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provide a link next time

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>>92871370
>>92873136
https://www.schlockmercenary.com/
I've followed it for close to ten years, and it consistently uppdates seven days a week. It's space opera with a gag per page, usually.
pic is typical example from 2006 - although they usually have more clothes

>>92873136
>Needing a link to Schlock

Have... I gotten old and this is no longer something the kids know offhand?

>>92871301
Team Leader - Beetle/Mach 1
Jack O Lantern
Radioactive Man
Blizzard
Shockwave
Constrictor
Titania

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>>92871301
Team Leader:
-Adam Warlock

Members:
1. Abraxas
2. Loki
3. Morgan Le Fay
4. Meggan Puceanu (Earth-597)
5. Annihilus
6. Eimin Worthington

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>>92871301

Going to try and pick characters that have never once been a Thunderbolt. Also assuming that they are all being pulled from The Raft.

Team Leader: Taskmaster
>As far as I know he's never been a member and his broad skillset will allow him to know where each member is suited best.

>Members:
1. Titiana
>In your face bruiser that is trying to find redemption.

2. Ben Reilly
>Better use of the character than what he's doing now.

3. Loki
>Serving penance for his crimes against Asgard and wearing enchanted chains that prevent him from truly escaping. Thor thinks The Thunderbolts will help change his character.

4. Carol Danvers
>She's prosecuted for her various fuck ups and has to serve time as a Thunderbolt.

5. Scott Lang
>He's here as the team counselor.
>This might be a stretch but I think it's hilarious.

6. Mysterio
>I was trying to find a suitable sixth member and then I realized Shocker was a Thunderbolt. ANd if Shocker can be one then I see no reason Mysterio can't. He's obviously been upgraded since his appearance in Spider-Man. He's able to manipulate tech WAY beyond his pay grade and actually managed to murder the Kingpin of the Ultimate Universe.

>>92787887
> hips that much thinner than shoulders
>Thicc
let's just retire this word it's meant nothing for too long

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>>92871118

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>>92871137
Here's a hilarious one.

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>>92871168
Here's a hilariously bad one.

People aren't going to pay the amount needed for decent quality. Look how people react when they see the price tag on their waifu's new figurine when they are new to Buyfagging,

>>92870825
Because Americans are dumber than Japanese, not creepier.

>>92870825
Because the west likes to Pretend they at least have a modicum of decency and pride while Nip-Nong land has just given up and openly appeals to the lowest common denominator.

Plausibly, but it won't be the one you're thinking.
We already have a Ghoul School esc. cartoon though: Monster High.

>>92870762
Depends if its good

GOAT scooby doo movie i may add

Missed a golden opportunity here to pull a rabbit out of a hat

guess Magician is gonna be Rosianna's long term gimmick

>>92870469
Already did that in a previous comic.

>>92870213

Get out bitch!, or study! god dam it...

NO!

>>92869998

>>92870159
Kek.

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I started working on this, but I wasn't sure it was worth the time to write something that'll never get made. 1/3

What purpose whould even serve.

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2/3

>>92869826
Probably since he has the wormhole hair

They may manifest later on and he'll discover his new abilities gradually as he gathers his outcast gem army

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>>92869869
>tfw he fucks the defected pre-cog gem and she starts moaning and orgasms 5 min after they finished boning

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>>92869969
>Bangs her
>She doesn't respond at all
>Later on they are having a strategy meeting or something
>OH FUCK YES LARS HARDER!

Not much.

>>92869786
Nothing. Emotion is a weakness and weakness is sinful.

>>92869301
This show was fucking stupid

The only good episode of this show was when they found Tony Hawk's secret skate park

>>92869301
>He just didn't unlock his full potential
Friendly remainder Squid shares voice actress with Gohan in the latin dub

>>92869293
AND I SAID

What's his tax policy?

>>92869588
YOU'RE SO MONEY SUPERMARKET

>>92869143
Because it was made by England, and English animation is like English food.

>>92869207
Aardman Animations and Cosgrove Hall want a word

>>92869143

That's not Johnny Test.

Or Norm of the North.