so succulent. so much marbling.
like the most prime and expensive beef, but with a hint of swamp.
They're pretty cute though
I really would like to try a Puffin.
Not gonna lie, I totally would if it was all on the up and up. Like, someone had to get an arm amputated for some reason. The flesh is still good, but it had to go. If the person came up to me and was like "hey I'm gonna bbq my arm when it gets cut off, you want to try it?" I'd be all about that
Naw, they wouldn't die. They'd just wish they were dead.
Well, they've surgically added a port into this cow's digestive tract, that lets people stick their hands in and feel around. It's for science/education. Honest.
I'm not even making this up. That's seriously what's going on here.
frenchfag here and working in agriculture.
that's a worldwide thing, a real one.
It's called a canulated cow and that's how you make vegans and traumatized children
Whale meat again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I'll want whale meat again some sunny day
Stick with red meat. Be a man.
The siberian tundra actually. Mammoths have been found with meat still well preserved after 10k years. Scientists being scientists they immediately cooked it and ate it to see what would happen
I'd like to try eating a seal but I'd need to trim the fat off first.
There's a cougar problem in our town the past few weeks, a handful of pet cats and dogs getting killed by em.
I'd love to cook up a cougar. I keep making jokes to my friends about how we gotta stake-out somewhere at night, kill it, and drag it home and start filleting it. Cougar tacos, cougar stew, cougar flanks.... I'm sure it'd be great. Plus, it's a large carnivorous cat. How cool is that to eat
South Florida here, can confirm alligator is top-notch.
Touristy places will usually go 70/30 gator to beef to cut some of the dryness, but you can get alligator tail in some restaurants or by performing the ancient Seminole ritual called "I've got a shotgun and some plastic tarps in my pickup wanna sneak into the everglades"
Swear to God I will eat a panda some day. Those fat fuckers sit around all day chowing down on bamboo getting lazier, weaker, fatter and juicier. I bet one of those obese ursine walking steaks is the most heavenly dish you've ever set into your slutty little mouth, anon. And think how much meat comes off that bodacious behemoth, you could eat panda for a week and have 100 kilos left in the fridge. you have to measure it in kilos because that shit is more valuable than cocaine. Just picture this, it's the most tender, juicy and delicious meat in the world. Pandas do not eat meat, nor bitter weeds, so their meat must be extremely uniform and flavorful. moreover, it would be outrageously tender. you could smoke it, and serve it on shishkabob with pineapple. you could barbeque it and serve it with sweet baby ray's. I swear it's a meat that must go with some sort of sweet sauce. it's begging for it. holy shit I want to eat a panda so bad. I bet I could pay off some corrupt chinese chengdu official and go to town. bring my mini weber and a pocket knife. I bet you don't even have to kill it first. just start filleting that lazy fucker. what's it going to do? roll over at you? assfuck. i bet those shifty chinks only have those panda preserves because the glorious communist council demands daily servings of the freshest panda. they probably have millions of pandas but they do those breeding programs because after 50 years of gluttony on the finest panda veal can suffice. I WANT THE FUCKING PANDA VEAL. FUCK.
Not trying to be edgy or anything, just very curious of the taste. A very thin slice of a recently deceased person would probably be safe to eat and while moraly questionable not exactly evil or anything...
If you're going to eat a human, Western Europeans are bland and overpriced, Americans are full of HFCS. Third worlders are cheaper