If you could eat one food in whatever quantity your heart desires and absolutely free, with no health consequences what would it be?
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Coconut shrimp with pina colada sauce.
Oh sweet lawrd have mercy on me. It both dessert and a savory dish - I win, motherfuckers.
Assuming I still get the positive effects, than alcohol obviously.
Apart from that, I dunno. fried chicken maybe. It's my guilty pleasure even though I only eat it a few times a year nowadays. I'd eat it a hell of a lot more if it didn't add calories.
Or I could look at this economically and choose something like bread or rice. Nah I'll go with the KFC. Actually no the booze.
I hate to be a black stereotype, but it'd be awesome if I could eat all the fried chicken I want without health consequences. Whether it's KFC or karaage, fried chicken is GOAT.
I actually ate some KFC for the first time in years the other day. Probably been at least a decade since I'd been there.
I have to admit: that was some fucking great fried chicken. No complaints from me.
The crust of Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza.
Jack in the Box's bacon cheddar potato wedges.
That or some quality, jumbo fried shrimp. Forever.
>tfw massive sweet tooth and very low tdee because womanlet
>haven't had sweets in forever
>crave these every hour of every day
>resist because I don't want to get fat
>That or some quality, jumbo fried shrimp. Forever.
Stick with the potato wedges. Trust me. I got in a shrimp eating contest once. I fucking love shrimp. But after a while the taste really starts to get to you.
It's hard, but so is life. Oatmeal (added fruit but no sugar, stovetop) or a fruit smoothie (fruit and a splash of milk) are good replacements for sugarjunk. Sometimes I have oatmeal for dinner to satisfy myself. It's sort of like a donut, right? It's grain and kind of sweet. But about 200 calories a bowl and more filling than a donut.
Sometimes I get jealous that fatties get to pig out all the time. Then I realize I'd rather be thin and cute and it's worth the diet.
sausage is a pretty easy sell for me too. and it encompasses so much.
the one food thing isn't accurate enough for it to matter though. really needs more info. I'd probably go with salt or nitrates if the definition was super strict.
two things that would have far reaching consiquences for my eating habits.
Love your discipline. Luckily, I have much more freedom in eating than you, since I am a shredded as fuck dude. Donuts taste so much better when you're skinny. As you know, fatties are so unhappy inside, it's not even worth being jealous of that one small (for them it's huge) aspect of their life. I think they are more addicted to junk food than actually enjoy it.
I had several favorite foods. Then I learned cooking. Then I'd prepare a week's worth of supply of the next fav food and I'd be sick of it by the end of the week. Now I have no favorite foods.
Variety is God.
best shit out
I already knew I was going to get called out for that. Then I remembered this shit is anonymous so I literally have no reason not to pursue this gem of a girl.
baby come live with me
a week ago I created a thread on /pol/ asking what's the easiest way of becoming a citizen of the states. Got no good responses though. I've been in MO and CA so far, so I am experienced in some of your culture. I'd apply for this contract in a second.
Roasted unsalted mixed nuts
Also unlimited sharp cheddar wouldn't be bad
Apparently if you just stroll across they border they let you right in. Why would you go to /pol/ for that? From jewgle:
"In general, immigrants are eligible to apply for naturalization if they’ve been a permanent resident for five years, are married to a U.S. citizen and have been a permanent resident for three years, or have served in the military."
So I guess if you join our military you're golden. Or get married. I've had foreigners offer me money to marry them so they can get citizenship, so I guess that's a valid way.
It's against the law to stay in the country after your VISA expires (punished by either deportation or jail). Typically the maximum VISA is 6 month for Estonians.
The marrying aspect was a good one, until I found out how common marriage frauds are and how severely punishable they are. It's apparently an ongoing process of having to prove that you, in fact, married for the 'right' reasons.
Foreigners cannot just simply join a military service of the states. I've already completed a mandatory military process in my own country, so I might be suspected as a spy.
I don't understand it, man. I guess the only other way I know is to get hired somewhere that will transfer you to the US.
Feels bad that we take in so many mexicans and shitskins but a eurobro has a hard time.
Y'all niggers don't think broadly enough.
I pick pig.
Now I can eat any part of the animal, prepared any way I like it, forever.
It pains me how hard it is to find a restaurant you can trust with this stuff, so unlimited supplies would be very much welcome.
I legit have access to pretty much unlimited amounts of free Parmigiano-Regiano and Pecorino-Romano and use at least one of those on a nearly daily basis. Unfortunately my access to this amazing supply will be ending in September so I'm certainly getting my fill as those cheeses go for something like $20+ per 100g where I live. I have access to other pretty good cheeses too although those are limited, for over a year I ate a lot of tillamook extra sharp cheddar.
It's good stuff but after a while you kinda get tired of eating the same thing. I won't be complaining next year after I've gone for months without it haha.
As for which item I would like to eat unlimited amounts of without consequences, it has to be chips. And if I had to be more specific it would be Ms Vickie's Jalapeno chips.
alcohol. if beverages were ruled ineligible, I'd pick bacon. Being able to add it to anything with impunity would make nearly every other food better. I'd make veggie dishes including it. I'd add it to all the leaner meats at dinnertime. I'd make stir-frys that use it. I'd find ways to force it into alcoholic drinks just because. I'd include it in deserts.