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2016-02-11 03:11:56 Post No. 7364062
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>Normal italian food: delicious pizza with ranch and boneless buffalo wings, just the way god (who doesn't exist tips fedora) intended. Best washed down with a six pack of hopped up DIPA just the way god (who doesn't exist) intended
>"Authentic" italian food: colorless bland garbage in a cold slimy sauce that smells like a yeast infection. Meanwhile some pretentious fuck is pouring a glass of ''''gavi di gavi'''' (whatever the fuck that is) while sneering at you and says if you don't pretend you can taste the honeydew melon and tomboy notes of mountain heather and cat piss, you're going to get thrown out of the restaurant and forced to pay a 20% tip
Why does anyone even pretend to like pretentious, disgusting, overpriced, underwhelming "authentic" memefood?