That's right, I got so many requests for 4chan recipes, I finally went and found and dusted off my computer and we're gonna use it to make a beautiful /ck/ thread.
So here we go, so what we're gonna use here is what we call a Gordan Ramsey thread.
ON THE HEAT, SEASON NICELY. RUSTIC, ELEGANT.
OIL IN, TILT THE PAN AND BASTE IT. OFFFF THE HEAT!! YA DONKEY! And then, JUST GENTLY, BIT OF GARNISH. TOSS, DONE.
AND THERE YOU HAVE THE PERFECT SOUFFLE, LOVELY, CREAMY.
JUST A BIT OF OLIVE OIL, TOUCH. YES? AND NOW, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW. HOL UP, BEAUTIFUL.
PINCH, IDIOT SANDWICH - PACKED WITH FLAVOUR. PAN, NICE AND HOT. JOHN FILIPE? KNOB OF BUTTER, GIVE IT A SHAKE, THAT RELEASES IT ON THE SIDE
So what I want you to do is take your keyboard, and start shitposting, and just keep trolling until every single one of those posters is hurt in the butt. Okay?
Next we will season this up with some freshshshly ground black pepper...