What's an acceptable drink to order when you go out to eat after work? My coworkers make fun of me because I don't drink, and James from down the hall always grabs my ass and humps me from behind while calling me an 'icewater drinking fruit' when I'm not looking and all the girls laugh. Also he stole my water bottle and held it above his head trying to make me reach for it, and then another guy pulled my pants down.
Is lemonade too childish? What about a shirley temple?
Laphroaig 10 (neat) or ultra-high ABV "craft beer" with a gimmicky name (and preferably limited geographic distribution) would be just the ticket for a person in your shoes.
Many, many insecure confused young men have successfully overcome their growing up issues by latching onto such "masculine" drinks as these, and drinking them with such aggressive loyalty that they genuinely start to believe that any other alcoholic beverage is the literal embodiment of their repressed homosexual tendencies.
Fuck off. God damn I hate this board. You can't actually talk about food because people would rather have europe vs. america arguments, make up stories, call each other flyovers/manlets/degenerates, or jack off to youtube celebrities. Fucking hell.
Everyone laugh at the yank europoor flyover manlet degenerate cuck. Why do pretentious millennials pretend not to enjoy kimi videos?
Things that it is acceptable for a man to drink without getting looks
water with crushed ice
ask 'what's on tap' and order the first thing they say
long island iced tea
that's it. no old fashioneds, no gin and tonics, no martini, no rum and coke, all of those are for sissies who want to be noticed and overheard and seem interesting and might order louder than normal hoping somebody will hear and question them
Yeah, a few years ago a Manhattan would have gotten you your ass kicked but it's far enough away now.
what the fuck do girls know about drinking? they like to put vodka soaked tampons in their ass. women are a meme, don't take them seriously.
You're just a hipster who can't handle somebody called him out on his "taste" that isn't really his taste just something he thinks people will find interesting, a drink as a replacement for actually being interesting with a personality