Given the chance, which animal would you eat?

Grumpy Cat.

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pgymy hippo.

so succulent. so much marbling.

like the most prime and expensive beef, but with a hint of swamp.

1. dog
2. chimpanzee
3. bald eagle

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Giant tortoise apparently tastes lush

>>7357716
that's a nice looking badger.

A human.

cow

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>>7357719
They're pretty cute though

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I really would like to try a Puffin.

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I've always wanted to try hamhawks.

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>>7357737

Not gonna lie, I totally would if it was all on the up and up. Like, someone had to get an arm amputated for some reason. The flesh is still good, but it had to go. If the person came up to me and was like "hey I'm gonna bbq my arm when it gets cut off, you want to try it?" I'd be all about that

>>7357737
This
>>7357719
This

And then maybe penguin. In that order.

>>7357737
>>7358296
No you gays, you have to eat girls. Specifically, you have to eat their butt. That's the only way to eat people

I'm willing to try any animal that isn't going to poison me. I especially want to try whale, though.

Kangaroo. But I live in Freedomland and I don't want to go to Shitpostia just to get decent giant boxing rat.

I'd eat a sloth in a few minutes, fuck you delicious sloth.

I kind of wanna try whale meat to see what all the fuss is about.

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One of these delicious looking fuckers.

>>7357697
Dragon

>>7358484
Go hunt one then

>>7358518
>implying you can penetrate dragon hide

Look at this man, look at him and laugh.

Trilobites

>>7358531
I mean I know it's not peasant food, and I am in fact more of a common man, but op did ask given the chance.

>>7358510
so you can't eat pork? are you a dick cutter?

I'd like to try crocodile again

I remember it having a smokey taste and a nice , dense texture albeit a bit too dry.

Probably a big herbivore. Giraffe, elephant maybe panda.

>>7358586
>elephant

Those guys are big. You could probably cut some steaks out of them and let them heal up, come back for more later...

MAN

>>7358556
probably a german poster

>>7358590
No they'd immediately die from infection you muppet...

How about a roast condor in a herby garlic butter?

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>>7358603
Naw, they wouldn't die. They'd just wish they were dead.

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Tribbles.

>>7358621
What the fuck am I looking at here

>>7358682
Holy cow.

>>7358682
fun for the whole family.jpg

Lion
Great White Shark
Cheetah (so I can say "not so fast now, eh? heh heh heh" as I take a bite)

>>7358682
Well, they've surgically added a port into this cow's digestive tract, that lets people stick their hands in and feel around. It's for science/education. Honest.

I'm not even making this up. That's seriously what's going on here.

>>7358770
frenchfag here and working in agriculture.
that's a worldwide thing, a real one.
It's called a canulated cow and that's how you make vegans and traumatized children
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannulated_cow

WHALES.
THE FAT.
THE MEAT
IT'S A GOLD AND FOOD MINE MADE OF FISH FLESH.

That, or dolphin.

>>7358779
Had it, go for dolphin!

>>7358779
Patrician taste anon.
Dolphin is especially good. Whale is kinda classic, but very tasty and substantious too.

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Dolpheen and whale

Shmoo obviously.

I want to taste moomin.

>>7357697
Never hear about anyone ever eating a penguin. So that, or giraffe, whale or lion

>>7357791
This

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>>7358804

>>7358548
It's like reserved for royalty, so you know it's good, and they don't eat people, they eat jewels and gold so it'll be like when you put gold on a fancy dish

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Farm raised Jackalope, natch

>>7358791

Whale is salty as fuck.

All of them.

>>7357715

came in to post bald eagle aka the freedom crow

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Whale meat again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I'll want whale meat again some sunny day

>>7357741
kek

>>7357791
really, really greasy. I would not recommend.

>>7361903
I have always had a problem with this measurement. I can't tell the difference between greasy, really greasy and really, really greasy.

A little insight, perhaps?

>>7357697
Lion steaks all the way. Expensive as fuck, though

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>>7361936
>Eating cat

Stick with red meat. Be a man.

>>7358382
>Wanting to get pink eye

>>7357719
Would do it.
Second place is probably mammoth. People who tried it said it is unlike anything they had

>>7362141
Who's eaten mammoth? Where would you even get fucking mammoth?

>>7362150
The siberian tundra actually. Mammoths have been found with meat still well preserved after 10k years. Scientists being scientists they immediately cooked it and ate it to see what would happen

>>7362150
I ate tyrannosaurus. A bit gamey.

>>7362141
>People who tried it said it is unlike anything they had
Have they had elephant?

>>7362150
You know - the dinosaurs roamed our planet for 160 million years. You, me and all of our ancestors have been here for about 50 thousand years. We are the noobs.

>>7362141
>>>7362141
>unlike anythung they had
"tasted awful...like meat left too long in the freezer." they had

>>7357715
Dog is tough and stringy, can't recommend it.

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I'd like to try eating a seal but I'd need to trim the fat off first.

>>7358493
I've eaten it before and I live in Florida. It's alright I guess.

>>7358382
fuck off het scum

>>7357697
all of them. seriously, i want to know what every mammal and fish taste like.

Cape Buffalo

There's a cougar problem in our town the past few weeks, a handful of pet cats and dogs getting killed by em.

I'd love to cook up a cougar. I keep making jokes to my friends about how we gotta stake-out somewhere at night, kill it, and drag it home and start filleting it. Cougar tacos, cougar stew, cougar flanks.... I'm sure it'd be great. Plus, it's a large carnivorous cat. How cool is that to eat

>>7357697
I want to try Guinea Pig.

Damn you Andrew Zimmern!

>>7358640
I imagine them as a little meat nugget that would be hell to skin.

>>7357697
all of them

ALL. OF. THEM.

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Human.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umqBhI3OpCQ

>>7363028
Naw, tertiary predators generally taste like ass. Bears are better. They at least eat berries and herbs and shit. An animal that eats other predators is going to taste terrible.

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>>7363176

>>7358577
South Florida here, can confirm alligator is top-notch.
Touristy places will usually go 70/30 gator to beef to cut some of the dryness, but you can get alligator tail in some restaurants or by performing the ancient Seminole ritual called "I've got a shotgun and some plastic tarps in my pickup wanna sneak into the everglades"

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>>7357697
Swear to God I will eat a panda some day. Those fat fuckers sit around all day chowing down on bamboo getting lazier, weaker, fatter and juicier. I bet one of those obese ursine walking steaks is the most heavenly dish you've ever set into your slutty little mouth, anon. And think how much meat comes off that bodacious behemoth, you could eat panda for a week and have 100 kilos left in the fridge. you have to measure it in kilos because that shit is more valuable than cocaine. Just picture this, it's the most tender, juicy and delicious meat in the world. Pandas do not eat meat, nor bitter weeds, so their meat must be extremely uniform and flavorful. moreover, it would be outrageously tender. you could smoke it, and serve it on shishkabob with pineapple. you could barbeque it and serve it with sweet baby ray's. I swear it's a meat that must go with some sort of sweet sauce. it's begging for it. holy shit I want to eat a panda so bad. I bet I could pay off some corrupt chinese chengdu official and go to town. bring my mini weber and a pocket knife. I bet you don't even have to kill it first. just start filleting that lazy fucker. what's it going to do? roll over at you? assfuck. i bet those shifty chinks only have those panda preserves because the glorious communist council demands daily servings of the freshest panda. they probably have millions of pandas but they do those breeding programs because after 50 years of gluttony on the finest panda veal can suffice. I WANT THE FUCKING PANDA VEAL. FUCK.

A fucking dragon

>>7363911
By all accounts, bear meat is greasy and tough as fuck. An animal that big needs a lot of muscle to get around. Not good eats

>>7357697
>Given the chance, which animal would you eat?
Trayvon Martin

Human.
Not trying to be edgy or anything, just very curious of the taste. A very thin slice of a recently deceased person would probably be safe to eat and while moraly questionable not exactly evil or anything...

>>7363953
Check his or her medical history, first. The risk of transferable disease is off the charts.

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>>7363953
If you're going to eat a human, Western Europeans are bland and overpriced, Americans are full of HFCS. Third worlders are cheaper

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>>7357697