>summer picnic time >girlfriends idiot dad just got ceramic knives >he won't shutup about teh awhsum knives! >they cut anything! >he bought whole chickens cuz cheaper >he wants everyone to see him use magic ceramic knives as he breaks chickens down to grill sizes >ceramic knife gets stuck in still partially frozen chicken >he smashes the palm of his hand onto the spine of the knife to push knife to break chicken bone >ceramic knife fukkin EXPLODES into his hand >blood everywhere >I get drafted to drive him to the ER >he got 19 stitches in his hand and a "Y" shaped scar
Ceramic knives? Not even once I have Victorinox
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