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2016-02-15 08:06:41 Post No. 7377777
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Oh goodness, what's that smell? Did someone leave dirty socks out?
Hi, I'm Mason Bradshaw, and blue cheese is one of the most disgusting dressings ever conceived.
It's runny, moldy, smelly, and tastes like soap. I don't know about you, but when my food starts to mold, I throw it out. And the smell.. oh god the smell, you'd better brush your teeth if you come within 10ft of this stuff.
There's good news though. In June 2016, a strain of the Zika virus will find a new host in the bovine of western Europe, making blue cheese production unsustainable.
Other sauces can be poured straight into your nearest dumpster, as this market disruption will make them virtually worthless.