Valentine's Day dinner thread. Who's cooking? Dinner

>>7376948
>that pile of asparagus
I'm so inspired to post that image of the girl with bunches of asparagus in her bum and vag, but I don't want to get banned.

>>7376948
>What do you co/ck/'s have in store for the SO tonight?
>implying

Also, that's a lil too much food OP.

>>7376948
That doesn't look like filet mignon at all. Those look more like some cheap ny strips or something.

I gave chocolate to a girl I like

Currently I am at home eating pretzels by myself. so you can see how that panned out for me

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wa la

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>>7376990

looks bretty good

>>7376990

It's strange that you don't sit directly across from each other.

>>7376990
fatties

>>7377005
nah I see couples ride corners on 4 tops in restaurants all the time

>>7376990
meh

also why are you posting this here, aren't you serving somebody?

>>7377017

It's supposed to be a romantic Valentines dinner.

Must be fatties.

>>7376990
Hope you got your dick sucked.

why the fuck is everyone making lobster? your life is being lived a 10 million times today. make beef Wellington or something god damn.

>>7377005
I'm gonna be kicking myself for saying this but "relationship/dating experts" always suggest sitting at a 45 degree angle because it Increases closeness/intimacy and decreases direct eye contact which can be awkward or agitating.

>>7377062

>lobster bad
>beef wellington or something good

It's like it's the 80's and people have preferences about popular foods.

Chicken Parm.
Got me laid.

>>7376990
too much asparagus on the plate and too long. and the steak looks so cheap compared the lobster. 5/10. kiss goodnight worthy

>>7377069
It's true, you can a lot more easily reach her knee or hand although
>direct eye contact which can be awkward or agitating
Maybe on the first date, I always loved staring into my ex's eyes.

fuck.

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>>7377080

>in the middle of valentine's dinner
>taking pics and posting on 4chan

Never change, OP.

>>7377072
see man this guy gets it >>7377074
you don't have to splurge on stereotypical romantic food. make something Intriguing or something flat out delicious. chicken parm and Italian in general is always going to get you laid. lobster is like, meh, he's trying too hard.

>>7377080
>cooking for valentine
>2 colors on plate
step up your game

>>7377080
holy shit you didn't even butterfly the tails!? nigger what are you doing!!!??

>>7377085
moot and hiro?

>>7377090

>chicken parm and Italian in general is always going to get you laid

Not everyone gets wet over generic Italian food, and nobody cooks for their SO on Valentine's day in order to "get laid".

>>7377106

moot waited to be done eating before posting pics, even if he was alone, and hiro is dead.

>>7377080
Should have steamed lobster meat ontop of shell.
Otherwise, looks good. Hope she likes it.

>>7377116
nah, i was suggesting that op is moot and hiro dining together, but my vocab skills are lacking atm and it was a shit joke anyway so can we forget it happened? thx.

>>7377107
>muh romance
you sound like a retard. your cooking wil never compare to a restaurant in quality and ambiance so instead of being a faggot and making generic af surf and turf go to red lobster and get it you fucking mook

What a depressing fucking day. Valentines day should be banned as to not offend us romantically challenged.

>>7377122

>can we forget it happened

No. I'm going to bring it up every time I see you posting in this neck of the woods from now on.

>>7377131

I think you responded to the wrong post, anon.

Also I've worked in restaurants for 5 years and can certainly make restaurant quality food at home, while creating a cozier ambiance (not OP, btw).

>red lobster

>>7377141
I think you missed the joke. he's saying red lobster serves better food than you.

>>7377159

So he did reply to the wrong post?...

>>7377166
no I didn't. not even sure how you think I did. you must be a special.

>>7377171

>not even sure how you think I did

That's because you lack reading comprehension.

>>7377193
you are an actual retard. happy valentines day

>>7377080
Looks good mang, like>>7377096 said though you gotta butterfly dem tails. I don't see garlic butter neither.

I did ribeyes on the grill with roasted brussels sprouts, baked potato with all the fixins and salad with miso dressing... and a bottle of cameron hughes 2012 cabernet sauvignon.

Shit was cash, should've taken a pic

>>7377303

>shit was cash, should've taken a pic

Now you know, the only way to remember a special night is to post it on /ck/.

>>7377317
>implying valentine's means shit to me

son, I did it for my wife. Valentine's is just another day to me.. only I gotta do some shit with her and either cook a nice meal or take her out to eat.

Not that I'd expect a kissless virgin basment dweller like you to understand any of that

>>7377442

That was sarcasm...