>tell mom 3 times not to break my spaghetti in half before

maybe stick to tendies if ur mom isn't full awesome spaghetti mode

dude you're so entitled and probably underage, i'm super mad, i make my own money and am grateful for what i get etc.

>>7367163
Is your mom a girl? Usually females have trouble following directions, they think being told what to do is the patriarchy at work. It's why they think they know better than recipes, since they're directions.

>>7367185
This guy knows what a up.

When I look up recipes online I like to scroll down and read the comments from strong independent women who ALWAYS say things like:
>I love this bolognese recipe but instead of tomato paste I used soy sauce...
..which basically translates as:
>fuck you. you can't tell me what to do!

>>7367185
This is why my woman has black eyes, to improve her hearing.

>>7367163
it fits in the pan better that way and cooks more evenly. I've yet to hear an argument against it that wasn't hurr that's wrong

>>7367225
And it's easier to eat with your fork

>>7367227
Except it fucking isn't easier. Small ass spaghetti falling off the fork all over the plate, with full length you get a full twirled bite. It wraps up nice and tight, no mess.

>>7367227
And you can fit more in your pockets and it won't fall out.