/co/ you're in a thrift shop in downtown new york and a fat asian cashier starts suggestively shit talking you.
What's your response?
>>92605853
How do you suggestively shit talk?
cover her in spiders and shoot her
>>92605886
like normal shit talking but more sexually charged.
What is \co\ opinion on preacher series? Does it live up to the comics? Havent seen it yet so spoiler-free opinions plz
>>92605549
His vampire buddy that he treats like shit is best part of the show, women are insufferable cunts. Thee end.
>>92605549
>Can we talk about this thing without talking about it?
As comic book Jesse would say, "Go Fuck Yourself".
>>92605549
Great show. Average comic.
So what was the general consensus on this in the end?
Watchable tier like an average season of Supernatural or something more akin to eye-scrapping bad ala Agents of Shield?
>>92605310
Constantine would have been a hit if supernatural wasnt already there. It looked like a ripoff even tough supernatural is the one that actually ripped off from hellblazer comics.
>>92605310
It's good enough that it's a shame it got cancelled.
Too good for NBC
What went wrong?
>>92605097
subtle racism
Everything.
>>92605097
executive meddling
They've been kicking around this Venom movie since Spider Man 3 came out. It's in the same situation as Deadpool and Ant Man.
Plus they'll probably make it R rated to cash in on the R rated capeshit craze normies love so much.
I don't have high hopes. Like, at least Deadpool and Ant-Man were passion projects (well, Ant-Man at least kept its charm), I see this Venom project purely being a film just to cash in and try to save Sony. I'm expecting that R-Rating of "Look at how gory and how every line is a swear" sort of thing, but not actually having a heart. You know what you get with corporate mandated R films? Alien vs. Predator 2, where a kid gets chest burst, pregnant women get pumped full of alien babies so their fetuses get eaten, and just downright disgusting cynical crap of people who thinks everyone else in humanity sucks except themselves.
>>92604922
>It's sad that this will probably be good
>>92605117
Well, I can tell SOMEONE didn't grow up in the 80s or early 90s....
What is it about kids from the later part of the 90s and 00s that made them such little precious ones? In my day Predator was treated as a kids franchise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM
>>92604891
Was just listening to this while thinking of the ending of Samurai Jack, are you psychic?
>>92604891
Man I'm so fucking sad how Samurai Jack ended.
And I don't mean that I teared up kinda sad. In fact that whole final episode didn't trigger any deep emotions in me when I watched it. I mean that ending was just so fucking weak that I felt almost hurt by it.
Samurai Jack was one of the best cartoons of it's time and will forever be one of my favorites as a kid and after 13 years of waiting...it just ends with a kaput. I was hoping for something a little more meaningful and much more satisfying. I was hoping that the last season would help fill a hole in my heart.
...But it didn't.
>>92606236
id rather pretend season 5 didn't happen
>cartoonist can draw, but can't write a script
>makes (((board driven))) cartoons
>>92604816
Most of your favorite shows were probably board-driven.
>>92604816
Cartoons are made to look good. I don't care about some shitty 'deep' stories, why don't you go read War and Peace if you want that you nerd.
>>92604897
Board driven shows are usually only good for shallow comedies, they fall apart for anything meant to be an ongoing story, which is why stuff like the dcau holds up so well compared to other shows.
>>92604940
There's a middle ground between autistic convolution and poorly thought out artfarts.
A script just gives thing a semblance of structure, even if you have a bad script you can tighten it up as you go along, and thus it's better than going whole hog on a shitty first draft of a comic or webcomic with poor dialogue and poorly thought out plots that aren't presented well.
Just because you can draw well doesn't make you a good storyteller, and the only way to get good at telling stories is to mitigate the damages of a shitty first draft and being critical enough of your own work to improve on a basis.
If you start off on a shitty base and then sell it as is, it makes you a shitty storyteller, and at the core, that's what cartoons should be. Not just pretty art. Good stories.
According to the book retellingCruz Ramierez. is McQueen's succesor
shocking.
>>92604719
I don't care and you shouldn't either.
>yet another "girls are better than boys" movie ordered by disney.
2017 is so shit for animation it's unbelievable.
Here comes /pol/
Time for Arnold to find his parents
13 years have passed...
You are now Aku at the start of the final episode. What things would you have done differently to make sure you win in the end?
Check my priorities
1. Kill the foolish samurai
2. Care about the minions trying to break in outside.
>>92604531
Make Ashi slice his head off.
>>92604531
Make the foolish samurai a quadriplegic.
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Stuart "2D" Pot is known to be THE most hung guy in the music industry, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival Murdoc Niccals and Damon Albarn. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Noodle's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with 2D barely able to force it past the knob, and Noodle moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria...
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>92603902
Da fuck's wrong wif you mate?
What the-
I-
look man, I'm cool with this, but /aco/ is that way>>>
They even had a Noodle thread recently, if that's what you're looking for specifically.
>>92604023
>>>/aco/1277002
>Noodle thread
>>>/aco/1356015
>BBC thread, which is close enough
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>92603681
>I HURT MYSELF TODAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YjGrZYRAtc
>>92603681
>ywn see mctvu Lockjaw befriend mcu Kamala Khan
>>92603681
took me a while to understand what was happening in that gif
Easy fix to the ending
>Ashi takes Jack back to the moment just before his past self is sent to the future
>Past Jack is prevented from being sent to the future and defeats Aku
>Present Jack and Ashi fade away together
Thoughts?
Better, but still logically contradictory.
>>92603531
Just trap Aku in the sword and everything is fine for 100 years or so.
let another hero take on the job to kill/catch him again the sword is indestructible
>>92603739
No, it's much worse because then Jack wouldn't even have the memories. Imagine all the complaints that "nothing mattered" THEN.
How hyped are you for Venom?
>>92603491
Venomposting will become the new Baneposting
Not very since they'll probably confirm the eternal death of anti-venom.
Pantyshot Thread anyone?
>>92603420
>>92604253
What episode of Gumball is that from?