How does a show with such middling-to-subpar writing, cliche plots, abundance of shit jokes, unremarkable animation, and flat characters manage to be the highest rated show on Nick and even nab a theatrical movie release in 2020?
Simple. It had zero competition. Modern Spongebob is fuckin bullshit, but it still gets insane ratings and is viewed as "the standard" for Nick. All Loud House had to do was beat that dead show in the ratings just ONCE and it found itself on the fast track to longevity and network favoritism. It's like pitting a kid against a paraplegic old man in a race.
Chris Savino merely had to make a show with JUST enough visual difference from the myriad of noodle-armed bullshit modern toons, have a super-relatable family-oriented premise, and the novelty of a show with 11 main characters.
Harvey Beaks, Sanjay and Craig, Breadwinners, Even Fairly Odd Parents - all dead shows.
A fuckin B- show got the ratings and network treatment of an A+ smash hit.
GG, Chris Savino
Actually, it hit because it's the first family friendly cartoon after a major clusterfuck of autistic ones.
Also shows that people don't want complicated shit, even simple is fun.
People want to fuck the characters
>>93360999
Plus there's a shitload of pandering to race, LGBT, & now literal retards.
Welp Rivera wrote xer/ximself into a corner, guess how she gets out?
>>93360864
Deus Ex Machina?
>PART 22 - THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY AND DRIFT SHOW
The storytime of pain continues!
[Transformers S1]
>Part 1 (Infiltration, Spotlight #1)
>>93250047
>Part 2 (Stormbringer, Spotlight #2-5)
>>93252555
>Part 3 (Escalation, Spotlight #6-7)
>>93265022
>Part 4 (Spotlight #8-10, New Avengers/Transformers)
>>93266194
>Part 5 (Megatron Origin, Spotlight #11-13)
>>93269410
>Part 6 (Escalation, Spotlight #14-15)
>>93272516
>Part 7 (Spotlight #16-19)
>>93291067
[G.I. Joe S1]
>Part 8 (Origins #1-5, #8-10)
>>93291616
>Part 9 (GI Joe #1-6, Origins #6-7)
>>93292841
>Part 10 (Cobra #1-4, Cobra Special)
>>93295333
>Part 11 (GI Joe #7-12, Origins #11, #13-14)
>>93299257
>Part 12 (GI Joe #13-16, GI Joe Special, Origins #12)
>>93311919
>Part 13 (Cobra II #1-4, Cobra II Special)
>>93312792
>Part 14 (Origins #16-18, Hearts & Minds)
>>93313769
>Part 15 (Cobra II #5-9, Origins #19)
>>93318119
>Part 16 (Origins #20-23, GI Joe Infestation)
>>93320055
>Part 17 (GI Joe #17-22)
>>93334227
>Part 18 (GI Joe #23-27)
>>93335481
>Part 19 (Cobra II #10-13)
>>93336732
[Transformers S2]
>Interlude (Hearts of Steel, Transformers Infestation 2)
>>93340650
>Part 20 (Maximum Dinobots)
>>93343502
>Part 21 (All Hail Megatron #1-6)
>>93358329
Before we get to the War Thor reveal, let's storytime #19 (the one where Quentin Quire becomes a Phoenix host for a while) first because I think it is not yet storytimed.
i want to protect her smile
Too bad Gwen is going to suffer hard.
>>93359984
You know you waifufags are actually doing a disservice to this book's popularity. All your CUTE spamming made lots of people hate the book without even reading it (as evidenced by the reactions to the storytime a couple days ago) because they thought it was just a case of the Ms. Marvels.
It's a shame, it's a good book, but lots of people will never read it assuming it's all cutesy bullshit.
>>93359984
I want to fuck her smile until she chokes on my dick.
Darth Vader #002 Storytime Edition
>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2017.htm
>Out this Week:
Darth Maul #4 (June 21)
Darth Vader #2 (June 21)
Poe Dameron Annual #1 (June 21)
>Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer
[YouTube] Star Wars: The Last Jedi Official Teaser (embed)
>Star Wars: Rebels - The Final Season
[YouTube] Star Wars Rebels Season 4 Trailer (Official) (embed)
>Battlefront 2 trailer
[YouTube] Star Wars Battlefront 2: Official Gameplay Trailer (embed)
>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya (embed)
>Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml
>Legends Recommendation List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing
>>93359200
I'll be storytime, so hold off on images until its doneplease
>PART 21 - MEGATRON RUINS EVERYTHING (EVEN MORE THIS TIME)
Megatron's been humiliated and thwarted in his previous attempts to conquer Earth.
Humanity is about to learn that that's not a good thing.
(Warning: This is, arguably, a storytime of pain.)
[Transformers S1]
>Part 1 (Infiltration, Spotlight #1)
>>93250047
>Part 2 (Stormbringer, Spotlight #2-5)
>>93252555
>Part 3 (Escalation, Spotlight #6-7)
>>93265022
>Part 4 (Spotlight #8-10, New Avengers/Transformers)
>>93266194
>Part 5 (Megatron Origin, Spotlight #11-13)
>>93269410
>Part 6 (Escalation, Spotlight #14-15)
>>93272516
>Part 7 (Spotlight #16-19)
>>93291067
[G.I. Joe S1]
>Part 8 (Origins #1-5, #8-10)
>>93291616
>Part 9 (GI Joe #1-6, Origins #6-7)
>>93292841
>Part 10 (Cobra #1-4, Cobra Special)
>>93295333
>Part 11 (GI Joe #7-12, Origins #11, #13-14)
>>93299257
>Part 12 (GI Joe #13-16, GI Joe Special, Origins #12)
>>93311919
>Part 13 (Cobra II #1-4, Cobra II Special)
>>93312792
>Part 14 (Origins #16-18, Hearts & Minds)
>>93313769
>Part 15 (Cobra II #5-9, Origins #19)
>>93318119
>Part 16 (Origins #20-23, GI Joe Infestation)
>>93320055
>Part 17 (GI Joe #17-22)
>>93334227
>Part 18 (GI Joe #23-27)
>>93335481
>Part 19 (Cobra II #10-13)
>>93336732
[Transformers S2]
>Interlude (Hearts of Steel, Transformers Infestation 2)
>>93340650
>Part 20 (Maximum Dinobots)
>>93343502
Ha ha! What an epic reference! :^)
Underworld part one!It's time
Please explain why Americans are so wasteful with their animation budget.
>>93357954
Less slave labor.
>>93357954
Shitty le dot eyes simplistic art style
>>93357971
This.
Queen of Hearts was kind of a hottie.
>>93357146
Oh yeah, that came out. Neat.
>Parents we see: Evil Queen, Snow White, Cheshire Cat, Pied Piper, Mad Hatter, Red Riding Hood, Bad wolf, Goldilocks, Frog Prince (Hopper Hoppington I), King Charming, Pinocchio
>With Pied Piper, we also see an old man, more than likely this is Pied’s father, Melody’s grandfather.
>Cheshire Cat was the one that gave Pied the name “Melody” to name his child
>Red Rose exists
>Red Queen of Hearts looking real good
>Badwolf was apparently a clown
>King Charming was apparently a loser like Dexter, crushing on Goldielocks
>Highschool Evil Queen has platinum Blonde hair
>If not for Evil Queen, Snow would have never enter the Dragon Games…though she would never admit to her good deed
>>93357280
Any interesting interactions between them and their children or between their children?
Whats the most sad cartoon episode?
>>93356145
>>93356145
When courage lost his parents
My mom died when I was 5 years old so it was just me and my dad. He devoted himself to raising me and made sure I had a great childhood despite it. He was always there for me, the man sacrificed so much for me. When I started college he started doing weird things like forgetting appointments and putting his car keys in the fridge. He'd laugh it off as "senior moment" even though he was still in his 50s.
He almost missed my graduation because he had a hard time finding my university even though he'd been there many times. Still he said it was the proudest moment of his life. A few months later I'm over for my usual Sunday dinner with him and he tells me he's been diagnosed with early onset Alzheimer's. It hits him very aggressively. In less than two years he's hospitalized. Then I watch him relive my mom's death like it's a fresh wound when he's told she died years ago and when he asks for his little boy I see the fear and confusion on his face when I tell him I'm his son. Eventually I stop telling him. I'm just a stranger that comes to visit a confused and terrified man.
It was a mercy when he finally died, 2 weeks shy of his 59th birthday.
Couple of years later I'm up late watching Cartoon Network and working on a work project. Adventure Time is on. I've never really watched it before but I hear it's a goofy, quirky kid's cartoon that's light and funny.
It was the episode with that fucking song.
I fucking bawled like a baby, raw fucking ugly crying. It was like my heart was ripped right out of my chest. No cartoon, movie, tv show, book has ever made me cry that hard.
What is Truth, Justice, & The American Way?
It's Superman versus Superboy Black, in the finale of Black Dawn!
Painfully torn between the main cover and variant this week...
>THIS AIN'T FUNNY.
The War of Jokes and Riddles part one!
Bump. Thanks for the story time Norrin.
Seriously though, if Marten was the transgender and Claire was a man, Tumblr would want to burn this comic down right now.
>>93353235
>If [...] Claire was a man
>if
>>93353235
I love how "tech bro" is just a casual thing to Jeph. Like he's so removed from reality and everything is so problematic to him that even people who work with computers all day are just rando dudebros compared to his virtuous numale self.
You can work with machines and be well adjusted, but to imply that the stereotype is somehow just a budwieser chugging brochacho is ridiculous.