Hello fellow /cucks/
So my girlfriend is a vegetarian fitness freak, and I am trying to cook more dishes we both eat. Since I am from Toronto, home of the Jamaican patty, I usually have a box of frozen ones in our freezer that I get from some nigger store that does a good job making them. Since she says the quality of the beef in them is a level of that above dog food, she suggested I make my own. I then thought I should try making veggie ones, so eventually she will make them and I can spend more time investigating the fake moon landing. So, has anyone here ever made Jamaican patties, Veggie or not? They seem fairly easy, this one recipe looks doable. Let me know your thoughts.
>Toronto, home of the Jamaican patty
Just make the regular recipe but with TVP instead of ground meat
I have no idea why my VEGAN wife chose to be with me, who likes to hunt and smoke my game every weekend. Why? Also, I smoke. She hates my cigarette smoking too. Somehow she chose to breed with me.....blows my fucking mind. I love her because she does not say shit about my way of living. But good on you for trying to cook food with her, and good luck on the moon landing investigation.
>So my girlfriend is a vegetarian
Get rid of that dumb bitch.
Any idiot that fails to recognize the fact that humans evolved to be omnivores should NOT be mated with, as they have faulty genes.
There's a million other chicks out there, anon, kick this bitch to the curb and find a normal girl, and don't settle for psycho cunts just because they give you some pussy.
She is fit as fuck dude. She is a competitive swimmer, so I think she is healthy enough.....and she likes me for who I am. Best girlfriend I have ever had. But thanks Mr. Internet Man
OP I have never made beef patties before, but that recipe looks good. The only thing it the shell? look like the texture is a little tough. Maybe it tasted good, but I would find a different recipe for the pastry. The filling looks great.
ur gf is a bitch and retarded. dump her and find someone who isn't fucking crazy.
also the past like texture of the filling of a beef pattie is INTENTIONAL. it isn't supposed to be a fucking wrapped hamburger or tourtiere pie! tell your bitch gf to get a fucking ounce of culture before she opens her whore mouth
>She is fit as fuck dude.
Her brain is obviously corrupted, anon.
Dump her and find a fit girl that isn't insane.
>desiring to corrupt your genes with a psychotic "vegan"
Would you willingly mate with a sociopath?
No, you wouldn't. Because their brain is obviously corrupted. Vegans are no different.
Do you know why we don't use our wisdom teeth and appendix anymore anon? Because we evolved to eat meat, and no longer use those parts for the vegan diet our dumb ass ancestors relied on to survive.
Being a vegan, instead of the omnivores we evolved to be, is just retarded, and a direct contradiction to our evolution.
There's so many chicks to choose from, anon, so it's just ridiculous wasting time with the obviously defective ones, like vegans.
You may have them, but you don't need or use them to chew on vegetative materials for hours and hours every day to survive, like our ancestors did, and that's because we evolved to be omnivores and eat meat.
This thread is so full of bullshit. Does anyone have any advice making veggie patties, or are you going to talk shit about the question? Either way is fine with me, but it is kind of stupid to post if it has nothing to help