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Meat Minimalist (ID: !!QlEfxPKY65n)
2016-02-11 03:11:56 Post No. 7364062
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>Normal italian food: delicious pizza with ranch and boneless buffalo wings, just the way god (who doesn't exist tips fedora) intended. Best washed down with a six pack of hopped up DIPA just the way god (who doesn't exist) intended
>"Authentic" italian food: colorless bland garbage in a cold slimy sauce that smells like a yeast infection. Meanwhile some pretentious fuck is pouring a glass of ''''gavi di gavi'''' (whatever the fuck that is) while sneering at you and says if you don't pretend you can taste the honeydew melon and tomboy notes of mountain heather and cat piss, you're going to get thrown out of the restaurant and forced to pay a 20% tip
Why does anyone even pretend to like pretentious, disgusting, overpriced, underwhelming "authentic" memefood?
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Why did you make this thread?
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>>7364062
Pesto pasta is delicious
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>>7364062
Having a rough day OP?
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>>7364062
No DIPA in six pack is worth drinking.
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>>7364062
vitello tonnato is great, gtfo this board you fucking pleb.
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the best italian food is approximately 80% authentic and 20% american or western.
the best italian dish is either chicken/veal parmigiana or meat tortellini in a cream sauce with some heat. cajun spice is especially good. broil and brown the cheese on top and you have the finest italian food ever.
lasgna is overrated
italian pizza sucks
italian red sauce (gravy) is great
italian spaghetti sucks
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>>7364429
I like Veal scallopini but it's always the most expensive fucking thing at restaurants.
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>>7364062
here's your reply
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>>7364429
>italian spaghetti sucks
/ck/, plz learn terms
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Yea I saw it on rachael ray fagmaster
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/peas-and-prosciutto-recipe.html
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>>7364062
>OP
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this board has turned to shit
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>>7364820
>it used to be good
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>>7364844
fuck off newfag
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>>7364062
Nice tripcode, faggot.
Nobody cares who or what you are.
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>>7364877
I remember when posting alcohol threads was banable
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