>>61980562
Guess it's true what he says about Sup...hey waitaminute...

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>>61980578
...oh man what a dick.

>>61980591
>Lex giveth and lex taketh away

Oh man the cringe. Most comics would make much more sense with the heroes breaking down in hysterical laughter.

>>61980654
It's just Lex being petty.

>>61980459
It's worse than that. Lex had a straight flush, but Superman just flipped over a royal flush.

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>>61978014

>>61978014
>But little did she know that this specific green latern was into D/s thus thwarting her evil revenge plans!

Seriously though, that's kinda lewd, how come the comic authority didn't flip its shit?

>>61980591
lex luthor. god of the fedora, the edge.

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>>61980825
back to /tv/ with you, faggot

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>>61980997

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>>61981017
Jesus just do some FPS game teabagging while you're at it

>>61981828
He's a comic book villain dude

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>LEX LUTHOR
>villain

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>>61980459
That isn't even the end.

>>61980780
What's really lewd was Hector Hammond making Hal Jordan crawl around on all fours for most of the issue with his ass in the air while Hammond rode him like a pony

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>>61982012

>>61982012
>I gotta fart superbad

>>61982042
Hector just a creepy lonely man.

Hell he's once agreed to help Hal in exchange for some of Hal's memories of some one-night-stand.
Hector got greedy and tried to steal from Hal's brain a few more memories, but most of them were about social times like that.

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>>61982011
>LEX LUTHOR
>not a villain

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How is Dr Ock and Iron Man not mentioned?

>>61982011
Oh, fuck off. I was so hoping that Alexander Luthor would call him out on his shit.

>>61976976
The "replenishing factor" is (if you looked at it if it were real) would be seen as a type of cancer. Uncontrolled dividing of the cells, but body wide.

Basically, he has two diseases that are nearly perfectly balanced against each other (think Mr. Burns) because comics.

>>61976577
>The jetpack
>Just because "Sabertooth strung up a bunch of wires to destroy my bike and hurt me just so that he could insult me, then he flew away on a jetpack" would be something that Logan was forced to tell people

>>61982289
Alex might, but Lex is still on the JL

>>61982504
Luthor's internal monologue only established that he is a little bitch.

This is going to turn into a pissing match between black manta and thawne

>>61976932
This

>>61977164
none of them lol

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Posting favorite Luthor moment.

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It was the cell phone part that I loved.

>>61976944
>>61976976
>>61982477
Deadpools healing factor acts as cancer actually does, uncontrolled cell division


Deadpool's "Cancer" is complete bullshit and acts more like some kind of fucking necrocis as opposed to real cancer

>>61983420
>Insert musical sting here

He was on a roll already, but for that alone he's taking home with the Oscar.

>>61983431
>You don't get to do that

Goddamn, let 'em know who's calling the shots in this bitch.

>>61978111
>Darkseid saying "I-yi-yiiiiii-yi-yi"

>>61983576
I imagine it insanely dry and mocking. Probably intentionally putting the wrong emphasis on the syllables just to make it sound more condescending.

Darkseid's voice has two only tones in my head, either speaking in basically CAPS LOCK like when he's ranting about being the tigerforce in all things, or purely insulting and condescending, which he uses for when he crashes on other people's furniture.

Someone post the panel of Darkseid moving a package of adult diapers out of the reach of a paraplegic man

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>>61983835

>>61983886
Gracias Anon

Seven Soldiers was so fucking good

>>61978642
he's black manta numnuts. I'm a pollack and I know this.

>>61977698
Based DOOM

>>61976932
he found the cure to cancer twice. the second time he used it to further weaponize the venom symbiote so he could kill anti-venom

>>61982619
I thought Luthor's internal monologue established that he was delusional.

Does anyone have that page where Lex Luthor cures his mothers cancer and then makes gives it back to her just to prove to Superman that he could cure it if he wanted to? At least that's what i think he was doing.

>>61985368
They're already in the thread if it's what I'm thinking of

>>61980591
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>>61980562
>>61980552
>>61980529

>>61977698
Latveria is literally a superpower whose citizens send their kids out to be obnoxious in other countries because of Doom.

Why would they complain? I bet they think his weird obsession with THE ACCURSED RICHARDS is just part of him.

>>61977766
Black Manta is literally a black guy.

>>61985655
Thanks for that anon, i really should wear my glasses more regularly.

>>61980997
Dear Lord. Look at the size of those granny pants. Does she have a 2 foot long pelvis?

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>>61977416
Fuck, I lost it.