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i had a craving for it. i went to the store. i drank like half a gallon. i think i'm going to die. someone give me advice.
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Eat cookies O:-)
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>>7367702
but dude. like major stomach cramps.
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Balance it out with a glass of orange juice. Lemon juice is even better if you can handle it.

Just one glass, though.
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>>7367725
you messin with me?
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What the fuck? About once a week I drink that much milk over the course of 2 hours and I feel fine afterwards. You have a fucking pussy digestive system
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>>7367737
No, it's legit. The acid will balance the excessive amount of fat you've consumed.
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>>7367737
The vitamin c makes the milk curdle. Don't do it anon
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>>7367776
Thanks for ruining my trolling, you fucking whiteknight retard.
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>>7367886
jesus christ chill bro

are you legit angry over the internet?

like I could understand if he shot your parents or something but sheesh, juset chill bro
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>>7367776
So does alcohol.
>be me
>just turned 21 for Christmas
>praising the birth of Jesus in best way
>by getting fitshaced
>mix whiskey and eggnog
>because idiot
>death does not come swiftly enough
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This thread is cancer. OP there's nothing you can do except puke
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>>7367694
Honestly, op this guy is right >>7367916

If you're not nauseous, put your finger down your throat, and brace yourself for a painless, yet forceful projectile vomiting for the ages.
Also, plz post pic of the aftermath as return for this based advice
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>>7367694
Take a nap, OP. Solves everything.
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>>7367925
this, be prepared for massive shits
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>tfw family started drinking fat free milk
>literally haven't drank milk in 2 months because it tastes like trash
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>>7367934
Underage b&?
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>>7367985
nope just a poor student
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You just into yourself an extremely high blood sugar.

Just vomit, it'll be better in the long run.
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Half a gallon isn't that much unless you're a little girl. Eat some fibre to mitigate the shits you might get and avoid exercise.

btw I'm not a doctor.
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>>7367890

no actually anon you came off looking like the more agitated guy here

roll with the bantz please, newfriend
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In nature, only babies and infant animals drink milk. Humans are also not supposed to be drinking milk after 2-years old. Are you a 2 year old child, OP?
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>>7368278

What are humans "supposed" to eat "in nature"?
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>>7368278
And where in nature is it normal to post on 4chan acting all mature and sophisticated about the food people eat?
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>>7367899
Bourbon and Eggnog is a common holiday drink. Maybe you're just a giant pussy?
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>>7367694
On average people will start puking if they drink 2 or more liters of milk in one sitting.

You're just under that mark, so you'll probably be fine, depends on a few factors.

You're certainly not going to die, though.
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>>7368278
the dominant lion in a pride will eat the udders of large prey because that's where the milk is.

prove me wrong.
pro tip: you probably can because i made it up.
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>>7367694
Happy birthday OP, you're now over 25yo.
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eat a banana
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>>7368278
This is kinda true but allot of people already have the right enzyms to digest milksugars
We are slightly evolving to digest milk to keep it in our diets
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>>7368382
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Hahahahaha

>mfw I drink a gallon of WHOLE milk a day

feels good having top 5% milk-digestion enzymes
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>>7369865
You have the stomach of a child. Congratulations.
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>>7367694
No, you're just gonna have strong bones.
Keep it up.
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>>7368278
Nature also lets a good deal of infants die before they turn 1.
Fuck nature. We're better than it.
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>>7369880
Thanks.
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insert a cork into your pooty hole plz
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>>7368078
>try to take advantage of a person's lack of knowledge about something obscure, the results of which would make them actually sick
>when someone calls out your bullshit you say "no u" and call it "bantz"

I expected nothing and you gave me even less.
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>>7371587
You are on the wrong website, drippy lips.
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