During "Superior Spider-Man", Mary Jane was dating Pedro, the firefighter, right? So who is this guy Ollie that came out of nowhere? Was she double-timing them?
>>94034006
>>94034006
Mary Jane is a whore
>>94034006
Queseda put out the word, character assassinate MJ so fans don't want her back
making her date a black mexican was their go-to, the racist bastards
>>94034083
She did this shit in the 70s. Casusal.
Howard Taylor, one of the person with the most forgiving tastes in movies, has seen Valerian and he consider it one of the worst movie he has ever seen. Keep in mind Howard Tayler is the author of Schlock MErcenary, a really good SF webcomic, so it's not even like the movies them weren't up to his tastes.
>Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is easily the least enjoyable film I’ve seen this year. It started off pretty well, and then our main characters took the screen and the movie began to plummet through my ratings, landing squarely at the bottom long before the final credits rolled.
>At least two people walked out of the showing early and did not return. Perhaps they could no longer stand the embarrassment of continuing to watch the movie, or maybe they stepped out to use the restroom, and found that the smell of disinfectant was such a refreshing change they prolonged their excretory lounging by an hour.
>Harsh? Yes, that’s pretty harsh. The movie earned it.
>I really wanted to enjoy this movie. I was prepared to ignore major failings in order to get an awesome space opera fix. I brought my extra-strength suspenders of disbelief, and tried to pretend I didn’t care about character motivation, but it wasn’t enough. Not nearly enough. I found myself actually cringing in my seat, physically curling up in a sort of full-body wince, over and over, right up until the last scene, which was one of the worst of the film.
>Here is a quick list of the movie’s top failings:
>-Infodumps! And not just maid-and-butler dialog, either. There were scenes that played out like a bored kindergarten teacher reading a Wikipedia article to a room full of robots.
>-Dane HeHaan1, who played Valerian, sounded like he was doing a Keanu Reeves imitation, except he left out all the emotion.
>-Cara Delevingne2, the actress who played Laureline, totally convinced me that Laureline was an android.
>-Half of the film’s dialog was throwaway lines like “bring thrusters up to full” or “scanning for DNA now.”
>The romantic arc was obviously written by somebody who has never been in love, but who has heard lots of nice things about it, and maybe read a saucy book once.
>There were some things that the film did well, of course:
>-The special effects were nice.
>-It was projected in an establishment that serves popcorn.
>-It was about the right length for a movie.
>-The colors were vibrant, and were on the screen instead of in my lap.
>Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets deserves top billing in a future season of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was only slightly less painful to watch than Cry Wilderness or Starcrash. It clears my Threshold of Disappointment3, obviously, and does so with such aplomb that I almost feel like apologizing to Transformers: The Last Knight.
>1 Dane Dehaan is a fine actor. I can only surmise that the director very vehemently demanded the most wooden performance possible.
>2 Cara Delevingne was one of the best things about Suicide Squad. Again, it’s my theory that Besson4 required her to pretend to be a replicant with poor social camouflage, and trouper that she is, she nailed the performance.
>3 Some people will love this film, and will be quite angry at how disappointed I am with it. It’s important to realize that our reactions to art are mostly due to what we bring with us. The art only activates what’s already in our heads and hearts. I really wish I had a bag full of “You’ll love Valerian” with me in the theater, but I did not.
>4 I have loved some of Besson’s other work, particularly The Fifth Element, which is still one of my all-time favorite films.
I have never seen him being so harsh with any movies ever. Obviously, he came with big expectation, increasing his disappointment, but it really doesn't bold well for that movie I really expected a lot from...
Now that the dust has settled, is he better than Cavill?
>>94033125
He's not better than welling, so who knows
>>94033125
He's a poor man's Christopher Reeve. Kinda like Brandon Routh, but with a much better ass.
>>94033125
Yes.
>Post your redesigns
>Make your redesigns
>Talk about it
>>93945421
What's up with the pixels on her chin and his lips?
>>93945421
Literally who?
>>93945421
>Superman and ????
>Cool beans.
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>>94032311
Turns out Annie was the one who hated her father the most. I'm getting a very Fresh Prince like vive hopefully Uncle Phill gives her a hug soon
Why is Captain America so much better than Superman as a moral authority ?
Captain America doesn't care about mutants
>>94031964
Captain america has inspirational speeches as his superpower.
Superman has trouble coming up with a memorable phrase or two.
>>94032035
He has his moments
holy fuck Nickelodeon is fucking blowing Disney Channel and Cartoon Network out of the fucking water
>Spongebob is getting much better
>Invader Zim Revival
>Rocko's Modern Life Revival
>Hey Arnold Revival
>Loud House is still great
How can CN and Disney even compete?
>>94031686
I deposited the amount.
>>94031686
>revivals
CN is just the Teen Titans Go Channel, Disney is still just tweenybop sitcoms
nothing to compare really, Nick is still a shadow of its former self
Oh fuck you Tenzin
#NOTMYAVATAR
We already got mad at this. Let's move on to something else.
>>93944462
No! I am almost enjoying my anger!
Also, does anyone have those pictures of Kyoshi being Bi and Sozin being literally Hitler and a meanie?
>>93944356
Litterally Questionable Content tier schlock.
Disney shills don't understand why some people prefer the top over the bottom.
I'd top Tom Holland's bottom.
>>94030612
>comparing a youtube blender animation to a movie
For what purpose?
>>94030810
To be bait
Why didn't Sokka just kill Azula with his sword club thing?
>>94030436
Because Azula had a huge amount of plot armor up until Sozin's Comet.
>>94030436
Azula was still someone to be feared in Season 2. Sokka did nearly cut her head off during the prison escape.
>>94030436
Because he was a pussy.
Characters you dislike/hate that people seem to like/absolutely love?
>pic related
>>94030637
>Tumblr
>>94032292
Bumping a thread that hasn't been posted in for nearly 2 hours just to say that, huh?
New show by JG Quintel, and it's not the regular one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S33uf3E4UT4
>>94027634
>Mordecai and Eileen are together now.
It's Regular Show but now they're allowed to swear and do actual drugs.
Kind of takes the fun away.
So it's Regular Show but Mordechai is Rigby and Mordechai is Jason Manzoukus?
>>94027634
>It's Regular Show but without CN restrictions
Welp, I'm game. Although I worry TBS is gonna mistreat it. Wonder if AS should have hosted it.
>>94027325
Which Hulk comic made you the calmest?
>>94027325
Happiest? That's hard, but I'll say "Dumb", which made me happy for 2 characters that needed some love. My favorite is totally "Alone" though, without "Alone" "Dumb" wouldn't be that special.
Closeface.
The ending of the show almost made me tear up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU9Z6cKsbY0
>>94027014
>blew the effects budget on Lockjaw so they can't animate Medusa's hair
ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>94027014
>At-a-lan
I've been reading it as An-til-an this whole time. Am I illiterate or did they change it for this hot garbage-looking TV show
>>94027014
fitting choice of song
is this actually meta-kino?
Toffee was a name given to him by Eclipsa. Discuss.
This show is shit. Discuss
The idea Eclipsa has a sweet tooth is great.
We have no idea whether Toffee or Eclipsa is older from one another. Toffee might be older than Elcipsa or even her lover.
Though if it is his real name then it would make more sense if she was his parent/owner than his lover. Which mean that the Trigon demon might still exist, too.