There are people on this board right now who cook their steaks well-done.
Anyone who cooks steak past medium rare should be shot
Actually, given how much cattle contribute to global warming, I'm paying for that steak as well. And I'll be fucked if I'm going to pay for a piece of meat some shithead that would be better suited with a McDonald's burger but wants to feel manly has burned to death.
>Actually, given how much cattle contribute to global warming, I'm paying for that steak as well.
Somebody has to eat the shitty cuts of steak in the back of the fridge, I guess it's going to be the assholes who order well done steak. Fuck 'em if they don't value good meat. At least it won't go to waste.
I like my burgers nice and juicy (but still medium well to well done), but sometimes I get a hankering for a big pile of dry ground beef.
Sometimes, you can't beat a good old fashioned cookout style burger. Charred and dry, with lots of ketchup, mustard, and the usual lettuce, tomato, pickles, and onions. Iceberg lettuce only, either shredded, in a salad with carrots and red cabbage, or torn straight from the head. Throw a Kraft Single on there as per your wish.