Oh goodness, what's that smell? Did someone leave dirty socks out?
Hi, I'm Mason Bradshaw, and blue cheese is one of the most disgusting dressings ever conceived.
It's runny, moldy, smelly, and tastes like soap. I don't know about you, but when my food starts to mold, I throw it out. And the smell.. oh god the smell, you'd better brush your teeth if you come within 10ft of this stuff.
There's good news though. In June 2016, a strain of the Zika virus will find a new host in the bovine of western Europe, making blue cheese production unsustainable.
Other sauces can be poured straight into your nearest dumpster, as this market disruption will make them virtually worthless.
>i was one post off of 5 repeating digits because of a shitpost
>>7377777
What a god damn waste of quints.
OK, just because I'll fall for your epic troll.
OMG! Dressing? Runny? That's not even what blue cheese is! WTF, you fool, I am so much smarter about cheese than you!
>>7377784
There's no cheese in ranch...
Probably just /s4s/ "stealing" a get.
>>7377781
Better luck next time. 8's are coming up.
>>7377788
>that dubs prediction
Pls don't ban me.
>>7377777
Oh shit is this real?