So in the spirit of creating some original content I've

allspice or nutmeg

>>7365727
lets start with good 'ol flour

bay leaf

A dozen eggs

chicken tenderloins

some semen

zuchini

>>7365733
>>7365736
>>7365742
>>7365761
Off to a good start. We need some meat though.
Also should mention what I have to work with.
>gas stove and oven
>skillet, wok and various pots and pans
>rice cooker
>deep fryer

>>7365727
Chinese eggplant, carrots, onions, garlic, bok choy and pink peppercorns.

Brown rice and pork chops

Caramel sauce

>>7365733
>>7365736
>>7365742
>>7365761
>>7365764

ITT: OP makes homemade seasoned tendies

bump (not an ingredient)

dulce de leche

Velveeta

hold out hope, op, more people should reply in the coming 24 hours, people with actual input

vanilla ice cream

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Nudeln mit scheiße

>>7365727
Just get everything listed in this thread and put it all in a blender to make a smoothie.

crushed potato chips
hard mode: replace an ingredient someone else posted with a specific flavor of chips

OP here
About to get off work and head to the store. I'll do my best to get everything but I might have some trouble getting some of the ingredients.
The Chinese eggplant is coming to mind.

WE NEED UPDATES, OP.

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Alrighty boys here's the haul.
Got everything except the pink peppercorns.
What do?

>>7367031
>Fry up all the meat
>sautee the onions garlic.
>throw all other veggies in pan with oil
>throw in ice cream and velveeta
>simmer for a while
>throw everything on top of a bed of rice
>season to taste

>>7365761
RUINED

>>7367031
bust out your grill and grill the meats and eggplant. Youre on your own after that

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>>7367043
No anon no please don't. Please fucking don't. Don't do it anon please. Please anon don't.

>anon
>anon please
>please don't

>>7367053
You know sage doesn't do anything right? It just doesn't bump the thread.

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Got our rice a cookin

>>7367083
How much rice and how much water did you put in there??

>>7367083
Have you decided on a recipe yet OP?

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Chop up our veggies

>>7367089
One cup

>>7367099
Thinking about making some tendies and also some sort of stir fry with the pork chop and veggies

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Not sure what to do with the bok choy tho...

>>7367140
dice and throw it in the stir fry

>>7367152
>>7367140
Don't dice it. Just separate the leaves and lightly steam it. Then just throw it with the stir fry.

Got our tendies ready to go. Shall I add some nutmeg?

>>7367152
Good idea

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>>7367180
shit forgot pic

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Tendies are a go!
Now lets get to the pork chops...

>>7367197
make a breading nigger

nutmeg, flour, pepper, some various seasonings

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Add that shit to our stir fry

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Tendies are done

>>7367254
Used flour, eggs and nutmeg

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Add a bay leaf because why the fuck not

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And WA LA! there we have it! The first /ck/ inspired dish.

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Even found a use for the velveeta

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>>7367291
>haribo man not adopting trip so i can look at his snack pack everytime

Good thread I like it OP

>>7367291
Well done, nice OC.
How does it all taste?

Velveeta and Haagen Dasz milkshake to finish her off, OP. Whaddya say?

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And now for desert!

>>7367348
It was actually bretty good. Never had Chinese eggplant before.

Nice thread

I was expecting a lot worse. It looked pretty okay, and glad you liked the eggplant. See you next week OP

>>7367031
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

You cook real nice. I'm impressed. You got any pics of your other dishes?