Holy shit this stuff is amazing I never see it in stores, why

>>7363573
I saw this in my supermarket and thought "ey, meme" which is probably why it isn't more popular. Mainly kids buy random shit like this for the novelty.

Any what type of biscuit does it taste like?

I live in the middle of nowhere and I can get that stuff at Walmart and the local grocery chain. Funny story, my brother calls that stuff "Biscotti" no matter how many times I explain "those are Fs, not Ts, and there's no I at the end!" I too love that stuff. It's almost as good as peanut butter. One time I fell in love with girl who has a terrible nut allergy and I used to lie away at night imagining spending the rest of our lives together and how I'd have to give up peanut butter so she wouldn't go into anaphylactic shock every time we gave each other passionate kisses. But good news everyone she doesn't even know I exist so I don't have to give up peanut butter!

>>7363614

Have you ever flown Delta? It's the cookie they give out in flight. It's really quite good.

>>7363573
>liquified spreadable carbs
>to put on your carbs

MURICA

>>7363614
>I saw this in my supermarket and thought "ey, meme"

Are people really this autistic? If I saw it I'd wonder if it's any good, and maybe get it just to try.

>>7363661
1, it's "European"! 2, most of the calories come from fat.

The crunchy variant is awesome

>>7363614
>Mainly kids buy random shit like this for the novelty.
Fucking kids and their "willingness to try new thing", "openness to new experiences", and goddamn "non judgmental attitude towards unfamiliar ideas."

>>7363614

>lmao look at that shit I bet it sucks because it has recently become popular
>what is it? what does it taste like?

>>7363615
>terrible nut allergy
>I used to lie away at night

I too would lie away from such a de-evolved freak, anon.

>>7363615

Thank you for the input.

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Yikes

>>7363672
no, they don't.

see >>7363740

>>7363813
Look again.

>>7363661
It's Dutch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speculaas

maybe irrelevant but did you know that nutella is wildly different between europe and america? the original hazelnut spread was a real hazelnut butter. thick and delicius. and the american stuff is just sugar paste. if you didnt know this already, find a specialty or mom/pop eastern european market and buy nutella from them. so delicious. the funniest part is america has this whole nutella is like crack cocaine culture when the shit they are eating is a joke. american here though, so this isnt some yuropoor american resentment, i just find it amazing that people are this enthused with this mockery nutella is playing

>>7363719
>>7363691
>>7363670
Children! You let food manufacturers manipulate your emotions, attracting you to this new product or that new flavour.

I am cringing at your wasted money and life

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>>7363854
thanks poindexter

>>7363854
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/nutella-imported-vs-domestic-is-there-a-difference/2014/05/30/3fe79e68-e5bb-11e3-8f90-73e071f3d637_story.html

TLDR: Same amount of hazelnut, same amount of sugar, that only difference is the type of fat.

>>7363843
does it HAVE to be eaten through a speculum?

>>7363866
see, that you would link an article just tells me that you are one of the people im speaking of. please try the hazelnut butter nuttella as the difference is night and day

>putting cookie spread on bread

You wouldn't put a cookie on bread, why would you put liquid cookies on bread? Sheeit.

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>>7363854
>>7363874
Fuck, son, just buy some nocciolata if you're that convinced.

>>7363873
Yes. Otherwise you will get added to the FBI watch list.

>>7363878
Because speculaas is really just butter and sugar.

>>7363878
>>7363661
Why do you have to put it bread?

you ankbaskets

>>7363874
Look, there is a difference, the type (not the amount) of fat. Different fats taste and feel different. I can totally believe the European product is superior. But if you think the difference is more hazelnut or less sugar you're kidding yourself.

>>7363888
***WANKbaskets, kindly excuse me

>>7363878
You wouldn't put a peanut on bread, why would you put liquid peanuts on bread? Sheeit.

>>7363874
I live in a country where you have "original" nutella. There really is not a huge difference except that the consistency is slightly different.

But this also changes to regional tastes. Peanut butter is different from whichever country you buy it.

>>7363866
This article is such a shill. its obviously trying to debunk something that isnt true to keep selling the sugar slop to the meme swine that buys it. "my sugar paste was proven on washington post to be only marginally different from the real stuff. so ill keep buying it"

the glass jar alone should be reason to buy european nutella

>>7363889
>I may be inferior but your version is dumb and gay

>>7363826
overall carb volume is more

>>7363900
The jars make great old fashioned glasses, yes. You should never eat nutella.

Even "authentic 100% real nutella" is a chocolate substitute that is almost completely palm oil and sugar.

Tried it a while ago.

Its pretty much pure icing. It tastes like Vanilla wafers.

Its pretty much Nutella tier nutrition wise. Not worth it.

>>7363909
>>7363672 most of the calories come from fat.
Calories, not "volume" (I'm going to assume you mean mass). 100 out of 180.

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>>7363874
>that you would prove me factually incorrect just shows how deluded you are

>>7363909
carbs = 4 kcal/gram
fat = 9 kcal/gram

How have you not died yet from not knowing this?

>>7363926
>source webpages with 80% of real estate devoted to ads
>be factually resolute about anything

choose one and move on

>implying fat is bad

Plebs these days.

I had bought 3 jars of cookie butter from HEB about a year ago. It is delicious. It was "Speculoos Cookie Butter". Tasted AMAZING just eating it with a spoon. Highly recommend it to those with a big sweet tooth.

>>7363952
You need to lose weight man. I care about you and want to see you live a healthy and happy life.

>>7363950
Who said (or implied) fat was bad?

>>7363950
>ingredients
>Palm oil 72%, sugar 58%, biscuit 06%
NAH IT IS JUST FUCKING DANDY

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>>7363573
I've never heard of it but I got pic related over christmas and it may be incorporated into my regular breakfast as I like it so much

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>>7363935
Here. 56g sugar per hundred grams. Same as American.

>>7363969
it is nothing but chocolate sprinkles, you've been conned

>>7363969
>Chocolate sprinkle and butter sandwich

What the fuck is wrong with /ck/? Holy shit

>>7363978
So? A cheese omelette is just a chicken's period mixed with a cow's breast milk but it's still delicious

>>7363992
you are eating

a chocolate sprinkle

sandwich

for breakfast

>>7363959
I am 6,1 and weigh 195. I am not overweight, and I exercise, but I do have a dangerous sweet tooth. Thanks for the concern though brotendo.

>>7363992
What are you even doing on /ck/?

I buttery sprinkle sandwich is /r9k/ tier.

>>7364013
195 is pretty overweight.

I thought dutchfags used chocolate shavings and not sprinkles.

>>7364021
Just like how the Chinese use ceramic instead of glass.

>>7363969
that's a dutch thing right? my girlfriend always eats it at her grandmothers place

>>7364033
Why are the Dutch such fat shits?

You dont see the rest of us up filling up on candy our whole lives

>>7364041
It's a cultural thing. It's like Brits with fried everything, French with cigarettes, and Germans with beer.

>>7364020
be more of an obvious manlet

>>7364020
This may come off as a surprise to you, but I'm not overweight at all Dr. Dunce.

>>7363740
where is the fucking total amount of servings

>>7363861
you sound more stupid now than if you hadn't replied at all

>>7363878
You wouldn't put a tomato on fries, why would you put liquified tomato on fries? Sheeit.

>>7364235
suggested serving is 30g. so it would be jar weight/30 (DUH). OP pic would be 13 1/3 servings

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>>7364013
>6´1
>195lbs
>not overweight
sorry pal

>>7364286

BMI ratings completely disregard muscles. The dude is probably overweight but you aren't really proving anything with your charts and graphs.

>>7363874
i've made my own nutella using a conche and it was godlike.

>>7363573
Biscoff is the only redeeming part of Delta flights.

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>>7363573
You mean this? That's probably a shitty copy from another country. You want the real european spread? Try this

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>>7364327
>BMI ratings completely disregard muscles. The dude is probably overweight but you aren't really proving anything with your charts and graphs.


This. See pic. Guy is 6'1 195lbs

>>7364998
It's the sam thing. Both are Lotus.

>>7364041

Dutchfag here, we have terrible local cuisine such as this. Though it's not that different from peanut butter on bread. Luckily everyone cycles all goddamn day so here in Amsterdam fatties are mostly tourists.