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>>95373985
Why is this shitty design so prevalent the game's shit, in case you were wondering

name 5 shows

>>95373911
It has the cutest women.

>>95373920

>unmixed negroes
>cutest

cmon dude

>>95373920
You have the worst taste of this shithole, mate.

>>95373787
It's New York.

>>95373787
Dan was a nice guy.

No. Dan is just a pussy.

>>95373599
If she does tell the truth, I wonder how her mom will react?

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>>95373599
Can you really blame Mary Pope, Model Christian for lying about joining the coven? How'd you feel if your daughter went "Yo, I'm gonna go to some older woman's flat, hang out with some weirdos, and sit cross-legged in her yard for a couple hours communing with spirits"?

Florence was pretty great from the start, though. She might go History Major at the drop of a hat and can't stop thinking Wicca, but she's earnest about it. Earnest like a girl with gauged ears we all know and tolerate, apparently. She's still the best in my book.

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>>95373868
She's done this song and dance before, so probably something understated yet authoritarian.

Everyone prefers Donald over Mickey.

>>95372928

This Mickey only exists as an emblem other than that he has no personality like Donald or goofy.

everyone prefers The Donald

we've seen T.K.O show up, but when is R.K.O going to appear?

>>95138298
Thank you anon, that made my day

>>95138079

but

>>95372843
Needs more porn that doesn't involve Rick.

You're a gay pedophile. Were you touched as a child?

Is this the new /co/ FOTM trap?

>>95372308

That is all the direct evidence we have, now allow me to pull at some straws to further flesh out this theory.
>In S1E3, the character of Ethan is introduced and is dating Summer
>The source of Ethan’s anger and anxiety is due to being sexually abused by his brother
>The realisation of where these feelings come from make Ethan very needy towards Summer, which she responds sympathetically to (similar to Beth?)
>Ethan & Summer + Jerry & Beth both were seventeen when they hooked up, Jerry may have been much like Ethan as a teenager, but his insecurity slowly turned him into the hollow shell he is today. This would explain how Beth was attracted to Jerry in the first place.
>It is scientifically proven that women are attracted to men who are reminiscent of their father, this might explain Summer’s love for Ethan.

P2/3

Furthermore, just some other interesting points;
>People who are sexually abused are known to be confused about the appropriateness of seductiveness, which may explain Jerry impregnating Beth and his virtual sex with Beth in S1E4
>In S1E5, Morty’s attempted rape by King Jellybean results in him being anxious and needy, as well as swearing off any adventures
>The above point may explain why Jerry is so disapproving of any sort of adventures, whereas Beth is a lot more relaxed; the trauma from the abuse made him swear off anything dangerous
>In Issue #1 of the comic book, there is a robot home invasion and Jerry responds to the robot by saying “the children are upstairs”. It is disturbing to think of why this was the first thought he had.

Do you think these are just dark jokes with little connection to each other; or maybe there is a hidden story about Jerry which is overlooked due to the other characters’ story arcs?

Wow dude what an obscure theory, no one would've figured it out especially after that Creepy Old Guy Molesting Boy Scouts joke right in the fucking pilot, and they kept redoing that joke over and over because he's insecure haha, wow you're a real sleuth my dude i'm going to call you Ol' Diamond Eyes, we need to get you on Pizzagate stat

ugly girls with poor fashion sense

Fat and crippled girls lezzing out and feeling threatened.

The better question is: would you?

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>what are the best music related comics?
Sonic Disruptors
Dazzler
Peanuts (specifically Schroeder)
Josie and the Pussycats (avoid the reboot)
Black Canary volume 4
Blue Monday
>what is the most black metal comic out there?
2000AD
Conan
Warlord

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https://youtu.be/voU3c6cgBgU

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Probably, yeah.

For starters Stewie's a kid, and it seems unlikely that Rick has always been as smart as he is. So Stewie has a head start in that regard.

With that said I'm pretty sure that Rick could time travel if he wanted to- it's just that the writers aren't interested in doing that kind of thing. Probably because the show's already pretty on the nose about being a back to the future parody.

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>>95371684
Didn't Stewie also master interdimensional travel as well?

>>95371684
I think that implies Rick's put his time travel shit away, and is done with it. Considering how events are in the R&M verse, time travel would be the equivalent of switching languages on a Vidya gaem you never played.

As we can kinda tell, Rick likes to be certain of everything going on in his life. If there's two Rick's mucking shit up, it could lead to all sorts of headaches.

Also as seen, Stewie has exploited his universe's lazy physics involving tropes to get his inventions. Rick instead has created objects that could believable cross worlds or shoot people from his belt.

Who?

>>95371663
thanks for wasting a post, lazy ass who can;t be fucked to do his own research.

>>95371575
A talking animal! Who stands on how many legs? One, two, many! You must be some kind of freak. Your soul is unsettled, angry. That's why you have fist bumps on your fist lumps. To keep people away. But I'm an expert at fisting lumps, even if they keep sticking around. Just release those sticky lumps all over my humps. And I will do the same to you. We can bump humps all night, or until you're satisfied. I'm a devotional humper. Take a break from proliferbating your problems.

You say you're an enchilada, and you're pretty wrapped up in yourself. That's why you're so abrasive. Unless you want to be a lonely soul forever, you have to stop being such a nasty enchilada. Show people that except for the midget cartel, a little mexican never hurt anybody. Then I won't be your only friend. What? We are not friends? Did you forget what happened tomorrow night? We spent our entire (((LIFE))) together! I usually take a grinder, but now I'm serving up a knuckle sandwich. Just like our honeymoon.

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>>95371418

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>>95371418
I want gaz to sit on my face

>>95371690
might want to rethink that, pretty sure she keeps an asshole full of cum at all times.

It sucks.

>>95371400
South Park sucks.

>>95371344
Funny joke right in the title that I didn't get until a few years ago.

>>95371208
Both.

Also why doesn't the JL set up a hotline where people who get metahuman abilities by accident can call and get help either turning back to normal, or get setup with a legit job that fits their new powers so they don't have to turn to crime?

>>95371208
The ending is depressing as fuck.

>>95371244
what was it?