This better have been worth the wait
what day is it being released
>>93420890
iirc it's out already but won't be released digitally for another week or so
>>93420908
Is it out?
>>93420890
Amazon UK say 6 July
Gentleman, how do we kill the batman?
shoot him until he dies
he bleeds, and if he bleeds, we can kill him
>>93420091
he too fast
>>93420077
aids
t. niggerrape
Pitch me your perfect space comic
>>93420055
A guy who went to space to bang all the alien women. And then fifties year later, All of his children come back to kill him.
Wizards in space, but also cowboys, and they all have HOLY SWORDS OF FIRE!
>>93420055
Rogue Trader or Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
Are we ever getting British Betsy back? She's superior to the ninja slut in every regard.
I doubt it.
Honestly, JPsy is so ingrained in modern (casual) culture I'm surprised they haven't tried to retcon her as a natural Japanese adooted by the Braddocks.
>>93420049
They should have used Secret Wars to make both Betsy and Brian half Japanese
>>93420063
They're already half-fairy. That'd make them half Japanese, half British and half fae. Which is a bit too much.
Why do I love this picture so much?!
Because you are not an artist and you hate good anatomy and nice colors
>>93419909
rude
>>93419913
He asked
Why doesn't Iron-Man just make suit made of vibranium.
>>93419849
Its is rare
He had one made of Uru for a short time.
cuz nanomachines and symbiote goop is cooler
Here's a challenge, name a Funko Pop that is actually decent.
>>93419778
Easy, Invisible Predator
1. Predator is awesome
2. you don't get those shit eyes
3. It's clear so you can barely tell its there. If you have to have a Pop, one that people can't see works best.
>>93419778
I wouldn't know, but presumably anything that looks like a Funko Pop in its source material.
The world can't end sooner.
>fun lovable comic-relief character turns into gritty violent avenger after kids get killed in front of him
>literally Penance all over again
>readers are so desperate to have a male thor around that they will accept such hack writing
Explain this bullshit.
>>93419441
>Explain this bullshit.
Capeshit is inherently shoddy due to thematic trickledown and extremely tired concepts
Just stop following it and leave the dying industry behind you
It really is 90s extreme with a slightly different art style.
People who confuse straight serious stories with edginess/extreme stuff need to die off like the cancerous absolutist sith mother fuckers they are.
Ultimatum & Nemesis were edgy crap, this was not.
Where's my drink?
I drank it
I pissed in it and left it on the highway getting here.
>>93419365
This scene was so fucked up.
Why did this fucker feel entitled to ask about a drink, when he clearly forgot to mention it to Mr. Krabs over the phone? Especially when ordering delivery, you don't act like a total fucking dickbag when someone doesn't have an additional request you might have on top of your order. And even if you did mention it and the guy over the phone didn't catch your entire order, the delivery guy isn't to blame for getting your order wrong, he just delivers the fucking pizza. No need to act like a total fucking jerkass towards him.
Also who the fuck orders drinks when ordering delivery? And who the fuck drinks Diet soda while eating pizza? Man up and go all the way or don't even bother indulging yourself with a fucking box of grease.
Heathcliff uses bubble gum.
Heathcliff ascends.
>>93419336
UGH a glass bowl full of water would not float
Immersion ruined UGH
Nobody can be sure it will ever happen of course, but I personally think it is only a matter of time before the two major comics companies merge.
Whether you think it will or won't happen, how do think it would be done or how would you do it?
>>93419261
It won't happen again now that Marvel is owned by Disney
>>93419261
It's a shame that 90's DC had soo much failed experimental heroes and the only popular ones with the kids were in the justice league
Using Grayson as the equivalent of Spider is sad
Disney merging with Time/Warner.
I'm working on a joint story session with a long time friend.
I like cyber demons, shit like Doom, or you know, typical manga and comic pseudo science.
He does not like cyber demons.
What does /co/ think? Is it the ultimate bullshit or is the shit?
Are there even any other demon cyborgs besides in Doom?
>>93419211
The Cyberdemon is utter tosh. I have a tougher time wiping my own fat ass than killing a Cyberdemon.
If you play any of shitty Doom Wad, they use Cyberdemons as if they were Imps.
What kind of demon is so shitty and non threatening that giving it a gun arm makes it more dangerous? Why not just have a robot?
You know, despise the style and animation being cheaper than a dead hooker, this show has a very good understanding of cartoon comedy with stretching, wacky physics and especially timing.
I was afraid since the pilot that this was going to be the another "AT/SU/RS" take on "Characters in a crazy world... Having relatable deep real problems that the writers are to autistic to handle like real people would", but no, it's whacky characters acting whacky in a whacky world, not to be randumb, to teach a moral or just because, they do things TO BE funny.
It feels good, so much of the decent cartoons today are just based on dialog humor and mundane slice of life shit with background lore, but here they do what they can with the budget and put efford into the right things.
I actually really like the character designs and the look of the show, but I fear it might be so insubstantial as to be pointless. Not a lorefag, but I'm a grown-up and have no reason to watch randum show for babies if there's nothing to sink my teeth into
>>93419021
Well, thanks for your opinion, but for me comedy is comedy
>>93418996
You got that right OP
Come on, let's show the guy some love. He just got a... one panel appearance this week!
>>93418871
>>93418885
Yeah apparently that's not Brian
It's some guy named Key
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Geyr_Kluge_(Earth-616)
>>93418907
>http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Geyr_Kluge_(Earth-616)
...Poor Brian...
>Despite only being trained in fields relevant to forensic scientist, such as chemistry, biology, and ballistics, I invented an amazing material that is highly compressible, and also a ring that it can be stored in.
>I use this ring for my unitard, made out of this impressive material
>Opening the ring not only releases the unitard, but it also immediately clothes me in the costume somehow
>The R&D costs of something like this would be in the billions, but I created this despite only having a modest income
>And though something this amazing could potentially have many applications and revolutionize technology, and I could make a fortune patenting it, I only really use it for my costume. Never really occurred to me that I could use it for anything else.
How
>>93418315
Because if superheroes were useful and actually made the world a better place to live we couldn't project our shitty lives onto them.
>>93418315
Speed-force
>but it also immediately clothes me in the costume somehow
Wrong. Flash is so fast he can grab and get into the costume while it's just released.
If you can't get such basic Flash lore straight, why should I believe the rest of your so-called "logic"?