>This man approaches you and then slaps you in the face with

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2016-02-10 01:53:39 Post No. 7360906
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 01:53:39 Post No. 7360906 [Report]

>This man approaches you and then slaps you in the face with his pear, saying that you're cooking sucks

Wat do?

Anonymous 2016-02-10 01:55:38 Post No.7360914
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 01:55:38 Post No.7360914 [Report]

jump on my chopping board, take a big bite out of a pepper and challenge him to a monkfish roe dessert showdown

Anonymous 2016-02-10 01:56:58 Post No.7360919
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 01:56:58 Post No.7360919 [Report]

>>7360906
I'd slap his girlfriend on the ass in the club

Anonymous 2016-02-10 01:57:37 Post No.7360923
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 01:57:37 Post No.7360923 [Report]

>>7360906
>you're cooking

Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:05:25 Post No.7361313
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:05:25 Post No.7361313 [Report]

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>apologize profusely
>do whatever I can to bring him his smile back

Sakai-sama best Iron Chef

Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:13:48 Post No.7361337
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:13:48 Post No.7361337 [Report]

Bow politely and then walk away.

Antarctica 2016-02-10 04:17:33 Post No.7361348
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Antarctica 2016-02-10 04:17:33 Post No.7361348 [Report]

>>7360906
I grab a goddamn saute' pan and get ready to throw right the fuck down.

Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:27:31 Post No.7361370
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:27:31 Post No.7361370 [Report]

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I laugh in his face because I don't take nothing from french a shit

Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:30:30 Post No.7361375
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:30:30 Post No.7361375 [Report]

>>7360906
Well he's probably right.

Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:45:17 Post No.7361412
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 04:45:17 Post No.7361412 [Report]

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FUKUI-SAN, THE OP IS PROJECTING HIS SEXUAL FANTASIES IN THIS THREAD!

Anonymous 2016-02-10 08:37:01 Post No.7361844
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 08:37:01 Post No.7361844 [Report]

>>7360906

*unsheathes knife*
"noting personnel, dish washer"

Anonymous 2016-02-10 08:41:08 Post No.7361852
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Anonymous 2016-02-10 08:41:08 Post No.7361852 [Report]

>>7360906
Isn't he dead now?or something