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>>91082513
Why do there never seem to be stories about Batman going evil and Superman having to stop him?

Also, fuck the Joker. Someone should have killed him forever ago. He's clearly unrepentant, but Batman has to be a huge moralfag about the importance of preserving one life while Joker is blowing up a school bus full of children.

>>91082513
>how did the rest of them justify it?
Read it.

Injustice Damian and Wondie are straight up evil in the first place.

Because Hulk and Thor movies have such a great track record, right?

>>91082532
SSSHHHEEEEEIT

>>91082532
Eh, I liked...errr, Dark world...yeah, now that I think that is pretty much all I liked form these two.

Unless we count the old animation movies, those were nice Planet Hulk, Hulk Vs Thor, Asgard Stories...that was good shit.

>Jack ends up in a position where the best way to kill aku is to impale himself
>Jack manages to take advantage of this opportunity.
>Aku whispers a mighty spell with his last breath
>Trapping Jack inside of his sword forever
>A thousand years later
>A ragtag group of rebels that are fighting against an uncontrolled wave of robots accidently fires a laser that hits the new sword they just found.
>Bringing an old hope back to the world.
>WATCHA

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>>91082126

>ends exactly like this
>butthurt widespread

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>>91082126
>shows images of OUR timeline and all the corporate greed and industrialization etc. fade to a black screen with Aku's laughter. WATCHA.


This sounds fucking horrible.
stop.
the only thing that will sate 10+ years of waiting is Jack eviscerating Aku or Aku slicing Jack apart.

I want a battle, full blown Jack with white armor and flying cloud fighting Aku.

>>91082098
memory manipulation. I would use it on myself to forget painful memories; that would make my life a lot easier

Sensory manipulation so I can make it feel like I'm having an orgasm at all times.

>>91082224
But anon, self-memory manipulation is in your toolbox already, you just gotta reach out and grab it.

How?

The buddhists know.

The psychologists know.

The athletes know.

Reach out and get it.

OK, you want more than six lines of punctuated taglines, that's cool. Let me get it for you.

Ah, here we go.

Imagine you work at a big-shot company. Imagine you meet in today, it's monday today, and Cindy, your boss' secretary, tells you he wants you to give a presentation at 13, and right now is 9. The hours while by, your coworkers ask you why you look so glum and you can't even stutter a response, all you can manage is a terrified look which only tells them you know you're fucked.

At lunch you meet the secretary again and she tells you that the presentation is actually headed by your friendly colleague Stan. It turns out you misheard her the first time. You've got nothing to do with the presentation! Wew. Bullet dodged.

Now you realize that the fear, the intense, nightmarish fear you felt about the presentaiton... wasn't caused by the presentaiton at all. The presentation's just a presentaion, it is no more fear-inducing than a book or a club or a roll of deodorant (deodorants cause breast cancer and that's terrible, but that's neither here nor there). So where did the fear come from?

I've never been in a relationship, but I fucking hope so, just to shut up all the Aquaman haters.

I hope they don't end up ruined like the Joker and Harley were though.

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Probably not. Don't even hate the characters, I just know how normalfags are.

Not Hot Topic enough, they won't.

>>91082088
How old were they supposed to be?

And now the false flaggers are making more threads to make underaged, /pol/, and /tv/ contrarians even angrier with SJ. Yawn.

>>91082169
Old enough to serve Aku, old enough to get stabbed through.

I thought it was pretty good. Claire and Toby sucked, though.

Are we gonna learn more about Angor Rot's backstory? He may be gone but his flashback would be pointless if it weren't expanded upon.

I really want to bang Barbara.

>>91082002
Definitely not the Forgotten.

>>91082002
Best use of harmonica in the show

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:^)

I'm glad you decided to make a thread just for this question, OP.

>>91081734
Thanks, me too.

Bump, whana know this as well

I don't like Gays.

>>91081248
muh feminism

It doesn't make sense to me that Harley Quinn would be attracted to somebody that's not the Joker so it just seems really forced and stupid. Like, Harley Quinn basicaly has one single defining character trait. There is one singular thing that is the backbone of the entire concept of Quinn, and that is that she is obsessed with the jokers big veiny green cock. Her going after anything else is dumb

>>91082475
I have no idea why but I absolutely love this picture of him.

AND THIS

He's gay for Moleman.

After Death Of The Family I feel that DC ran out of ideas for the Joker.

The 3 Jokers thing is stupid.

>>91081398
It's been nearly one year. Think Johns forgot about it?

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I dont like having to wait for samurai jack to air

I just want to buy all the episodes at once

*sigh* guess it builds up anticipation and hype

The live action Ghost in the Shell movie.
America's political climate.
Being fat and having an awful job and no friends or prospects going forward.
An innate fear of death being the only thing preventing me from eating a bullet.
Dan Slott.
People who use the word "Literally" every other sentence.

>>91080893
I'm bored as hell and I don't know what to do with my life.

I'm not depressed, my life is comfortable, my cats are playful, and I got my needs and wants sorted out. However, I'm still not happy for some reason, all I do is moap around and browisng the internet and watch cartoons.

None of my vidyas entertain me either, which sucks.

>>91080843
but she's already a Troq, how much more barbarian can you get?

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>not the Incredible Quad
Pretty good though

>>91080843
Troq Genocide when?

niggs of space

>>91080730
>1464214489431
you haven't even read that comic

>>91080730
Yes.

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>>91080730
Fuck the mews.