>the sword was inside you all along
I think that would kill you
>>91973596
It would be extremely painful.
>>91973565
From another dimensioooon.
Why did Stan Lee create her?
>>91973132
cause hes old?
>>91973132
To scam horny teenagers.
>>91973132
I'm pretty sure he didn't create her, someone else and Pam did it and he just gave its name for anchoring.
Fuck you /co/
>>91973096
Superman doesn't flip the bird. Not muh Superman.
>>91973096
He has like really fucking tiny hands.
>>91973096
You can't fool me Lex.
Superman would never do such a thing.
That hand clearly belongs to some rascal behind superman who's been skillfully cropped out of the picture.
Your evil plans have been thwarted again.
In a parallel universe there is no Ashi in season 5 of samurai Jack, how do you think it is?
>>91972660
He would have defeated his angst on his own? I guess she hasn't exactly served as much more than an audience stand-in to catch up those who didn't see Samurai Jack as kids
>>91972660
In a paralell universe you posted this in one of the other hundred Jack threads up right now instead of starting a new one
In a parrallel universe there is no 4 chan, think about it.
In this anti White World
who in the O5 Xmen should we Racebend?
>>91972609
Angel; his entire character is just preppy white dude with money
>>91972609
Why not "racebend" all of them?!
-Ice Man becomes a black gay guy. Gotta get that Moonlight fame. Keeps the same happy-go-lucky personality.
-Angel becomes an America-Jew, to go alongside with his Angelic roots. He spends his time drawing and writting.
-Jean becomes a bi architect from Scotland.
-Beast is turned into an Asian-American. Keeps the same personality and traits.
-Cyclops becomes a guy from the Meditterenean. Keeps the same personality, but gets into the occult.
...I'd read that, truth be told.
>>91972659
>-Angel becomes an America-Jew, to go alongside with his Angelic roots. He spends his time drawing and writting.
The rich guy of the group is the Jew? Never would've seen that coming.
This is terrible
>>91972295
Wow rude
>>91972295
No. YOU are terrible, and you are just projecting. You are crazy, and antisocial. Living alone on an island for years does that to you.
>>91972380
You are the one that has kept the past hidden.
>get told this is a horror comic
>only vaguely creepy towards the end
>otherwise a pretty ordinary teen drama with a bit of weirdness
ITT: times /co/ lied
>>91971974
I wish that more lies ended with me reading something as great as Black Hole.
Black Hole is a fine book but I feel like it's horror might work better when your that age the characters are. I read it back in high school and parts gave me chills, but otherwise it's more of a drama. Could never stand how pretensions the female narrator got though.
black hole was shit but the recipe for "the best sandwich in the world" (white bread, a slice of bologna, a slice of lettuce, and miracle whip, the most important part) are burned into my brain forever
He is the bestest boy across aaaallll universes. Say something nice about him. The poor chap needs it...
>>91971883
He tried to save everyone before Galactus and Icursion. Just a misunderstood messiah. Too bad writers made him go full Scooby-Doo villain after Secret Wars.
>>91971955
>Too bad writers made him go full Scooby-Doo villain after Secret Wars.
He's just stretched a little thin right now.
>>91971955
To be fair, that was a retcon as well. Hickman's Original Maker was... less than stable.
>>91971983
Nice pun there anon.
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Kidding aside, he's really not been used that well lately. Which is a shame, since he could very well have his own book. In another time, when Marvel had better writers, you could've used him for some very "out there" sci-fi concepts. Essentially a "mad scientist" book, but on a cosmic scale.
Heathcliff entertains Mrs. Nutmeg's friend.
Heathcliff is a stupid nigger and I'm going to kill myself
>>91971827
Was it rape?
I can't wait for the influx of outraged autists when their fucking ship sinks.
Who else is going to be popping some champagne after the last episode confirms that "Jashi" isn't a thing.
>>91971666
Right here.
It's already hilarious watching them crash and burn.
>IT WILL HAPPEN NEXT EPISODE I SWEAR
>>91971666
Same sperg posting a few times a day how much he hates the ship.
Nobody cares about jashi we just want a good ending :D
Characters from different franchises who are perfect for each other
>>91971586
Conan and Captain America are perfect for each other. fact.
>>91971586
>>91973148
>>91971600
This got gay way too fast, even for /co/ standards.
What went wrong?
>>91971493
All those magiswords and not one dog dick.
That is a fuckable artstyle.
They didn't air it
What if Ashi's Secret is thatshe's really is half Aku and that's why she's got super strength.
There are plenty of perfectly normal humans in Samurai Jack that can lift giant slabs of stone and jump 20 meters into the air and stuff. She doesn't really have super strength, that's just what athletic people are like in that universe
Ashi is reallyJacks Daughter. He will find out, she will be killed in the fight with Aku, and he will finally kill Aku.
That is after scat-bot gets through telling Aku Jack has no sword, only to be immediately sliced by it.
What if Ashi's body suit was really her skin?
Is the game any good? I just came back from watching the movie and I want some GOG action on my mobile to hold me until Avengers 3 comes out. I know this gaming company is a joke now but still.
>>91970714
No, it's pure CRINGE!!!
>>91970714
It's okay so far. The humor's a bit bland, but the story seems to be taking some interesting twists.
Just remember that your choices don't really matter.
>>91970714
I like it. I feel you either love telltale or hate them. >>91970714
Batman, Fables, and the first seaon of Walking Dead are GOAT. THis one is just fun
The great debate.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12857479
>>91970696
Why couldn't you just write out the whole names in the poll? Anyway, the show on the right was always better. The one on the left was just mindless, multi-colored vomit like when you throw up a belly full of Trix cereal.
>>91970804
And now I see the poll results. What the hell is wrong with you people?
>>91970826
what was so great about SatAM robotnik?