Rate my breakfast cocks

>>7364986
add a few teaspoons of liver spread onto the toast pls

Beans and toast? What are you, a dirty Brit?
2/10

britfag/10

Ain't those eggs a bit burnt?

>>7365055
It's how I like them

Looks breddy gud.

I'd have a dollop of brown sauce on the side.

>>7364986
>eggs cooked to perfection
>some sort of weird looking piece of meat
8/10

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damn I wish I had that right now, yarrr

>>7365055
Not burnt, peppered.
>>7365075
What is brown sauce?
>>7365131
My guess is ham

>>7365158

Brown sauce is a vinegary, fruity sauce. It like ketchup except more tart and awesome. I read someonewhere that it's similar to what the yanks call steak sauce

>>7364986
>Egg on top of beans
>Never going to be in control of the yolk and sauce mixing
A 7 is the best I can do.

>>7365131

It's grilled bacon, I like it grilled

>>7365166
Steak sauce is more salty and acidic, brown sauce is like ketchup without tomatoes and a bit more brown sugar. I like it best with breakfast sausage

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>>7364986
>beans but no sausage
there is an order in which you build list of breakfast ingredients lad. eggs, bacon and toast are step 1 and essential. the next thing you add is sausage. then and only then do you progress to step 3 and see if you have any beans. a fried tomato can be added to your ingredients list at this point too, even if no beans are present. at step 4 you look to add mushrooms, hash browns and black pudding.
you fucking savage.

>>7364986
Looks tasty.
I had loads of grapes, toast, and smoked fish.

>>7365200

South American?

Coffee? Tea? Juice? What you drinking? Alsoo, no fresh fruit?
5/10

>>7365205

Freshly made filter coffe, served black in a pre heated cup. No juice, a bowl of yoghurt, oats, and blueberries and bit of honey with a touch of orange juice for afterwards.

>>7365204
Northern English

>>7365158
>doesn't know how to use google
>doesn't know what bacon is

wew lad

>>7365181

Tell me more sacred breakfast whisperer

>>7365903
you know i'm right. on reflection i am open to the argument that eggs and toast are step 1, bacon is step 2, sausage step 3, beans and/or tomato step 4, then hash browns, mushrooms and black pudding step 5. but thou shalt never miss a step out. a breakfast of stage 1 and 5 ingredients only for example is an outrage and an abomination.

>>7364986
What is it with brits and fucking beans.

Also is it true brits don't believe in dentistry

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>british "food"

>>7368339

awkward that our teeth are better than yours though and we don't get overcharged for said dental care.

Enjoy your cavities and diabeetus amerifat.

>>7364986
Looks really fucking good right now. I would swap for white bread or sourdough though. I'm just a shit that way.

>>7368358
Looks Mediterranean to me.

>bacon not crispy
>no sausage
>no mushroom
>EGGS ON BEANS!?

You're a disgrace, sir.

>>7364986
I rate it at breakfast/10.

It looks appetizing, but stuffy. Needs some fresh components too.

>>7365158
I think other anon was referring to the dark as shit edges, not the restarant grind pepper

The sauce I believe you're thinking of is that HP stuff that comes in a bottle like A1, of at least HP is the most popular version of said brown sauce

I also think ham but upon closer inspection the darker bit underneath looks more like bacon. I can't fuckin tell

Also the beans with breakfast thing I to will never understand. Saw that for the first time on a cruise and for the life of me couldn't figure out why the fuck they had beans out with all this damn breakfast food.

holy fuck, use a comma

>>7368339
they are different to the beans you guys have

less sweet

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>>7368402
>crispy bacon

>>7365131
>>7365158
>doesn't know what bacon looks like
Used to your charcoal strips, eh?

>>7364986
why do you take a better picture next time fuck face

I wouldn't mind a little english breakfast with some tea. 8/10