Help, the humans about to escape!
>>92371513
>>92371513
GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOU DIRTY APE
>>92372456
He can talk?!?
If there wasn't a bomb, what would of happened?
>>92371429
It wasn't a courtroom scene, it was a senate hearing scene.
And nothing ever happens at senate hearings.
>>92371447
My mistake.
>>92371429
Everyone would be during king the pee juice and the dildo space pods will land on earth
>it has been one year already
RIP
F
>>92304622
The more I think about it, the more Cheetah actually really makes sense and works well as the arch nemesis of Wonder Woman.
It's a common theme with Greek heroes that they are faced against a bestial counterpart as a symbolic reflection of the conflict between ordered civilization and the destructive forces of nature, between emerging advances and archaic social orders and between the higher and lower natures of the human condition.
Cheetah fulfills for Wonder Woman what the Minotaur fulfills for Theseus, the physical manifestation of his descended primal nature that he must face and overcome in order to truly embody the higher nature of his inner nobility and divine kingship. Cheetah becomes Diana's barbarous Amazonian savagery that she must tame in order to become the champion of humanity and heroic paragon she is bound by destiny to be.
Wonder Woman isn't Greek.Theseus ditched Medea after persuading her to betray her father and family to get him treasure, so Wonder Woman would probably beat the shit out of him. Most Greek heroes were assholes: the only WW story I've read which has really cast her in the mold of an ancient Greek hero has been Jill Thompson's origin story. Also, "barbarous Amazonian savagery"? You wanna know how I can tell you haven't read much Wonder Woman?
>>92371254
Cheetah and WW work well off each other.
WW is blessed by her god.....Cheetah is cursed by her God. And Cheetah hates WW for it.
>>92371254
Wondy represents civilization, she is a warrior highly trained in the martial arts, she thinks and plots her moves.
Cheetah presents nature, she is pure instinct and animal cunning, she is impulsive and unpredictable.
So yes, she is a good arch-villain for Wondy, the evil opposite. Its not a *great* match because writers don't portray Wondy in the manner that would make it a great match that often, but Cheetah is the closest option available to Wondy out of her shitshow of villains, and there aren't many of them at that.
The fundamental problem with Diana's villains isn't the villains themselves, but that *Diana* is so poorly defined. Or too broadly defined, I should say, writers dont seem willing (or aren't allowed) to narrow down her character traits to make her interesting. DC forces her to be all things to all people and it makes her boringly generic. Define her, then its much easier to define her opposites.
In theory, could XJ9 successfully fill in and complete a CAPTCHA?
>>92371241
Yes, but it would give her an existential crisis.
MILK IT FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN
>>92371241
Many bots do that exact thing here every day.
How could jack kill them without the sword?
>>92370605
Because they're half human obviously.
>>92370609
But they're also obviously half almighty immortal pure evil shapeshifting master of darkness. So what?
watch the episode again?? gee these threads are becoming retarder by the second
Did they fuck? If not, WILL they fuck?
>>92370473
I still don't see the appeal of this edgy trash
The music I can understand, but not this
>>92371452
It gives the band a unique gimmick that lets them stand out among other artists and appeals to people who like animation.
>>92371452
>edgy
Nigga what?
Is it ever coming back?
>streaming
>>92370301
ffs
It's now KimCartoon. KissCartoon's been dead for almost 2 months at this point.
>>92370301
I have a question. I know we're supposed to go to watchcartoon and not to .io, because .io is a fake site, but what does that exactly mean?
There was a time when Satannish (another Marvel "devil") took the souls of four extremely evil people from his realm and reincarnated them on earth as his "Lethal Legion". The souls were Heinrich Himmler (who became Zyklon), Josef Stalin (who became Coldsteel), Lizzie Borden (who became Axe of Violence) and Lucrezia Borgia (who became Cyana).
It was an extremely strange storyline, and one I don't think would ever get printed at Marvel today given their different stances on (actual) nazism.
While the characters were unambigously depicted as the villains of the story, they did get an awful lot of exposition and personal banter, which felt really odd. Also I'm fairly certain the historical Lucrezia Borgia either didn't kill anyone or only ordered the death of a few people. Her reputation as a master poisoner was invented by her political enemies.
Weird offbeat superhero characters thread?
>>92369965
Also i love the outfits he put the ladies in.
>Welcome to the future, here's your swimsuit
>>92369965
>Stalin
>turned into Coldsteel
Pfft...nuthin personnel, comrade
Nicole day.
What
And I'm sure Nicole will spend the entire day drinking several bottles of wine and brooding over her worthless spawn.
>>92370252
And I'm sure Nicole will spend the entire day drinking hot GumBALLS juice
Would you work at Arkham?
Hell no. There's a break out every other week and usually half the staff gets murdered by lunatics
Hmm... Maybe. Something about gaining the villain's respects so they don't kill me when they inevitably escape seems like a positive, especially considering how infested Gotham is with crime.
I imagine the pay's pretty good.
So... Technically, does that means that Jack still hasn't killed any humans?
who cares lol
>>92369679
lol
But if Jack defeat Aku in the past, will that make Ashi cease to exits?
It's been 2 months since this bombed in Russia.
>What the fuck is Guardians?
Russia's answer to the Avengers, claiming to be a nationalist version of Superhero movies, while ripping off scenes, concepts, and heroes from the Western comics it claims to be distancing itself from
>Review with English Subtitles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pconHWXO3Ss
>inb4 not /co/
If you wanna split hairs, there was also a comic tie in for the film. Didn't help much but that technically makes this /co/
tl;dr
What would you have done to make this a success?
>>92368988
>>/tv/ >>/biz/
what does anyone here know about Russian movie goers? what a ridiculous thread /op/
>>92369038
>derp I got poor reaading comprehension
This shit wouldn't have sold regardless of audience taste. It was filled with holes no one should make. But they were made, so I'm posing the question how it would be fixed.
>>92368988
It's a damn shame it sucked, because I heard that they would've teamed up with China for the next movie, and the idea of a legit communist cape franchise amuses me.
That being said, the director is terrible, so I don't really think anyone expected otherwise from the movie.
Cow tools
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
>>92368507
Cow pie = cow shit shaped like a pie
Cow tools = cow shit shaped like tools
The big mystery was a poop joke
Bring this character back was a mistake. He was only funny the first time.
>>92367601
>tentacle scaramouche
they know
>>92367639
end yourself