>100 words of whatever pairing you like the best posted on a pastebin
Do this, anon, should be quick and easy. Just write something cute.
An anon on /a/ posted this a couple of days ago (about shipping) and I thought it was pretty neat:
Osomatsu and Ichimatsu share the issue of wanting their brothers to stay with them in the opposite vein. Oso wants to be able to spend time with and look after them while Ichi is afraid of them leaving him so in that sense they're a perfect match. Oso is also the teasing happy type with a sincere side so that works well with Ichi who's emotionally closed off but prickly.
Juicy is one of the only brothers that seems to actually like Karamatsu and want his company, and thanks to his personality he doesn't get frustrated with him. In the opposite vein, Kara's personality means he's never put off by Juicy's weirdness.
They're both the most normal of the brothers but on the opposite ends of nerd versus fashion and thanks to Choro perpetually having a stick up his ass and Todo's catty personality they'd be an entertaining depiction of passive aggression.
ichi + choro dump, 70 pics. excuse the long link.
for earlier dumps;
This actually made me think of something, say that the brothers split off to live into groups of three just like the divorce episode (without mama matsuno of course), which group would do better as a functioning unit(family relations wise as well as monetarily)?
So it'd be Choromatsu, Karamatsu and Juicy living together and then Osomatsu, Ichimatsu, and Totty living together.
Pretty sure Kara, Choro, and Jyushi would be the best functioning unit because they won't cause any drama (they're the nicest and understanding) and they seem more goal-oriented and motivated than oso and ichi.
Of course we could have it all wrong, the last time Osomatsu left the family as a kid Choro went a little batshit and started whipping
everyone so it probably depends on whether or not Choro can keep it together.
If Kara and Jyushi do their part then they'd probably be fine, but if Kara lazes around lost in his own world and Jyushi just does yakyuu I
could see Choro snapping and imposing a draconian hold over them.
And on the flip side in a best case scenario for Oso and the others I see them functioning well (without crime) if Oso's big brother switch gets
flipped since he'd do his best to look after him and Ichi and he can be responsible when he wants to be.
Both sides look like they could falter. Choro seems pretty normal but we don't know how bad he really can get if he does snap. I don't think Ichi should be left with Oso or Todo I think he would feel even more alienated then he already is. He would need at least Jyushi to help balance him out.
Nah I think out of all the brothers Oso is probably the only other brother that can be trusted with Ichi. He can be a bit of a bully but he's been proven to be tactful with Ichi judging by the esper nyanko episode, and since he's Oso he's always down to spend time with his bros so Ichi wouldn't be too lonely.
Oso and Jysuhi seem to treat him well. Kara annoys him too much so I don't think he would be the best person. Choro actually seem to always try to get some sort of response out of him but he never really opens up. Todo probably is the worst person to stick with since they seem to be polar opposites. Also I think I found out the reason he wears the mask.
Choro seemed ready to take care of Kara, so he's probably expecting him to continue doing nothing with his life and he's okay with it. But I wonder if he can put up with Jyuushi's weirdness every day without other three brothers to buffer it.
Kara would just be painful to be around but I think he would sort of get used to it. While Jyushi I feel like it would take a toll on him since he is always so hyperactive. Sadly we haven't seen much interaction with them so there isn't much to go off of.
Then again as >>3004190 pointed out, Kara and Jyuushi could work really well together, so maybe Choro + Kara + Jyuushi could end up as a happy albeit weird family.
While I honestly wonder if Oso + Ichi + Todo could manage (since the original question had the condition that they don't go live with their mother). Todo could probably hold down a job, but I'm not sure he'd be ready to use the money to support the other two. But this IS a gag anime, and Oso seems to win every time he goes to panchinko or horse races, so maybe he'd end up being the one to monetarily support them?
If pachinko police and Todo and the 5 demons is any indication Oso would make Todo cough up at least some of his pay for household expenses.
A job for Osomatsu would be a little complicated, its not that he's incapable of finding something but I feel like he'd feel the need to look after Ichimatsu so he'd probably look for something where he could bring him along or have Ichi work beside him.
Spoilers don't work on /cm/.
Jyuushi's just going "nyan nyan" and I think Ichi is warning him that he's fraying his sleeve, in case anyone's wondering.
The wait for daki reveals is killing me.
In the meantime, enjoying the new priest Karamatsu trend.
I've seen a few devil Oso + priest Kara + deity Choro works and I need way more.
An entire Animatsu lore shaping up over this is beautiful.
If we put everyone onto sides, would Totty be an incubus?
Since Kara's a mortal, the hell side needs one too. Perhaps Ichi would just be a Satanist? Or a rampant sinner in general.
For some reason I find "rampant sinner in general" hilarious. My vote goes to that.
a ghoul or zombie since people seem to love his zombie form more then his normal. Although I could see him pretending to be an angel that's really a devil in disguise.
First set is from @720_72
Second has it right on the image.
Oso doesn't realize how fucked he is. If successful corrupts Choro to his old self.
I was looking at the exact same log just a moment ago.
>Oso: Do "this" with nii-chan~ (sfx: squishing sounds)
>(Choro sfx: walking away)
>Ichi: ...ok (sfx: *ba-dump* *ba-dump*)
>Choro: You're okay with it?!?!
>(bottom line: the eldest son is truly powerful)
This is pretty cool. Here guys, have some more fanart.