>>93477846
I want some lasaga!
>>93477846
You know what, Grimey? Fuck you.
I've done some stupid things, and I admit that I did some things that pissed you off without meaning to.
But we both know that I never, and I mean NEVER, went out of my way to deliberately antagonize you.
I tried to make up for my behavior by surprising you with dinner that my wife and I spent God knows how long preparing (FIVE LOBSTERS, GRIMEY), and what do you do?
You bitch and whine and moan on and on about how my life is so much better than yours, you envious little shit.
Then I tried to improve my behavior by being more professional, and you laughed at me behind my back and tried to make me look like a retard.
And then when everyone loved my idea anyway, you had a psychotic break and got yourself killed. Jesus, how fucking fragile was your ego?
You always had this negative, depressing attitude, but you never once tried to change it. Not once did you think, "Hey, maybe I'm doing something wrong, and I should stop being such a hateful prick."
So you know what, Grimes?
I'm glad I pissed you off. I'm glad I got you in trouble with Mr. Burns. I'm glad I fucked up your car. I'm glad I drove you crazy, I'm glad you're dead, and I'm glad I made your funeral into a joke.
You weren't a victim, Grimey. You were just an asshole.
>my wife and I spent God knows how long preparing (FIVE LOBSTERS, GRIMEY)
You know, this was shaping up to be a good post, but what the fuck. You literally just boil water to prepare lobsters. That's it, that's all that's necessary. Beyond that you're just getting fancy and they probably won't be as tasty. Pop some ears of corn in the same damn water and you have a side to go with them. You even coulda gone and complained about how expensive five meal sized lobsters can be, but no, you chose to complain about how long it takes to fucking boil a big pot of water as though that takes any amount of effort. If you're gonna roleplay a fanciful call out post, at least do your fucking research.
Die Honer.
Homer was about to drink acid before Grimes saved his life. So what does Homer do? Immediately tattles on him to the boss and nearly gets him fired.
Homer is a jerk.
Nickelodeon has ordered a 12th season of the underwater animated series consisting of 26 episodes.
http://ew.com/tv/2017/05/23/spongebob-squarepants-renewed/
>>93477235
NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>93477235
We know.
YAMERO
> Being both painfully stretched and hopelessly baggy is an amazing paradox only known to the fantastically corpulent. Atop that curse is the burning stench that blasts out of that posterior, as though the flames of a thousand rotting corpses are boring through your chest. The coarse leg hairs pricking every part of you are simply cactus-like icing on the torment cake.
Why is he so good?
I wish he'd just do a full-on absurdist/horror series, even just to try it.
Is it weird that I thought his dick was going to flop out during the scream?
>>93477036
We get it Ronny your entire body is a joke
Give me something else isn't poking fun at yourself
does /co/ remember acceleracers? if so, did you like the films when you were younger?
>>93476451
Fuck yeeeaaah!
>tfw mattel will never finish the series
>>93477274
Did it ever end?
It had like a twist with the father and then nothing?
>>93477297
Like all good /co/ things, it ends unfinished.
Anyways OP why the FUCK does /co/ never talk about this? It's honestly some top tier stuff but it feels like everyone forgets it compared to the other toy driven media of the time, that is to say Bionicle. I wonder if /toy/ has better discussions on Acceleracers.
>>93476192
>Lobdell
>meaning anything
pick one
>>93476192
He meant to show that Kon flew into that column so hard he died. RIP in piss
>>93477280
>kryptonian dying from a single blunt impact
find a picture that embodies the joker more than this one ( ps. you can't )
>>93476119
>>93476119
Found
Go back to english class, pleb
>>93476119
This peek from the upcoming Justice League #24 is showing Mera finally unleashing her full power, while she kicks Wonder Woman's butt (alongside with the rest of the Justice League). The real Queen of the DCU is here!
>>93476076
her crown looks weird
Is rebirth superman depowered or is it just me?
>>93476137
As per usual, Superman is only as powerful as the writers feel like making him in that moment.
I'm sure if you asked them specifically about this panel you would get the usual "Oh, he was holding back because he didn't want to hurt Mera because he knows how much that would upset Arthur" or something.
Why don't networks syndicate cartoons anymore?
I've read that networks love syndicating their shows to other networks because it's basically free money, but it seems like the only cartoons that end up airing on a channel other than their original one are the ones from Fox Animation Domination.
>>93475949
because it forces people to buy cable
>>93475993
They still have a lot of shows that they don't air anymore or barely at all. And there's plenty of live action shows that air on cable but are syndicated on network TV.
I've been wondering why CN's network is actually suffering to find anything to air, their constant all day titans marathons are just their niche for money, that makes sense, but what about all those times when they have to air the same movie 6 times a week? Why do they act like they can't air their library? I mean take RS's finale for example, they acted like they only had Teen Titans Go and some temp movies in their entire library, and that Regular Show was just a one-off episode and nothing else existed.
There's a line between not much variation and STRUGGLING to keep it that way when you have a huge library from shit from the 60s and everything up to this day.
Know of any? Post them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ9wJC5BoFk
>>93475882
You cannot post Furry Females on /co/. But you CAN post Anime Threads like the Dragon Ball Z thread.
>>93475882
You Tube link to the episode your webm is from?
I wanna know what she's saying to him.
Mr. Sprinkles
https://youtu.be/urB-lCSruoo
Is the DCU gradually reverting to Pre-Flashpoint, or grafting it onto the New 52?
Hawkman and Hawkgirl for instance have their Silver Age costumes back, with a sudden history.
And I'm noticing now that a lot of classic costumes are suddenly back in continuity, like Batman's Pre-Flashpoint costume or Pre-Flashpoint Shazam. And six months before Superman Reborn happened, we saw the classic costume on a Superman doll.
Are all these errors intentional? Is Pre-Flashpoint slowly returning, the way a goose egg on the head returns to the flesh?
>>93475704
At the moment they're just ignoring New 52 conveniently because it was awful.
But I think the DCU Post-Doomsday Clock will be a merge between Pre and Post-Flashpoint continuities. What happened with Superman in Reborn may be a good indicative of what they're going to do with the entire DCU.
>>93475704
Woah woah.... Original Shazam? Where? Just this kids photo?
>>93476373
We would be so lucky. Overwhelmingly pre-52. A few nods to that stupid five year era and that's it.
>>93475704
It's been going on for like the last year
So, uh, Rebirth seems kinda cool and I wanna get into it, BUT BEFORE I DO THAT...
Is there anytihng worth reading from the Nu52? I've seen some panels here and there that seem worthwhile, but I really have no idea. I'm mostly interested in Damian Robin and also Superbro. Is there anything else I should check out?
Thanks in advance, /co/lleagues.
Picture marginally related.
>>93475699
Action Comics, Aquaman, Flash (until Manapul leaves), maybe Wonder Woman, maybe Batman, Batman/Superman, maybe Superman/Wonder Woman. That's all I can think of right now. I can't believe it was like 6 years ago.
>>93475699
All Star Western
>>93475699
New 52 action comics volumes 1-3 for superbro introduction then check out greg pak's run which starts on volume 5.
He also has stories with superman unchained and superman men of tomorrow.
Ignore the superman new 52 series completely, it will give you a bad perception of him.
As for Damian, just check out batman and robin and then his solo series after.
is Jupiter's Legacy/Circle + Huck/MPH/Starlight/Superior/Empress/Reborn the best alternative superhero universe ever?
I think its surpassed Astro City and the only real competition is Moore's contributions to ABC
>>93475358
>surpassed Astro City
fuck no, the Millarverse, while enjoyable doesnt have nearly the level of planning, lore, variety, or personality of Astro City. AC is on a whole 'nother level.
>>93475358
>What if superheroes....were edgy and grimderp and full of murder and rape????!!!!
It's the same garbage from the same hack.
>>93476298
You should actually read some of those comics.
Neil Gaiman or Alan Moore
Which is superior?
The one that signs contracts without bitching about it later
The one that finishes the comics he starts writing
>>93475278
>I put on my robe and wizard hat
has anyone here read jonesy? one of the worst things ive read in awhile.
Yes, the art is godawful. The worst example of tumblr art
>>93475310
its fucking pandering shit.
>>93475310
I thought the thumbnail seemed nice, but upon expanding it I completely agree.