Do you normally cook alone, or do you have a special helper?

>>7371098
forever alone in the kitchen..................

Post more OP.

>nutella bread
absolutely disgusting

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Usually alone but a cute girl getting stuff for me from the fridge isn't unwelcome.

I could post more but this is a blue board.

>>7371098
I cook extremely dank food and then get kinda sad when I realize that I just did all of that work for no one but me to enjoy it.

I don't even take pictures or anything.

>>7371098
my mom helps!

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My girlfriend does 90% of the cooking and I get to be the special helper.
She's going to have to learn how to cook for me when I'm cutting (no emo) though

>tfw my gf is cute as fuck but has jack scalfani tier knife skills

>>7371098
Sometimes my gf helps me but I cook faster alone.
Sometimes my 4 year old son helps too & then we have fun doing it & I teach him cooking methods & try to get him to try new foods.
Sometimes I'm my gf's helper but she usually just males cakes from a box

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>>7371098
Most of the time I cook alone. Whenever my wife is roaming around in the kitchen I tend to get nervous but sometimes, I have her to help me with the stirring and stove heat control while I do the chopping with other items.
Whenever she cooks I just do the chopping and I leave her alone because I tend to correct her with many things she does.

My cooking companion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU&ab_channel=cookingguide

>>7371098
I just went to my computer to look at this picture full screen.

She looked a lot better on my phone

I have a helper cause im the fucking queen of England m8

>>7371390
Tell her you're worried about her chopping technique hurting her lovely little hands and watch some knife skills videos together

>>7371098
Always cook alone, when cooking meals. If anyone steps into the kitchen, I make them leave immediately. I work too fast and the kitchens I work in are too small for multiple people for a multiple dish meal. Accidents start happening in small kitchen spaces, with other people, when you have to hurry.

However, for food processing and preservation from the garden or from hunting, that requires a far larger space of two rooms and I always have help there. Normally, people are sitting at a table chopping/processing the food in one room and I'm in the kitchen doing the rest with another person. Since there's no multiple dishes doing on there's no speed required to get everything just right. Everything is more relaxed and slow paced.

>>7371098
I have a helper. A hamburger helper. I'm pathetic.

>>7371472
This video was 100% necessary

In a relationship, my favorite thing to do is cook with her. One that was strong-willed but very subby in bed was also excited to be instructed expediently - not terse, but, no worries about adding "please" or "darling." That was fun. It felt like testing the waters of what marriage might be like with her, if things had worked out.

I'm a homemaker, so I usually do it myself. But once a week or so husband and I cook a meal together. Every few weeks husband cooks dinner for us instead.

My gf helps with prep, I do the actual cooking. She's afraid she'll mess up :( I tell her to believe in herself but this works for now ;)

Live with my parents and siblings while going to college full time, so my little sister likes to help when I cook or bake something. She is getting pretty good.

>>7371259
this is a ladyboy isn't it?

>>7371564
you are either a try hard or you have never had to learn to work in a cramped work kitchen.

I love that both me and mome have worked the line at some points in our lives

>>7371869
You type like a pussy.

i am fucking terrible at delegating. it just seems like a daunting task to explain what i'm doing and how to do it without getting in my way and shit.

however if it's like filling pasta or whatever i like to get a production line going sometimes.

my current gf is incredibly scatterbrained so i quite often run around after her finishing her half-finished tasks and shit.

>>7371098
who is dis semen demon?

>>7371098
Me mum

Whisky is my special helper.

>>7371098
i'm normally alone

:(

>>7371939
You're doing your girlfriend no favors by finishing her shit for her.

>>7371889
Absolutely not, I'd post her full set but this is a blue board.

>>7372106

i am literally doing her a favour every time i do it.

>>7372147
No. What you are doing is teaching her that she can leave shit half done and it will magically finish itself.

>>7372154

i'm not teaching her anything, she's not a child, roosh.

>>7371939
Train harder on your backhand.

>>7372162
Every interaction with another person is a learning/ teaching experience. You do not need to be a child to learn something.

Don't finish your gfs stuff and see what happens. Go ahead, and enjoy your shitty, thrown together meal.

>>7372174

Fundamental lessons like that are learned early on. Another thing you shpuld learn early on is that some people are just the way they are, training them out of it is generally futile and often cruel. Not like she does it out of carelessness.

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>>7371098
I have roommates who like to come into the kitchen and chat for extended periods of time every time I cook. So I don't cook anymore.

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I'm actually the cook in the household, but it's nice to have my friends or my bf do the grunt work while Im getting the big stuff done. He's proficient at stirring and getting soices/herbs/ingredients at least.
It's nice having the extra hand when you don't want to turn away from something on the stove but you need to add something to it. Or when you're making something like pic related.
When those yummy fuckers start to gum up it's hell stirring, and two hands are better at one when you're laying them out before they harden completely.

>>7371098
I try to encourage my boyfriend to cook, but he's lazy.

Almost every weekend I cook with my best friend or my girlfriend (normally alternating between the two every week)

>>7371098
HNNNNNGGGGGG

post more cuties in kitchen

not like these degenerate sluts: >>7371243
>>7371259

>>7372184
>Fundamental lessons like that are learned early on.
Fundamental lessons are learned throughout your life. To say otherwise is ludicrous. Did you learn the best way to nail a job interview at six? Did you know how to recognize toxic people when you were a toddler?
>Another thing you shpuld learn early on is that some people are just the way they are
Actually, that is one of the hardest lessons to learn, and many people don't get that. Not that your statement has anything to do with the conversation.
>training them out of it is generally futile and often cruel.
Oh boo-fucking-hoo. encouraging people to finish what they start is FUTILE and CRUEL.
>Not like she does it out of carelessness
No, she probably has ADD/ADHD. Which means she should definitely work on healthy habits like finishing what you start.

>>7371385
ree

>>7372192
That's pretty introverted of you.

>>7372166
Seriously, anon >>7372162 should roll up a newspaper and smack her upside the head with it. That'll give her a proper learning experience.

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>>7372217
She wants you to try her cupcakes.

>>7372249
Just make sure she isn't holding a knife.

Dumb cunts, you can't trust them.

>>7372261
Yeah, wake up with a Bobbitization.

>>7371098
well i cook alone and sometimes my boyfriend helps me, but i just have an issue with others in the kitchen..
it's not him it's me i just hate when people questioning my cooking, fx. one day he comes into the kitchen while i make sauce for the chicken and potatoes we are getting for tonight. he always loves my chicken sauce we've been living together for one year at the time, so nothing new or exciting about my sauce
he then sees how i make it and starts doubting the sauce "honey is it right what you're doing?" "should you really put that much flower in it"
"isn't that too much butter?" "why do you put that in" "have you remembered the salt"

he drove me crazy i ended up yelling at him and he went into the living room until dinner time.
he of course loved the sauce and apologized for doubting my sauce making skills.
but i just work best alone!

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>>7372252
I will start by licking the glazing off between her legs

>>7372220

Teaching my girlfriend the virtue of diligence is just not something I'm interested in, I'm sorry. I'm quite sure she knows how to apply it to the areas of her life in which it is significant. I'm not a fucking tyrannical spouse in a mike Leigh black comedy.

>>7372265
I thought it was a Bobbitectomy.

>>7372281
That's a better word for it.

>>7372192
Why? What is the deal?! Hunting him not an option?

>>7372272
>Teaching my girlfriend the virtue of diligence is just not something I'm interested in
So you like being a pussy and finishing all of your gfs tasks? You should go ahead and get "welcome" tattooed on your chest, doormat.
>I'm quite sure she knows how to apply it to the areas of her life in which it is significant.
Apparently not. Especially with some idiot going around behind her and finishing her shit.
>I'm not a fucking tyrannical spouse in a mike Leigh black comedy.
Yea, because not finishing your gfs shit is being a tyrant.

>>7371472
Can this guy tell me how to make ice cubes from liquid water? I cut off my thumb last time I tried

my fiance and I cook together

he always adds too much oil though

My wife does all the baking and I do all the cooking, grilling and smoking.

>>7372272
I bet she's diligently draining your bank accounts.

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>>7372309

>>7372295

When you stop doing something you enjoy because you're worried it makes you a pussy you've already lost. I get what I want out of the relationship.

>>7372295
t. Role-playing NatSoc virgin

>>7372342
>When you stop doing something you enjoy because you're worried it makes you a pussy you've already lost.
but you don't have to worry because you already know you're a pussy.
>I get what I want out of the relationship.
Which is what? Are you practicing for your career wiping asses in a nursing home?

>>7372360

No I have a good time with someone in attracted to.

There is qt that came out last week in one of the kpbs cooking shows. Her name is Stella i thin i want her.

I want to make food with my cum as an ingredient and watch as she eats it

I want to spoon feed her my semen

>>7372260
What the fuck. Is she a ghost?

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>tfw the gf is almost useless in the kitchen
I'm no expert chef or anything, shit I'm barely above average at cooking but she is virtually useless
I guess she knows her way around a knife so I can have her chop stuff for me

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>>7371472
>leaving all that cheese in the lesser bowls

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>>7372074
Yep. Sometimes my wife is wandering around the kitchen when I'm making dinner and I get kind of annoyed. She mostly gets in the way.

>>7371098
It's very distracting having someone in the kitchen. I can't stand it.

I'm making a special Valentine's dinner for my wife tonight, and lucky for me she'll be driving her son to stay overnight at his father's place. He usually needs her to stay there at least an hour to help him settle in a bit, so I'll have about a full hour and a half to prepare my special someone an elaborate meal.

Alone is the only way to cook if you want to get everything right.

>>7372703
"accidentally" stab her haha

>>7372929
Here's your (You)

My husband helps me sometimes , but I do most of the cooking alone.

>>7372379
You mean you have a good time cleaning up after her. Because why else would you tolerate such behavior.

>>7371098
For meals, my gf is my helper.
For deserts, I'm the helper.

>>7371098
Sauce?

>tfw you will never have a special helper

>dating girl
>she says she doesn't cook
into the trash she goes

someone give me source on the chick in OP before I go fucking postal

I get extremely frustrated if anybody tries to help me with cooking, I don't even want anybody in the same room watching.

>>7373065
Who the fuck cares how he chooses to live his life? ffs theres a reason I'm on /ck/ and not /b/, nobody wants to see someonet trying to alphamale on a fucking cooking board

>>7374457
Nobody wants to see cucks posting on a cooking board either, and that guy is an obvious cuck.

>>7371098
i'd help her special desu

>>7374659
you or you guys obviously never had a working long term relationship. how do you even deal with the flaws of your partner? as you were flawless...

When I lived at home I would get home before my mother so I'd usually just cook alone.

Now that I live alone I just cook alone. Not that I'm against cooking with other people or anything, it's just I don't usually get a chance to.

>>7372266
If my girlfriend started putting flowers in my food, I'd question her too.

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>>7371098
My cat thinks she helps me constantly :3

girlfriend does most of the cooking around the house but sometimes we cook together, or me+daughter cook. she likes to be involved in putting things in the pan, throwing away peels, stiring, and basic things

>>7374659
I'm a chick. So you can't be further from the truth if you wanted.

>>7375050
No she doesn't. Your cat has no interest in helping you or any feelings towards you whatsoever other than acknowledging your existance. It's not a dog

>>7375295
fucking lesbo faggot...kill yourself

>>7375441
Try again. I'm not gay.

>>7375295
>i'm a girl btw
>give me (You)s
>my vag defines me

>>7375295
>Nobody wants to see cucks posting on a cooking board either, and that guy is an obvious cuck.
>uhh I'm a chick
what does that have to do with anything? fucking womyn

>>7375443
>says she has a girlfriend
>says she's a girl
>says she isn't gay
Fuck off, roastie troll

>>7373065
>fuck you why are you enjoying your relationship with another person and not living as prescribed by me?
>you need to live your life like I say you do, because it has clearly led me to be a happy and satisfied person, as evidenced by my posts

>>7375320
Cats are free citizens, dogs are slaves.

>>7376213
dogs are pack animals, cats are solitary predators.

not that a brain dead cuck can understand what loyalty means.

Usually alone, because I tend to micromanage in my kitchen.

>>7376223
>doesn't understand the meaning of the dichotomy
>cuck meme
fucking mouthbreather

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I never cook without my good friend jack

>>7371472
>dirtying four bowls so you can make your special 3 cheese blend
>that incessant head shaking

I had to keep watching this guy and yep, he continues shaking his head. Jesus fuck why does this bother me so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMHXAVelq7A

>>7376223
Cats are not solitary. Have you never heard of a cat colony?

>>7375494
>>7375492
>>7375484
>>7375443
>>7375441

you are being misled, i am >>7371939 and i am a dude.

i don't wanna get all enlightened on you guys but if you jump on every little example of a compromise or effort someone makes for their gf as a sign that they're being walked all over, you just sound weak-minded and paranoid as fuck.

>>7376774
cuck

>>7376792
How's that virginity going for you?

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>>7376802

>>7376810
How did you know I was black?

>>7371945
If I had to guess, I'd say Elena, or maybe Helena.

>>7371892
I would never work in shitty cramped dangerous conditions.

>>7371466
yeah i am also an asshole re: 'you're doing it wrong!'

Although I suppose it's amazing that we autismos even have grills to begin with.

>>7376282
Jack scalfani?