YOU THINK I'D GO AWAY?
BUT I'M STILL HERE
HAA HAA HAA
>>92712168
EXTRA KITTY LITTER
>>92712168
wake up you lazy fuck
Is this show really as bad as /co/ makes it out to be?
No, although it has noticeably declined in the past couple of years.
Yes, the only good episode was Steven and the Stevens.
>>92712140
try it for yourself
it's okay. Sometimes it's almost unbearably boring, but that's only moreso when we wait for weekly episodes with little plot progression.
What do you think
He already uses grapnel guns.
>>92712138
Why would he? His villains use lethal force on him and he survives on plot armor alone
>>92712138
why?
You already have Punisher, read Punisher instead or even Moon Knight
I'm a Marvelfag. Redpill me on this man. Am I supposed to hate or love be him?
>>92712109
Hate him because he keeps shilling Hal.
>>92712109
love him. He saved the comics and the movies in the span of a year.
>>92712109
obvi you should h8 him it's his fault DC is teh worst company on earth
Storefag here, ask me anything.
Based in South London and opened in 2015, done a few of these threads before and they were always fun.
If anybody can find us and quote 'bendis a shit mate' at the counter you can get a /co/fag discount.
Here's our new lucky dip box.
How close is your store to bankruptcy?
Does all the claims that goes around /co/ hold any water? Things like Marvel being dicks about overshipping and whatnots?
>>92712104
What do your patrons think about Secret Empire?
Anon, what kind of bird (if any) produces the sound, that you can hear in picrelated?
They call it a "golden heron" in the cartoon (btw it's great and you should totally watch it), but I swear, I haven't yet found any single type of heron (or crane, for that matter) singing in that way.
I'm desperate to find the source of that sound.
The source is a foley artist.
>>92711864
Wasn't it just a crow they recorded?
>>92711888
that is definitely not how a crow sounds.
Damn it, the very similar sound is used in so many sound effects/songs (like, in one of Patapon 1 tracks)
Aren't even fucking POUCHES safe from the SJWfaggots anymore? What fresh hell is this when the epitome and genre definer for muscle-pumping awesome comics gets a faggy webcomics redesign?
>>92711837
>shaft
I bet he's the gay one.
>>92711837
I don't speak sperg OP. Can you try that again?
>>92711849
I bet sentinel buttfucks all four of the others on a regular basis.
Oh hi, anon. Are you reading my run on Totally Awesome Hulk?
>>92711755
Maybe if I can jizz on your tits or something
>>92711755
No but I hope you are writing Cho as a super genius and not some meathead.
>>92711761
Doubtful. The header of her twitter profile says RESISTANCE which means she's a feminist, which means she's a dead lay.
What did Kid Flash see in her?
A vagina.
Himself, if he was fast enough
>>92711748
/thread
What do supervillains do when they aren't... supervillaining? Heroes get to have secret identities and normal lives, but villains like Two-Face, Ivy, or Killer Frost? They can't really do normal things, like go out and buy groceries or have permanant homes, because everyone will immediately identify them. Some of them are metas who can't even live near normal people.
Do they just hole up somewhere and have a lackey bring them sandwiches until they flip out and get themselves put in jail? Go from safehouse to safehouse living off what they can steal? Do they have hobbies? Guys like Penguin gat least have a day job to support themselves, but not everyone is an organized crime boss.
>>92711677
they just plot their next attack or how to escape from jail the next time they get caught.
>>92711677
I remember seeing a panel of of supervillan getting out of jail and the support structure of the other supervillians helping him out. Wish I could remember who it was, I almost want to say Captain Cold, but that doesn't seem quite right. I distinctly remember a woman in it.
>>92711696
That sounds miserable. So they're basically all NEETs that throw Chris-chan tantrums?
>the biggest FOTMs this year are all redheads
Is there a reason for this?
>>92711606
demencia technically has green AND red hair.
Meme magic?
>>92711656
>getting her name wrong
What do you expect to see out of his inevitable standalone MCU film?
>>92711570
More implied robot hookers.
More furries, like that otter or walrus.
>>92711570
Memes, memes and more memes
Why, I do believe it's time for some early Silver Age!
But enough about me, what've you got planned for the weekend?
Sorry I've been absent lately - I've been busy, and I tried making a thread on Wednesday, but /co/ literally wouldn't let me.
Anywho, just a little Kirby today; I've got my reasons.
Oh, and, uh... I won't be here tomorrow.
Sorry.
Why push Cyborg instead of the most popular fucking Green Lantern?
>>92711533
Because the Green Lantern movie bombed, that clearly means that the movie going public hate the character concept and not that the movie was poorly made in any way.
Like how video game publishers barely market games with female protagonists and then say video games with female protagonists don't sell.
>>92711533
Major retail stores banned Green Lantern toys. There is no money to be made.
Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go are more popular than JLU by a longshot, and more relevant.
Why is the mother in the same restroom as the father and son?
>>92711473
Unisex bathrooms exist.
I'm waiting for lewds on the mother
>>92711473
waka waka waka