I just got a Jet's Pizza. Asked for feta cheese as a topping and they replaced ALL the fucking mozzarella with feta.
>and they replaced ALL the fucking mozzarella with feta.
That's fucking hilarious desu. I worked at Jet's and if someone asked for feta at my store we just used maybe a quarter less mozz and then sprinkled feta on it
It's pretty rare that people order it so they probably didn't know what to do, still fucking funny/idiotic though
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR THAT PUN SOMEDAY AND I WILL BE THERE ADMINSTERING THE PUNISHMENT WHICH WILL LIKELY INVOLVE SOME SORT OF SODOMY PERHAPS BY A LARGE WASP AND I MEAN LARGE LIKE LARGE ENOUGH FOR ANAL FISSURES NOT ONLY THAT BUT IT'S A FUCKING WASP SO WHILE ITS GIGANTIC PHALLIC STINGER IS EIGHTEEN INCHES INSIDE YOUR RECTUM NOT SO MUCH STIMULATING YOUR PROSTATE AS CAUSING IT TO BECOME DEFUNCT IT CAN ALSO FLY YOU AROUND YOUR HOME TOWN SO EVERYONE YOU KNOW CAN SEE YOU BEING ANALLY RAPED BY A GIANT WASP AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO EXPLAIN TO THEM IT WAS BECAUSE YOU MADE A REALLY BAD PUN.
Here's my guide to ordering Jet's:
8 corner pizza
Look online for specials because there's almost always one.
Ask for it Well Done (this is actually an option if you're ordering at a website)
If you're getting pepperoni, get the bold pepperoni which is sorta hidden in the choices.
Anyways, how was the thin crust I've never actually had it.
OH WOW WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AND ONLY ADD GEORGE TAKEI AND YOUR ACTUAL FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AS FRIENDS AND THEN JUST CONTANTLY SHARE AND RESHARE ALL OF GEORGE TAKEI'S SHITTY LINKS YOU PIECE OF SHIT IF THERE IS A GOD HE WILL ERECT A SHRINE TO HUMAN MISERY ON YOUR DESECRATED CORPSE AND USE YOUR VERY ESSENCE AS ITS FUEL IT WILL BE THIS DARKEST OF SHRINES THAT FORMS THE EDIFICE FROM WHICH THE GIGANTIC PUNISHMENT WASPS ARE SPAWNED AS WELL AS MILLIONS OF MALNOURISHED ROSIE O'DONNELLS ARMED WITH SPEAR GUNS AND DEEP FRYERS WHO WILL EAT EVERY PART OF YOU INCLUDING THE PENIS BECAUSE HER FAT ASSERY OUTWEIGHS HER SEXUALITY IN FACT SHE WILL START FROM YOUR PENIS JUST TO ADD TO THE PUNISHMENT AND ONLY AFTER THE WASPS HAVE SODOMISED YOU TO COMPLETION WILL SHE EAT THE REST OF YOU;
This, also to add to your suggestions, parm all over the pizza makes just about any pizza better
If you really wanna be a fatass, order the cinnisticks, those things are godly....just a square pizza dough drenched in butter with cinnamon sugar and frosting
>Anyways, how was the thin crust I've never actually had it
Not that guy, but I think it's ok...it's not an all the time kinda thing, it comes in frozen and is basically a just a cracker crust, I don't think it's any cheaper unless I'm remembering wrong so idk if it's entirely worth it but it's good if you want something lighter/are in the mood for some crunchy shit
You are correct. Sometimes I get feta as a topping from my local pizza dump. They use the usual mozzarella and sprinkle some feta on top. Feta is a good topping if used sparsely but its so fucking salty I couldn't eat a pizza covered in it. Condolences op, your pizza sounds inedible and if I were you I'd have returned it as soon as I found out.
Tried eating the pizza again today and all the feta turned into dry powder that can't be fixed with the microwave.
Fuck Jet's, I never really liked it in the first place but thought I'd try it again and look what they do to me
Don't be mad because you got the wrong type of pizza, you dumb shit.
Worked at jets one summer a couple years ago. Took a pizza off the oven line and accidentally dropped it on the floor. Still boxed it up for the customer because no one saw.
What else do they expect when they paid me minimum wage and only one free slice of pizza during break?
I've never even heard of this place, and just found out there is one about 5 minutes drive from me.
After looking at your picture though OP, I don't think I will ever be hungry enough to go there. That looks worse than frozen pizza.
Pizza Chef here
That pizza has clearly been opened with a rolling pin or machine. If you open by hand and don't touch the edges, the crust will rise beautifuly and be crisp, Italian style.