I got food poisoning yesterday and still haven't been able to keep solid food down, I'm losing my mind. Getting angry at everything and I really wish people would stop posting about Sanders' proposed methods for funding his big programs I'm going to lose it. Google keeps using pictures of store fronts from my town in their captchas and it's freaking me out
What kind of foods can I eat that are really soft on a sensitive stomach? I tried potatoes and boiled carrots but I couldn't keep them down. I've been subsisting off water with a bit of elder flower syrup
Try some plain bread or some plain crackers like saltines or something like that. If you can't keep that down, just keep drinking liquids until your stomach settles down some more. Maybe try some plain broth or some jello.
>What kind of foods can I eat that are really soft on a sensitive stomach?
In the medical field we have a term for this; we call it the BRAT diet. Bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast.
The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.
Afterwards, the division manager of Popeye's came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the Popeye's, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the Popeye's cut large sections from the horse, which was whinnying and screaming in horror. The Popeye's employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horse meat around the bones, then they breaded and deep fried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the ******* puckering rhythmically with terror. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect LOLLIPOP into the stallion's watering MOUTH. It was a fun time. I was delighted. Popeye's definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
OP, you are literally the weakest little bitch I have ever talked to in my entire life. My morning sickness was so bad a week ago, I couldn't eat anything for 4-5 days and ended up on fluids n' shit in the hospital. I play for you my teeny tiniest fucking violin. Christ.
>Getting angry at everything and I really wish people would stop posting about Sanders' proposed methods for funding his big programs.
What's with all this Bernie shit? Is /pol/ being autistic again?
You know what else is very soothing and anti-inflammatory?